Monday, January 12, 2015

Bill Kristol, the man who was instrumental in discovering Sarah Palin, lays out the welcome mat for the 2016 presidential hopefuls. Gee let's see who's missing, shall we?

Courtesy of the Weekly Standard (Beware the Weekly Standard is essentially Breitbart news with an extra handful of brain cells.):

Seize the day. If you think you would be a good president of the United States, run. After all, if not now, when? The election of 2016 is not only winnable. It will be the most consequential since 1980. The country’s future is at stake. This is no time for anyone who thinks he or she has something to contribute to equivocate, to hold back, to calculate the odds for 2020 or 2024. 

So, channeling Thomas Paine, we say to John Bolton, Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, Pete King, Mike Pence, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan, Rick Santorum, Joe Scarborough, Scott Walker, and Allen West: “The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.” Each of you would be a better president than Hillary Clinton. You would deserve the thanks of man and woman if you beat her. And if your name is not on this list, don’t feel slighted. Rather, feel free to volunteer. Dick Cheney, Tom Cotton, Mitch Daniels, Joni Ernst, Newt Gingrich, and Rudy Giuliani—you’re also more ready than Hillary. If you think you’re the right person .  .  . go for it. 

Some may say we’re taking “the more the merrier” to ridiculous lengths. Perhaps. But the winnowing process, once it begins in late 2015, will be merciless. The field will narrow soon enough. So while Democrats face the prospect of a forced march to a lackluster coronation, Republicans, at least for the next several months, can let a hundred flowers bloom. “Our love can thrive in company great; our honour more and never less.”

Yes let "a hundred flowers bloom." Why not. there is certainly plenty of manure available to use as fertilizer.

Let's see. Yep Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, and Mitt Romney are there representing the establishment candidates.

Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Paul Ryan, and Mike Huckabee are listed to represent the "always a bridesmaid but never a bride" category.

And there's Ted Cruz, Allen West, John Bolton, Pete King, and Ben Carson to remind us that the inmates are still trying to take control of the asylum.

Hmm, now who's missing?

Wait don't tell me, it's on the tip of my brain.

Oh damn it I lost it. Oh well I am sure it will come to me later.

122 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Oy, look at that lineup. All those unethical and/or brainless clowns and Sarah Palin still didn't make the cut? I guess she too clownish even for this clown car.

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    1. Anonymous4:46 PM

      Now if only the Cambridge Union folks could come up to speed on how she is regarded by intelligent folks everywhere. She epitomizes a brainless nincompoop.

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    2. Anonymous5:53 PM

      Hey it's GOP Bingo!

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    3. Anonymous6:07 PM

      The GOP best and brightest. Impressive, iddn't it?

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    4. Anonymous6:14 PM

      I see that collage and the Brady Bunch theme immediately starts in my head. It would though for me, also too, do the same with a democrat collage, Hillary included. It is all the same folks, I know you don't like to think that but...

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    5. Anonymous11:42 PM

      No, no it;s not. Demi don't spend their political lives trying to screw average Americans, or deciding which country to annihilate next. Think about it. Yes, they are all rich, because one must be rich in this nation to run for office. Yes, they all favor corporations, but at least Dems want the CEOs to remember they have workers who made them rich and who deserve to survive. The GOP CEO just uses them and throws them away. And the Dems are not out there taking away every right women have worked so hard for for 100 years, are they?

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    6. “Channeling" avowed Citizen Of The World Thomas Paine, are we? Yet not a one of those on his slate. Who else is a citizen of the world? Ah. His name ends in a vowel, and he's currently POTUS.

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    7. Anonymous6:32 AM

      While the others are crazy, they are not CERTIFIABLY CRAZY (as in having a formal diagnosis(es).

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    8. Anonymous6:34 AM

      Oh - and re: psych diagnosis-
      If she does declare, there is a HIPAA clause that allows release of medical records on anyone considered a "national security threat"
      We can keep that in our back pocket and launch a suit to prove her mental health history.

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  2. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Word on the street is Sarah has told close friends and family that she will not run... the family doesn't want her to.

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    1. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Maybe her family knows she'll get dragged through the mud and as a consequence so will they. All those Palin family skeletons would come tumbling out of the closet again for an even closer inspection by the public and perhaps a media that won't be so kind this time. Can't imagine anyone in the immediate family desiring the additional scrutiny.

