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truly the luckiest girl in the world, cannot wait to marry this man!!!!
Okay so how many months has she been dating Dakota Meyer now?
Methinks the Mama Grizzly was really pushing for another warrior body in the family.
I mean an honest to goodness Medal of Honor winner, that is grifting gold to this family.
hahahahahahaha (breath)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha (breath)
hahahahahahaha
From the Pee Pond:-
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I just looked at the photo that was linked by Dakota Meyers, and I must say that he sure got himself a stunningly beautiful girl.
Bristol sure has comported herself well since that first introduction to America, hasn't she? Given the circumstances she was in on the day her Mom was picked for VP, I think we cannot commend her enough for the way she has conducted herself in the time she's been in the harsh public spotlight.
Well, yes...yes she has. She has only so let with men that were potential daddies, shown the world her exemplary patently skills on reality TV, taught Trig an obscenity, touted the Christian value of materialism on Instagram and shown us all her TRUE character through a drunken brawl audio (with her child in tow) "Where are my fuckin' $300 sunglasses?". Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! FUC_ YEAH!
DeleteHas this peeponder not listened to the Anchorage police tapes in the aftermath of the Palin family brawl last fall?
DeleteBeaglemom
@anon 6:37am
Deletehehehehe "comported herself" after she was introduced as the first slut of Alaska!
6:37 Did you not hear the tapes from the brawl, with her language skills? How far from Alaska did she have to go to find a gullible guy? Is he aware that when he goes to Alaska, he will not be able to throw a snowball without hitting someone this skank has already had sex with?? Wait until their first drunken brawl, and she had better keep firearms locked up when he is around. Is she pregnant already? If so, he should get a DNA test, after the one night stands she has had recently. Oh, yeah, congratulations.
DeleteSomeone needs to log on to the pond site and explain to granny and gramps that Facebook announced a major housecleaning that would result in dropping numbers, due to fake or closed accounts. The geezers are worked up about the rhino's trying to undermine Sarah's "popularity". Why is EVERYTHING a subversive plot to that senile group? Perhaps if they ever watched/read/listened to REAL news..........
DeleteOMG, doesn't he know how many "things" have been in that mouth - and he's kissing her ? Yuk !!!
Delete$ most be low; Probably looking to sell some magazine photos.
DeleteThe Pee-ponders are talking about the Sarah-approved version of Bristol--imaginary Bristol. That's the Bristol the troll is in love with.
DeleteImaginary Bristol bears little to no resemblance to the actual slow-witted Valley-trash Bristol.
The dude is marrying a landmine!
ReplyDeleteSo is she. The guy is not very smart to begin with, compounded by the fact that he has PTSD and has already once tried to kill himself. He is not suited to life in Alaska and he will have to live with Bristol every day. He will be surrounded by a bunch of psychotic Palins with nowhere to go and a house full of guns.
DeleteLandmine, indeed.
Fitting, since with his mental instability, he is one, too.
DeleteAnonymous 7:58 AM:
DeleteI was just going to mention that, but you did it first with a wonderful job of it.
Ps..I feel really sorry for Tripp having an unstable step-father as Dakota. *sigh*
DeleteAnd 7:58, if Dakota is ever allowed off the Palin reservation, he will find out that most Alaskans despise the Palins. So hooking up with Bristol isn't going to give him any sort of cred in Alaska.
DeleteBristol gave birth 4 times, so why is Tripp the only one acknowledged? Were 2 of the others given away? We know where Trig is. Dakota will have 4 Step-children. Who wants to bet that Bristol is already pregnant?
DeletePregnant and caught a man who believes in some kind of dubious honor?
ReplyDeleteTwo grifters that can use each other.
DeleteI doubt Dakota knows the first thing about "honor"--any medals to the contrary.
DeleteSad. Poor Bristol is so pathetic.
ReplyDeleteShe really is a very stupid girl.
DeleteYes she is.
DeleteOh, come on, people. I don't like Bristol either, but let's be better than the pee pond.
DeleteI wish her and her son well, and may she make a better life for both of them than what they have now.
If I had been alive at the time, I doubt that I would have wished Adolph & Eva well! Bristol has spewed hatred from her blog and Dakota was the bearer of the cross hairs FUC_ YOU sign. They are not good, decent, patriots.
