Presenting the Sarah Palin version of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." Update!

Palin's first stop was to shake her skinny ass at the SHOT show to launch her second season of the truly terrible Amazing America series.

 And of course you know who else was there. Yep old poopy pants himself.

Saw @TedNugent and @SarahPalinUSA at the @SPORTSMANchnl booth at #SHOTShow pic.twitter.com/keV7PmfOTw
— T. Logan Metesh (@tlmetesh) January 23, 2015

And did I mention that Bristol was there too?

Ran into some old and cherished friends @BristolsBlog and @SarahPalinUSA while perusing #SHOTShow miss you ladies! pic.twitter.com/93sV5P4pyE
— Grady powell (@gradylpowell) January 22, 2015

Well somebody has to help cover up those age spots and wrinkles.

Palin claimed that she was not there to talk politics, but you know that's bullshit:

“I’m not going to talk politics except to say the GOP had better go on offense. Man, they are not going to win any game on defense,” she told TheBlaze. “Being in the majority there in D.C. — we’re blowing it if we just bend our back.” 

She added, “That GOP leadership, that establishment, they’ve got to get their stuff together. I love what they believe in, I believe in it too. But they’ve got to get tough, man. You know what? It’s not just the New England Patriots who are dealing with deflated balls right now. 

Classy.

But then what would you expect?

Hunt Fish Feed at the @SalvationArmyUS Las Vegas with @SarahPalinUSA #SHOTshow2015 pic.twitter.com/zTQ2amR59d
— Sportsman Channel (@SPORTSMANchnl) January 23, 2015

Palin's second stop yesterday was to the Salvation Army in Las Vegas.

Here is more from UT San Diego:

 Former vice presidential candidate and Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was cozy in her Cadillac Escalade as it wheeled through a segment of Las Vegas few tourists and certainly very few politicians ever see. 

As she approached the Las Vegas Salvation Army on 35 West Owens Ave., hard by the railroad tracks and I-15 -- actually, on the other side of the tracks -- she couldn’t help but see the people, families even, camped in tents and whatever shelter they could build on the sidewalks of D Street.

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Outside, hundreds of homeless lined up for their one big meal of the day, and on this day it was chili made with wild boar pork that Leysath ordered from Sierra Meat in Reno. Palin was a bit late, so Leysath and the Salvation Army crew and volunteers from the Las Vegas Police Department and Nellis Air Force Base started serving the needy before she arrived from the SHOT Show at the Sands Expo Center.  

Fortunately Palin had no hand in the actual chili preparation which was handled by the Salvation Army's culinary students.

Good call Salvation Army.

Of course she was far more concerned with promoting her show than in feeding any hungry people. You know much like she is at home in Wasilla.

Never in all the events Leysath put on for the Sportsman Channel did he or anyone associated with the show see anything like the stir surrounding Palin’s appearance at the Las Vegas Salvation Army. She arrived with two bodyguards who looked as though they could be UFC or MMA stars. Upon arrival, she was sped off to a “green” room to get outfitted for the show and then led to the kitchen area to serve food. Local and national TV shows were there to follow her every move.

What in the hell does she need bodyguards for? Is she afraid one of the homeless people might actually try to touch her?

This was clearly an ugly day in the history of Las Vegas. And that is saying something for a place founded by mobsters.

Update: And here I thought she could not get any classier.

 Okay is there ANYBODY on the planet that thinks that this person still has a shot at being elected President of the United States? I mean come on!