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my mom made homemade cinnamon rolls 🙌🐷💕 #weddingprep #twomonths
The two months tag has a lot of tongues wagging that this rush to marriage indicates a different kind of bun in the oven.
I have no idea if that is true or not, but I did just hear that she quit her job with the dermatologist, so she is burning bridges faster than a pyromaniac on meth.
With this kind of breakneck speed if this train goes off the rails the explosion is going to be seen for miles around.
P.S. It looks like Radar Online and TMZ have picked up on the selling of the house. (TMZ seems highly doubtful that she will actually move out of state, but from what I hear that is definitely the plan right now.)
Update: Bristol has posted her house for sale on her ghostwritten blog. And is asking if any of her crazy followers want to buy it.
Well they probably are the only people crazy enough to pay half a million dollars for it.
She also claims to have moved out in fear of the stalker that showed up at her house back in September.
Uh huh.
Marina is going to be busy!
ReplyDeleteAnd, Marina is already busy enough diddling herself in front of her computer for pay...
Deletetnasty24 Your so beautiful!
Deletehttps://instagram.com/p/0JYt2iy9oV/?taken-by=bsmp2
I have no idea if that is true or not, but I did just hear that she quit her job with the dermatologist, so she is burning bridges faster than a pyromaniac on meth.
ReplyDeleteDr. Cusack and Kelly, all of them are tight and they will party and celebrate like never before. That is what they do. I can't wait to see the big shindig they have for the wonderful employee they adore and will miss so much.
Yawwwwwwwwwn.
Deletezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You can't wait to see it? In your weird little kewpie doll head, do you think you're actually going to be there?
Delete"they will party and celebrate like never before. "
DeleteI'm sure you're right her co-workers are going to party. Her street, community, city and state can't wait for a Palin to leave the state. Everybody wins that Bristol is leaving.
Who cares
DeleteYawwwwwwwwwn.
DeleteEXACTLY. They did the same thing to Autumn Marie McDonald-Browning when she departed.
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2015/03/well-it-looks-like-bristol-palin-is.html?showComment=1426706792514#c6218752879755898685
Now that people are finding out what this business is about, Bristol gave them a spotlight, they are all going to want to distance themselves. Even Marina will take a hike, or at least go into hiding like Track Palin.
I am sure there are reasons for all these dubious behaviors.
Be beautiful
Hey, idiot troll, when is Bristol gonna start living that "private life" you keep telling us she craves? I'm sure you know, since you're so close with the family and all.
Delete"Party and celebrate like never before" is a pretty high bar to set when a Palin is involved. It's gonna be difficult for Bristol to surpass Korey's party. I mean, there was "losing her fucking $300 sunglasses" (and her shoes) and being carried out of the party by the McKenna Brothers and having nothing but "beer and makeup" on her face and doing all that with Tripp watching. That there party bar is set a bit higher than I even think all the whores at Cusack's discount Plastic Surgery, Liposuction and Fish Lips can achieve.
DeleteOf course they will party hearty - they will finally have gotten rid of the dead wood that was keeping their salaries down because $he demanded such a high salary for not being there and not doing anything but partying and munching away on goodies.
DeleteThis will not end well.
ReplyDeleteNope.
Deleteditto
DeleteAgreed!
DeleteNo, but it should be fun to watch.
DeleteI'm the OP and yes, 3:22, I completely agree.
DeleteDon't worry - we all will have front row seats for the realty show, either on the Sportsman channel or some other gossip one.
DeleteThis hillbilly wedding is going to be hilarious! Looking forward to the pictures.
DeleteThe headline on her blog is Buy My Home, their are fourteen pictures included and she brags about the zebra carpet. Bristol says she and Tripp moved out of it in September because they were scared of the stalker.Why did she never have an alarm system installed before that? stupid.
ReplyDeleteApparently this is a match made in heaven because God had other plans for her and Tripp [ Dakota] , can we say reality show in the future? poor Tripp i hope they can't sell that idea again for his sake and that of all humanity.
Isn't that a wonderful selling point? To mention first off that a stalker found the house and they moved out because they didn't feel safe in the house?
DeleteBristol better never consider going into real estate as another grifting scam. She's better at dancing, if you know what I mean.
Makes sense for a Palin to be scared after the guy is locked up in jail.
DeleteBefore when he was being enticed she would have no fear.
Now the stalker has been neutered and secured in Alaskan lock up facility. No one checks on him. Only Palin pals. If he had an mind before, crazy or whatever, I am sure now the drugs they give him have taken care of anything remaining.
She and Tripp moved out? What ever happened to her Newf puppy dog? Charlie, was it? The one they got to replace the other one who "ran away".