DeleteCorrection, they are not good, decent PEOPLE. But itme will tell. If they go back to his family's farm and live a quiet life, bringing up kids (or not), conceived in wedlock (or out) I wish them the best. Shoudl they try to make $$ or political power on their conservocrap popularity, anti-intellectual uneducated spoutings, then I wish them a terrible life, in exact measure to what they inflict on others.
DeleteHow about, "cannot wait for my very own first wedding ever!"
ReplyDeleteNot a peep from Sarah yet...she is probably busy cleaning out the airplane hanger for a "ril
DeleteAmerican" party!
Will they both be wearing camo? Will ALL of her kids be there? Has he met them all yet, or even know how many there are?
Delete"My first wedding ever."
DeleteOh, wow, Bristol. You should be hoping that this is your ONLY wedding, not your first!
That "ever" is a very strange modifier....
Above all, please remember that the wedding can be a simple affair without publicity or hoopla. It's the marriage that will come afterward that is what you're supposed to be excited about.
After your "first wedding," you'll be adjusting to life with your new husband, and that will take a while.
Better to do it in private. And better to help poor Tripp, whose world has now radically changed in just a few months, because you've said he's a "momma's boy," and now he has to share his momma full-time. He'll be confused, resentful, sad, angry -- you and Mr. Meyer need to put his needs ahead of your own much of the time, at first.
It's to be regretted that you're only 24 and haven't made a real independent life for yourself. If you had, you'd be mature, responsible, and focussed.
Wish you well, and especially Tripp. I hope you'll be just as happy and excited on your 25th wedding anniversary.
I bet they're already in discussions with the tabloids to sell the wedding pictures. Hope they get turned down flat. "Sorry. Not interested."
DeleteFirst wedding ever....but not first MARRIAGE, right Bristle??
DeleteShe thinks she is sooo clever.
7:16 -
DeleteCheck out some of these photos. I particularly like #5 but the one that comes up on the home page (and is also #12) is also a classic group shot.
https://www.wideopenspaces.com/12-camo-wedding-photos-need-see-pics/
Poor Tripp
ReplyDeleteI know!!
DeleteDakota needs to have a heart to heart talk with Levi before he gets pulled into the crazy fun-house mirror world of Palinville.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for this young man. Little does he know how toxic this family is. He ought to be interviewing all of B's PREVIOUS boyfriends. He might as well be marrying into the mob.
I bet the first thing they do is make him swear a blood oath to "Keep our secrets to your grave" and make him sign a gag contract, the way rich people do with their P.A.'s and domestic help.
Yes, the Palin's will have an iron-clad prenup drawn up that says 'no discussing to the press ANY Palin family business and in the event of divorce, Bristol keeps all the money and guns'.
DeleteThis is the same young man who put those "surveyors marks" on that "fuck you" sign.
DeleteThis is the same young man who has met the Palins and still got involved with Bristol.
Don't feel sorry for him. Feel that he's as big an unethical grifter moron as they are.
He wrote teh fuc you sign. He can't be unaware of teh brawl. He's as toxic as the Palins. Don't waste your pity on him.
DeleteI give it one election cycle or less before he runs fr some office. The handlers finally figured out Bristol simply doesn't have any political chops (or human ones either other than as a Kartrashian ornament.) But in this way, they are linking Sarah's nae with meyers who may at least be able to speak coherently in public.
IF he runs for political office, she would be a liability. Those brawl tapes will be played over and over, showing what poor taste he has to be sucked in by a slut.
DeleteI'm not sure. Kentucky voters might see her as some kind of woman for throwing punches,and the language won't bother them. I feel and for Tripp if she's allowed take him to Kentucky though.
DeleteI predict a reality teevee show.
ReplyDelete"Tripp Down the Aisle"
Wait for it.....everything they do is calculated.
DeleteCan't wait to see the brains behind this one. lmao
OMG !!! You owe me my morning cup of joe! Made me spill, made me giggle!
Delete"Tripp down the Aisle"... Hahahaha....
You should ™ that!
DeleteI agree with 6:46. Seriously tm 'Tripp Down The Aisle' cause it's good! I really do see a new. Palin TV show in the works. It's all about the grift and keeping it before the public.
DeleteI though Dakota had a girlfriend and child on the way? Or is that wrong news? I don't know. I really don't care either. And yes, 6:11, reality TV show coming up. Guaranteed.
