Courtesy of the Hitchhiking Harpy's Facebook page:
All roads lead to this Amazing hot new promo. Amazing America returns Thursday, January 15th at 9pm. Hop in for the ride. Exclusively on Sportsman Channel.
That's it? After three days of silence, that's it?
Gosh I'm so disappointed.
No venom laced post about Obama renewing diplomatic relations with Cuba. No ripping out her hair over his protection of Bristol Bay from environmental rapists. Not even a passive aggressive smackdown of Sony for bowing to North Korean hackers.
Nope all we get is this pseudo sexual MILFy rendition of the start of every other slasher/porn movie ever made.
By the way did anybody else notice that the video was vaguely familiar?
Oh yeah, Sarah Palin and Shania Twain. Like that's an appropriate comparison.
I call bullshit. There's no way Sarah Palin was standing on the side of the highway and nobody swerved to hit her.
ReplyDelete8:33 Thank you very much. I just laughed my ass right off.
DeleteDISSOLVING in giggles!
DeleteAhhaaahahaaahaaaa!!!! Many thanks for the (very hearty) laugh, I really needed it!!!
DeleteThank you! I needed that laugh :)
DeleteI dub thee commenter of the day!!! :)
+ a million
Delete"Anonymous8:33 AM
DeleteI call bullshit. There's no way Sarah Palin was standing on the side of the highway and nobody swerved to hit her."
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Okay, I'll play. :)
"I call bullshit. There's no way Sarah Palin was standing on the side of the highway and her sign didn't say "need ride, can pay in gas, grass, or ass."
Not to mention that highway looks like the entrance to Papago Park, a municipal park of Phoenix and Tempe, AZ.
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The paint-chip-eaters probably think she's out in the middle of the Arizona or Texas desert somewhere making this video.
OMG! That is some funny shit!
DeleteWhen it first played I was wondering where she was walking from to get to the road... then I realized it was the rock she crawled out from under.
DeleteCrotch shot! How appropriate for Sarah Palin!
ReplyDeleteFrom the Pee Pond:
Deleteexcopconservative ZH100 • an hour ago
Some of the comments sound like people didn't know about the show last year. This trailer will get attention. Hope they play it on CNN, MSNBC, and FoxNews. It's aimed at a male demographic with all the male fantasies, the convertible, picking up a beautiful hitchhiker in cowboy boots while at the same time showing a strong independent female. A winner. The red, white & blue star with the letter "S" on her top adds in the patriotic. Is the "S" for Sarah or does it refer to something I don't know about? The only thing left out was Smith & Wesson.
The comments on her facebook offer to give her a ride, too, a real wild ride. That's what Sarah's selling. She is the visual equivalent of those late night sexy "call me" ads on TV. A lot of tease and nothing more.
DeleteActually, it's an Orkin ad.
Delete"Hot" promo = Big fake breasts, legs spread, "hop in for the ride!".
DeleteThat was on purpose, just like "Todd got the guns, and I got the rack."
9:32 The S stands for either Shithead or Shit Fer Brains
Deletewhere's trig the reluctant prop ? - why in the prop suitcase of course ..
DeleteSexy my ass. she looks like an old fool. she has her inflatable boobs, flatass, nasty looking boots, smelly, crab infested, pus shot of her used-up, duggar-like rotten crotch, childish tee-shirt. Lawd have mercy.
DeleteA lonely horny ho looking for a ride, any ride. Someone dropped her deadass in the desert in the first place. Probably because she's stupid, smells and got on their last nerve. Also she looks like she stinks.
Hitchhiking is not a message she should be putting out there. It's never ok to hitchhike. she is so stupid. bustol and willing should hitchhike and maybe they will take a "Wrong Turn (the movie.)
she needs to grow the fuck up.
The S on the shirt stands for Sportsman as in the Sportsman Channel. But they think that it is means that Sarah is a Star.
DeleteFrom the message that ad promo sends it could stand for slut.
DeleteI dunno... maybe if Sarah got laid more often she wouldn't be so uptight (but then again, doesn't seem to have helped Bristol, so....)
DeleteOh Bean, you know us too well:
ReplyDeleteBean Counter Mod • an hour ago
Just saw this on the Gov's FB page -- trailer for the new season of Amazing America. I personally think it's cool, but I wonder how long it'll take for the haters to jump all over her for 1) hitchhiking, and 2) getting into a car with a strange man. Let the games begin.