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    2. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Word on the street is Sarah won't run for anything every again because she knows she absolutely can't win and doesn't want to do the work anyway. "The family" wants her to keep making money and supporting them.

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    3. Anonymous5:12 PM

      Remember, after the loss in 2008 Sarah said to one of her daughters that, and I paraphrase, "we just weren't good enough for America". Guess what Sarah, you're still not good enough, not even close. While it would be fun to see her run, just to see her humiliated again, she knows that she could never be a contender, only a cheerleader, and even that job is not what it used to be.

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    4. Anonymous5:15 PM

      Giggling. Of the billion reason Sarah Palin can not run for president, the best "the street" can proffer is "family doesn't want...". What a laugh!

      Of course she can not run. This is a woman that boasts of boarding a transcontinental flight after a amniotic fluid leak without a medical check for a premature Down Syndrome infant when she was high risk (over 40, 7th pregnancy, history of miscarriage) and then by-passing neonatal intensive care unit equipped hospitals to be supposedly induced in a hospital not even rated to handle twins by a doctor that is not qualified to handle high-risk and rarely delivers babies at all (if the doc was even in the hospital at the time).

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    5. Anonymous5:27 PM

      What a laugh! 441 was joking.

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    6. Anonymous5:36 PM

      5:27PM

      Which Palin/Heath are you? Chuckie?

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    7. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Bwahahhaha!!!! The family doesn't want her too!?!?

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    8. Anonymous5:56 PM

      "Word on the street" baaawwwaaah!! And "her family doesn't want her to"? She was never going to run for anything!!! The PAC is getting low on funds and she floated a tiny balloon to see if she could pull off that scam again and guess what? She can't!!!! Hahaha word on the street!! You mean the corner of meth and oxy?

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    9. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Op at 'street word' is a ha ha. Sarah couldn't tell family she will not run.. most of them are too loaded. The ones with any remaining brain cells know what the scam is about. She was never going to run or do anything to take her far enough for the press to vet her like never before. Including any hacking from Asia or anywhere else. The Trig birth story is just one little hoax. Probably not the worst of her criminal connections.

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    10. Anonymous6:41 PM

      I remember someone was interviewing toad, they asked him could $sarah be President he was shaking his head no, but said she could be anything she wants, no I don't think the family wants her to run EVER

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    11. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Word on the street is her family would love her to run as long as they didn't have to go with her. Not one of them would say no to a year away from Sarah's crazy.

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    12. Anonymous8:39 PM

      Todd needs some new silk undies.

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    13. Anonymous2:22 AM

      Who knows what "her family" wants My family thinks it is the screwiest idea yet for her to run for anything!! The Rougues Gallery would rip her a new one if she set foot on their turf. I wonder why Kristol does not run for it himself, since he THINKS he knows all the answers. Bill O'Reilly should honor the country with his candidacy also, too.

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    14. Anonymous6:36 AM

      Close friends and family?
      What, are the kids and Toad bitching that if she runs all the bogus reality tv money goes away?

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  3. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Diversity? We don't need no stinkin' diversity.

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  4. They should ALL run...

    ...and do 80 debates.

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    1. Anonymous5:29 PM

      They are all hiding. Trapped in their prisons. Next they will be running from the man.

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    2. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Why would a Palin have to leave here? Which part do they live in? What parts do they use for photo ops?
      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y1obSLk0ax4/StrJ6tlG15I/AAAAAAAAEBU/OxUylfT7tus/s1600-h/PALIN+ENHANCED,+LONG+SHOT+-+FIXED.jpg

      Before ad on with hangar.
      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y1obSLk0ax4/Stx3ZNAgLaI/AAAAAAAAECc/iqB-SuhtB3k/s1600-h/google+maps+palin+home.jpg

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    3. Anonymous4:41 AM

      Jeesh 7:46 What an eyesore shit hole that place is. I guess it's true money can't but class.

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    4. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Prison alright.

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  5. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Sarah will be there to provide 19 blow jobs and a carpet cleaning.. Damn, what a clown car they'll have!

