Saturday, November 08, 2014

John McCain strongly suggests that he will run for reelection in 2016. Because, oh why the hell not?

"Whoa Nelly, I'm gonna win it this time."
Courtesy of AZ Central:  

Veteran U.S. Sen. John McCain reiterated Thursday that he is "seriously considering" and "leaning towards" a 2016 re-election bid. 

"We were talking to our longtime supporters -- many of whom have been with us for many years and we're grateful for their support -- about the options, and what we see as the future of the party in Washington and here in Arizona," McCain said. "We're getting a lot of their input as to whether I should run for re-election or not. They know that I am seriously considering it, and leaning towards it." 

McCain, R-Ariz., made the remarks to reporters after a breakfast meeting with political allies at the Ritz-Carlton, Phoenix, at 24th Street and Camelback Road.

Sure why not? I mean what does Arizona deserve more than to have Methuselah representing them in Washington D.C.?

In 2016 John McCain will be eighty years old.

Not to be an "ageist" but if the old bastard were a horse they would not even bother putting him out to pasture they would just shoot him in the head and be done with it.

Personally I don't know how the old fossil can bring himself to show his face in public anymore. If I were the one who had released the Wasilla Wendigo on this country I would have done the honorable thing long ago and committed seppuku.

It looks like Johyn McCain's goal is to die on the Senate floor.

Actually he should consider himself lucky. If he and Palin had been elected, he would have died in his sleep from "mysterious causes" way back in 2009 or 2010.

That is unless he had been willing to go for a plane ride in Alaska.

25 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:16 AM

    Perfect! Now get a camera in Palin's face asap and ask her if she'll support McCain in '16 should he follow through on his threat to run.

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  2. Nancy4:46 AM

    The look on Sarah's face says, "I told ya so!"

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  3. Ok, I have to say I am having too much fun in the last few days. Yes, the GOP took over the senate---but I have been enjoying how incredibly batshit crazy they all are.

    And McCain being so delusional that he actually thinks Americans will make him president after picking Sarah Palin for anything but his personal sock washer.

    Damn---who next? I'm thinking every sore loser who Obama kicked their ass will want to be president. Whoa---another clown car ride is coming.

    I know ninety year old people who would be amazing presidents----John McCain would not be one of them.
    He was losing it six years ago. Proof. Palin.

    Bring on the morons. Popcorn on the side. . . . Adult
    beverages will be needed.

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  4. Olivia5:03 AM

    You are looking at this all wrong; this is a fantastic idea, especially if he picks the same running mate! It would be the most entertaining campaign EVER!!!

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    1. Anonymous7:02 AM

      U.S. Senator, not clown car prez candidate. The Senators don't get VPs although Palin might just announce that they should and try to run alongside him again anyway.

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    2. Olivia7:52 AM

      Oops! My sleepy eyed mistake!

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    3. Maybe Palin can run in opposition
      to Johnnie, on the Secessionist Ticket!!

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  5. Anonymous5:04 AM

    Oh, it would have come in the form of a poisoned pie like with Joe McGinnis, or a Stand Your Ground scenario at the Naval Observatory. Except Sarah couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, it'd have to be 'daddy.'

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  6. Anonymous5:06 AM

    Why do kids die of supposedly "easy" cancers like leukemia yet this useless evil asshole survives melanoma to torture humans forever??
    Not fair.
    Even the afterlife doesn't want him.

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  7. Anonymous5:06 AM

    Look at her long, skeltor hands, goes nice with that Fire in her Belly.

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  8. Anonymous5:26 AM

    He's as bad as his best pal, Sarah. Will the two of them just go away, fade into the sunset, or whatever. JUST GO AWAY.
    Beaglemom

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  9. Anonymous5:36 AM

    I remember that campaign moment! McCain put his hands up and said, "STFU all you GD racists, you've embarrassed me almost as much as my fellow loser here."