8:38AM:
DeleteYes, "Bean Counter Mod":
Palin is not too swift in regards to women hitch-hiking. ..and Yes, she should be ashamed of herself for recommending it via her video.
You know what they say: Gas, Grass, or Ass.... judging by that half-lidded "somewhere amaaaaazing" expression, I can guess which.
DeleteMothers should warn their sons to never pick up somebody that looks like her.
DeleteI love how she covers her flat ass with the sign on the back shot.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that too!
DeleteThis is hysterical, an anorexic, inappropriately dressed granny hitchhiking. She really does think she's still a hot 30 something...ha ha, there's a picture of her in the dictionary under "delusional".
DeleteI don't understand why she doesn't wear a padded body shaper. There are thousands to choose from now. She focuses so much time and attention on the fake boobs but then runs around with no ass. I don't get it, these things are easily remedied.
DeleteHere is sarah's favorite comment
ReplyDeleteRian Barnett HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA !!!!
This is what she lives for peebots, not a real job like President Obama has. That is your real ambition in life, right sarah?
She looks like she comes with coupons, buy one get one free.
ReplyDeleteIs that how Sarah Palin had her dates with Curt Menard Jr., Brad Hanson and Joe Schmidt?
ReplyDeleteI've heard about Curtis Menard, Jr. and Brad Hanson but haven't heard of Joe Schmidt? What's the story on him?
DeleteSarah and Joe Schmidt taking snowmobile rides together at night. Joe was Sarah's Director of Prisons.
Delete10:43 AM
DeleteThank you for the explanation. Snowmobile rides at night...interesting.
Ram and/or Brancy must be on vacation... so she's got nothing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe her ghost writers have had enough and told her to go fuck herself. She had to take three days off to figure out how to do that. HOOOAH!
DeleteThat don't impress me much.
ReplyDeleteMildred
Now that was funny. Love that shania twain song.
DeleteGas, Grass, or Ass. No one rides for free.....
ReplyDeleteHOOHAH!!!
DeleteIn the full version of the promo video at about the 2:30 mark Palin disappears and as all you see is a smiling driver and a be-wigged head bobbing up and down in his lap.
DeleteNotice that he drove by her at first. Took a while for him to realize that the Ho at the side of the road was not a tranny. Or maybe that's what he's looking for?
Delete10:18 - In the full version Palin stumbles out of the woods naked, throws herself in front of Ann Coulter's car, and Coulter drives on, telling Palin she deserved it
Deleteand was just doing it for attention.
Delete"That Don't Impress Me Much" -- her new promo sucks
ReplyDeleteIs there not one person in the Tundra Twit's life who can explain to her that it is disrespectful to wear a flag pattern on her boots?
ReplyDeleteHey $tupid $arah, don't you know the USA flag etiquette by heart you idiot?
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"The flag should not be used as "wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery", or for covering a speaker's desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general (exception for coffins). "
Ok, and even more stupid than the sadly fugly, fame whore idiot in a fake tease for more grifting is this recently posted article from fark.com about the FIRST mountain lion officially sighted in Kentucky for 150 YEARS!
http://tinyurl.com/lv2huzf
So what did the local cops do to this beautiful animal to preserve it's life and study it?
Why, of course, they blew it away and killed it because IDIOTS
http://www.wbir.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/17/puma-killed-in-kentucky/20536509/
Actually sounds like something $arah would claim to do, since we all know what a great hunter she is/
"daddy, does it kick?"
"Daddy, should I shoot now?
"Daddy, work my bolt action thingy for me, OK?"
"Take your time $arah,"!
"It kicks $arah, it kicks"
Seven shots for one tame Caribou?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW0Xx4DXkYk
"There you go BABY!"
"Instructions flying at ya"?
"You feel better now"?
Golly gee killin' something is so hard when you don't know a fucking thing about firearms, bolt actions, sighting a weapon, when to shoot, and being nearly 50 and still knowing nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW0Xx4DXkYk
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My personal experience is that those who hump the flag the hardest, know the least about the flag code. I get pissed off driving around my uber conservative town and seeing the ripped flags, the flags flying at night without a spotlight, and the American flag being flown during inclement weather.
DeleteHumans won't be satisfied until we kill and/or eat every other living thing on this planet. Good book on the subject by Elizabeth Kolbert "The Sixth Extinction: Field Notes from a Catastrophe".