DeleteIsn't that a wonderful selling point? To mention first off that a stalker found the house and they moved out because they didn't feel safe in the house
DeleteLOL
The Palins have their priorities. Sarah is using social media to tell the Bristol romance and she needs to clear up this little part about Bristol not mentioning she was back home with mommy dearest since the BRAWL. I mean the stalker.
nobody wants that piece of crap house...crack house!
Deleteno folks she is not selling because she is 'getting married' she is selling because an audit is taking place and some funds that never belonged to their family that they took are being confiscated... federal criminal charges will be following..shrug
1:21 PM
Deleteshe is selling because an audit is taking place and some funds that never belonged to their family that they took are being confiscated... federal criminal charges will be following
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Is that true? It's good news if it is true. Maybe that's why the rush to marry a MOH winner 'cause who would put the wife of a MOH winner in the slammer?
1:21 PM
DeleteCan't wait. Any time frame this will be taking place?
Maybe this audit explains why Todd has systematically liquited his ownership shares in the Rainbow lodge frome 22.5% to 0. This is shown through state records.
DeleteIt started out smelling fishy and now it's just downright rank:
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/local/story/2014/jul/28/joe-carr-supporter-andrew-miller-business-sarah-pa/262937/
What kind of moron posts their private life and home all over the place and then whines about stalkers? Wise beyond her years my ass! I thought the Palin women were all bad-asses who knew how to shoot guns from birth and all that, yet Bristol lets some crazy stalker drive her from her home? These people never make ANY sense.
Delete$carah meant "beyong her years" in a sexual kind of way...I mean the woman has been around the block quite a few times.
Deleteand when she called her "an old soul," she meant an old hooha..
Deleteoh yeah, and that's behind her ass not her years...lol
LOL..Yeah, behind "wise" behind her ass since "suposedly, those fake virgins do everything except vaginal...yeah, that makes sense! LOL...I can't stop laughing
Delete@anon 1:18pm
DeleteThe Palin's sure do have more than their share of dogs that just disappear don't they.
She's gotta sell it quick. She tends to gain a ton when preggers and they'd have to remove a wall to haul her out. The store bought cinnamon buns don't stand a snowballs chance in Sarah's wig.
DeleteSince the pond scum at c4p love to read subliminal messages into every fuc_ing thing Sarah says and does, I am reading this Instagram posting to mean Bristol eating a roll in front of the stove=Bristol has a bun in the oven....hey, this hidden meanings crap is fun!
ReplyDeleteoh I thought it was a meth-head barfing up a roll...lol..
DeleteBig meth head on a stick eating sugar and toxic preservatives concocted by an ass clown.
Delete122 sounds funnier...sorry 138...both funny...to be fair
DeleteShe should make it in one month before he wises up.
ReplyDeleteDon't let her take Tripp to KY, Levi!!!
ReplyDelete#SaveTripp...he needs you.
This is what the law says in AK regarding taking your child out of state...
DeleteWhat if I want to move out of state?
As soon as a custody complaint is filed, the Court will issue a standing order prohibiting either parent from removing the child from Alaska without permission from the Court or the other parent.
If you would like to move out of state with your children, you will need to get the other parent's consent, or file a Motion with the Court, requesting permission to relocate with the children.
It is important that you do not simply leave state with the children - even on vacation - while there is a case pending. Doing so could be considered custodial interference, which is a crime of domestic violence in Alaska. You could face criminal prosecution, or lose custody of your children.
If Levi lets her leave with Tripp we will know it was because he didn't want to fight it.
oh and when Danny boy took the boys to WA in 2003? Ewww...guess who gets charges added Barstool? Better text him right away...tell him his mule just got busted for packing around a pound of meth...and the dealer has 'the client list' hee haww! We can hear you puking from here...
DeleteOh and that is what you look like Sweetie... meth-head barfing up a roll...
I think Bristol is running from the law. Some bad govmint agency is investigating some funny business. Possibly regarding Tripp. Bristol is under scrutiny and living at Sarah's house. Possibly monitored in regard to her child.
DeleteWe know that Track left, is he back? Whoever the agents are they may not have liked Trig and Tripp living with Track and his homies.
Bristol is not acting like Bristol does when she has a new man to introduce to Tripp. Somehow the Palins want to say she's known Dakota for longer than is realistic. On the March 8 week end she did have a picture of herself posed with Tripp and Dakota. It looks like Dakota's shoulder was with Tripp in a picture. Was Tripp with his cousin's Kier and Teko when Chuck was bursting with pride to pose them with a MOH?
119 lol...meth head barfing up a roll...funny shit...
Delete131 ...hmm...she did participate in being arnry with someone who luckily has been dealing with 'crazy' for almost 40 years now...so yea more than likely the feds are tired of getting reports of harm...while the state officials cheer on the Palins.
Good information 12:57. I hope Levi is aware of the law and doesn't put his trust in Bristol to do the right thing. They are way past any information negotiation when it comes to custody.