ReplyDeletemaybe Bristol is pregnant? Again?
Deletelol, they deserve each other. How long before the first report of domestic violence comes out of their "happy" home?
ReplyDeleteI hope never. I grew up with two parents that verbally and physically beat the shit out of each other. There was blood. So I hope never.
DeleteI can't put into words how terrifying that is to a child. My god, no child should EVER have to live through that. It's such a disgrace that it still goes on. I made it out pretty much intact. My brothers? Not so much.
It made me tough as hell. One thing I swore to myself when I was about 5, over and over again. NO MAN is EVER going to treat me like that. Guess what? No man ever did.
6:54 AM
DeleteGood for you to have not repeated the pattern.
If they actually get married, I am sure they will accuse him of domestic abuse. But he is scum and deserves whatever he signs up for.
Delete6:54 Same here, daily fights. Tripp seems to have been raised in that type of environment also, too. He was heard crying on the infamous tapes. The PayMes are far from a normal family, they are grifters nothing more. No education, no class, no values. Why would a guy from Kentucky want a woman craving the spotlight? A wannabe "starlet" with no talent? is he smart enough to catch on to how much surgery she had had? How she craves expensive things like those red soled shoes, fancy purses and sunglasses? What qualifications does he have for the type of job he will need to keep up with those wants? Dumb hillbilly will fit right in with the PayMe clan.
DeleteHE plans to run for office. With a high school education and military service, he thinks he is well-qualified to be a Senator or something (and frankly, since Kentucky keeps electing McConnell and Paul, who knows?) But i'm sure he sees Bristol as a way to up his name recognition, not to mention, he envisions Mother Sarah giving free rousing speeches for him! Go for it, dude! We won't let you in on the Palin Curse.
DeleteI can picture the first knock-down-drag-out after the wedding, when Bristol grabs his junk like she's used to doing with Todd! That doesn't bode well for a man who has PTSD.
DeleteThere are military personnel that disagrees with Meryer's account of his 'heroic' moments. They have tapes that dispute his account....but hey america needs another hero so they can always justify what they are doing in a war. There is another soldier that they said actually was a hero, swenson, I believe, but they also said that he didn't seek fame or glory, he didn't go write a book about it like meyers or kyle.....they have both used their military time and alleged heroism to get book deals, face time...and conpensation. Both meyers and kyle were uneducated former high school graduates that enlisted in the military to get a better chance in life...but that added grifter element got them where they both are right now. Meyer will fit in the palin family well.
DeleteWhen I noticed that Kyle's widow was pulling quite a gravy-train as the grieving widow, I wondered if that was the back-up plan if Dakota (and really, who gave that poor kid that name?) should go all PTSD and off himself. After all, Hollywood made a big movie about Kyle after his death, turning a stupid dipshit into some sort of martyr. Kyle's widow seems to be cashing in on her status as the hero's wife. I'm sure the Wasilla retards think if "something" happens to Dakota, a big-screen block-buster and endless grifting will be waiting for them, too.
Deleteneed to read Jim Wrights latest,www.stonekettle.com.Gryph it will blow you away
ReplyDeleteThank you for posting this link. I'll admit to not being familiar with Mr. Wright, but I'm going to keep up with him now! Fascinating piece. Thanks.
DeleteOne of IMs regular posters commented there- Sally, if you see this, my heart goes out to you.
DeleteHe is probably my favorite writer,need to go look at his older writing.
DeleteThanks, 6:45. It was a long time ago, but it came back when the guy called last night because he almost lost his one year old grandson yesterday. His mom left the child alone in the tub, and when she came back, he was underwater and not breathing. He seems to be fine, but I'm not sure my friend could handle another tragedy.
Delete6:33 AM:
DeleteDitto from my end as well.
I hope for Tripp's sake that this is a healthy, loving, life long relationship. But I am not optimistic. They don't "look right" together, if that makes sense?
ReplyDeleteI hope so too - for Trigg's sake. It seems awfully quick though, doesn't it?
DeleteBeaglemom
6:29 It makes sense. Like millions before them, they're in lust mistaking it for love.
DeleteMy mate and I had a 16 year trial run before we married. We were pretty sure. Our 14th anniversary is coming up.
