Will somebody please find me one of these??
There’s a new trend in men’s style, and I’m loving it!
You’ve all heard of the ridiculous “metrosexual,” the well-groomed guy who cares more about shaping his eyebrows that I do, has liberal political views, and might even carry a man purse?
Please.
Meet the “lumbersexual” – he smells like wood. Loves being out in nature. Wears a full beard, leather boots, denim, plaid — and of course, flannel. (“It’s like Ron Swanson mixed with Ryan Gosling,” the article said.)
Well, this is what a man should look like!
I’m not the trendiest person, but I would welcome this one with open arms.
Well somebody is certainly putting it out there aren't they?
So Bristol is on the make again? And this is the kind of guy she is looking for with open......arms?
Now why does this seem familiar to me?
Well you know some things just never change.Update: To be fair this is the photo that Brancy used on the original post.
Sorry if that confused anyone.
For Sale:
ReplyDeleteHigh mileage piece of shit and rode hard
Rebuilt Chin
Extra Spare Tires
Oil changed every nine months
Hitch balls sold separately
You forgot that Bristol would be 'high maintenance' above all else!
DeleteIt has been quite clear all this time that she has never gotten over Levi and drools over him and his life constantly. If she didn't care, she wouldn't be so nasty.
ReplyDeleteWell, Levi has moved on and I can see why he is so happy and satisfied. Why would he ever want such a used up whore when he has this?
Deletehttps://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/p720x720/10630613_784130801651442_6735870194831389972_o.jpg
7:03 Truer words were never spoken.
DeleteAwesome.. It is a good thing Bristol doesn't see this blog.
DeleteI had to double check my URL to make sure i was here at the Immoral Minority and not a parody news site like The Onion. It is sad Bristol does not have a gay "sister friend" . ( a sister friend knows EVERYTHING about you and will stick with you through thick or thin, and not judge. That friend is the one to help "bury the body" if need be.) This lumberjack look was broadcast in the gay circles months ago, probably to boost the sales of flannel shirts. Speaking to you as a sister friend Bristol, I'm sorry to tell you, "You are fucked." As noted here by others your reputation precedes you. No man of decent character wants to have his life destroyed by the dysfunction you carry with such pride. "Thongazi" was pretty much the breaking point of you ever displaying any kind of maturity or class.
DeleteThat's what single mothers with a faith blog do. ADVERTISE. Sad, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWell, she can't philosophize, write, think, do. . .what else can a Palin do?
DeleteWhy would any guy want to become involved w/Bristol Palin and her horrible family? Can't think of many in their right mind - unless they were paid well perhaps by Sarah and Todd! You couldn't pay me $1 for her! And, remember 'all' you males, Bristol comes with a son who is suppose to be a brat with a foul mouth - just like his mother and grandparents!
ReplyDeleteYep, I can just see this fantasy guy that is going to be her dream and move into Palin territory. Since he doesn't have a job or a life and would need to be supported and paid to do the crap he would need to do to be a Palin.
DeleteIsn't she 23 and a little old for this nonsense? Especially since it mostly says she wants Levi.
The only guy who wants to be involved with Bristol is one who is looking to land a reality tv show.
DeleteYes, the little guy is a definite turn off. And all the drama that comes with him.
Deletehere's the sperm burper's lumbersexual >>
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfyDdU--Bw
4:58pm
DeleteShe's actually 24 years old but her mental development is arrested around age 12.
Sad but true. Bristol's tainted for life. Even if she went to school all of a sudden and began to think for herself and become a decent enough person, she's tainted for life. Palin taint is like that.
DeleteThose sure are some girly lumbersexuals; my shirts aren't that tailored at the waist.
ReplyDeleteI think they're gay.
DeleteWhatever their sexuality, what they are, Bristol, are models; i.e. men who can change their "look" depending on the demands of the job. That's a talent that takes a whole lot of grooming.
DeleteSeriously. It certainly set off my gaydar!
Deletelol
DeleteThem's hipsterjacks not lumbersexuals.
They probably have no idea what a kerf or swarf is but I bet they can queef in a tent just like a Barstool!
Not to make excuses for their various wrongdoing, but its long struck me the Palin girls are about as cursed as Monica Lewinsky when it comes to the chances of happy marriages.
DeleteWhat worthwhile man is both going to suffer the ignominy of Sarah as a mother in law, as well as surrender the vast degree of autonomy required for entree to the Palin inner circle with all its dreadful secrets that must be kept suppressed?
If he can be bought, he's not worthwhile.
And like those guys don't look Metro...
ReplyDeleteNEED. AIR.
ReplyDeleteCan't. Stop. Giggling.
Ah, poor poor Bristol, there's PLENTY of websites just waiting for you. You keep shaping those eyebrows with Mommie dearest, they''ll hit your scalps by Valentine's Day!
ROWR!
Whose bright idea was this one?
LMAO!
Or you might say, "I can't breathe."
DeleteOn the lighter side...isn't it great that we get to fulfill our daily laughter needs because of this foolish woman?
Lumbersexual posted his ideal woman: you've all heard of the used up, passed around, past their prime party girls. Most are single moms with phony tea party "family values". Might even wear a thong dress. NO THANKS! Meet the classy, well-raised, educated young woman with a strong family. (Insert either Obama girls photo here).
