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| Inventor Christian Poincheval. |
French inventor says pills he developed to make bodily gases smell like chocolate were inspired by a particularly flatulent meal with friends.
Christian Poincheval, 65, of Gesvres, said his Lutin Malin -- or Crafty Imp -- line of pills can make a customer's bodily gases smell like chocolate, roses or violets.
Poincheval developed the chocolate scent specially for Christmas.
The website selling the products bills the pills as "The Father Christmas fart pill that gives your farts the scent of chocolate."
Okay this guy's a genius!
The idea that my farts might actually ATTRACT women to me is a real game changer.
Now instead of starting an argument ("Oh my God, is that you?") it might end one. ("And another thing...wait is that chocolate I smell?")
I think I might buy a box of these, eat a bowl of bean dip, and start spreading the romance.
Do you know why farts smell? So the the deaf can enjoy them too.
ReplyDeleteBefore anybody bitches about picking on the deaf, it was a deaf person that told me that.
I work with deaf kids and a colleague of mine told me a story about a class she was in years ago.
DeleteOne of the students farted loudly but none of the kids reacted until the smell made its way around the room. She realized at that moment that the deaf kids didn't know that farts ALSO make noise!
Now he needs to work on a pet version for dogs and cats, who have WAY worse farts than any human (mainly because of the crappy food humans feed them).
ReplyDeleteThat's *EXACTLY* what I was thinking. Our dogs can really let the flatulence fly. If this stuff really worked and was safe for dog consumption, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Would love their farts to smell of roses, lavender or chocolate. Don't care which as long as it works.
DeleteOh, my doG. He does have a pet version. But at almost 20 euros it is really expensive. It's in powder form. No telling how much or how long it would last.
Deletewww.pilulepet.com/en/12-poudre-pet-pleine-forme.html
Uh-oh. It's going to put a lot of people out of work at Glade and AirWick as human beings become their own room fresheners.
ReplyDeleteCrap!!!
ReplyDeleteThis does not bode well for my invention of a recliner with a self-contained exhaust fan!
Back to the drawing board.
But, can you still get them to turn a match into a mini blow torch? Or do they then smell like hot chocolate? Inquiring minds want to know.
ReplyDeleteLOL Thank you; that made my day!
DeleteNow if he would just work on options for changing the sound, it could be like picking a new ring tone for your phone.
ReplyDeleteSo there's a pill for Sarah? Is that what "Flatulance" means?
ReplyDeleteDoes he have a female version that smells like bacon or beer???
Two thumbs up!
DeleteI am quite sure I will catch Holy Hell for this scatological comment, that is if Uncle Gryphen even allows these words, but I am so reminded of Caddyshack...
ReplyDeleteThe cool people know of what I speak.