It does, but none of us knows how long they have been seeing each other-we just know how long ago they went public. My parents dated for 3 weeks and were married 55 years. I think character, family values and parental examples of how to maintain a healthy marriage matter most. Needless to say, I am not overly optimistic for these two.
DeleteFor Tripp's sake? If she was worried about Tripp she wouldn't have been with Joey Junker 3 weeks ago and now be introducing him to a new "trial Daddy". If she cared about Tripp, he wouldn't have been along for her drunken brawl this summer.
Delete@anon at &:29 am
DeleteWhile it happens( I met my husband and we married in 30 days and are still together 37 yrs later) I wasn't and I doubt your Mom was away on a weekend 3 weeks earlier like Bristol was with Joey Junker. Let's just hope she douched in between.
My love !
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/109696302423164/photos/a.110796025646525.13741.109696302423164/697252053667583/?type=3&theater
Photo says April 18th. So less than a month later Brisket is marrying someone else?
DeleteThat was April of last year, and this is March. They've only got a couple of months under their belt. He wants to nail her down before she has a chance to see his issues... oh boy... if she was smart(big if haha) it will be a long engagement.
DeleteWAIT until he discovers her "issues"!!
DeleteWhose tent did thy use, hers or his?
ReplyDeleteSo they been dating, maybe 6 months? Hahahaha...
ReplyDeleteTwo
Delete2? She was with Junker last month.
DeleteWell, congrats to Bristol, I guess.
ReplyDeleteCaveat emptor, Dakota.
Must be a bun in that big oven. Isn't that the only reason Palin's get married?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' the same thing.
DeleteLet's hope she's marrying the man and not the medal. I bet old Sarah is doing cart wheels cuz the grift can continue--in the news, maybe reality wedding, etc.
ReplyDeleteYou can bet Mario Lopez was speed dialed.
DeleteI just cannot stop giggling!
They are marrying each others grifting ability.
DeleteWell, $arah and TAWD haven't been married in forever, just a sideshow for money. Like mother, like mini-me!
DeleteThe man? The confirmed drunk that has admitted he is suicidal and abusive?
Delete"Family Values."
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ReplyDeletehttp://websta.me/n/bsmp2
http://websta.me/p/940358078955248260_1395504853
Hey, Dakota.....President Obama on guitar just for you!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh5gU3_sMZg
Shazzam!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, that happened fast. It would be appropriate to wish Bristol congratulations and this news will be good for Tripp. However, as this story progresses, we know if the word "Sarah" is in the mix, there will be drama, drama, drama.
This couple need to get out of Dodge and move far far away. Bristol needs to completely cut all ties to her dysfunctional famiy and start a new life, independent with a new husband and strive to understand human compassion.
WIll that happen? Meyer might think he's hit gold, but narcissists like Sarah will be all sweet and lovely at first. Once he's signed the marriage certificate, all hell may break loose, with the drama of his wife having his back, or her mama grizzly's back. I see lots of TMZ footage in the future.
what makes you say this would be good for Tripp?? Brisdull might move farther away from AK and Tripp might see Levi/Sunny less. Brisdull will give tons of attention to her new hubby and probably have more babies and give her attention to them. If the marriage doesn't last, and who really thinks it will, then Tripp sees another man exit his life. Finally, and worst, many instances of abuse and molestation happen by step-parents, and how well does Brisdull really know this guy?
DeleteWill ALL of her previous kids be living with them, I wonder?
DeleteSo this guy is a molester and or an abuser? I think that's taking the hate too far.
DeleteI'm sure Sarah is in the middle of this mix. She was the one giving Dakota the eye in that infamous Las Vegas photo. She's the one pulling the strings on this. Probably gave Dakota the money for the ring.
Deletethey actually go well together. two lyin' gun-totin' republerkin kids. seems like he's more enamored by ms. sarah. So bristol's movin' to Kentucky?
ReplyDeleteShe has lovely hands, unlike those nasty skeleton claws her mother has.
ReplyDeleteSeems like a match made in Heaven. Lying arrogance marries narcissism.
Hands that have never seen hard work--and probably never will.
DeleteShe's still ugly.
DeleteNot trying to be mean, but look at Bristol's profile, especially her cheek and mouth area. The weird lumpiness is so strange. What is going on there? A woman so young should have a smooth face.