DeleteI agree, Aunt Ethel. Decades ago, when my sister was in high school, she stopped in a local bookstore and informed the ultra-Republican owners that the flag they were displaying in their window was incorrectly positioned. She relished the moment.
DeleteBeaglemom
Bad ad for kids - most parents teach that hitch hiking is NOT a good idea. Sarah Palin reflects no forethought as usual! Idiot! That is not how I'd see America!
ReplyDeleteDo you all get why all the family dirt, fights, babies, etc.... you can talk about or dig up mean absolutely nothing now? Her transformation into miss conservative america pseudo reality star is practically complete. This is her moneymaking role from here on out. You may as well be trying to take down the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteValid point, 8:54am, but I'll argue that the Kardashians have a much wider appeal than Ms. "These Bony Gams are Made for Hitchin'." Those of a certain age will remember the late 1960s term "high camp", which is a style so dramatically over-the-top and tacky that it's got its own weird appeal. That's how I think of the K's. SP, on the other hand, can only be referred to as "camp toilet".
DeleteAs I've said before, even stupid people need heroes.
DeleteCelebrity is all this vacuous nitwit ever wanted.
DeleteUntil one of the Palins gets pee'd on during a sex tape they ain't no Kardashians! Go big or go home Palins!
Delete8:54 - At the moment, I don't mind seeing Palin kicked around while she's down. I'm enjoying it. The further she falls, the more people will stop being afraid and get even, the farther she'll fall...how low can she go? Can I watch?
Delete8:54
DeleteOh plz. the insufferable clown is all over the place. her natural place is making commercials for vagisil.
she does fit into a jackass rip-off style program. The show is as phony as her.
I agree. She just shot her political self in the foot.
Delete10:36 but she isn't getting kicked around and she isn't down. If anything he reality career is just taking off. The only people that think she is getting kicked around are the IMers. Her fans love her for the drunken fights, the brashness, the garage thanksgiving dinner, the whole redneckedness. They love her for it. Makes her a 'rill' american just like them. The more duck dynasty or honey booboo type controversy she can stir up, the better they like her and the better for her bank account. Thats it guys. That the 'rill dill'.
DeleteI'd put money on if the real pregnancy story were to break at this point, she would be their hero for sacraficing herself and her career to protect a downs child and his mother. I guarantee you they would love her for it.
10:46 - JUST shot her political self in the foot? She's blown off both legs and right arm. She's now aiming for her head.
Delete11:49 - You say the only ones kicking her are IMers. I say the only ones not kicking her are her few remaining, diehard fans. Yes, that tiny fringe group of nuts will always love her. But, have you watched her mainstream news coverage? She's an irrelevant laughing stock. The only ones even paying attention and taking her seriously are here on IM and at C4P, Limbaugh, and Breitbart. The rest of the world only sees her as a has-been, one-note, joke.
DeleteAlso, sshhhhh, don't tell her fans she isn't the most kicked, abused, tortured, crucified, martyr on the planet! That's a big part of her schtick.
11:49 - You say she isn't down, because her reality show career is just now taking off. Do you really think going from Governor/Vice Presidential candidate to reality show "star" on an obscure hunting channel is NOT going down?
DeleteWhy? Because a very few, die-hard, cult members will always love her? SMH
Love all these "move along, nothing to see here" posts about how Palin's a washed-up has-been not worth paying attention to.
DeleteYes, she's a desperate washed-up has-been. We've already enjoyed video of her wobbling around on stripper heels, with her wig askew and Todd holding her up. We've already savored public drunken melt downs. I'm waiting for the nip slips and sex tape. Good times!
lol, the only nip slip you would see from sarah is if she didn't tuck in her shirt and & they were hanging out the bottom. Her make-up free pic is also bra free and her boobs are on her sides close to her waist.
Delete12:33 she is most definitely still making more money now than she did as governor, she isn't having to do any real work, she is in her second season on a crappy show..... see 9:53 am's post above, that clarifies it all in one sentence. So yeah, any attention she gets, good or bad, is good for her ego, her celebrity, and her bank account. She was probably thrilled the drunken brawl made national coverage for a short time.
DeleteThis Amazing whatever show, is it a comedy?
ReplyDeleteWell, its got Palin in it with a fake wig, fake chest, a whole lot of botox and a fake love of America.
DeleteIts satire.
What an absolute TRAMP.
ReplyDeleteShe'd be twerking with a thong if she had an ass.
DeleteWhere's The Hills Have Eyes gang when you need them?
