Perfect!
Oh and there's also a letter from Tim Crawford the treasurer:
Dear [DONOR],
On behalf of Governor Sarah Palin, I am pleased to present you with your personal “2015 SarahPAC Membership Card.”
As you take hold of your card, let me just say once again how grateful Gov. Palin and our entire SarahPAC team are for your faithfulness and generosity – we couldn’t do it without you!
With your support and Gov. Palin’s leadership, the SarahPAC team once again made a big difference in 2014, playing a critical role in helping elect several key conservatives heading to Washington!
As we now work to hold this new Repub1ican majority accountable…
… and as we head into this next election cycle when America will elect a new President and control of Congress will again be at stake…
… and as Gov. Palin considers whether her future includes another run for political office…
… I need to know if Gov. Palin and SarahPAC can continue to count on your support in 2015.
Or put another way, [DONOR], I need to know if you are are still on board “Team Sarah.” Will you continue to support Gov. Palin and SarahPAC as she weighs her political future and continues providing critical assistance to conservative candidates?
Can I count on you today to renew your support for 2015 by making an immediate contribution of $100, $150, $200 or even more today? Every single dollar will make a difference for Gov. Palin and SarahPAC!
Sincere1y,
Tim Crawford
Treasurer, Sarah Palin’s “SarahPAC”
P.S. [DONOR], thank you again for your amazing support for Gov. Palin. I hope you enjoy your 2015 SarahPAC Membership Card!
Yes remember how big Sarah Palin's impact was on the 2014 elections, in that she did not have one?
Does anybody else detect that aroma of desperation? Or is that just me?
I look forward to seeing the newest SarahPAC filings when they come out. Somehow I imagine that they will contain the lowest contributions yet.
P.S. By the way yes I realize that the person who wrote this used the number "1" several times in the place of the letter "l." I don't know why that was unless they were just a horrible typist, or it is some kind of secret code that only paint chip eaters can understand.
I think I will go with the first one.
P.P.S. I should also let you know that the link at the top goes to the website US for Palin. So click it at your own risk.
Will it get me 25 cents off of a gallon of gas? If not, it's worthless.
ReplyDeleteNo, but if you pay right now you will be entered into a drawing to become the newest trial daddy.
DeleteI just used my Fred Meyer Rewards card to fill up the tank and I had accumulated a dollar off per gallon. I paid $1.53/gallon for gas! It cost me less than a Jackson to fill up the car!
DeleteOh boy, a membership card. You really have to be dumber than dumb to think that is a big deal.
ReplyDeleteI found something that might interest all of us. Evidently, the rating are down for Amazing America and no less than Sarah herself will be in Vegas on Thursday to serve wild boar chili to the hungry at the Salvation Army. No doubt Sarah will give herself Sainthood on her facebook page for breathing the same air as the unwashed.
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2015/jan/20/sarah-palin-dish-wild-boar-chili-las-vegas/
She is well known for her love of shooting and other outdoor activities. - uh, no, Alaskans know it's a relatively new thing for Sarah and her dull-witted girls. They only realized it was easier to play this part than as church-goers as the devoted, or as college goers or politicians that have to know what they are talking about.
DeleteHey, Caroll, I was looking online for ratings and Nielsen doesn't even list her show in their Thursday cable rundown.
DeleteWhen I donated to a cause that I felt strongly about. they keep coming back, and I continually ignore them, after about the umpteeth time they try, now the membership cards come, so yes this is desperation
ReplyDeleteOh, right, they aren't sending membership cards to donors they are sending membership cards that "are yours to keep" IF you send money now and actually become a member.
DeleteCan I count on you today to renew your support for 2015 by making an immediate contribution of $100, $150, $200 or even more today? Every single dollar will make a difference for Gov. Palin and SarahPAC!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell?!? This letter reads like a plea from Save the Children! The grift continues...
Yeah, it'll make a difference for her all right.