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    1. Anonymous7:41 PM

      Carpet cleaning? Oh yeah, on Rand Paul's rug!

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    2. ...more like Carly's

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  6. Anonymous4:47 PM

    "let a hundred flowers bloom"; interesting quote, although it may not suggest exactly what Krystol imagines. Search for the phrase @ wikipedia.org. It's a slogan from the Communist Chinese Cultural Revolution, encouraging people to express their thoughts and differing political opinions. Once everyone was out in the open, it was used to quash dissent and identify and round up those who disagreed with Mao. Oh wait, maybe that is exactly what he means...!

    Wild Tortoise

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    1. Anonymous11:38 PM

      Gee, and I thought he was being literary and sounding intelligent...wait until the Tea Party realizes he's quoting a Communist! Is there one new face there? One sane person? One person who is qualified to lead this nation? No, no and no. They are all Ayn Rand idiots, and this is a race to the bottom with them. Who can ruin this country the fastest? Any and all of them are qualified for that!

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    2. oh snap! that's interesting.

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  7. Anonymous4:56 PM

    By the time the clown car rolls into town for the grand opening of the campaign, it's likely that juries and grand juries will have eliminated several of Kristol's hot picks. And let's not forget that Kristol is a Neocon who, in upholding the finest tradition of the Neocons, has quite famously been wrong about everything.

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    1. Anonymous6:41 AM

      And Bud Paxson died, so less influence there.

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    2. and no shout out from the bitch?

      i doubt bud is surprised.

      #sarahsfriends

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  8. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Paul Ryan is upset because they didn't use the picture of him lifting his weights with his hat on backwards.

    Rick Santorum is upset because they used the least creepy picture of them they could find and it's still really creepy (but still not as creepy as Ted Cruz).

    Jeb Bush is happy because they chose the picture of him that suggests he has a really big brain.

    Rand Paul insisted on a soft focus lens because it makes his curls look oh, so romantic.

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    1. Balzafiar6:15 PM

      If Rand Paul's soft focus goes a little bit softer he'll be a double for Harpo Marx.

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    2. Anonymous7:49 PM

      Balzafiar6:15 PM
      LOL, it is a quite bizarre photo isn't it? If that is HIS best one....wonder what the others look like?

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  9. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Boy oh boy - the Republican Party assuredly is scared to death of Hillary Clinton! They are putting on the hard-core press like nothing I've ever seen before and I'm a senior!

    And, she hasn't even announced she is running as yet! Hope she waits until the last minute to do so which would drive them nuts!

    Run Hillary Run! Can hardly wait for the debates because she will outshine them and WIN! Would be so neat having another President Clinton in the White House! History maker too - first woman POTUS and married to a former POTUS.

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  10. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Kristol picked (and supposedly vetted) Palin! What does that tell you about him?

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    1. Sally in MI6:42 PM

      His vetting of Sarah didn't go past her title, her kids, and her winking eyes (and maybe she had an early edition of the Belmonts on that day?) He was reportedly enamored after she served them all lunch at the Governor's mansion. I'm sure she was very vapid and charming, just the way the GOP likes their women.
      Notice the poster? Only Florin, the failed (but rich) CEO of HP is representing the new inclusive GOP's love of females. Not a governor or a Congresswoman: a failed CEO who funded her own losing campaign for CA Governor. Good one, Billy.
      And yes, we may crown Hillary as our nominee..she has years more experience than anyone on your little poster. She has the respect of world leaders...heck she knows them all. She has been to more places than your entire lineup combined. She understands how government works. And, she is not under indictment, hasn't screwed her citizens out of their education, pension, or health care. So please proceed, GOP. Run them all. Let's see Reince weed it down to three debates on Fox, watched only by the dwindling Fox audience and moderated by who? Judge Jeannine? Hannity? Sarah Palin? We won't be watching, because anyone with two working brain cells knows the GOP is not for anything American except greed and more tax cuts for the wealthy. You have made that quite clear.

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    2. Anonymous7:57 PM

      his vetting didn't go beyond her tits.

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    3. Anonymous6:42 AM

      And Bud Paxson is dead now.

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    4. ...AND she tried to get America universal health care.

      But, she was not the President.