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly....lol She belongs in a Rob Zombie movie, she could be the deranged mother of the Firefly family in House of 1,000 Corpses & Devil's Rejects.
DeleteAfter dealing with her dingbattiness for a short time they would haul her back out to the road and high tail it back to the hills.
DeletePat Padrnos
9:56: Karen Black libel!
Deletein some states its illegal to hitch a ride never the less stand out there. I wish I could meet this lady an share some ideas to make her look more like a grown woman and not a little princess ... lol
ReplyDeleteIs that how Bristol traveled about 3 months before this family photo? http://www.coloradonewsday.com/news/regional/77512-sarah-palin-finally-speaks-out-about-alaska-brawl.html . Taken 09/14/2007. Was Bristol pregnant in that photo.
ReplyDeleteYes, she is. With Tripp, her second child.
DeleteIf the photo was taken on 09/14/2007, Bristol would have been pregnant with Tripp for 18 months. Trig was given a birthdate of April 18, 2008. Tripp was given a birthdate of 12/29/2008. Get your dates right.
DeleteHow could Bristol have been pregnant with Tripp before Trig was born? Do you get it now? Bristol was paraded across the stage supposedly pregnant with Tripp at the RNC on September 3, 2008 In Minnesota. Comprende?
Charlie, if Bristol was pregnant with her second child at age 17 in 2007, how old was she when she was pregnant with her first child? 15 1/2? Sarah's 'wild ride' was in April, 2008.
DeleteTri-g was Tripp before he was Tri-G.
DeleteOr something.
Bristol was pregnant at a very young age.
That photo from Sept 07 is creepy.
Piper looks like she is possessed.
Sarah, Bristol and Willer are baked tanned within an inch of their lives. Maybe the rays fucked up the fetus?
I believe that Trig was born in Spring, 2007. Maybe April, or May.
DeleteI believe that Tripp was born in April (18?), 2008.
That makes Trig around one year older than his brother Tripp.
I don't know how old that would make Bristol. I'm not so good with math. But I believe that both of the boys were already born when she clomped across the RNC stage in 2008.
And Sarah never took a wild ride. She just took Bristol's first child.
She looks good for 50.
ReplyDeleteA dog's dinner?
DeleteThe Cyrptkeeer?
Hey, I'm a liberal and a veteran of the sexual revolution. Whatever turns you on.
But the sight of Sarah Palin turns my stomach. And only partly because I cannot look at her without seeing pure malevolence.
Which version looks good for 50? The one on Amazing America, or this one? (third photo down) Yes, they are the same person...
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She looks like the crap she is.
DeleteShe looks sexual for 50. My mother's hair is starting to go grey, her face is starting to get wrinkled, and her waistline is starting to expand, and she is MUCH better looking. She looks like a beautiful, classy, dignified wife, mother and grandmother, not a celebutard.
DeleteDifferent strokes for different folks.
Delete9:21 ahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAH
DeleteTake a look at the frog without make up. It made babies cry and animals ran away. she's ugly as hell. Also she looked around a hard 60 years old. The man. Make-up does wonders.
10:12, how did she get her saggy deflated boobs under her arms like that? No wonder she never shows cleavage, they hang around her waist and are a mile apart, she'd need a vice grip to create cleavage.
DeleteShe really thinks she's a hot young thing, doesn't she? That is all so age-inappropriate--and there's nothing sadder than a woman who acts like a little girl.
ReplyDelete"Hot new promo" she really is full of herself, isn't she? And so so desperate for attention...any kind of attention.
ReplyDeleteMe too!!!! I'm surprised she has not got a butt implant yet.
ReplyDeleteLook for it, it's coming. Sarah, you REALLY need to pad that behind if you want to be Kardashian-like!!
Beautifully restored Olds Cutlass...shame, now it's infested with crabs.
ReplyDeleteGo Sarah's Hooha 2016!! (Hi Todd...bitch)
Grandma Palin reminds me of Kris Kardashian-menopausal women who can't accept the fact that they are well past their prime. Pathetic & gross. They are like the mom who shows up at high school events with too much cleavage showing or the super short dress/super tight jeans. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteLike Amy Poehler's character in "Mean Girls", her tagline was "I'm not like a regular Mom, I'm a cool Mom".
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl6UoYiBp-M
"Mutton done up as lamb" as the British say.
DeleteI agree. Sarah and Kris Kardashian are two money- and attention-grubbing women who are well past their shelf life. As are the Kardashian kids - none of whom has an actual job. I think the Palins have modeled their lives post-2008 on the Kardashians. Just as trashy, just as irrelevant.