ReplyDeleteAlso, too someone with her own personality (not Mom's) A wman who values herself too much to take home one night stands, get stinking drunk to the point of urinating in public, has several kids by different guys. Bristles has burned ALL her bridges, took the wrong path years ago and still keeps travelling the same route. Considering all her negatives, Bristles sure has a high opinion of herself, doesn't she? Does she expect a busload of young guys to answer her mating call, I wonder? Tripp IS a brat, who wants to take on a problem like THAT?
DeleteThe best part will be all the fat, beer-gutted, redneck, Nugent-loving slobs that will flock to be her prince!
ReplyDeleteYeah, who the hell wants a clean, caring, intelligent guy? Especially one who isn't impressed by a gal's brawling prowess?
Deletesheesh! Somebody sounds desperate.
Mildred
Haha what i was gonna say. Try Ted girlfriend. Hahahahahaha
DeleteAlso you are the one that lives around parts that would have many. I guess it's your rep.
If those guys are straight, then I am Marie of Romania.
ReplyDeleteSad that Brissie will never have any clue about Dorothy Parker's awesome power with words!
Delete(Nancy does some research in 3...2...1...)
Love that there are at least three of us who got that.
DeleteMake it four!
DeleteD. Parker stills rules!
My gaydar sez the guy on the left ain't into heifers.
ReplyDeleteSorry Bristol, but I doubt either of those handsome plaid-body-shirt-clad men in your examples would be interested in you. I tend to think they'd be far more interested in each other. Better luck next time.
ReplyDeleteSo she wants a guy who smells because a well groomed man tends not to stink, if you grew up with Sarah you would learn to love stinky,after all her Mom likes gas emissions from motorcycles and dirty wigs. Also she has forgotten the photos of her manly Dad carrying her macho Mom's purse and following his wife around being her personal secretary and prop husband.It's sad when you've gone through all the eligible guys in Wasilla and have to advertise for a husband,She should try going to party's to meet others, wait bad idea we know how that worked.
ReplyDeleteIn order to attract ANY guy she would have to join the witness protection program, move away from wherever she lives (Alaska, Arizona) and try to finally develop some MORALS. Her bratty foul mouthed kid would be a dead giveaway. Whoever is raising her other kids might take him.
DeleteFrom the looks of those guys they would probably rather fuck Track. They are way too good for the likes of Princess Roundheels.
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL
DeleteAndrew Sullivan is more likely to land those two.
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth! LOL!
DeleteExactly. The only one of those guys pictured who isn't gay is Levi.
DeleteOh good, I'm not the only one who had that immediate response ; - )
DeleteBristol doesn't care about shaping her eyebrows. She is only into shaping her chin, so much she will pay lot's of money and go under the knife.
ReplyDeleteLooks like both those guys wax their chests and forearms, groom their eyebrows, and don't stint on the hair gel. In other words...metrosexuals. Of course a filthy, smelly, plastic-surgery failure like Bristol would be terrified of guys who have their act together, so she pretends she disdains them. She's not fooling anyone.
ReplyDeleteBristol, there ain't enough beer in Milwaukee to get those guys to ask you out.
ReplyDeleteDear Bristol (and Nancy, writing for Bristol),
ReplyDelete1. The beautiful male models may not actually be real lumberjacks.
2. In order to attract a nice guy, it might be a good idea to clean up the potty mouth, change the thong dress for something nice to wear, and don't get drunk or else you will attract a drunken, potty mouth crude individual who is more interested in what he can get for the night that a meaningful relationship.
3. Your blog has been the echo chamber for your mother, leaving you with little identity of your own. Good luck with that when it comes to talking to some guy who might be interested in you.
4. Speaking of a guy who might be interested in you.....the question would be WHY? Your family has been put on display for every photo op. What guy, in his right mind, would subject himself to being another Palin Prop? Good luck with that, too.
5. Did you ever stop to think about what is in the best interest of Tripp? For the next 13 years or so, you will have to put his needs ahead of yours. No trial daddies. No silly reality shows where poor Tripp is asked to perform the role of lovable prop. Stop posing for selfies. Stop posting pictures of Tripp unless you want to attract pedophiles. You already have a very important young man in your life, and you should be concentrating on being a good mother to him. And, maybe you could start providing the loving support and therapy for Trig since your mother and father don't seem to be hanging around Alaska these days.
Also: you want a lumberjack, but you yourself have never been in a real forest. You know nothing about nature. All YOU know id Big Cities - like Los Angeles, Hollywood, Scottsdale, etc. YOU, mini-skank, are NOT made for the outdoors life! (Contrary to a certain young mother who is expecting her second child within the confines of a loving marriage...)
DeleteNancy French is now a pimp?
ReplyDeleteTodd failed. Gino and Junker, remember? Who were the others?
DeleteBen and Dylan.
DeleteHunter. Joel.
DeleteConsidering how much Todd spent on silk underwear during the 2008 election, he's more metrosexual than anything else.
ReplyDeleteOK, I won't make fun of Bristol's taste in men, there is someone for everyone I guess. But the statement that "this is what real men should look like" is so outdated. Bristol, you do know what century this is? No different from men who think real women should wear dresses while cooking their man's meal.
ReplyDeleteBristol, your mother didn’t fill you in on one very important fact of modern life. Men want women who have a brain and don’t have to pay somebody to write their blog.
ReplyDeleteThere are dumb gigolos that may think the family riches could be for them. She doesn't need a brain for the right psychopath go move in and play her. Especially if he is good looking to her and can put on the charm.
