So good news for Bristol, apparently there is a chance that Dakota Meyer is used to having his ass kicked by women.

"Me and Rowan." Not sure who Rowan is.

I have been sent a lot of articles and pictures concerning Dakota Meyer in the last few days (Including the picture up above.) but one of them really caught my attention.

This is courtesy of the Lexington Herald-Leader concerning a drunken brawl in 2012 that found Dakota being badly injured: 

Kanissa'ai Thompson is charged with second-degree assault for allegedly inflicting serious injury on Meyer, 24, during an early-morning fight Dec. 9, but Thompson said he never touched Meyer. 

"I never got involved," he told the Lexington Herald-Leader in an interview Friday. 

Meyer received medical treatment for the injuries he received at a party held in a Columbia business commonly called the Red Barn. 

According to a female friend of Meyer he required  three staples to close a head wound but she never got a good look at who struck him.

Meyer identified this man.

However he claims it was not him, but a female at the party: 

The 18-year-old farm worker charged with assaulting Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer claims he never touched the high-profile Marine veteran and puts the blame on an unidentified young woman. 

Now as it turns out Meyer did not know who hit him either, and claims to have identified Thompson based on eyewitness accounts, even though the female friend of Meyer said that she heard differing accounts of who threw the punches, some of which hit her as well.

Now here is the truly messed up part:  

Thompson said he believed Meyer had identified him as the assailant because of the potential embarrassment of being hit by a woman (Boy that has a ring of truth to it doesn't it?), but Meyer disputed that contention during a phone conversation he had with Thompson on Friday. 

Meyer called Thompson while he was being interviewed by the Herald-Leader, and Thompson allowed a reporter to listen to the conversation. 

Meyer said he did not identify Thompson as the person who kicked him while he was down. Other witnesses gave statements about who assaulted him, Meyer said during the call. 

Thompson had called Meyer earlier in the week to talk about the incident, and Meyer called back Friday to see if Thompson was serious about wanting to join the military, which they had discussed earlier. 

If so, Meyer said, he would drop the assault charge so it would not ruin the 18-year-old's chances to join the service. 

Meyer told Thompson he knew he was "a good kid." "I want to do whatever to help you out," Meyer said. 

"If you're going to go to the military and there's no charges pressed on me from anybody, then I'll tell you ... me and you'll go together is what we'll do, and it'll all end." 

So to be clear Meyer is not sure that Thompson is the guy who hit him, but he is willing to let the young man off the hook IF he agrees to enlist in the military. 

Does that sound like blackmail to anybody else?

Well I think this might be a match made in heaven, since as we know from the Throwdown at the Hoedown Bristol really likes to punch men in the face.

For those who just want to get right to Bristol's drunken testimony from that night, here is the famous Thonghazi from our pal Kenny Pick.

Yeah, I think that Levi REALLY needs to fight hard to keep Tripp here in Alaska with him, and for both shared physical and legal custody to protect his son from the drunken fights that you just know lie ahead for this couple.