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    5. PalinsHoax9:47 AM

      Anonymous7:57 PM
      his vetting didn't go beyond her tits.
      - - -
      She didn't have any at that time. The falsies were stuffed into her bra several years later - at the Belmont Stakes June 5, 2010.

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    6. Anita Winecooler4:51 PM

      Hate to point out the obvious, but the poster shows how effective the GOP's outreach to people of color has worked.

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  11. Aunt Ethel5:28 PM

    Her leghumpers are going to send Bill Kristol a ton of hate mail.

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  12. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Sarah Failin wasn't invited...what a shock!

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  13. Anonymous5:33 PM

    I am glad he has Joe Scarboorow in that grouping. I only wish Sarah had made the grade with Billy Boy.

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    1. Anonymous2:29 AM

      Scarborough would have to explain the dead intern in his office!! Also, too, Jeb Bush helped cover it all up when he was gov. of Florida. I wonder what Joe knew to have Jeb co operate in that dirty deed? Amazing how white rich guys eliminate young women and get away with it.

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  14. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Followup...So , as usual, Sarah doesn't know what she's talking about and she's barking up the wrong tree, looking for attention:

    French Ambassador to U.S.: No ‘Hard Feelings’ over Obama Absence from Rally

    The U.S. media has been giving the White House a lot of flak for not sending any high-profile officials to the Paris unity rally, and the White House went so far as to apologize for the decision, but French Ambassador to the U.S. Gerard Araud said on CNN today that no apology was necessary.

    He told Erin Burnett that he was grateful to President Obama and John Kerry for visiting the French embassy and making some “moving” public statements on the attacks last week.

    Araud categorized the controversy as “weird” and said the French media is treating this as an “American controversy,” because while the U.S. media may consider the absence a gross oversight, in France “it didn’t really create any hard feeling towards the Americans.”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/french-ambassador-to-u-s-no-hard-feelings-over-obama-absence-from-rally/

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    1. Anonymous6:34 PM

      U.S. media has the "friend" of France, Bibi Netanyahu elbowing his way to center stage.

      Our brilliant and respectful President did the right thing.

      It is the nut cases like Bibi that are manipulating and bringing on more anger and insanity. I hope more US media will tell more truth.

      http://www.haaretz.com/news/israel-election-2015/.premium-1.636644

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  15. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Saw on the news tonight that Paul Ryan had announced that he wasn't running for president! Great! Now there is room for Sarah's picture on the Wanted Poster!

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    1. Anonymous6:26 PM

      Go Sarah! You have a way with Bill. Just do it! Be one of his poster boys. You deserve it.

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    2. Anonymous6:46 PM

      Oh, I'm sad. I was looking forward to another Men's Health-type glamor layout.

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    3. Paul is second banana all the way. No way he can lead.

      He's a Palin-esque loser

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  16. Anonymous5:51 PM

    No matter how hard the people at C4P pray Sarah Palin will not run for President. Not in 2012, not in 2016, not in 2020, never. The whole thing is a well staged ploy to get people to give Sarah money. Somehow, they think that if they give enough, she will run. She will not run. The GOP did not want Sarah at their 2012 convention. Sarah cannot mass the billion dollars that a major candidate needs to run for president. She lost in 2008. What makes anyone think that she has gotten smarter in the last 6 years? She hasn't. Sarah lives and breathes for two things, attention and money. When she does crazy stuff, people give her money, which encourages her to do more crazy stuff to get more money. She has a good racket going. Why should she have to sit down, study world positions on politics and economics, debate the other clowns and travel around the country, trying to squeeze out a few more votes. That's too much work, for nothing. Sarah's flying high. She got somebody to fix up the gig in Cambridge for her. She will show up at CPAC with another Big Gulp or some other cheap trick. Her reality show is a joke, and so is Sarah, but hey, if it attracts attention and brings in some money, she'll keep doing it.

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    1. Anonymous6:05 PM

      Well said Anon 5:51 PM!

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    2. Anonymous6:54 PM

      5:51

      Yup. She has her ghostwriters jump on anything bouncing around the RW echo chamber at the moment and stamp it with her name and faux self- righteous holier-than-thou indignation as if it is her sentiment. The dummies at c4p and elsewhere who send her money are completely fooled. This will continue as long as the money keeps flowing in. Let's see how much money flows in when she reveals a run in 2016 doesn't 'work' for her.