DeleteThe one she dumped on the road and the junkie guy were fugly as sin. She may just have bad taste. A fugly psychopath may fit in just fine. Someone that smells her desperation will find their way to her bed.
Is there such a thing as a mail order husband? Sarah could make those arrangements for her.
Well, just like her mother, she likes feminine looking men.
ReplyDelete'The one I used was just what I found when I Googled "Lumbersexual."'
ReplyDeleteNancy must have also Googled "Lumbersexual." They are intentionally making Bristol look like an idiot and the sad lonely thing that pines for Levi.
Bristol is too weak to do anything about it. She has signed on to allow them to use her however they want. Pitiful.
Insightful. You actually make me feel sorry for this idiot.
DeleteThe Duck family is chock full o' guys like this. Why doesn't she beg her mama to call Papa duck for a favor and fix her up. Too bad that crowd likes their wimmen folk a tad younger but Brissie acts like a 12 year old so maybe she could fool a couple of the slower ones.
ReplyDeleteBristol, pack your tent and a few sixers of Bartles and James and head to the Klondike for that Gold Rush kid! He probably is the only male on earth who doesn't know you're a raging slut!!
ReplyDeleteNo way, Parker is a nice kid from a good family, definitely people that would not consort with the likes of the trashy Palin family.
DeleteThis probably came about because Todd was being criticized for his looks in the Nugent pic. Straight from Sarah's mouth, to Nancy's ear, to Bristle's blog--with liberal, purse carrying insult attached.
ReplyDeleteFor sure it is Sarah's reaction to the Nuge post failure. Just as she reacted to the green screen and had to get 'real' and on location with the pigs.
DeleteI wonder if Bristol has seen it yet. She could be sleeping off a big one and not noticed Nancy's latest mistake.
And all this time I thought Bristol was the "Lumber Sexual" due to her affinity for humping logs during drunken camping trips.
ReplyDeleteEdie Bauer models? Really?
ReplyDelete"...who cares more about shaping his eyebrows that I do..."
ReplyDeleteSo...then all that extensive vanity surgery just dissolved or something, eh, Frontier Woman Bristle?
"I’m not the trendiest person, but I would welcome this one with open legs."
ReplyDelete...says Bristol to any guy who looks in her direction.
DeleteWhat about the ducks dynasty guys? All taken? Then why not work in construction, Bristol? She'd need to learn a trade; she'd definitely find a stud, pardon the pun.
ReplyDeleteSo the romance with the pro snow board guy is officially kaput? Explains why Bristol is having her thong dragged across lawns at house parties. The advertising never stops.
ReplyDeleteThe pimping Todd does is never going to work out for Bristol. Nancy must have realized she needs to do solicit for Bristol and pretend it is Bristol.
DeleteToo bad Bristol can't speak for herself and tell what she really thinks about using her to deflect from the Ted Nugent disaster and pigs.
Where can peeps send in their "lumbersexual" boys for Bristol to check out and meet up with? She may be looking for a TV show, similar to the bachelor but with an Alaskan smell.
Blood and fish may work if the lumber guys aren't up to hanging out in Wasilla on Lake Lucille with all the dead fish.
You know every male pee ponder is online right now looking for flannel shirts and throwing away their razors. eww
ReplyDeleteBristol knows she is stuck in Wasilla. That means she has already gone through any potential products. If someone could find something for her, my gosh, they would be ripe. Probably someone more like Ted Kaczynski then Ted Nugent.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of h8trz! Make it seem like Bristol's not the catch of the day. Don't need no edmacjuation to take the place of hard ass workin' less you are are agin the murrican ways.
DeleteMaybe one of the ice road truckers will blow a head gasket grabbin gears on the Parks Highway. A few beers at the Mugger and it could be true love and another bun in the oven!
Another bun in the oven? Bristol already has 1/3 dozen buns from her oven.
DeleteLooking at the previews for that latest Alaska reality show, where all the young people do crazy things, ALL the girls on that are MUCH more attractive than Bristles. I don't think they have kids in tow, either. Why would anyone want to even date Bristles? Rode hard, put away wet. Does Nancy French even KNOW this family, I wonder?
DeleteThat's me! I'm one of them dumbersexuals!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Sarah Palin ruined it for Bristol to ever find the love of her life and have it work.
ReplyDeleteShe'll never be able to have a real relationship with a real lumber-sexual, or any man. Don't they have to go through Sarah's lawyers first and sign non-disclosure forms if they want to date Bristol? Whatever secrets the Palins have that could inadvertently get whispered by Tripp or some other relatives around the guy's ears, he'd leave as fast as he came. No reasonable man would put up with that. The only man that would pursue Bristol is someone who might ask, "what's in it for me?"
Her mother has ruined her life, unless Bristol leaves the stronghold and leaves Alaska, or at least leaves her family and anything to do with them. It's an unfortunate choice she has. Stay with mom and family and be lonely or have duds that hook up with her because of mommy dearest, or cut the apron strings, start her life over without riding on her mother's coattails.
Very sad and very, very true.
DeleteBecause all they care about is keeping score. They are pathetic losers.
ReplyDeleteThose men are absolutely, positively as gay as can be. No question. Bristol is such a fucking idiot. They would cringe at the thought of her in bed. Ewwwwww.
ReplyDeleteFull beards are very fashionable right now. Especially among Muslims.
