Thursday, November 20, 2014

Vladimir Putin gets his feelings hurt during G20 summit and suddenly decides he needs to catch up on his sleep.

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Courtesy of Slate:  

If last week Vladimir Putin was 99 percent sure that the West was out to get him, he now knows it with complete certainty. Over the weekend, Western leaders at the G20 summit in Brisbane, Australia, did their utmost to criticize and ostracize the Russian president over his actions in Ukraine. Fed up, the leader of the world’s ninth largest economy skipped breakfast on Sunday to fly home early. 

Even before the summit, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott had vowed to “shirt-front” Putin (i.e., tackle him according to the practice of Australian rules football) over the downing of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper reluctantly shook Putin’s hand, telling him “to get out of Ukraine.” And President Obama, in a speech to students at the University of Queensland, mentioned the global threats of Ebola and “Russian aggression” in the same sentence. 

“Attack on Putin at G20 Summit” was a headline in the Moscow tabloid Moskovsky Komsomolets. The newspaper described a “psychological attack” on Putin that began by assigning him to the ageing Hilton Brisbane, hardly worth its four stars, according to Russian diplomatic sources. When Putin arrived, backed up by four warships from Russia’s Pacific fleet, other participants avoided talking to him at public events and largely left him on his own. For the summit’s family photo, Putin was placed on the far edge, next to South African President Jacob Zuma, Moskovsky Komsomolets sniffed.

After this Putin claimed that he needed to get "at least four or five hours of sleep" before returning home, and left on his private jet to start the 18 hour journey back to Moscow.

This is essentially how you deal with bullies on the playground. You keep them out of your games, you let them sit alone at the lunch table, and you mock and snicker about them behind their backs.  Until they take their toys and run home to their mommies.

So much for that macho image.

And remember this was the same Vladimir Putin who received heaps of praise from Republicans earlier this year, and who one Fox News host claimed she wanted to head the United States for a couple of days in order to deal with ISIS.

And wasn't it our own back porch Russia peeping Tina, who claimed that she had more respect for Putin than our President as well?

Oh yes she did!

He harkens back to the era of the czars, and he wants that Russian empire to grow again.

And when she compared Obama to Putin?  

"Well yes, especially under the Commander-in-Chief that we have today, because Obama's...the perception of him, and his potency...across the world is one of such weakness, you know and I...lookit people are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our President as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates."

Of course it was OUR President who was honored by the other attendees, gave a very well received speech at the University of Queensland, and who got a commitment from the  Chinese government to curb carbon emissions for the first time in history.  

Not bad for a non-bear wrestling equivocator in mom jeans, right?

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Russia, I mean really, who actually lives there? All the best parts were emancipated after the cold war, the rest of it, meh, just a bunch of losers who never bothered to leave.

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    1. Leland1:28 AM

      You seriously need to learn that many times there is a major difference between the PEOPLE of a country and the GOVERNMENT of a country.

      You also need to discover a little of the history of the country, and I don't mean RECENT history which you seem to consider all there is.

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  2. F.O.A.D., SARAH PALIN!3:11 PM

    Gee. It's *almost" as if Sarah Palin didn't know what the Fuck she was talking about.

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  3. Anonymous3:16 PM

    OT but had to remind myself what the big wide world thinks of Bristol Palin, someone sent me a link last night to the Urban Dictionary for Bristol Palin. Too funny! Such a slut!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bristol%20Palin

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  4. Anita Winecooler3:30 PM

    I hope Sarah reads the "No Shirt No Service" sign, oh wait, she's just a hockey mom who, oh I don't know, seems so impotent on the world stage. When "dressed to the nines" she resembles, vaguely, the "ladies" on Rue Paul's show, Wonder how much "tucking tape" counts as "postage"???? Get your underdaks out of knots, Sarah, your baby appeared on DWTS after eating a few dingoes, and you've got the hots for Putin and President Obama? LMAO Have You seen Todd?

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  5. angela3:43 PM

    Of coirse republicans loved Putin.
    He was a bully, didn`t follow the rules,
    has rich friends and is all hat and no cattle.
    Its interesting that even conservative assholes
    like Harper and Abbot are better at recognizing
    a piece of shit better than American conservatives.

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  6. Anonymous4:45 PM

    For all the history I've read, never came across a tyrannical emperor who wore mom-jeans. Mrs Palin, please explain how this works. An impotent man who has no cajones wants to take over the country and you're what?? Skeered? Hell, you've got quite a pair and can't seem to control your own family. What's his secret? Why is he so much stronger than the likes of you and your vermin infested pals?

    Now If former rethug presidents had bowed to the Dems for leadership advice and did things on their time line, I'd almost think you guys had a case for trying to run President Obama's leadership agenda. But no. When you folks are in control, it takes iron fists, lies, guns and bombs to get you what you want.

    No worries Palin, believe I already know the answer to the rethug riddle. They hate President Obama because he's calm, honest, sensitive and rational which is the exact opposite of their idiotic, rabid knee-jerk Koch-fueled, bigoted policy. It's his intelligence and constitutional expertise that scares the little rats who like to rewrite history whenever convenient. Oh, and he's black. Doesn't fit in your 'plan' now does it.

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    1. Anonymous12:32 AM

      Thank you. Couldn't have said it better.

      dowl

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    2. Anonymous7:56 AM

      Exactly!

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  7. Anonymous6:21 PM

    It wasn't some weakling who was mobbed by admirers in Australia, Baldy Bighead.

    And I know exactly what would happen if YOU were to visit Australia, Sarah: nothing. Even the dirty old fappers who are your #1 audience wouldn't stir themselves off of their couches.

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  8. Sharon12:25 AM

    I love this....the world showing such disrespect to this asshole on international media. He deserves every bit of this and more.
    Obama has been recognized the world over as the visionary he is and so much has changed for the good of all.

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  9. The week before this summit Putie actually cried "You started it!" True story.

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    1. Anonymous6:59 AM

      Actually, you started it, is the 'True story'

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  10. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Actually as much as I like reading your blog..you have it wrong on this one. The so called free world leaders are the ones acing like assholes. You need to read Putin's last two speeches. He is way more coherent than any western politician. Don't be an Obama-bot.
    Firstly, consider how much lying the West has done. There wasn't supposed to be any of the NATO eastward expansion that has occurred. Also consider that "our" boys are actual NAZI's that commit horrific war crimes almost daily.
    You often comment on how piss poor the mainstream media is, so why do you buy their propaganda on this one?
    I suggest you read the Vineyard of the Saker blog archive to get up to speed. if it hurts to read opinions counter to yours than that is the truth punching you in the mouth.

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