Delete*wink*
I would put the letter in my shredder immediately upon receipt! She's such a fraud!
DeleteSarah needs a new pair of ugly, inappropriate shoes!
DeleteI opened the envelope put some leavings from my cat litter box in it and sent it back to them, with the membership card.
DeleteMama needs a brand new bag and Bristol too! Make that a $1100 Louie Vuitton, or as Lou Sarah calls it Lou Buton, or whatever the hell she called it a couple of weeks ago after emerging from a meth bender.
DeleteYou know this maxi-grift mailer was sent out for one reason... POSTAGE!!!
DeleteWhen do the next round of FEC reports come out?? lol
What really irks me is the use of "Governor" by her idiot and delusional supporters. She shouldn't be allowed to use that title with her name since she only completed half a term.
ReplyDeleteOr, preface it with 'quitter' before governor and keep the 'g' small! And, she never earned the title because she didn't do the appropriate and needed work - even when she was play acting as gov! Her Administration did the work and Todd Palin called in each day indicating if she would be in to work and what kind of mood she was in! She was a fucking mess and everyone in Alaska knew it!!
DeleteFormer VP contender failure has a better ring to it.
DeleteYeah, she and the paintchipeaters over at the urinal insist on her former title, but NEVER refer to our president as President Obama. What trash they are.
DeleteFor the umpteenth time, Sarah plays coy with her leghumpers to get their Social Security checks.
ReplyDelete*bangs head on desk* Her supporters must spend a good part of their day drinking bleach and jamming forks in electrical outlets.
I wish we had a "Like" button. Your comment certainly deserves it. Thanks for the laugh.
DeleteEverything and everybody about Sarah Palin is strictly amateur.
ReplyDeleteYep, and they all share her bad taste. She will not be able to ever improve her staff or cling ons. SOS.
DeleteAfter everyone with any kind of brains or ethics jump ship, you're left with the likes of Tim Crawford, RAM, Nancy French, Chuckles, Jr., and any Palin kids sober enough to show up.
DeleteOne of the pee pond was ticked off a few days ago when she received hers. "If I donate money, I expect a personal thank you and she sends a form letter not even signed by her?" So they had to explain how it all works to her....hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWas she literally born yesterday?
DeleteIt actually IS pretty amazing they don't get a personal letter. Certainly Sarah Palin can stop snorting whatever she's snorting to sign letters for the 10 or 11 people who donate money, can't she?
"We have not yet begun to fight."
ReplyDeleteJesus, how many times has she said this? She said it in 2009, 2010. 2011, 2012. 2013. 2014 and now in 2015. If these people are such mighty fighters than WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WAITING FOR?
Ten years from now Sarah will be nearing 70 and she'll still be waving her pruny finger in the air and saying, "We have not begun to fight."
Then she'll go back to ignoring her 19 grandkids and 5 great grandkids.
If you gave a large donation, you also received nthe official Sarah PAC decoder ring, which would have explained the 1.
ReplyDelete"Sarah PAC decoder ring," You beat me to it!
DeleteI was going to say the same thing! Only Sarah's secret decoder ring would spell: "D-R-I-N-K T-H-E K-O-O-L A-I-D" and "G-I-M-M-E M-O-N-E-Y".
DeleteBi-polar bear bitch is on a roll, and Levin has tuned up his little shaming fiddle on the GOP. They know she's TOXIC. Please let her run, boys.....
ReplyDelete"We have not yet begun to fight." That's because you never intended to you twits.
ReplyDeletePrimogen1
I have not yet begun to exercise. If past history has taught me anything, I never will!
Deletethe people at the shelter are cleaner and smell better than her smelly old hooooohah. sheepranchers know about sheepdipping. toss her in the tank and submerge. now Repeat.
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoy your 2015 SarahPAC Membership Card!
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But what does it do? How do you "enjoy" a membership card? Unless it's the pocket-sized photo of Sarah that you can take anywhere discretely that they want..?