DeleteBeaglemom
Or their grandkids’ events!
DeleteIt was always about the money. And, being noticed. And the money. And it's all about Sarah and the money.
ReplyDeleteQuite the little whore, ain't she?
DeleteOn what planet do people hitchhike with a suitcase?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she saw the Toad's new squeeze and he told her to fuck off!!
DeleteSarah, you went rouge straight into irrelevancy. Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteTaking the ad her literally, how did Sarah end up at the side of the road with just little suitcase. And, it's Arizona Red Rock country. The last bunch of shows were not amazing. There were a couple of corn-ball duffus guys out there in the field, interviewing people who shot stuff or carved stuff. Sarah just read her lines in front of a green screen. This time, we can look forward to seeing Sarah riding a horse while gripping the saddle horn and shooting (maybe) a farm-raised fenced in pig. Wow, that is so amazing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like I said above - I think that's the entrance to Papago Park, right outside Phoenix/Tempe. Probably about 2 miles from Sarah Palin's house in Scottsdale.
DeleteYes, either mark or andrea baker, palins who are hall monitors using aliases over on her fb page said it was there...
DeleteStay home, Sarah. You'll see some amazon' things right there at your doorstep!
ReplyDelete++ Families eating in cement garages; families that are so messy that the floor must be hosed down after they're kicked out at the end of the meal.
++ Dogs and children named for inanimate objects and places. No "John, Mary, or Saints' Names" at the Palin house!
"Unique" is what they're all striving for! So "unique" they sound like every other lower-class striving family in amazing america!
++ Learn how to carve an upside-down turkey with a cheese knife!
++ Watch as three generations of a family get plastered and drive an hour from home to crash a birthday party and start fist fights, recorded by the local police department!
++ Listen, listen, shhhhh, to hear the reaction of a former Governor when she hears about the President's decisions on Cuba and Bristol Bay, and about Jeb Bush's putting his pinky toe in the water for 2016. So far, her reactions have not been heard by the human ear. We must sit still and listen.
Sarah, no need to go searching or hitchhiking (not a wise form of transport). Just stay right there next to dead Lake Lucille and the amazin' parts will come straight to you!
I love that autocorrect changed what I presume was "amazin" to "amazon", because really 'tis the season of a bunch of Amazon things showing up at many of our doors :-)
DeleteI see that Sarah is wearing her flotation devices and washed her hair for this promo. Her older male fans will appreciate that and watch this video frequently for "inspirational" purposes.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit. Whoever composed this shot was not going for reality at all. I mean, they didn't even THINK that the roadkill belongs on the road - not on her head.
ReplyDeleteHer Facebook page went quiet just as our troll disappeared, golly what a coincidence
ReplyDeleteJaysus, she looks she's hookin a ride home from The Mustang Ranch. This woman was born, I tell you born to sell pussy.
ReplyDelete"Welcome Madame President, hop on in, next stop 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue"!
ReplyDelete;-)
HOOHAH !!
DeleteShe is Sissy big thumbs from the Rubber Rose Ranch. Even cowgirls get the blues, Sarah.
ReplyDeleteOT but OMG just turned on the TV and Comedy Central is showing The Colbert Report re-runs all day today, in honor of his last show. Yay! I know what I'll be doing today!
ReplyDeleteSilly frigid trollop.
ReplyDeleteJealous Nefer.
DeleteHysterical yes. She is telling guys she is in desperate need. Hahahaha. Eww old saggy skin is not with toad. Go for it guys. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI think this should be her skanky daughter doing this. Hahaha old saggy one. Hahaha
What would ann the man coulter say.
Oh, she still trying to learn what happened the last few days. Come on remember she cant learn
ReplyDeletePalin's next book: "The Hitchiker's Guide to Irrelevancy"
ReplyDeleteWonderful!!
DeleteHaaaaa! :)
DeleteShe could play the part of Sluttybartfast! :)
Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSarah is going to be competing with Tara Conner, field co-host. Twenty years younger and 2006 Miss USA. The one that had the drug and alcohol problem and Donald Trump de Dump saved the day with rehab and allowed her to keep the title and crown. Check out her boobs on the Tara Conner Wallpaper Google.....
ReplyDeletePerhaps, they will feature one of the Rehab Clinics as they tour this amazing land and cross the cultural divides. There more need for rehab than horse shoes and Billy Bob Teeth.