ReplyDeleteBut a Muslim man wouldn't want her either.
And among hipsters who might date Bristol...IRONICALLY.
DeleteMy grandfather, dad, and brother worked in the woods, Nancy they call themselves fallers or loggers, and although I loved them all none of them or their partners looked like that... Bristol honey those boys are out of your league.
ReplyDeleteMy poor, dear husband!
ReplyDeleteI try not to involve him in this Palin cr@p, but I just told him Bristol wanted a Lumbersexual, and proceeded to tell him what that meant. He IMMEDIATELY said "That sounds just like Levi!"
BWAHAHAHAHA Bustol. Even folks who don't really have a clue about you can see right through you and your thong dress!
JJ
LOL!!
DeleteGee, I hope Brancy properly attributed that lumbersexual photo to this guy http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/6235-the-lumbersexual-is-here-to-chop-down-metrosexuals
ReplyDeletehttp://gearjunkie.com/the-rise-of-the-lumbersexual
DeleteYou can lead a Lumbersexual to a whore, but you can't make him drink.
ReplyDeleteOr something like that.
Poor Brissie, rode hard, put up wet, high mileage nag.
High mileage put on an inch at a time.
DeleteBristol's fantasy ideas of the ideal man who smells like the outdoors and wears flannel and plaid comes with a price, of which Bristol Palin wouldn't to willing to pay. It might mean he's making a lesser wage that what Bristol is used to. She's been spoiled with everything since her debut in 2008, so a farming hand, or deck hand, or outdoors tradesman is likely going to be content with a small cabin in the woods, woodstove, land, hunting, fishing, man toys, and a routine lifestyle. This man won't be able to take Bristol away for trips to the lower 48 whenever she feels like it. They'd be on a budget. A lumber-sexual probably doesn't need to go to those metrosexual places like Hawaii, or the sun and fun beaches, or 6 star hotels tanning by the pool. She might never get out much either. She can forget the wild parties. It might be couples, two or three at most, sitting by the fire and with a glass of beer or wine, or the guy would have his friends over in his man-cave, ignoring her while she fumes about how her life is so unbearably boring. Her lumber-sexual man is probably not an attention-seeker, not a thrill-seeker, but a very low key unassuming low-key easy-going guy.
ReplyDeleteReally, I don't believe BP understands how real people live, or work or play. Too, she craves the limelight and would never be able to break free from her addiction to it. She couldn't handle a relationship with an average guy, no matter how much she and her mother PRETEND to be the average gals.
Really, it's sad. She had Levi, yet couldn't work it out? She couldn't appreciate anything, like her mother, they wanted the world and now look where that's got them.
Well said. Thank you.
Delete"Will somebody please find me one of these?? "
ReplyDelete-Bristol Palin
*Palin competed in the fall 2010 season of Dancing with the Stars and reached the finals, finishing in third place.
*In summer 2011, Palin released a best-selling memoir Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far.
*In summer 2012, she starred in the Lifetime show Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp.
*Her most recent television series was as a member of the fall 2012 all-star cast of Dancing with the Stars', where she was eliminated in the fourth week of competition·
*In May 2009, at age 18, Palin began working with The National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, to inform young people about the negative consequences of teenage pregnancy.
*Also in May 2009, Palin was named a Teen Pregnancy Prevention Ambassador for the Candie’s Foundation. Her duties as a paid spokeswoman involved attending town hall meetings, public service announcements, and giving interviews on morning talk shows
*In April 2011 it was reported that Palin was paid more than $262,000 by Candie's Foundation for her work in 2009·
*Famous for "I’m not out there saying don’t have sex."
*In September 2009, Palin formed BSMP, a lobbying, public relations and political consulting services firm
*In May 2010 it was reported that Palin had signed with the company Single Source Speakers, asking between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance.
*In November 2010, Bristol Palin made an appearance on the TLC travelogue/documentary Sarah Palin's Alaska
*Palin's docu-series Life's A Tripp, produced by Associated Television International, premiered on June 19, 2012, in the United States, on Lifetime TV. Lifetime ordered 14 episodes for original broadcast.
*Palin competed on the all-star season 15 of DWTS, which began in late September 2012.
*Palin appeared in a music video for an Alaskan symphony rock band, Static Cycle.
*In June 2011, Palin's memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, co-authored by Nancy French, was released
*Appeared in some reality show with Willow as her wife.
*Appeared on Oprah Winfrey show and other shows
*Trial wife to Ben, Gino and Joey. Dylan never made it that far.
*Famous for being the title Single Struggling Mother
*Famous for her participation in the Palin family drunken brawl.
*Owns a boat
*Owns a house on a lake
*Office manager at a doctor's office at the age of 18 without any traing or college education
*Face school graduate
*Attended White House Correspondent's Dinner in Washington DC
*Famous for her Jay Leno chin.
* Attended several high schools
*Besides teenage pregnancy also contracted mono
*Eldest daughter of a mayor, governor, vice-president nominee, etc
*Editor of her own internet blog
*Christian (don't know if she attends church)
With Bristol Palin's credentials Bristol Palin is begging for a husband?
You got to be shittin' me!
Dear Santa,
ReplyDeletePlease send Bristol Palin, Wasilla Alaska, a bottle of Eau de Oak and a male blow-up doll.
Thank You.