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    3. Anonymous1:21 AM

      5:51 You said a mouthful there. Bravo!!

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    4. Anonymous6:12 AM

      5:51

      Spot on. And I agree with you that Cambridge is a fixed gig. The Koch's probably made a donation. It's very important to them to keep the tea party alive.

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  17. Anonymous5:55 PM

    I heard that Ivanka Trump, Kris Jenner and Michael Reagan will all be announcing their 2016 run

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Rumor has it Bristol's tossing her thongdress into the ring. I heard they're secretly adding a zip code adjacent to DC just in case so she and her chin can stay together.

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  18. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Aunt Ethel5:28 PM
    Her leghumpers are going to send Bill Kristol a ton of hate mail.
    Yeah as soon as they quit pumping her over on Twitter. What a bunch of crazy zombies that bunch is.

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  19. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Hey no love for Bachmann?! LOL..."Anderson, Anderson"

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      Bachmann has a date with justice. She may be gone for some time....

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    2. Anita Winecooler4:41 PM

      Marcus is running! Woo Hoo!!!! That should put frowns on McCain/Palin and McCain Palin Lindsey Graham Crackers.

      Personally, I can't wait for Mitt Part Deux! Yep, they locked the factories with the workers inside in China because they had too many workers and not enough jobs.

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  20. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Krystol is using some pretty revolutionary language.
    "So while Democrats face the prospect of a forced march to a lackluster coronation, Republicans, at least for the next several months, can let a hundred flowers bloom. “Our love can thrive in company great; our honour more and never less.”

    You can thank Mao Zhedong for the long march, and the quotation about letting a hundred flowers bloom.
    “Our love can thrive in company great; our honour more and never less.” comes from Pearl of Great Price by David Gould.
    https://books.google.com/books?id=WsqEFsEZ2CMC&pg=PA143&lpg=PA143&dq=our+love+can+thrive+in+company+great&source=bl&ots=HWzv9mlJFo&sig=01m1SPhOOA_R90CCpu1-BDEhLGA&hl=en&sa=X&ei=P4m0VJibEZTIsAT01YD4DQ&ved=0CB4Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=our%20love%20can%20thrive%20in%20company%20great&f=false

    And to think,. that guy picked Sarah Palin as a like VP candidate.

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    1. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Thanks for that. Bill Kristol is a prize idiot and he's wrong as usual. "Forced march to a lackluster coronation"? I'd suggest that's the very thing that will happen to the Republicans, NOT the Democrats.

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    2. Anonymous9:47 PM

      I think it's about time for Kristol to book himself a rendition flight to Gitmo and enjoy some anal feedings and other watersports while he's recuperating.

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  21. Anonymous6:01 PM

    With all the millions and millions of dollars available to create a plausible GOP candidate, this is the best that the Kochs and their pals have to offer?
    We're in a pretty sad state indeed. Just when you think the worst is Jindal -- what a joke! Then your eye wanders to crazy John Bolton (friend of neocons everywhere). Chris Christie, who'd probably die of a coronary before the campaign was over. Ted Cruz, who won't be able to put his certifiable father in a closet for two years. Doctor Ben Carson who spent ten years shilling for worthless nutritional supplements? Rand Paul, who created his own "board" to make himself a "board certified" ophthalmologist? Twinkle-toes Lindsey? TV blowhard Joe Scarborough? Indicted Rick "Oops" Perry? Jeb Bush, whose own mother said the country already had had enough Bushes?
    The whole lot of them are laughable and unelectable. Bill Kristol is a discredited legend in his own mind, a plagiarist, and a fool. Try again, GOP.

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    1. Anonymous7:06 AM

      Don;t forget Scarborough's dead girl in his office. That was never expalained. Jeb was gov. and helped cover it up.

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  22. Anonymous7:14 PM

    The more shit they try the more firmly I'm behind Hillary.

    Why does Kristol have unpopular losers like Morning Joke and Bolton and Fiorina and Santorum and Huckabee and no Sarah Palin?

    And how come the c4swamp haven't issued a fatwa against Kristol yet?