ReplyDeleteEngaged after a couple of weekends together? This isn't going to end well. Besides, it seemed to me he was drooling over $arah.
ReplyDeleteThe psychoses is something else.
DeleteMaybe Sarah road tested Meyer for Bris!
DeleteMust get engaged soon, bun in the oven!
DeleteBun in the oven? Whose bun? She was with Joey Junker a month ago.
DeleteWell, that never bothered Todd when he eloped with Sarah.
DeleteThe fool is drooling over the political connections he imagines Palin the elder has. They'll probably get married on Amazin' Amurika to insure a third season.
DeleteAll the bridesmaids in camo thong dresses with hats adorned with teabags. They'll write their own vows and answer with "I fuc-ing do." The entire wedding party will open carry eliminating the need for bouquets. Wonder what antics the mother of the bride will come up with to steal the show.
So proud of my fellow IMers that saw this coming a mile away.
ReplyDeleteGod I long for a mental challenge with the Palin clan but it is not to be.
You can't have a mental challenge when your dealing with the mentally challenged.
DeleteWow what a perfect addition to the the family. From the cross hairs to the grifts and everything in between.
ReplyDeleteThe Fourth Of July is on a Saturday this year, anyone want to place bets that they get married on it? Unless there is a need to get married sooner which would not be surprising.
ReplyDeleteRed white and blue themed "rill American" wedding with Dakota in his dress uniform complete with medals and Sarah wearing five inch patriotic high heels, fireworks will be shot off and explode in the shape of a flag, the beer will flow and the lamestream media will be invited to take photos of the vibrantly living couple, of course their personal photos will be sold to TMZ or People magazine or whoever pays the most.
Hahahaha!!! Don't forget that at about 2:00AM a brawl will break out and a drunk Bristol will be throwing punches in her wedding dress.
DeleteAnd Bristol will repeatedly punch out the best man. The reception will be held in the garage/hangar (hosing down vomit and cake is solo much easier on concrete!).
DeleteHopefully Bristols wedding gown will soak up her pee instead of leaving pee puddles in the street like during her drunken brawl.
DeleteShots may be fired. Remember $carah got that gun as a gift. Wasn't there a time when she wanted a camo wedding? Good idea, camo to conceal the pregnancy.
DeleteTo save money, Bristol can wear that white beaded shift thing. And she'll have to have those $1000 dollar red-solder shoes, and a whole set of Vuitton luggage as a wedding gift. And someone can give the groom more guns...I hear PTSDs are really fond of firearms.
DeleteWho will be best man, Limbaugh, McCain, Kristol? Bet they are all expected to give gifts.
DeleteFrom the blowhard...er...esteemed VG at the pond:
ReplyDelete"I don't know about you, but I can see and feel the hand of God in this union. And should Sarah seek the presidency, well, the already vast crowds she draws will get even larger with the addition of a living Medal of HONOR recipient in the family and on the podium with her. America's future first family will draw some of the largest crowds ever to hear a candidate speak when they hit the road.
My friends, the future is looking brighter for the Palin-Heath-Meyer families, and for all of us.
It is a Grrrreat day to be alive, AND, an American!"
And here I thought this just meant Bristol got knocked up!!!!
I guess I missed the vast crowds, vg, must be your heart medication making you hallucinate.
DeleteIt is a lack of oxygen to the brain. Time for another breathing treatment, old man!
DeleteI feel sorry for him, truly in the twilight of his life and hanging onto something that will NEVER happen. Sorry he bought into it.
DeleteAnonymous8:21 AM
DeleteI feel sorry for him, truly in the twilight of his life and hanging onto something that will NEVER happen. Sorry he bought into it.
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He hasn't bought into anything; he is bought and paid for in my opinion.
There's a bunch of them that are, 8:32 AM.
DeleteDakota freely admits that he has PTSD and tried to kill himself. In one interview he said , praising his girlfriend at the time, that it is hard to find a girl who can put up with the way he is in the middle of the night sometimes. That reminded me of a friend whose husband occasionally would think he was still in combat and try to harm her. PTSD needs to be taken very seriously.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, had a past boyfriend with it. Rolled over in the middle of the night and laid my arm across his chest, my hand brushed his throat. Next thing I knew I had an enraged 175 man on top of me about to punch my lights out. PTSD is nothing to take carelessly.
