Friday, December 19, 2014

Michelle Bachmann claims that she defeated her liberal foes using "evidence based arguments." Wait, what?

Courtesy of Raw Story:

Bachmann told World Net Daily, which referred to her as a “GOP legend” in the headline, that she had become a media target because she had basically outsmarted her liberal foes. 

“I took them on, and their agenda, and I went to the heart of whatever it was they wanted to advance, and tried to take it apart through evidence-based arguments, and they don’t like that,” Bachmann said. “When the left argues, they argue from emotionalism.” 
  
“That’s the best way to defeat them, by the way — defeat them with evidence and defeat them with their false premises, and I did that,” she said.

“The Republican Party always gets a bad rap because there are not as many women that are in elective office, but it’s a tough business,” Bachmann said. “It is public humiliation, public ridicule, constant criticism when you’re in public office – if you take on the left.”

Yeah, I don't think the ridiculing had anything to do with her gender.


Let's revisit some of Michelle Bachmann's "evidenced-based arguments" shall we?

These are courtesy of the Daily Kos:

Accusing members of Congress of being "anti-American:

The news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would, I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out are they are pro-America or anti-America. 

Claiming that the Obama Administration was going to be forcing Americans to attend re-education camps:

The real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums. 

Claiming that actor John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa, when instead it was serial killer John Wayne Gacy:

What I want them to know is just like John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa, that's the spirit that I have too. It's really about not being ashamed of America. It's embracing America. 

Terrifying parents by relaying an unsubstantiated story from an anti-vaxxer:

There’s a woman who came up crying to me tonight after the debate. She said her daughter was given [the HPV] vaccine. She told me her daughter suffered mental retardation as a result. There are very dangerous consequences. 

Claiming that earthquakes and hurricanes are messages from God about reining in big government:

I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending.

There are more, in fact the Daily Kos lists 40 altogether, but I think we get the point. 

That my friends is the kind of "logic" that Michelle Bachmann used to "defeat" us.

Gosh, I guess we never had a chance.

22 comments:

  1. Seriously crazy.
    I can't even laugh at this poor delusional woman. (Well, I do--but realize that I shouldn't laugh at mentally ill people).
    I think in a few years they are going to find she had some sort of early onset dementia.

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  2. Anonymous4:51 AM

    She's not well in the head.

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  3. Anonymous4:54 AM

    Captain Crazy lives in an alternate reality like most right wingers.

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  4. Anonymous4:58 AM

    Obviously, Michelle believes the things she says. Like Palin - she has enablers around her who keep propping her up and that is very unfortunate. They are both delusional and simple minded.

    Pat Padrnos

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  5. Boscoe5:08 AM

    I would LOVE to know what this delusional nitwit's answer would have been had she been asked to provide a an example of these crushing logic wins she's so proud of. Just one. Buhler?

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  6. Anonymous5:22 AM

    Thanks for the corn-dog pic, Gryphen!

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  7. Anonymous5:26 AM

    "The real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums."
    _________________________________________

    Is that a fact, Michelle. Perhaps you'd care to explain your buddy, Ohio governor Kasich and his business/faith-based group partnering requirement? Nah, that's just FINE with you, isn't it?

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  8. Anonymous5:35 AM

    I'd like to think her retirement means the House will become a saner place..... sadly, no. Her replacement alone ups the whack-a-doodle factor by at least 30%. Should make for an "interesting" two years to say the least. Here's hoping we survive it

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  9. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Didn't she also say that harnessing solar energy makes earth somewhat colder?

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  10. Maple7:26 AM

    The stupid -- it really hurts!
    But, she's just another typical Repub -- accusing others of the very things of which she herself is guilty. I swear they've all learned that Luntzian tactic, and none of the media call them on it. Well, she lost any credibility she "might" have had after that ridiculous HPV vaccination accusation. And while her staff may well have been coddling her all along, they're just as stupid as she is. And there's a big difference between ignorance and stupidity -- the ignorant (if they're willing) can be educated.

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    1. Maple, I have this secret fantasy that you're Willow Palin because the name Allison from TPP used for her Willow character in "white trash in the snow" was Maple.

      But then I read your posts which sound articulate and well read. And I'm like, nope. That's no Palin, there. Not even the "wild child" who's most likely to break the family code of silence.

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    2. Maple7:59 AM

      OMG! Read some more of my posts and you'll find I'
      m actually from the GWN (Great White North) and a bleeding heart liberal -- and proud of it!

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  11. Anonymous7:32 AM

    Earthquakes. Hurricanes. AND MICHELE BACHMANN IN POLITICS.

    She's right! What more does God have to do to signal our doom???

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    1. Anonymous10:20 AM

      He already has. It was hitchhiking yesterday.

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  12. Anonymous7:36 AM

    I hate willful ignorance. This dipshit pegs the meter.

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  13. That image of Michelle corn dog is burned into my brain, every time I see it, I get a warm feeling, just not sure where

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  14. Anonymous9:47 AM

    Every time I'm exposed to Bachmann's lead and mercury tainted logic, I remember this sage advice:

    Never play chess with a pigeon. She'll knock the pieces over, shit on the board, then strut back to her flock and declare victory.

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  15. Anonymous10:49 AM

    I know is it debatable but I think one L is even crazier than Sarah.

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  16. Demented, crazy-eyed woman keeps insisting, in great detail, that her warped fantasy world is reality. She complains that we do all the things which she actually does.

    Hmm.

    I do believe Michele Bachmann is our troll.

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  17. Anonymous11:34 AM

    honey...the only roar you hear are the voices in your head. you're delutional. another candidate along with sarah for a rubber room. 2peas in a pod. God doesn't like liars.

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  18. Anonymous11:36 AM

    loops. delusional. I know..spellchecks our friend.

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  19. Anita Winecooler4:23 PM

    In a way, it's going to be sad to see her go. Her "attack of the lesbians" in the restroom was one of my favorite, next to, of course, The corn dog, and her dropping her dual citizenship with her totally heterosexual hubby to Switzerland, the land of foot longs, beer, and men in leather hose. Anyone whose proud of John Wayne Gacy and says so in public needs a check up from the ankles up.

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