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    1. Anonymous9:21 PM

      Oh, it's coming give them time

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  23. Anonymous7:31 PM

    No women huh? wait, is that Fiorina? So, only one woman...

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  24. Posted today over at the PeePond:

    "Received in the mail today my SarahPac membership card for 2015, letter on SarahPac stationery states pretty much thanks for making a difference in 2014, and now we work to make the Republicans accountable,. and in bold, and as Gov Palin considers whether her future includes another run for politcal office, I went wow!!! Of course it did not stay president.......
    We will see...."


    Poor delusional PeeBots, bless their little hearts!

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    1. Anonymous7:56 PM

      Like the strippers of olden days, Sarah gives a peek & the audience gets worked up, stompin' & whistlin' & throwin' their money down. They never realize it is just a tease. And the beat goes on....

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    2. Anonymous8:00 PM

      But, but,..it was in BOLD! That has to mean something, right? Quick-hand me my official Sarahpac decoder ring! It's right there next to my official Sarahpac membership card!

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    3. It doesn't take much to get those geezers digging through the sofa cushions!

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    4. "There was corn in my shit this morning, Sarah's going to run!" VG@C4P 1/12/15

      "I fell off my hoveround and landed on a NIGHTSTICK, it's lodged in my HooHa, Sarah's going to run!" MaMcGriz@C4P 1/12/15

      Ipsum locute, derma sperma et fidelis, quo vadi re absolutum...sanctum vomatorium full of santorum en gloria est!" Duo Rectum (Brianus)@C4P 1/12/15

      "My KY State Trooper son slammed his hand in the cruiser door this am after he realized he left the keys in the ignition while the engine was running, Sarah's running!" StLouis9@C4P 1/12/14

      "I cant find my teeth and i've shit myself, is Sarah running?" DeeDeeThree@C4P 1/12/15

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    5. Anonymous9:45 PM

      lol!

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    6. Anonymous9:46 PM

      sb lol at 8:32 especially!

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    7. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn2:29 AM

      Mike D--I laffed so hard I slammed my head on the keyboard after reading your post...OMG, it must mean Sarah's running!

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    8. A J Billings5:45 AM

      @Mike D. Damn, that was a funny post.

      Good lols aside, it's truly a phenomenon, no, dare I say it, these C4people need to be the subject of a scientific study to see if anyone on the entire planet could be living more of a lie.

      Sancto Santorum est idiosa cum $arah with DogGhazi!

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    9. Sincere thanks all. They make it so easy over at the pond...it writes itself.

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    10. @8-

      It says:

      Besuretodonatetosarahpacrube

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    11. Anonymous6:29 PM

      SarahPac membership card
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      Too funny, those morons think a PAC is some kind of organization! Yea a membership to support the Palin family debts.

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  25. Anonymous7:32 PM

    Maybe if Sarah did her hair and dressed presentably? Nah...she can't even act the part or at least pretend.

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  26. Anonymous7:50 PM

    "Hmm, now whose missing?"
    -Gryphen


    Bristol Palin's name is missing

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  27. Anonymous8:27 PM

    Dunce, they still listen to anything he has to say?

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  28. Anonymous9:44 PM

    Oh wow. What next?

    Palin: “We Must Stop Military Collaboration With France, Everybody Knows It’s A Muslim Country http://www.newslo.com/palin-we-must-stop-military-collaboration-with-france/

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    1. Anonymous10:02 PM

      That must be satire.

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    2. Anonymous11:31 PM

      You would have thought the 'expert' on Fox who said the British city of Birminham was now totally Muslim and that everyone else avoided going there was satire too, but no, he said it an meant it...until he was called an idiot by the British, and he kind of, sort of, did a GOP mea culpa.

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    3. Anonymous11:44 PM

      "Worrying about terrorists and murderers is an act of lunacy, so I guess you know what that makes Andrea Mitchell then!” Sarah Palin, watch CNN if Dish continues to discriminate against Fox,

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    4. Anita Winecooler4:29 PM

      Newslo is an experiment in Satire. They take "just enough news" then make up stories that are pretty damned funny and believable because they use known character flaws to enhance the story. They did an expose' on bridgegate and were forced to take it down. It had either a hippo or Governor Christie in a thong with back up dancers, Someone passed it to me and I laughed for days!