Shame on me,
Mildred
For those donors wanting a little extra enjoyment from their membership cards, SarahPac could probably laminate it for an additional processing fee.
DeletePee on it?
DeleteSarahPAC should have the membership card be like a song card... embed her voice message into it.
DeleteNothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
http://www.123greetings.com/love/love_songs/nothings_gonna_stop_us_now.html
Together Forever!
http://www.123greetings.com/love/love_songs/lsong8.html
Long Distance Love
http://www.123greetings.com/love/love_songs/lsong19.html
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"??
Delete2:23
Deleteumm, not pee but amniotic fluid, eh
"Tomorrow, tomorrow, I won't run tomorrow,
DeleteJust give me your monthly pay!"
Laminate the card so that it could be used for ejaculation by the old guys. They'd then be able to clean it off and put it back in their pocket for use again!
DeleteAs to the women - they could pee on it as noted already!
You rub it on your wiener.
DeleteJesus Heath Christ! What a pile of crap! So self important and there are Americans that will actually fall for it!
ReplyDeleteMost of us know she uses the money to support her family since none of them work!
Plus, seriously doubt she'll run for anything much less be elected!
I'm glad to see Jesus Heath Christ still used as a thing. : )
DeleteWell, Barstool posted a picture with her 'employer(?)', and put the hashtag akdermandlaser on it, saying they 'still like her' after 5 1/2 years...
DeleteThere is great excitement at c4p, each time another Sarah PAC member receives their card. It's not fair! I want a card. Gryphen, can we have cards? Pullleeese? You are so mean.
ReplyDeleteJust take the time to sign up and you get all the lovely mailings from SarahPAC and can feel good because she has to spend money to send you her crap. I signed up all my relatives, just so she has to dwindle her PAC monies sending us stuff that goes directly to recycling. If you have a large extended family you could cost her a few hundred each year.
DeleteThat's actually a pretty great idea. I like the way you think.
DeleteJust what I wouldn't want is a photo of Sarah Palin to carry around in my wallet! A membership card? What a friggin' joke!
ReplyDeleteGuess she shouldn't have spent all he money in "postage." And oh, I love that clichéd tagline. Sarah, the only person you fight for is your sad, pathetic self. You had an opportunity to fight for others and you quit on them.
ReplyDeleteSo fuck off with your membership, your philosophy, and your family, you insignificunt, rancid, racist parasite.
So, if the donations are large, the family can have more drunken, drugged out brawls?That is the only fighting we have seen and heard.
DeleteAnd, the Palins will be able to purchase lots of pot LEGALLY soon because of the new change in the law in Alaska!
DeleteShit! Was hoping one of the kids (young adult Palins) would get caught for using and having it on them next brawl event!
their getting caught with their coke, meth and crack would be waaay more entertaining anyhow ...
Delete3:38pm
DeleteFrom what I hear pot isn't their drug of choice, they are more Molly, E, prescription drugs and booze people. Pot's a little too mellow for these hellions, unless of course it's laced with special K or PCP, then it's right up their alley.
They are the type of people who deride pot smokers as hippies and layabouts all the while getting shitfaced on booze and prescription drugs.
DeleteFrom: 01/01/2013 To: 11/24/2014
ReplyDeleteCASH SUMMARY
Beginning Cash On Hand $1,149,939
Ending Cash On Hand $887,615
Net Contributions $2,679,391
Net Operating Expenditures $2,723,715
This site has SarahPAC filings updated through 11/24/14
http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CandidateCommitteeDetail.do
ID#: C00458588
Cash On Hand is down $262,324 since Jan. 2013 -- she's blowing through the money!
Deletethey're fukin' laundering it as fast as they can ..
DeleteSo much for "fiscal responsibility."
DeleteBeaglemom
$2.7M in a year, that's a lot of Postage. No wonder Granny Hoohah is sounding increasingly desperate.
