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On last night’s episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert savaged Dr. “Chaps” Gordon Klingenschmitt, the former Navy chaplain turned Colorado state lawmaker.
Colbert played a clip of just some of the bizarre things that this Dr. Chaps has said:
“The demonic spirits inside the homosexual agenda are trying to redefine family,” Klingenschmitt says in the clip, “trying to homosexualize your children. Jesus, if he were giving marriage counseling to two gay men who were married, Jesus would command them to get divorced.”
“Yes,” Colbert responded, “if Jesus were their marriage counselor, he would tell them to get divorced. And he would take 65 minutes to do it, so he could charge them the second hour. But it’s not just the gays — everyone needs a little Klingenschmitt exorcism.”
“Don’t you think there’s something inside the atheist complainer that’s wrong,” he says in another clip. “I have a solution! Let’s do an exorcism, cast the devil out of them! Julius Genachowski, the outgoing FCC chairman, has not enforced decency standards. The demonic spirit inside of him influences him to abuse, and dare I say, molest and visually rape your children.”
Good job Colorado Republicans, this guy is the perfect example of our current GOP.
Later Colbert plays the clip where Klingenschmitt suggests that the President is possessed by a demon, after which he has this to say:
“Yes,” Colbert said, “Obama’s possessed by a demon — and he won’t even show us its birth certificate. Now, saying the president is possessed by a demon could be seen as a tad inflammatory, but after he was elected, Klingenschmitt told a Colorado newspaper that, ‘I would say it is time for people of good will on both sides of the political debate to come together to have reasonable discussions about these issues.’”
Like I said the other day, it is becoming increasingly difficult to define the line between where the actual quotes from Republican politicians end and parodies of them begin.
If any of you think that this Dr. Chaps guy sounds familiar it's because we did our own reporting on him just last week.
This last election has me made question myself and my (adopted by free will) country. I have lost faith in the American people and in the American voting system.
ReplyDeleteNot sure yet, what I will do, but I am definitely looking at other countries now. Other countries who do not have these types of lunatics as their 'elected' officials.
There are elected lunatics in every country.
DeleteYou don't have to vote just because you live here, plenty of us don't.
DeleteWhy let them have our country? Is leaving, that's what they want, so they can enact their Xtian Sharia laws unimpeded.
DeleteColbert is mocking them about us not having a "farm team"
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to laugh or cry.
ReplyDeleteKlingenschmitt = "Blade Smith".
ReplyDeleteSo he thinks he can live up to the German word for Swordmaker?
Why does he call himself Dr. Chaps? Does he wear nothing but chaps when he exorcises his own demons?
This curious minds wants to know, but only because people elected him. If it were his own fetish, practised in privacy, I would not be interested.
There is something seriously wrong with all of this on all ends of the spectrum.
Him in Chaps would be a visual assault on our eyes.
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