JJ
What is it with the Palin's, they can't even write an advertisement to find a boyfriend for Bristol without slamming someone else. Pray tell Bristol, how do you know that lumbersexuals are not liberals?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I thought Bristol was living her life privately, nothing says private like announcing on facebook that you are desperate to find a man. Be careful all you lumbersexuals, Bristol has the habit of accusing guys of stalker her.
Like this is not a sure fire way to attract a stalker? Someone outside the little circle of Palin misfits needs to explain to Brissie about how she is attracting stalkers and not real male possibilities for a relationship. She is deeply delusional and simple minded to fall for this bs that Sarah does to her. I can only see her as doomed. She has no backbone and is the most weak link I can recall coming across. Poor, poor Brissie. Now everyone laughing at her over this. It can't get any worse, of course, it's the Palins and it will get worse.
DeleteThats a repost. And I doubt shed ever go back to dating losers like in high school. once is enough. sure she had one boyfriend then, and high school relationships are superficial, but damn, raise those standards from the gutter. Theres more to life than a boy who defines his solely by animal kills
ReplyDeleteNo, she dates losers like the ones she dated after high school.
DeleteThe lumbersacks pose with axe, more like they are saying they have axe murder potential.
Delete6:56 PM You must have forgotten Dylan Kolvig, and Ben. Tri-g's Daddy and DWTS' Daddy. Junker split before Bristol could blame him for the Disneyland baby.
DeleteOMG! Did you see what happened to Sarah? It is a frontal view and she looks more hunchbacked than when they show her profile humping. She is the picture of ill health, more like old drug addicted anorexic.
ReplyDeletehttp://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1516/9480/original.jpg
The likely cause:
Deletehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/11/20/text-neck-is-becoming-an-epidemic-and-could-wreck-your-spine/
She may have no bone density. It is crumbling fast now.
DeleteSwear to dog her pose is identical to the one my 72 year old mom had 3 days before she died.
DeleteYeah!!!
Lumbersexual?
ReplyDeleteHas to be a word Bristol Palin learned at Wasilla High School.
Right, Bristol was 'lumbering blowjobs' in the stairwells.
DeleteYou suppose she reads Queerty? They dropped it here November 14th.
Deletehttp://www.queerty.com/photos-if-lumbersexual-is-really-a-thing-where-do-we-sign-up-20141114
Will somebody please find me one of these??
ReplyDeleteA lumbersexual??
If Sarah and Todd Palin were dead they would be rolling in their graves.
Gryphen, re your update, seriously, Brancy's guy still looks gayer than the Brawny paper towel guy.
ReplyDeleteBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DeleteNo, just don't look at any "liberal" men - you know, like Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, George Clooney.
ReplyDeleteThey just have no style, no class…
Lumberjacks & outdoorsy guys are fine, but one would have to be "dumb as a post" to date you and get involved with your toxic family.
Maybe she wants a "man" like Tucker Carlson or a young Schwartzenegger? Someone with a wealthy family, who could keep her in the manner to which she would like to become accostomed? Too late, her reputation is out there as an easy lay with too many kids.No guy wants sloppy seconds, or thirds or however many it has been so far.
DeleteAll I can say is that Dylan. Levi, Ben, Gino and Joey's families will be celebrating and thankful during the holidays that their sons dumped Sarah Palin's daughter.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHA, how many gave her mystery babies???
DeleteYeah, because those models don't sculpt their eyebrows (eyeroll).
ReplyDeleteThis just proves what a terrible writer Nancy French is. She's not just a terrible writer, she's a terrible GHOST writer because she isn't even trying to come even close to what Bristol might sound like even if we cleaned up Bristol's act.
Nancy French is a failure who thinks she's a success, just like Sarah and Bristol.
Excellent way to put it, that failure thing.
DeleteAccording to Nancy, Bristol loves the Duck family. Bristol will embrace the Nugents as she embraces the Robertsons.
ReplyDeleteBristol campaign
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bristol-palin-duck-dynasty-doodle__oPt.jpg
Bristol, Robertson
http://a57.foxnews.com/media2.foxnews.com/thumbnails/i/122413/780/438/122413_Duck.jpg
Why Bristol must remain in hiding.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-39AQ6jXGf5Q/UsbH2xoKXgI/AAAAAAAASck/lJBTl26msK4/s1600/bristoldrunk.jpg
Sadie (she can dance)
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Bristol
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Bristol support.
http://www.fansshare.com/news/bristol-palin-backing-duck-dynasty-s-outspoken-patriarch/
What is a Lumbersexual, anyway?
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I hope Bristol is not hanging a mistletoe over her hoohah in hopes that would attract a lumbersexual?
ReplyDeleteeeewwwww!
DeleteThis latest entry to her blog proves PRAYING does not work!!
DeleteThink the family is now trolling for a spot on Duh Bachelorette for the always a mom, never a bride Bristol. Just how embarrassing does it have to get before one of these 'grown' Palin children sets a limit on what they will do for money and attention.
ReplyDeleteI pity a producer that would get suckered into that. Pitiful Bristol must know how fake those shows are. She would do better to fail again trying to dance.
DeleteShe had minus zero, zero, zero chemistry with the so-called trial husbands. The same with dance partner but at least the stupid looking shimmy she would do makes it appear she is alive. Well, kind of. She should stay away from any filming or camera. Let people forget what she did to her face. Check the garage party, she is getting out of shape.
"Think the family is now trolling for a spot on Duh Bachelorette"
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Probable and she will promise only to wear "Christian" outfits, like she told us when she went on DWTS, yeah right.