Delete$2.7M in expenditures for what? sounds pretty fishy, just like $2.6 in contributions
Deletetoo bad this "business" hasn't been looked into-probable money laundering, which she essentially is doing by buying and donating her own books, but sure she has other side "businesses" also.
Palin laughs to the bank at the expense of idiots and morons who donate to her because their lust for hatred blinds their judgement
ReplyDeleteHow does one "enjoy" the "personal" as opposed to "impersonal" membership card? Does it contain an encoded "baby-gate" clue?
ReplyDeleteOnce you've "enjoyed" your "personal" membership card, please DO NOT return it with your sizeable donation.
"so..so...plain and uninspiring"
ReplyDeleteAlso cheaper to print than 4-color
I bet it is printed on that thin cheap crap.
DeleteWhy doesn't Palin use a current photo of herself?
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah ashamed of the way she looks?
In exactly what situation would this card be useful?
ReplyDelete...
"Oh, was I speedin', officer? I thought I was qualifyin'!
Hyuk! Hyuk!
Here's ma O-Fishul SarahPAC membership card!!"
(wink, strange tongue movement etc)
...
And that special ID card grants the owner to :
ReplyDelete1. The right to read Sarah Palin's Facebook
2. The right to read Sarah Palin's Twitter
3. The right to read Chuck Heath Jr.'s Facebook
4. The right to read Bristol Palin's Facebook
5. The right to read Bristol's blog
6. The right to drool while reading Sarah Palin fan websites
7. The right to keep sending Sarah PAC money, even though it cannot be used if Sarah actually does decide to run for president. Sorry, suckers.
8. The right to read the Sarah Palin Fan Magazine, if and when it is ever published, LOL
9. If you suspect that someone might be a lib, you can flash your card and tell just who you are talking to
10. It puts you on the sucker list to give give give more more more.
Not to forget, that card and $5 will get you a cup of coffee just about anywhere.
DeleteOn #8, please don't give her ideas, she'll think she's the next "Tiger Beat," and, yes, I know I'm dating myself. It would be a failure just like the rest of her ventures.
DeleteAlso the right to buy into her internet "tv" network.
DeleteBeaglemom
If it doesn't cover a free subscription to the Sarah Palin Channel then I don't want it!
DeleteIs that like belonging to Orphan Annie's secret club, too?
ReplyDeleteYes, and members get a secret decoder ring
DeleteI might have an explanation for the mix up up of the 1 and l key.
ReplyDeleteIn the early 1970's I acquired a 1910 Remington typewriter at the Goodwill Store which I used for decades. There was no 1 key, you had to use the l key for that. Perhaps the soul who typed this out had some kind of "keyboard dyslexia dementia" and thought they were typing on an old Remington....
That's very generous of you. It's more likely the person was drunk, etc. and couldn't be bothered to even look over the finished project before sending it out.
DeleteExcept that the L is nowhere near the 1 on a keypad. Maybe someone's L key was jammed? It is bizarre.
Delete"We have not yet begun to fight."
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Because your style is to piss and moan and whine and snarl from the sidelines?
Then what are you doing with all that money, hmm?
Her website has been saying that since 2009.
DeleteIf she has "not yet begun to fight" for five long years then there's not much hope that she'll ever get off that saggy ol' chickenshit butt and put 'em up.
She doesn't have to fight, her kids do it for her :-)
Delete"We have not yet begun to fight."
DeleteSo we can look forward to more brawls?
Mildred
Mildred
DeleteROFL!
… and as Gov. Palin considers whether her future includes another run for political office…
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA
That's like saying :
… and as Sarah Palin's children considers becoming brain surgeons, astronauts, lawyers, nuclear scientists or virgins
New keyboard, please!
DeleteAnonymous2:00 PM
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Palin use a current photo of herself?
Is Sarah ashamed of the way she looks?
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm willing to bet Sarah does not have the cajones to use that picture of herself without her makeup on.