DeleteBristol Meyer
ReplyDeleteSon: Tripp
Daughter: Squibb
Son: Oscar
DeleteNext son: Fred
DeleteThen daughter Metro Goldwyn.
DeleteHow far along is she?
ReplyDeleteBristol: in which church will you be married to have your wedding blessed?
ReplyDeleteHave you sold the rights for wedding photos yet? Will it be OK magazine, People, or to E!, or ??? Will all wedding guests need to surrender their smart phones at the church door so they can't take unauthorized pictures?
Will Track be able to attend? Are you going to dress poor Tripp up in a faux tuxedo?
Isn't April 18th not only the day of Paul Revere's ride, but also
Trigg's seventh birthday? Will he be in a tuxedo, too?
Aren't traditional christian weddings held in the brides home church? BAWWWAAAAHHH!!!! Ol Brisket better find one quick!
DeletePaging Reverend Muthee! Time to put the voodoo dolls away, we've got a real life wedding here. You can be in Inside Edition and everythang!
DeleteWonder if Mother-in-Law Dearest (and the handlers) feel that this quick little union will erase any memory of 1). Bristol's Brawl Hijinx and 2). Dakota's "F_ck Michael Moore" sign? After all, I'm sure "they" think that these two will become the next America's Fave Married Couple a la Kimye, with the added value of attracting the Rill Patriots, not to mention getting major publicity for Mama of the Bride. Who will overshadow who at the wedding? **cough** Better crank up the PAC, 'cause I'm sure there'll be some future payoff involved for the lovebirds to keep up "appearances".
ReplyDeleteOMG! Run, dude, run!! Run as fast as you can and don't look back!
ReplyDeleteHave fun while you can bristle.
ReplyDeleteI give it 6 months. You being a palin and all.(quitter (s)
Oh, and Bristol? Etiquette usually dictates that an engagement lasts at least three months. Wedding guests are invited with an engraved invitation from four to six weeks before the event.
ReplyDeleteOften, an engaged couple refrains from living together before they begin their wedded life.
White is the traditional color for a bride's dress: it used to symbolize virginity. Perhaps, given your activities so far, at least the ones known to the public, it might be more appropriate for you to marry in a lovely pastel suit.
This tradition of white has, of course, been turned on its head, since even women who are re-dedicating their marriage after decades think it's wonderful and fun to put on a long white dress.
I guess the Disney dream of being a Princess for the Day is one that's too baked into our culture at this point.
Just be prepared and happy for the marriage that follows your Big Day.
Also, too, wedding gifts should be acknowledged by a handwritten note from you, just as soon after your honeymoon as possible. One does not send thank-you e-mails, or pretend that a spoken thank you is enough. This is a tradition that hasn't disappeared. You might want to order some engraved note cards with your name on them. It's considered less desirable to ever send a card that has a pre-printed "Thank you" on the front.
All the best,
Emily
Is there a limit on how many times a person can be revirginated?
DeleteI wonder if anyone from the dermatologists office will be invited ? That is her full time job you know ! Will the doctor give her time off for the honeymoon ?
Delete8:52 AM When has she worked this year?
DeleteOh, the "honeymoon" already happened, right after she met him. That is her tradition. Screw 'em, live with them, get pregnant, watch them walk away. This clown is the first one to "bite". for now. Give him a few weeks (unless she pushed a quickie wedding) and he will follow all the others out the door. I wonder if Dylan, Ben, Gino, Joey all get together and celebrate their freedom? Since Dakota "fought for our freedoms" in $carah speak, the guys who got away must be thankful for his renewed service.
DeleteYay! The performance art adds a new character. It was becoming stale and predictable. This should liven things up and entertain us!
ReplyDeleteBristol Meyer
ReplyDeletePharmaceuticals
Perfectly descriptive!
Their first kid will be named Squibb
DeleteOnly if they pay Bristol for naming rights...the Palins do nothing for free, remember.
DeleteThe bun in the oven will be named Oscar, because Bristol so loves Trial Daddy wieners.
DeleteFor all of Bristol's many, many faults, it had to be extremely hard on her (and the other kids) growing up around Sarah. Harder still for Bristol to ever break away from Sarah unless she found someone to "rescue" her. Unless he's a psycho, it will be better for Tripp.