The Sportsman's Channel is available here but we won't be watching. Pilgrim Films produces a lot of junk shows for specialty cable channels.
So is she saying those boots aren't made for walking? It's always hard to tell what the hell princess putrid is trying to say.
ReplyDeleteSarah is probably trying to figure out where Cuba is and she probably still thinks that North Korea is our ally. About Bristol Bay, however, I've still confused. I expected immediate venom issuing forth from Sarah Palin's ghostwriter. Maybe she and her ghostwriter are just inundated right now. So much is going on in Washington right now. In addition to the real news, the White House Christmas card again featured Bo and Sunny. Poor Sarah. So much rage. So little time.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Hell, I'll bet you $100 Sarah Palin can't even find Bristol Bay on a map.
DeleteShe's busy promoting her insipid little reality show that's aired on that obscure tv channel in the 900's.
DeleteEww she is ruining everything Shania for me. Just gross. Shania should tell them g t hell for this. Eww old fart.
ReplyDeleteYeah she dont impress me at all.
ReplyDeleteThat Shania Twain video is LOL tacky:
ReplyDeleteEvidently hogs, 18-wheeler tankers and pseudo-1960s-hot cars turn on the gals who live in drought country.
OMG! The last visual, a poor imitation of Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay ("The Mummy" movie) on a cold-blooded draft-horse version of Ardeth Bay's fine Arabian horses of legendary Arabia.
Is Shania Twain suggesting a good ol' Southern gal's ultimate turn-on is a Muslim in full desert regalia?
no kidding, really weird.
DeleteI've never watched a Shania Twain video. She's a country Britney: all looks, no talent, nasal, pop star rubbish.
Deleteand videos as inspiring as kanye's bound video, boinking a topless kum k. on a hog...
DeleteWhen Sarah said ..."you cumming?"
ReplyDeleteI answered, "not with a skank like you"
Hey now. Shania is awesome
ReplyDeleteShe Don't Impress Me Much...
DeleteShania, due to growing up in abject poverty in the middle of nowhere Canada, had to actually engage in things like hunting and chopping wood because there was no other option. She's the "rill" frontier woman, as opposed to Mrs. Palin. She's also nearly the same age as Palin but looks oh so much fresher.
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Well she hasn't been silent. But the last week of school before loads of family holiday stuff is always hectic
ReplyDeleteYou are a nutty little wackaloon, aren't you?
Deletelol, whatever trollie.
Deleteyeah, she's probably busy hosing down the garage for Christmas dinner.
DeleteLook dumbfuck:
DeleteOn;y Piper may possibly have a research paper due or a inal to study for.
Tri-G is busy practicing eating a cheerio and keeping his tongue in his mouth with his babysitters.
Tripp is making Xmas crafts and watching movies in his school.
Sarah MAY, possibly be throwing some preformed frozen cookie dough balls in the toaster oven..and needing hits of meth or lines of coke to get that done.
Tough life.
10:31 AM When was the last time that you were in the presence of any Palin? Answer.....NEVER! You lay around fantasizing about Bristol while playing with your 2-toned Todd Dildo. You are a sick stalker.
DeleteLove that people attack a boring realistic comment but revel in hate
DeleteSocks is manipulating stupid blondes you don't know and lying to her
DeleteAnonymous11:49 AM
Deleteyeah, she's probably busy hosing down the garage for Christmas dinner.
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And stocking up on paper plates, styrofoam cups, and plastic forks. Maybe she'll really go all-out and move the utility vehicles out into the driveway.
maybe she can get that little black number with the shoulders cut out in red...
DeleteThe guy looks like he could be her son. hahahaha what a idiot.
ReplyDeleteI saw it, and I still don't believe it!
ReplyDeleteSomebody should call the local police and see if there's been a male motorist reported missing!
There are a lot of weirdos out there!
And it's baa-ack!
ReplyDeleteYes you are. No life outside hate yet nefer?
DeleteThey forgot to show the end of the promo clip where the male driver lets Sarah out at a truck stop and she works the lot for meth. Amazing America!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.truckertotrucker.com/blog/lot-lizards/
DeleteI love the "create your own ending" comments.
DeleteHow about: the camera zooms in to show the man in the car is Todd.
Sarah turns on the car radio: Newsflash! Every channel is reporting "Irrefutable evidence that Palin faked her pregnancy with Trig".
Cut to: Todd and Sarah drive over the edge of the Grand Canyon, Thelma and Louise style.