No f'ing way
The letter sounds like it was written an elementary school child, asked for $ then asked for money two more times in case the morons didn't get it !.
ReplyDeleteSarah must be really ashamed of how her looks have deteriorated, hence the 6 year old photo.
I guess her fans are suppose to put the "membership card to the suckers club" on the mantel to admire for their personal enjoyment.
"we have not yet begun to fight"- too busy living off the membership dues.
Wtf?
ReplyDeleteI am almost at a loss for words or just getting numb to her lunacy.
John Paul Jones quote .I can only guess that she is trying to start a revolution?
His ship finally sank.
SP:
Delete"Oh yes, John Paul Jones, I have such a great appreciation for him and Led Zeppelin was always one of my favorite bands and although many of my girlfriends liked Robert Plant the best I was always the biggest fan of John Paul Jones and I still have a poster of him, on my bedroom wall, from when I was a teenager and living in my parents home and used to get into trouble for playing his albums so loud. Once again, a great appreciation for the work of Led Zeppelin and especially John Paul Jones, probably my most favorite musician aside from my good friend Ted Nugent."
Anon 4:11--Gryphen really needs to get a "Like" button.
DeleteOkay--I am not up-to-speed on PACs but do they usually issue "membership cards?" You would think that a person who gave the PAC money would be called a "donor," not a "member." It's a freaking political action committee, not a fan club.
ReplyDeleteIt's a freaking political action committee, not a fan club.
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Wrong again- it is the Palin Family Slush Fund.
I think the "member" is suppose to make the morons feel special, like they belong to an exclusive club.
Since most of them are old, "donor" might confuse them with "organ donor" therefore they might be reluctant to send their soc security checks.
Good point, 7:07.
Delete--OP
Bristol also too would like to thank you kind and generous souls for joining her mother's fan club; those $1500 purses, $800 wallets and $300 sunglasses don't buy themselves ya know.
ReplyDeleteThey actually posted her "stripper" pink shirt outfit in that website: http://us4palin.com/palin-open-thread-january-17-2015/
ReplyDeleteAnd what they call some "hot" photos where she's wearing a blue low-cut top, but she looks exactly like Sally, or as old as Sally--and of course she's pointing the finger:http://us4palin.com/luckiest-woman-sarah-palin/
DANG!
If they are sending those request for donations out with a post paid envelop... do what an old friend did when annoyed with requests for donations... wrap that post paid envelop around a brick and mail it back... they have to pay the postage... that will send the postage expense way up for this quarter.
ReplyDeleteHey people...they say you can give up to 5,000 but will take any other "smaller" amount. These people have NO shame. And you gotta chech out the photos of sally sundusky...i mean scarah.
ReplyDeleteand if you dig deeper you can see chuckie begging for money by posting his photos...lol
Speaking of the ChuckTard, his Kickstarter is still stalled at $2917 of the $30,000 he was asking for, same as yesterday, same as a week ago, same as two weeks ago....
Deletehttps://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1421312252/wild-alaska
Do you think that the PAC Club Members also have a secret handshake so they will be able to recognize each other in public? Maybe there are private clubs, admission for SarahPAC members only. Hold you card up to the TV and Sarah will wave to you.
ReplyDeleteKnowing what those guys are doing with those hands I'd encourage anyone who runs into one of the male Sarah Fan Club men to insist he wash those hands before shaking mine.
DeleteDoes it come with a "I'm with Stupid" DONOR photo here
ReplyDeleteTee Shirt????
Ooh a shit for brains membershit card!
ReplyDeleteSomeone will use her yogi makeup free picture for a fake membership card soon enough.
ReplyDelete(not just yoga - "hot" yoga)
DeleteShe thinks that it sounds sexy.
No. You've just been bitching and grifting. Your family on the other hand, they've been exhibiting some major drunken brawl skills. If the rest of us are lucky your whole zombie army has as much self discipline as your lousy kids. That way your fighting will be more on the amusing end of the scale, instead of the damaging end.
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