ReplyDeleteSarah has been the Big Cheese in the Palin/Heath family up to now. A Medal of Honor winner takes precedence over a failed politician.
I'm remembering the look on Bristol's face when she stood on the RNC stage with the cameras of the world turned on her, she had the look of an abused and scared puppy who had no idea what to expect next. I hope they'll be good to each other. I wish them luck.
But he is a psycho. He has PTSD. He loves guns. What can go wrong with a 6 year old in his underpants squirting Rediwhip and an ex-serviceman with mental issues?
Delete8:01 I felt bad for her too. She never appeared to have any self esteem. Very self conscience, shy, passive. She always reminded me of the followers of Jim Jones, Charlie Manson, or any other cult. No mind of their own. Don't question, just follow and do what you're told.
DeleteSome people just want to be led around and not have to think for themselves. It seems that she just wants someone to take care of her. He seems to need someone to take care of.
Knocked up
ReplyDeleteBut-but, weren't Bristol and Joey "in love" last month? I thought we had that on good authority from the "you don't know them" troll.
DeleteI wonder if they are going to have a fake wedding like trackmarks or go all the way and buy a marriage license?
ReplyDeleteWho'll be charged with spousal abuse first?
ReplyDeleteExactly my thoughts! Who will "draw first blood"?!
DeleteHahahahaha. I can see it now. Crowds arriving for a Palin speech and papparazzi running towards Bristol and Dakota, leaving poor Sarah standing alone.
ReplyDeleteMethinks when the attention is drawn away from Sarah onto her new son-in-law and daughter, she's going to be putting on her hooker heels and tight-fitting tops and skirts at an exponential rate, bet on it.
They aren't married yet...she was engaged to 'love of my life' Levi once upon a time too (but it fell through when the WH Rose Garden wedding got called off.)
DeleteAll part of the plan. Believe you me, mommie dearest is all over this one.
DeleteI think Sarah had him first, just to snare him for one of the daughters. Willow is harder to control. Bristol is dumb as a rock and very tractable.
Delete"Okay so how many months has she been dating Dakota Meyer now?"
ReplyDeleteAre you sure its not weeks?
Congrats Dakota, you now have a pontoon boat.
ReplyDeleteSnertle!
DeleteJust like Sarah and Track, another premie on its way.
ReplyDeleteGood god what a fiasco this will turn out to be. Why nothing from seditious sarah spewing how proud she is of barstool???? C'mon time to ramp up the ghostwriters to get this GRIFT going!!! HOOHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYou BETCHA!
DeleteHOO HAH!
Yep--Sarah finally gets some "combat vet's mother (in-law)" cred with the other mouth-breathers.
DeleteBride's gift to the groom: a Kevlar vest. Also, a year's supply of anti-anxiety meds.
ReplyDeleteGroom's gift to the bride: a sweet little revolver with a mother-of-pearl handle. Alternatively, six months of twice-weekly visits with a duly trained psychiatrist or psychologist.
Bridal gift that they give to one another: a Mayflower van to transport all of Bristol's belongings to Kentucky, their new home state. If Dakota has political ambitions, it's best that he start from there. Kentucky, home of Sens. Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul. Surely they'll welcome this newcomer to their
GOP fold!
With all best wishes for your long and happy life together,
Emily
They can always hire c4p's louisix's Kentucky state trooper son that he brags about ad nauseum for security, celebutards that they are.
DeleteGood. they can share the one brain cell they have together. how funny! any other time I would ask "is that the Best she could do?" but ..yes..its the best either one of them could do. mental and abuse issues. both known and proven liars on record. shes had way too many face procedures trying to be something shes not. -we know the kids sure wont look like brizzles. power couple? NAH! cinderelly and her Toad prince? Yup..You Betcha!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she's kissing her old chubby balding aunt in that photo.
ReplyDeleteHe is balding!
DeleteI think your’e right, he is going bald!
DeleteApparently Dakota is ignoring President Obama's advice when they sat down for a beer.
ReplyDelete"Get an education and don't make any rash decisions"...
Well you know those RW types are going to do the exact opposite of what the President says. So what Dakota heard was: don't get an education and be sure to make rash decisions.
DeleteSo..... not that there's ever been a pattern to this family's announcements..... but what's this bright, shiny object trying to distract us from? Any skeletons or ice burgs coming about?