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  29. Anonymous10:04 PM

    Where's my main man, the Hermanator? Calling Mr. 9-9-9...

    Sheesh

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  30. Anonymous10:32 PM

    Sarah, you're a dumb fucking khunt.

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  31. Anonymous11:09 PM

    Delicious, just delicious! Boom....taste that nightstick, Scarah! The big boys have fallen out of love with you!

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  32. Anonymous11:39 PM

    ‘What the F*ck?!’ Jon Stewart Trashes Obama for Paris Rally Absence
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    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/what-the-fck-jon-stewart-trashes-obama-for-paris-rally-absence/

    Jon Stewart really went after President Obama for his absence at the Paris unity rally yesterday, asking bewilderedly, “Couldn’t Obama have at least sent a friend?”

    Stewart must have fallen for the photo op & Benjamin Netanyahu elbowing to a place of importance. King of the photo op.

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    1. Anonymous4:16 PM

      Hell yeah, Jon Stewart was front and center in the mob of leaders, oh wait, that was Angela Merkel.. Where WAS Jon? He's the master of satire. Guess the logistics of flying a comedian with such short notice made it difficult. I swear, sometimes Democrats eat their own trying to make a stupid point.

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  33. Anonymous12:46 AM

    Palin will probably ramp up her look at me antics after this. Nobody puts baby in a corner.

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    1. Anonymous5:16 AM

      It's becoming downright pathetic to watch.

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  34. Caroll Thompson2:54 AM

    I wonder how Sarah took this news? It could not have escaped her notice that she was left off a very long list.

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    1. Anonymous4:10 PM

      Must be highly sedated and tied to the bed so she don't hurt herself. One fart from Chris Christie and she's a goner. Now those two I'd LOVE to see debate each other.

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  35. Even an idiot like Kristol can figure out that if the 2008 vice presidential candidate was not welcome at the convention just four years later in 2012, she sure as hell is out of the running for 2016.

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    1. Anonymous5:16 AM

      And 2020, and 2024, and 2028, and 2032.......

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  36. Anonymous5:17 AM

    That frowny picture of Palin is priceless. I cannot even MAKE that face. She is such a cartoon.

    'Niques

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  37. Allen West!?! That's Ben Carson. Really folks, they don't all look alike.

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  38. You fixed it Gryph. Never mind...

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  39. Anonymous5:32 AM

    What a freakshow. Too bad the freakmaster won't run. The comedy would be delicious. She's comfortable throwing out hate meat and picking the pockets of her cult followers.

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  40. Anonymous6:30 AM

    She'll try third party until she realizes how much money it will cost her..

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    1. Anonymous6:41 AM

      She won't even do that. She's already been told that, if she even attempts to run, tongues will start wagging and, boy, will they! Too many skeletons........

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    2. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Good! Can anyone imagine a first daughter in a thong dress, expensive sunglasses, and a chin she can rent to skiers if she greases it up real good. They'll be fishin in the potomac, and TRAMPolineing on the lawn while their limo awaits to whisk them off to Chuck E Cheeses.

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  41. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Palin needs to realize her VP candidacy was the result of a "perfect storm" .
    The atmospheric conditions will never be the same for HER to ever run again.

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  42. Anonymous7:25 AM

    palin is busy riding the family crazy train. even the clown car wont have her. shes Stale Tuna.

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  43. Anita Winecooler4:03 PM

    Who's missing, besides Waldo? Sarah doesn't stand a snowball's chance in a crematorium set on high. What's improved about Sarah since her felled run as vice presidential candidate? The pitifully sad thing is, she could have knuckled down, learned about governance and "what, exactly it is, that a VP does from day to day" and other things that'll help her win trivial pursuit without cheating. She could have stood toe to toe with any of them and do-see-do in the big barn. She went for cheap and easy money, and even that's felled her big time.

    I suppose she can always fall back on flute playing and pageant wavin', but she lost at that also, too!

    Stock up on popcorn, folks! This is going to be a laugh riot!!!!!

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  44. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Joe can't run...that dead intern is his office story and their love affair will be front and center. Dead intern trumps a BJ in the Oval Office any day.

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