Tuesday, November 11, 2014

How I start every morning.


14 comments:

  1. Leland2:08 AM

    Oh Hell YES!

    Even my cats stay away from me 'til I've had at least 1/2 a cup!

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  2. Anonymous2:34 AM

    Such a pessimist. hehe :)

    OMG speaking of mornings, I was just in Sbux getting my morning latte and I overheard two girls talking. One was saying how 8 years ago, she never thought she'd say "I am friend with Bristol Palin." The other said something like, who?

    haha bristol's dream has come true given how she hates celebrity.

    I also recently talked to someone who has no idea who Levi is, which would severely upset his attention whore wife who exploits her two kids. What wife posts fawning shit on her husbands fake fb page pretending to be him?

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    1. Anonymous5:41 AM

      Someone must have added a little something to their BuckerRoos this morning. Perhaps a little rum in their pumpkin spice latte?

      RJ in BBistan

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    2. Anonymous8:59 AM

      2:43am

      How I start every morning:
      Hitting Sbux and obsessing about people that I don't even know and concocting fantastic stories about them.

      There, fixed it for ya.

      (BTW, you obviously aren't even in Alaska as you are posting at 2:43am our time.)

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    3. Anonymous5:33 PM

      I was in line at sbux and this guy claimed she was friends of Bristol and the girl beside him goes "Really? How long was Quarrantine for that, man you must be so glad to get out!" He said IV Penicillin and three weeks, but he begged to stay longer. Did you hear someone dragged her across a lawn on her back in a thong dress and she lost her virginity, again?" And the other guy said "Heard it? She was holding onto my ankles while being dragged!" But they all came back in daylight to try to find her virginity, all they got was shoes, a thong dress and 300 dollar sunglasses.

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  3. Anonymous3:41 AM

    Amen.

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  4. After 3 cups of coffee this morning....I checked my 401K this morning and was pleased...stocks are my game. I also looked at what Gold was doing....you know the precious metal recommended by the hair on fire boys:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/gold-bulls-beware---likely-more-pain-coming--before-the-metal-finds-a-bottom-162852945.html

    "Not long ago, the airways were filled with pundits and populists like Glenn Beck and Peter Schiff, who predicted runaway inflation and the dollar's demise due to the Federal Reserve's aggressive response to the financial crisis. Of course, the opposite happened: the dollar turned out to be the ultimate "safe haven" asset in times of financial distress and inflation fears have given way to concerns about deflation both in the U.S. and Europe even as Japan continues its multi-decade struggle with a persistent lack of inflation......."

    Hope not too many people believed the BS from the hawkers.

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  5. Anonymous9:29 AM

    It's zombie mode until the third gulp of coffee, then a feeling of a few brain cells starting up; words don't yet come quickly for expression, or names or addresses, but after the half-cup mark, things break into full cylinders.

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  6. Anonymous10:46 AM

    Don't ever step between me and my coffee in the morning. Bad things might happen.

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  7. My cup is 32 ounces. I do not answer any question or offer any opinion on the pc until the first sip is at least an hour ago.

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  8. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Just having the cup in hand wakes me up a little :)

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    1. It's the smell right?

      I thought that was just me.

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  9. Anita Winecooler5:22 PM

    I'm addicted to coffee and would LOVE that on a good double walled mug. We were car shopping a few years back and the dealer laughed his ass off. I was checking if my coffee cup fit the holder in the car without getting in the way of the radio controls. When we sat down to negotiate the price, he thought this female was easy prey and would pay more than sticker price because of something this minor.

    Big Mistake, oh toupee'ed one!

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  10. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Yikes... this hit just a little too close to home. But I thought I was the only one....1) get the coffee going...2) feed the dogs ...3) pee.
    That's how bad I need that coffee...

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