It will be the first time they won't be able to find any idiots to sign up for the show. Sounds like they will do anything for $.
Update: To be fair this is the photo that Brancy used on the original post.
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Sorry, he looks a bit odd too. The hair coiffed just so doesn't go with the beard.
Bristol, wake up! Brancy just embarrassed the heck out of you and your reputation.
And his eyebrows are definitely sculpted.
DeleteBristol is ruined for life. She may be to dumb to know it. But she will know she is alone. And any freaks that would come from this mistake would tell her something.
DeleteMaybe she can advertise for a guy that leaves the eyebrows all wooly and goes for chin sculpting like Bristol. That may be the turn on for her.
DeleteSome daughters look for and want to.marry a man that is like their fathers.
ReplyDeleteI guess Bristol doesn't want an alto voice, purse carrying, can't bring home the bacon, fish picking, accused peeping tom - pimp - cheating husband for a husband?
Dear Sunny,
ReplyDeleteYou have many, many friends that are having a rip roaring laugh fest right along with you. Not that you are laughing at what Nancy French and Sarah are doing to Bristol, but if you could.
The tragedy of knowing how trapped and what a nonperson Bristol is for selling her soul to the Palin Brand is sad but she is old enough and has the means to do something to become an individual in her own right. Bristol dropped the ball and is now given the credit for this sad lumbersex begging for someone to end her desparate lonely existence.
After this she is really going to realize the bargain she made with the devil. No one will have her in the end. Even if she could get someone to play along with this game. She is so far lost in lala land there is no coming back and there will never be a sucker that will by into life on a dead lake. Lordy, if there were such a person, would he or she be a mental case to beat all.
The lower 48 is having a rip roaring laugh fest with Sunny.
Deletebustol you freakin idiot the men you are drooling over are more metro than you can see. If you believe that unshaven men in tight shirts and even tighter jean are some how better than all other men is letting you childish ho side show.
ReplyDeleteAlso dippydo how can you tell by those clothes what political party one is affiliated? Fucking retard. He isn't holding a pointed hood or a confederate fucking flag. douchebag.
Girl you ain't in high school (you never were, but I digress) grow the fuck up. Up date your slambook and include that you want a man with rubbers. Any man with rubbers.
Remember ms. re-re-re-virgin you are showing how shallow, retarded and silly you are. you are 25 yo, act like it, if you can. you may be just that slow, like your mom.
What a pathetic desperate skank or she's looking for a hitman. she is using her faith in her god posts' to sucker in some lonely online guy.
bustol is guy that was caught outside willow's window, the day after your drunken palin family brawl, wasn't enough for you, eh?
Pimp Nancy is helping Bristol troll for another stalker.
DeleteIf they snag another one what a dumb f-ck he will be.
Bristol, wake up! Brancy just embarrassed the heck out of you and your reputation
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1. Bristol's reputation was damaged when she started laying up with a boy (or boys) as a teenager.
2. Not only should Bristol be embarrassed:
Her son(s?), mother, father, brother, sisters, grandmothers, grandfathers, uncles, aunts, cousins, niece, friends, neighbors teachers, town of Wasilla, state of Alaska, etc should be embarrassed.
3. The Dancing With The stars cast, directors, Mark B, ABC network etc should be embarrassed too.
Since Sarah is going to Iowa in Jan, I bet we'll being hearing a lot from Sarah & Bristle until then. Since it came out today that Palin is going to Iowa, I bet it's time for another Sarah PAC give me money letter.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading the comments here I betcha Sarah is drinking herself worse than her family did in Anchorage.
ReplyDeleteCAINT GET RIGHT what do you have to say about your sister CAINT FIND A HUSBAND?
ReplyDeleteCAINT FIND A DATE.
DeleteCAIN'T KEEP HER LEGS CLOSED.
Delete"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
ReplyDeleteYES, YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF BRISTOL PALIN!
A regular 20 something would be humiliated and embarrassed with this pathetic way of trying to snag a penis for Bristol. I say it is shows Bristol with more low self esteem and unnatural attachment to her mother than the gorilla costume that made her look like such a sucker. Bristol is someone that has no life of her own. She is not a person. She is just a fool. Life is not going to turn out well for her at all.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE
ReplyDeleteShe needs to learn the Lumberjack Song to attract her Lumbersexual.
Me thought Bristol had a chance of finding a husband when she bought that pontoon boat?
ReplyDeleteThat's spelled poontang
DeleteAt this website, Bristol's selection are models, along with a number of other lumbersexuals. http://www.fashionbubbles.com/homem/lumbersexual-homens-barbudos-e-viris/
ReplyDeleteDream on, honey, dream on. You must have been shopping for a plaid shirt.
I'd settle for a limbersexual.
ReplyDeleteRecently didn't the insufferable witch just write some juvenile bs about junkers being bustol's bff (at the moment?) Why in the world would a mother include that tibbit, bff, is under 5th grade scrutiny.
ReplyDeleteNow the skank is making her own "MatchDot.com."
The horny frog.
The origin of the lumbersexuals: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lumbersexual Dream on, Bristol, Nancy had a good time picking out the handsome hunks for your blog.
ReplyDeleteMy gay friends tell me this style has been a new "thing" in the gay community for a couple of years. It just went mainstream because of a magazine article about a month or so ago. I am sure Bristol is unaware of the gay roots of the fashion, but I doubt most "lumbersexuals" would look twice at Bristol.