ReplyDeleteWell, we saw something like this coming, so it's not that much of a distraction. However, isn't the FBI in Anchorage investigating sex-trafficking? Heard something on the local news the other day and immediately thought of Todd.
DeleteWe all need to contact the FBI in Anchorage again and remind them of Shailey Tripp and "Boys Will be Boys" with Todd Palin being the pimp. I sent them a copy of the book when it first came out and I'm sure others did too!
DeleteWant to start a pool on how long the engagement lasts? I'm giving it two months.
ReplyDeleteI'll give it three, 'cause they'll stick it out an extra month "just to prove the h8ters wrong."
DeleteRemember this announcement?
ReplyDeletehttp://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2010/07/USBristol.jpg
That is going to be one shitshow of a wedding, lol.
ReplyDeleteNow how long do you suppose this is going to last? We should start a pool. Will they even make it to the wedding?
ReplyDeleteI'd be surprised if they make it til June.
DeleteThis is the guy that posed w/Sarah with that 'Fuck You" sign, isn't it? What a piece of work! Fits right in w/their klan. The fact he won a medal means zero to me. Not impressed with him at all.
DeleteBristol is the one that is 'always' engaged and it never seems to work out! She has a terrible history at relationships!
A match made in PAC heaven.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with each other. You're gonna need it.
Both Uneducated, substance abuse issues, PTSD, inlaws from hell on Bristol's side......
And they have been on how many dates??.
Maybe Dakota "dated" some of Brissy's "co-workers." Maybe that's how they reeled him in.
DeleteOMG - I think our resident trollie, Bristol-lovin' Alicia, was just telling us last week that B and Junky, er, Junker, were still an item.
ReplyDeleteNow, poor Alicia has to admit that
1.) She was WRONG!
2.) Bristol was available and did NOT choose Alicia!
3.) Bristol gets engaged more often than folks eat pizza!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Don't you dare slander Alicia
DeleteMeanwhile OT
ReplyDeleteHere's another look at why accountability matters in Government. It was wrong when Sarah Palin did it, when George W Bush did it and now when Hillary Clinton did it. You can't ignore a wrong just because your side was the one who did it. Everyone bitches about how Government is out of control, but no one wants to hold "their guy or gal" accountable. That's why it only changes for the worse.
http://faves.com/story/heres-the-george-w-bush-email-scandal-that-you-may-not-remember/
Dumped Joey last month. Engaged to Dakota this month.
ReplyDeleteWhat could possibly go wrong?
is that an old man blouse he's wearing?
ReplyDeleteShe's pregnant!!!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope Levi and his lawyer are ready to act. Tripp is going to be the most vulnerable person in this fiasco.
ReplyDeleteI have a bad, bad feeling about this match.
M
Proof you can fuck anyone for a buck. Did anyone expect different from the spawn of $arah and Tawd?
ReplyDeleteWow, the same guy who posed with Sarah with the F-you poster message to Michael Moore and with crosshairs in the o's in the name.
ReplyDelete.... grifting gold to this family. Yes, better than old Chuckie2 panning and kickstarting. Sarah hit paydirt!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the fun times about the wedding parties. So much to look forward to.
http://www.enjoygram.com/m/939390701342022165_1395504853
Ahhh, how sweet! Two dim-witted users find each other and go into grifting together.
ReplyDeleteWill they be Dakstol? Or Brisota?
ReplyDeleteWill they hyphenate: Dakota and Bristol Palin-Meyer.?
So much to think about!
She will be asserting herself with sex in public soon... I just... expect it.
ReplyDeleteShe'll quit the engagement half-way through.
ReplyDeleteYep, this is breaking out like a rash all over the internet. I'm sure Sarah is going to love the attention.
ReplyDeleteSo it begins...
M from MD
Someone is busying shuttering photos in others private accounts. A friend said they had most of their Bristol photos disappear. They have back up.
ReplyDeleteNow who would care to hack a private account with things that are already on the internet.. example THONGHAZI
https://soundcloud.com/kenny-pick/tutn-10-24-2014-thonghazi
Kenny Pick would do a great wedding party, bachelor parties satire. There is so much material now that the Palins have added Dakota Meyer to the mix.
Looks like Dollar store Barbie kissing someone's aunt Mabel in a man-blouse.
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