Courtesy of Vulture:
The Razzies, the annual awards for the worst of film, found a fitting target for their derision Saturday night. The committee bestowed Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas with four dubious honors, including Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Screen Combo for Kirk Cameron and his ego.
Here are the categories that this pile of merry pile of crap managed to sweep:
WORST PICTURE
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Left Behind
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers: Age of Extinction
WINNER: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.
WORST ACTOR
Nicolas Cage – Left Behind
Kirk Cameron – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Kellan Lutz – The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane – A Million Ways To Die in the West
Adam Sandler – Blended
WINNER: Kirk Cameron.
WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors) – Transformers: Age of Extinction
Kirk Cameron & His Ego – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel – Sex Tape
Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes – The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron – A Million Ways To Die in the West
WINNER: Kirk Cameron and his Ego.
WORST SCREENPLAY
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, Written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey
Left Behind, Screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the Novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Sex Tape, Screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on Characters Created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman
Transformers: Age of Extinction, Written by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
And the WINNER is: Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, Written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey.
It is also worth noting that on Rotten Tomatoes this flop rated a 0%, which is pretty damn difficult to accomplish.
Gee, do you think that NOW Cameron will finally stop trying to make these movies?
Yeah, me either.
Category: Worse crotch shot
ReplyDeleteWINNER: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.
Runner up:
DeleteBristol Palin appearing in The Brawl!
To be fair, Gryphen, you should also disclose that Mr. Cameroon won "Most Improved Child Actor and/or Actress in a Semi-Popular Comedy Series" in 1986 and 1988, also too.
ReplyDeleteThere were so many terrible movies this year so it makes it even more special that Cameron won for the worst! It truly was a bottom of the barrel scenario, and he is very deserving.
ReplyDeleteIdiot
ReplyDeleteWell scareyah will be happy. She was whining and complaining that Adam Sandler was nominated for a Razzie because he is a Conservative. She said in that interview that he is a great actor, so the only reason she could think of was that he's a conservative and was being punished. Lol Then again that nut Cameron is her kind of "Christian" and probably thought Saving Christmas was an Oscar worthy movie.
ReplyDeleteI actually liked the Hercules movie. It didn't try to be anything more than it was--a nice little popcorn adventure that didn't take itself seriously.
ReplyDeleteThe wingnuts will continue giving him money to make this garbage because Hate.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the most awesome movie review I've ever heard was for this very film. It starts at about the 26.00 mark and continues for about 25 minutes of awesomeness... http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/3/9/1/39187f25e59e055c/SA-2014-11-27.mp3?c_id=7944277&expiration=1424638666&hwt=46c61b6e2a7cc255d537a8efe90b75bd
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, conservatives have so thoroughly convinced themselves that everything is a liberal conspiracy that this sort of thing merely confirms "what we've been saying all along" about Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteLast I heard, they were making a bigger commercial version of Left Behind, I didn't realize they did and that it bombed so quick it went straight to DVD. I watched the trailer, I have to admit, it wasn't bad. The character that plays Cage's daughter seems like a stand-out.
ReplyDeleteI read the book when it was new and it didn't market itself as a fundy rapture book, it was just sci-fi to me. Read in that context, it was fascinating. But the proselytizing and shaming grew with each installment. No thank you.
Wow. Four Razzies.
ReplyDeleteNow he can build a coffee table.
Or altar.