Cut to: Bristol at the funeral, ala Damien in The Omen.
Too much?
When will Sarah's Pee-Fans realize that she is never going to run for president?
ReplyDeleteI'm a couple years older than Sarah, and to toot my own horn, I look pretty damn good. However, I can not imagine ANY 50 plus woman acting like this. I mean, doesn't she know how silly it looks for a menopausal slag to pretend she's a 20 something hottie appearing in an mtv music video?? She just looks silly. Maybe this video is a good thing lol
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that this slut, "are u cuming", was on the Republican ticket for Vice President. Fuck you John McCain. What a joke Sarah Palin has become. Absolutely void of self-esteem the whore is. She now sells herself to the lowest bidder, just to remain relevant.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine any past vp candidates puking out tripe like this? She's managed to make john edwards look classy.
DeleteWhat a national disgrace Sarah Palin has become. Laughing stock to the nation and the world.
ReplyDelete10:31 AM It is hectic if she is away making a promo video.
ReplyDeleteAnyone seen or heard from Gino since Bristol kicked him out of the car on "Life's a Tripp"? Maybe he's still wandering the desert and Sarah will find him...
ReplyDeleteHaha.
DeleteBut in reality he is still ahem kosher with willow as they hung out last year
Is that you, Alicia, reporting on who hung out with Willow?
DeleteI think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteI just figured out the symbolism and message that the short video conveys. The guy is in the driver's seat. Sarah is just going along for the ride. That's how her show goes, too. The field hosts run with the bulls, interview the Amazing American and visit the Amazing places. Sarah just goes along for the ride, reading the script that was prepared for her. (She does not read well. Her sing-song delivery sounds like a kid in school reading a report in class).
ReplyDeleteThere is more in that video. The car originally passes Sarah up, then backs up. When he leaves, he is in the lane for on-coming traffic. When he leaves, he has to swerve to get back in the right lane. Not only is hitchhiking dangerous, that driver isn't the safest driver, either. It doesn't matter that neither of them wear seat belts. Sarah wants to give the impression that her Amazing America is going to be exciting and dangerous, living on the edge while the truth is that everything is staged, just like the phoney hitchhiking scene.
Yup, Howdy, there's Cowgirl Sarah wearin' her Western Wear, stuck out there in the middle of nowhere. How did she get there? Oh, I know, it's Amazing!
The video was shot with the lowest quality of resolution because the pixel lines show. Cheap and thrown together quickly, just like the shows and Sarah. Yeah, cheap trash at the side of the road, headin' down the highway, lookin' for trouble. Yeah, good message.
http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/ted-nugent-to-appear-in-season-2-of-amazing-america-with-sarah-palin-1201382643/
ReplyDeleteThe Jan. 29 episode will feature rocker and outspoken conservative activist Ted Nugent, host of the Outdoor Channel’s “Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild.”
“Ted Nugent is not only a rock ‘n’ roll icon, but a true American outdoorsman who practices what he preaches,” said Palin. “His outspoken candor regarding America and our civil liberties is a breath of fresh air. I’m so excited he’s joining me for an episode this season.”
Added Nugent, “Sarah Palin is a great American and a great friend to freedom lovers everywhere. She will go down in history as a strong, courageous freedom fighter for ‘We the People’ in this diabolical culture war. I am proud to stand with her.”
Season one co-host Jerry Carroll returns to the show with Palin, and 2006 Miss USA Tara Conner joins as a field co-host for the second season.
It looks like Sarah's going to have some "stiff" competition...
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At least she had her belmonts implanted rather than stuffed in her push-up bra.
DeleteSeason Two, episode 4 of Amazun Murica...
ReplyDelete"Truck Stop Trannies"...finally, the part she was born to play!
she'll be the one turning tricks in the sleeping compartments of the big rigs in the truck stop parking lot.
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DeleteShe will go down as the greatest laughing stock in the history of our country. Who's going to ghostwrite her next book, Sarah Palin, the Prison Days. Any volunteers?
ReplyDeleteGood thing psychopaths like her are incapable of embarrassment. It must be so hard to act like she's not a laughing stock to be able to stay on the money train.
Delete11:16Ted Nugent is not only a rock ‘n’ roll icon, but a true American outdoorsman who practices what he preaches,” said Palin. “His outspoken candor regarding America and our civil liberties is a breath of fresh air. I’m so excited he’s joining me for an episode this season.” you are real funny.. a true American.. come on .. wow how blind can a person be .. I quess preverts belong together and stay together. Ted is a traitor to our great country and sarah just adds the ice cream to it.
