However it was the description of Palin that I thought worth sharing:
She barely even get out of the limo! Some dude is reportedly calling her daughter a slut and a cunt, and the rest of her family is brawling at a kegger, and there's Sarah in the fucking limo (of course she's in a limo), letting her Wasilbilly family rumble while she's probably Googling herself without a care in the world. She only finally gets out of the limo to name-drop herself to the cops! Does she even know she has a family? Or does she think those people are stock models provided for her by GOP donors?
Yeah clearly the drunken brawl is now part of Palin's permanent legacy. And though she may have helped her family wriggle out of any legal consequences, the court of public opinion has gleefully convicted them all the same.
Well, to be fair, maybe $carah thought Trick/Track was calling Bristles those names. He HAS been known to call her those names. I have a hard time believing $carah stayed in the limo most of the time, since she is the STAR of the family, and wants to be seen. Besides, Taahhhd said "We have KIDS in the car" so $carah would not want to be anywhere near KIDS unless there was a photographer around. So subtle, giving everyone the finger. What a smart woman she is, no wonder her kids are always talking about giving everyone the finger. Class, pure CLASS those PayMes.
ReplyDeleteI was here to witness her rise and I am here to witness the fall. She hasn't hit bottom yet, but she is clearly in free fall.
ReplyDeleteIf you've read The Sound and the Fury, you can hear Dilsey's voice in the background . . . :-)
DeleteSo who is influential in GQ's world, Kim Kardashian? While I agree with their naming Sarah Palin to the list, I certainly do not agree with having President Obama there.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is it true that Sarah staying in the limo at the party to which she and her husband were invited guests and only emerged to sort out the brawls her drunken adult children were involved in? That doesn't make any sense unless Sarah was disappointed that there were no paparazzi there to greet her.
Beaglemom
According to all reports, the Palins weren't invited.
DeleteAnon at 5:33 am. My understanding was that Sarah and Todd were invited but their offspring and drinking friends were not.
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I know someone who was at the party. Sarah was not in the limo. She was out partying, and then ended up pushing a girl named Courtney.
DeleteDid Courtney or your friend give a statement to the police?
DeleteDang it Gryph!
ReplyDeleteMy internet is slow, the picture didn't appear right away so I was reading your post and then I scrolled up to the picture and it scared the crap out of me.
That picture of Casper The Retarded Hillbilly needs to be banned from the internet or there should be a warning before opening that page.
BWAAHAAHAAHAA
DeleteFrom Margaret and Helen:
DeleteThis year I am particularly thankful Sarah Palin never became Vice President. That idiot thinks Mexicans have to swim an ocean to come to the United States. Just where were she and McCain planning to build the fence I wonder? Bless her heart, she can’t help being stupid, but she really should just stay home.
What a hard, glint-eyed look she has there.
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That picture belongs in a police line up.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin you have all that narcissistic stuff above your picture on your facebook page. You know executive Editor Of The Sarah Palin Internet Channel, Time's magazine 100 most influential people in Wasilla, etc. When are you going to add your new title?
ReplyDeleteGQ's Least Influential People of 2014
Looking at Sarah Palin's washed out old tired ass face, her Klingon eyebrows, her dachshunds long floppy ear titties, I can see why Todd pursued Shailey Tripp. Wouldn't you?
ReplyDeleteShe really does look like shit. Her eyebrows are especially creepy. She's no longer an attractive woman. She's very masculine looking, as are all her daughters, large heavy features, no femininity about them. Actually Track has the prettiest face, more refined features.
DeleteTrack has Menard genes. And for the resident troll, prove me wrong.
DeleteShe looks like Leona Helmsley.
DeleteYou're right, and she assumes the role of "queen of mean" very well.
DeleteI know h8trz when I see 'em!
ReplyDeleteIt's not everyone gets a name check in GQ.
Bet none of you lameasses here are in GQ or the National Enquirer either.
Maybe my family and I should kick some more ass.
Valley Trash and Palin. Two ways to say the same thing!
Of course she was in the limo, she was busy on facebook conjuring up her alibi, remember she missed Toad's birthday because she was in Texas. Then again, typical Sarah, she throws word bombs from her facebook/SarahChannel, then scuttles off to hide.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with her and TX, is this a subtle reminder that she told a whopper of a lie about a trip back from TX and still has not been held accountable?
Who is that cross-eyed lady with no hair giving someone the 'finger'? Did she forget her wigs? Is she 'sagging'?
ReplyDeleteNow that is a sweet takedown. Well played, GQ.
ReplyDeleteUnder ordinary circumstances, it would be fun to venture to Sea O Pee to see how they are handling this illustrious award. There is absolutely no way in hell that I can set foot in that cesspool while they are undoubtedly reveling in Ferguson racist banter this morning. Especially "Old Virginia Racist" and "Ma McRacist" and "My Sis is Eileen Davidson A TV Real Housewife but I'm just a lunatic Racist January Rose." Oh and let's not forget "We Embarrass Alaskans by being the most Racist Christians Pa and Ma Teresa Polarbear"--I guess for today I will just enjoy this here and the rest of the real world, where Sarah is endlessly mocked.
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ReplyDeleteI did the deed. I feel so...ashamed. I can report that the day room is not yet crowded, but still stinks of piss.
The only real Ferguson related moth farts come from that crazy St. Louis9...he is convinced (as he was about Benghazi) that some one gave a stand down order for the MO NG...or they would have been in there mowing people down.
There is a trend I see, they will be referring to African Americans as "thugs" during their tantrums.
You poor thing! The places is never actually crowded, because there are only around 20 of them left. Pretty soon Mark-I'm a False Flag Psycho will come into get them all hyped up, I'm sure.
DeleteHow like that site to report LIES. Sarah was CLEARLY not in the limo as she is a oft-heard voice. haha
ReplyDeleteBut it's not like one incident changes a person's personal truth.
Not like theyre Clearys who ARE druggies, alkys and fighters on a weekly basis.
Once again the media is stupid.
Funny. Days ago, Mike Wooten wrote, "what news carrier doesnt make up the stories they tell"
He would know. He ex's famils is often slandered
Wooten's a writer? You don't say!
Delete10:04 AM Are you drunk again?
DeleteWasn't Sarah in the thick of the brawl at one point? You know, the point where she was shouting, "Don't you Know who I am?"
DeleteM from MD
Tripp and Kyla were so cute watching Track play hockey last week. #Palinbabes Britta loves how cute bffs they are
ReplyDeleteNice to see that Track puts down the pipe and leaves his mommy's basement every so often.
DeleteMedia, exaggerating and acting immorally one day at a time.
ReplyDeleteNot like their shit is afffecting people who KNOW truth.
Those truth knowers ARENT on blogs.
"Those truth knowers ARENT on blogs."
DeleteYou got that right. After all, here you are.
You said that the media isn't telling the truth either, so who is? You, with your lone dissenting voice on all the liberal blogs?l Look everyone it's Anonymous Truth Teller, Savior of Palin Reputations and Defender of the Indefensible! Flaky Fan of the Fraudulent Former First Family of Alaska!
DeleteYou go honey, if it makes you feel better, but I could see you being a little less stressed hanging out over at the C4P, or somewhere else they share your "values".
Truth knowers* like you? ARENT on blogs?
Delete*lol
Poor. No one's feeding you today.
ReplyDeleteHey Willow, do something with that witch looking mother of yours when you sober up.
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