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  10. Anonymous5:42 AM

    What a homely man. No neck, recent "eye lift" little yellow chicklets teeth. He is GROSS. I bet Cindy was in the front row encouraging him to run so he would be in DC while she can cavort with her boy toys. I think he HAS to stay in office, in case one of his many enemies (in DC) decides to open his medical and military files and lets ALL his secrets out. Vile little toad of a "man" Fake hero.

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    1. Anita Winecooler4:21 PM

      For a second I thought he was Don Rickles, but Don has all his marbles AND real friends.

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  11. Anonymous6:37 AM

    Thanks for my morning laugh!

    Seriously John, you proved you were in over your head in 2008 and obviously shown by your choice of running mate, have lost your mental capacities. Go ahead run, add to the list of GOP clowns, who will be your running mate ? Sarah is busy grifting, how about the new hotty - Joni, she is just like Sarah only younger?

    Well folks be prepared for a very entertaining primary season, what the GOP lacks in policies/plans they make up with non stop stupidity. Too bad the fate of our government could rest in their hands.

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  12. Anonymous6:57 AM

    If re-elected, it's more likely he'll drop dead on one of his regular visits to MTP. He's there far more than he's ever at work in Congress. Chuck Toad could reach over in and hold him in his arms and ask, "Did the liberal Democrats do this?, America needs to know." Palin will run in, grab the mic and say "hold on, I'll do his 'concession' speech. Got one right here in my pocket I never got to use. And btw, I'm thinkin' bout runnin' for his seat in Congress. Send me $$$ so I can make my decision. (wink, boob thrust, wink, lip lick) to the audience)"

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    1. Anonymous7:37 AM

      Love your post Anonymous 6:57...you've made my morning! LOL.

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  13. Anonymous7:15 AM

    John McCain ran for president in 2008 with Sarah Palin at his side.

    John McCain is running for president in 2016.

    Shouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Sarah Palin will be at his side again as his vp pick.

    Sarah Palin has already been vetted.
    Sarah Palin should be on John McCain's short list.
    Sarah Palin and family already has campaign clothes.
    Bristol Palin has completed post high school academics with a degree in skin school economics and shouldn't be pregnant (fingers crossed).
    Track Palin is a seasoned combat vet with PTSD. By the time campaign season starts Track should have mysteriously reconciled his marriage to Britta and will be on stage when Sarah Palin is introduced at the RNC.
    Willow Palin has completed post high school academics with her degree in hair school economics and shouldn't be pregnant.
    Piper Palin shouldn't be pregnant.
    The national discussion regarding the movie about Todd Palin, Boys Will Be Boys, should have died down by then.
    Trig will be wearing his prescription glasses, attending his therapy classes and should have eaten two Cheerios by the time the RNC starts.
    Sarah Palin's Secret Service detail should have been warned about engaging with the local prostitution ring.
    John McCain has repeatedly said that he is proud of Sarah Palin as his 2008 vp pick.

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    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      Read for comprehension, he is running for his senate seat not president.

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    2. Anonymous10:36 AM

      Anon 9:32 you are absolutely correct. When I read the title of the post I got excited that the GOP Clown Show was starting up again and was was looking forward to Sarah Palin being asked what does she read.
      Sorry,
      Anon 7:15am

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  14. I have visions of Sarah Palin opposing John McCain in our Arizona Republican primary for Senator in 2016. Maybe they can destroy one another and we can get a good Democratic Senator in to remove the stench!

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  15. London Bridges11:17 AM

    John is being forced to run for re-election to the Senate. If he does not, fellow AZ resident, Sarah, the Pale, will run for his seat. McCain would be tarred and feathered and burned at the stake.

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  16. Who's he gonna pick for VP, this time? Joni Ernst??
    Or maybe Michelle Bachmann

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  17. Anonymous2:51 PM

    G, Have you joined the group that suspects Todd of having something to do with the C.M.Jr. crash?

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  18. Anita Winecooler4:27 PM

    Awww how sweet! Johnny wants to remain close to Miss Lindsey all day and all night. Poor Cindy Loo must get bored to death staying home and counting her investments and money. I hope Sarah decides to run against him, but then who'll shine his shoes?

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