ReplyDeleteThats the draft dodging true American correct!!!!
DeleteNice crotch rot shot Miss Wasyphliis!
ReplyDeleteGive it up already.
Pick a career, also too.
Are you a reality star? A celebutard or a politician? Or a mom and wife of a commercial fisherman?
Talk about getting a big payoff for being a stupid dumb bitch mean girl who cleaned up ok in 08.
Christ almighty.
Only in the Idiocracy could she exist.
That road ain't headin' to Washington DC. Sarah's goin' to 'Merica.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably on-line as we speak looking for that ridiculous cat outfit shania is wearing in her video. I'm sure sarah thinks it would be appropriate apparel for the upcoming Christmas parties.
ReplyDeleteHere she is,on the hunt at the truck stop......
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Don't prostitutes hang out at the truck stops along our highways? Sarah honey, you are selling yourself on this video and doing a horrid job! Get your husband, Todd Palin, to teach you some lessons since he is a certified pimp "Boys Will be Boys" by Shailey Tripp.
DeleteSo Sarah is now a lot lizard? Not surprised since she has a pimp for a husband.
DeleteNothing like an aging beauty queen using sex to make a sale. I think she is blissfully unaware that her season in the sun has passed. The bloom is off the rose, if you will.
ReplyDeleteShe still has the Belmonts I see. I wish I could take my boobs off. They are too big for my tastes and are a pain in the ass (actually the back, they are a pain in the back).
Above picture of Palin could be called 'Suzie rotten crotch'! Fits her perfectly.
ReplyDeleteHer sign should read "AmeriKKKa"
ReplyDeletePerfect!!! The racist bitch!
Delete"All roads lead to this Amazing hot new promo."
ReplyDelete*Hot new promo? That narcissistic personality disorder has really gotten to her retarded brain cell.
*Hot mess!
*What's hot about that old bitch?
"Hop in for the ride."
*I don't think Curt, Brad or Glenn wants another ride.
*What happened when John McCain rode that old hoohah? He lost the presidency!
Hop in for the ride?
*Is that tattooed on Bristol's thighs?
old age is earned and to be enjoyed. if you're a gramma wear it proud! you can be attractive and classy too..also. like has been said theres nothing trashier than an old Lady hangin' at the bar looking like she shopped in the junior section. wear those years with pride!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin close your damn legs. Amerika doesn't want to see your old nasty hangin' hairy testicles.
ReplyDeleteYou mean she is 51? I look at neck skin for sure she was at least 61. Omg I have to check out my grandmother and her friends necks again.
ReplyDeleteToad and friends must be talking in the hanger. Hee hee
ReplyDeleteThis ad is no sillier than the burlesque stripper one.
ReplyDeleteUncle Arvid here:
ReplyDeleteNo one, and I mean no one, has used hard-sided suitcases with stickers no the side since the days of long-distance travel by boat and ship. They predated the three-letter codes that now delineate a passenger's destination, and also served as a mini-tourist guide.
Your parents, or, more likely, your great-parents, had luggage like that. It's been sitting up in the far attic for decades, if it hasn't been sent to Good Will. Sarah got hers at Good Will, for sure, to pretend that she harkens back to those good ole' days.
Only the Heaths never traveled farther than Idaho to Alaska, and never got any sticker on their cardboard valises, which probably went into the fire on the first cold night in Wasilla.
Sarah's pretending she's from an era, and from a class, that she could only dream to belong to. Dream is the operative word.
Shania and Sarah do have something in common: Both were born in Canada.
ReplyDeleteQueen Hoohah had four words to deliver and she couldn't even do that well.
ReplyDeleteWithout reading any comments or the article, the first thing I noticed was the old-lady-turkey neck and the woman stepping on the American flag looking like and old HOOHAA!
ReplyDeleteOk, I would slow down,then drive for about a half mile and stop.
ReplyDeleteWhen she was close after running to my beat up pickem up truck,I would take off. She is so desperate,you could repeat. At least a couple more times. Then take off LMAO ,leaving her looking naturally dumb founded. Hahaha.
The sign says "America", didn't she know she is already here?
ReplyDeleteIs that a pee puddle under sarah rottencrotch. The America sign is strategically hiding her spindly, stick thin spider leg.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fuckin' joke.