DeleteBristol has entirely too much baggage (child, toxic family, horrible attitude, potty mouth) to EVER catch a 'real' man - meaning a man that is intelligent, honest, serious, family-orientated,faithful, in shape, healthy, hard-working, brings home the bacon, et al - nope, those guys, although rare, wouldn't give Bristol the time of day. She is bad news and is 'contaminated'.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Bristol's pattern of behavior (out-of-wedlock children, high school dropout, party lifestyle) is VERY common in Alaska, the type of man she is looking for does not exist, in my experience, in Alaska itself. And if they DO exist, they stay 1,000 yards clear of girls like Bristol.
Bristol has been additionally 'contaminated', if you will, by her toxic, yet famous, mother, not to mention a pimp for a dad and a weirdo grandfather. It is common for girls with this type of background (minus the fame) to hate men and yet crave for companionship.
My Alaskan niece, 40, very pretty, 3 children out-of-wedlock, just divorced her SIXTH (6th) husband. Yep. Said niece reminds me of Bristol. And NOTHING is going to change for them. Their mindsets are SET IN STONE. They chew up and spit out men like yesterday's meal. The men are lucky to escape free from unwanted children, sexual disease ,lawyer fees, custody payments, any assets (home, car) and ANY money left in their bank accounts.
Bristol may have money and many envy her for that because usually living in Alaska (and everywhere else actually) is such a financial struggle, but her life is going to be that of one lonely woman, and soon enough, because time waits for no one, a very bitter old hag.
And if I were Levi, I'd have some DNA tests done on Tripp. Still don't believe two dark brown people with brown eyes and produce a very blue-eyed, blond child. Really, what are the odds?
The odds are 25%
DeleteThe odds of 2 blue eyed parents having a brown eyed child are 0, despite lots of theories of rare genetic mutations that make that possible.
http://jezebel.com/5667670/bristol-palin-wears-gorilla-suit-gets-suggestive-with-banana
ReplyDeleteI never thought I would see that as a high point of Bristol Palins life of humiliations.
I prefer the ones Gryph got off the internet. Bristol's choice looks to "shaggy" and "shabby" for my tastes.
ReplyDeleteBut, I imagine ALL my preferences in life show better taste then what Bristol has.
Not to change the fame game but here is a bit of life with royalty.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2866141/Wills-pregnant-Kate-reunited-attend-New-York-reception-alongside-Hillary-Chelsea-Clinton-recognize-work-wildlife-charities.html
Why are you changing the fame game? The Palins are America's royalty.
DeleteIt is nice to see and hear about women that have children while married. Women with family values that remain married.
DeleteWas Prince Williams wife knocked up before the marriage?
I hope they aren't paying attention to the Palin American royal crap. How humiliating for our country.
Oh, puh-LEEZE, 9:34 PM!
Deletebwahahahahahaha
The Palins are royally FUBAR !!
DeleteWhy wasn't barstool & $carah invited as well...WHAAAAA..lol
DeleteSome weeks Bristol has stalker problems, other weeks when things get too quiet they put out 'stalker calls'. Hard to keep up with the loser lunatics on lake lucille.
ReplyDeleteSome weeks Bristol is trying out trial husbands.
DeleteSome weeks Bristol is begging for a lumbersexual man.
Somebody get that girl a job.
Nancy can't be so stupid that they don't know what they are doing? Trig could probably explain to them this is a shout out for a stalker.
DeleteYoooo Hoooo its me Sarah Palin, see Todd they love me in the lower 48.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean my son was involved in tampering with school buses?
What do you mean my daughter has mono?
What do you mean my high school daughter is pregnant?
What do you mean Willow was identified as a participant in breaking and entering?
What do you mean some kid accused Willow of doing unlawful things at the Target parking lot after midnight?
What do you mean Track's girlfriend is pregnant?
What do you mean Track's wife is divorcing him? Didn't they just get married?
What do you mean the word is out that Willow quit high school?
What do you mean the Republican Party is sending repo men to Alaska to get their clothes back?
What do you mean a single struggling Alaskan mother accused Todd of being her lover and pimp while I'm trying to be vice-president?
What do you mean the single struggling Alaskan mother claims that whenever Todd has sex with her he takes off his used condom and wraps it up in a face cloth and shoves it in his pocket and takes it with him?
What do you mean Trig is the only six year old that has never had a Cheerio? Somebody git him a dog to teach him how to eat.
Whatever, Yoooo Hoooo its me Sarah, Sarah from Alaska, see Todd they love me down here.
What do you mean Bristol is begging for a husband?
Whatever, yooo hooo its me Sarah, Sarah from Alaska, who wants a pancake?
Why did Joey dump Bristol?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the matter?
Didn't he like Disneyland?
Joey hit a wall and was crippled.
DeleteHe has been learning to walk again, things like that. It was a real wake up call. Plus he had a girlfriend, not someone that Todd set up or a business deal.
Joey is old for a sledneck and he can't afford to screw up anymore. He has snowmobiles to ride and his work at destroying the planet isn't complete. The Palins were a losing proposition for the adrenalin junkie.
"Lumbersexual" is that one of Sally Heath's new word?
ReplyDeleteI’m not the trendiest person, but I would welcome this one with open legs. He just has to buy me some wine coolers, know how to pitch a tent and have morning wood.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bristol wonders why she has stalkers. She is basically inviting all the kooks of the world to her doorstep. All they have to do is grow a beard and put on a flannel shirt and logging boots.
ReplyDeleteSO, Chin-chin wants an ax-wielding Lumbersexual, an older guy, just like her daddy, but a bit more macho, and possibly a bit more forceful with her. Ooooookaaaayyyy.....
ReplyDeleteLet the psychiatrists have a go at this!
Bristol must be eating her sorrows away. Her face is getting round with the exception of that thing protruding from the bottom of her face.
ReplyDeleteWho is a Subfleeb now?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin Is So Proud That Bristol Palin Allegedly Punched Some Guy “Repeatedly” At A Party
ReplyDeleteSarah are you liking Bristol now after embarrassing the Palin name?
Is there someone for everyone?
ReplyDeleteNot for everyone Bristol. That's why hillbillies marry their cousins.
Anonymous8:11 PM
ReplyDeleteCAINT GET RIGHT what do you have to say about your sister CAINT FIND A HUSBAND?
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Anonymous10:04 PM
CAINT FIND A DATE.
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Too funny
Joey Junker was spotted leaving town.... wearing a disguise, and no lumberjack shirt.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10205335530566072&set=a.1600249284447.2086041.1182496470&type=1&theater
I'm a lumberjack and I"m OK....
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo
They are hipsters living in the Williamburg area of Brooklyn.
ReplyDeleteObligatory! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
ReplyDeleteSo stick a plastic mold in the chin to look less round faced indigenous and more, what? modelish? But a guy who combs his eyebrows is beneath contempt.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point
DeleteDid she mention purse-carrying?
ReplyDeleteI actually know the guy in the photo that was used on the blog. This picture is from a photo shoot during a time he had a beard a year or two ago...the photo seems to have been picked up and published when the whole lumbersexual meme started. I'm sure someone owns the rights to that photo...and I bet someone else used it without permission.
ReplyDeleteDoes he sculpt his eyebrows?
DeletePerhaps she meant this as a joke - although considering the problems her family has had with "stalkers" it seems inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteI am sure there is someone out there who would fit her description - but he would only have three functioning brain cells and would be as dysfunctional as she is.
Pat Padrnos
'Perhaps she meant this as a joke -'
DeleteThey will try to pass it off as such, making the subfleebs foolish by not getting her grand wit. Of course, she is not a lonely sad old single mother deep in anguish for someone elses husband (Tripp's baby daddy).
Christmas 2013 she could shack up with Tripp and the last failed relationship.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dzuxXwHjIYM/UqNu0x-4h-I/AAAAAAAACgI/JBOvH8kHWiM/s1600/original.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-poUqPgCEk0k/TZvs-MXbsVI/AAAAAAAAAEU/1ZQ_AnaDuDw/s1600/bristol-mounted-by-mark-ballas1.jpg
Even for a Palin, that was embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteIf I had anything to do with child custody issues, this kind of blatant advertising for sex would set off bells and whistles. Does Bristol care at all about the welfare of her child?
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Considering all the shitty parenting Bristol has publicly displayed over the years (including telling her child she's going to find him a new daddy and shooting a picture of her child's father and admitting multiple times she has no clue what she's doing), we have to concede that Levi isn't trying very hard or family court up there doesn't really give a shit about the welfare of children.
DeleteSorry Bristol, but that guy in the upper right with the beard and jacket over his shoulder looks just like my husband when I met him in grad school. He's an east coast liberal psychology professor. So if I were you honey I'd look a little deeper than the plaid shirt.
ReplyDeleteBristol, I found your guy.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.google.com/search?q=photo+of+a+redneck+in+flannel&biw=1280&bih=877&tbm=isch&imgil=P-z81cl3ub6y8M%253A%25
hey barstool. nobody wants something everyone else has had.
ReplyDelete"I’m not the trendiest person, but I would welcome this one with open arms."
ReplyDeleteThere you go again Bristol, confusing your own body parts. You walk on your legs, not arms.
A nice lumberjack kinda guy probably has some ideas of what he would like in a woman too. Doubtful a Palin girl would be wholesome and interesting enough to pass muster.
ReplyDeleteAre barstool and Junker no longer together? If you go view Junker's instagram photos and scroll back to about a month ago you can see Brisket at her finest. Must have just finished a blowjob too as the Altoids are seen laying on the bed. We all know what Altoids are for. Lol
ReplyDeleteIsn't changing a picture for a better post a Palin ploy. She's so deep inside your head it's not funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is gross. Bristol's post came out at the same time Nugent put up his pic with Palin. Does she consider Nugent a "lumber sexual". Yuck.
ReplyDeleteThis post makes Bristol sound thirsty and ratchet!
ReplyDeleteSarah, Nancy and Bristol are impaired and can never learn. Bristol the stooge is the most pathetic tool ever to exist.
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homophobe was set-up by reality show
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042023/Bristol-Palin-homophobe-bar-fight-set-reality-claims-Kyle-Massey.html
Right now they are setting the stooge up for another failure. All she has is her mother's lawyers and workers to get her out of these mistakes.
I can hardly wait for SarahPac and Sarah's 'Bristol Blog's' next attempt at staging the Palin myths. Maybe Sarah can dig up more of her blood thirst teachings for the little children at Christmas.
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By the hairs on her chinny-chin-chins......
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