Delete1:19pm is referring to this ADN story of a piece of shit named "Felon" who was just charged with drug crimes:
Deletehttps://www.adn.com/article/20150319/felon-pulled-over-palmer-faces-federal-charge-over-1-pound-meth
I guess it wouldn't surprise me if the Palins knew this guy.
What if Bristol absolved Levi of his $1700/month child support for Tripp in exchange for her just taking him to KY with the military doofus dude? That's a lot of money for his children with his wife, beautiful, legitimate children. He could totally upgrade his financial situation if he dropped this child off with Bristol forever and the doofus dude adopted him.
DeleteCut your losses, I say, to Levi.
1. Levi would never NOT support his child. He loves his son.
Delete2. Barstool would NEVER EVER give up money--the woman does everything for money.
3. Dakota is as low as the palins.
12:57 : In that case, maybe she already has lost custody because she took Tripp all the time out of state w/o his consent? the agreement, for whatever reason, is still not made public, but you see quite a few pics of Tripp with his 'regular' - i.e. father's - family...
DeleteSarah popped open a tube of rolls and stuck them in the oven all by herself, huh?
ReplyDeleteThat's what "homemade" means in the Palin house.
DeleteAnd two months in advance, no less! Any bakers among us knows how stupid this is. lmao
DeleteThere are Cinnabon in a box kits that you can get at the store.
DeleteA more accurate caption would probably be, "Mom brought home some Cinnabon from the airport."
ReplyDelete"Mom brought home some Cinnabon from the airport, buns a warmin' in the oven. "
DeleteThink she will take her son Trig with her too?
ReplyDeleteNo, he'll be parked in an institution soon, if he hasn't been already.
DeleteSo sad, but with a witch like Sarah Palin pretending to be his mother, the little guy never had a chance.
Finally! Bristol got her a man - and we are ALL so relieved. Maybe now she will go quietly into that private hometown kind of life she has always wanted.
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't believe it either.
Kentucky Justice indeed...should be a riot...
DeleteNo one plans a normal wedding in 2 months. But then, this in no way is a normal wedding.
ReplyDeleteShe must be watching 19 Kids & Counting. This is how the Duggars do it. Quick courtship, quick marriage.
DeleteAnyone who believes that her mom made the rolls, probably believes her mom made Trig!
ReplyDeleteLove this comment!
DeleteShe's going for that traditional 'June' wedding, I'll bet.
ReplyDeleteNO way in hell Sarah made homemade anything. Such bullshit. Still trying to promote the myth of the good mother. We aren't buying it, Barstool.
Ho-made?
DeleteVernD
Bobblehead and Teletubby? Dakota can eat the whole pan of store bought rolls in one sitting.
ReplyDeleteAnd the count down begins. Boom bang bingo. over. But hey let us all pray prey and taking bets and odds in LV......poor dude is toast and he don't know it yet. It is amazing what one lonely nitey of sex can do to your life. ITS LOVE.
ReplyDeleteLet's do the math. Wedding in 2 months, maybe. If there is already a known bun rising in the oven, it would most likely be at least 6 weeks along now. So, by wedding day we're looking at 3 1/2 months. Will this be another full size 'palin premie' (TM) born at 6 months gestation?
ReplyDeleteHowever, I doubt very much that there will BE a wedding.
Frost your bro did it so shut the fock up...gee seems ok that brooksie deals coke with toad and kills that native prostitute...oh but when danny boy raped his kids? I hear money covered up that and the domestic terrorism you and poppa daddy of yours love to hate AmeriKa...now go choke on that reality for awhile...
Delete@FrostyAK
DeleteWe will know if she's pregnant by her face. It seems to swell up first.
This will be a novelty for Bristles, maybe she will even take soeme baby photos in the hospital. Seems the other babies she gave birth to had to be kept hidden.
Deletejest one big happy family. 3kids 3dads 3moms
ReplyDeleteMaybe it is just the angle of the photo, but man, her head looks too big for her body!
ReplyDeleteJust like her mom.
DeleteShe weighs only about 90 lbs so her head is too big for her body.
DeleteI love how the comments are all basically the same, most from robots that rarely change from old tired teen age script.
DeleteThe old ladies at her so called job have their kids comment. They probably find friends who will comment. It kind of reminds me of her dancing with stars votes. She is a sad one, that's for sure.
These people are fine if she goes Teri Schiavo on them or dies or they would see what she needs. Not a bunch of fakes helping her to lead a fake life.
Will the mother of the groom attend?
ReplyDeleteDakota's early childhood story is more interesting than the fire fight. He was lucky Mike Meyers adopted him and that he had stable grandparents to help raise him. It would seem that Track and Dakota would have much in common. Kindled his book. If you are curious, check it out. I wonder if his bio father knows he has a MoH son?
I am sure it's all sensationalism to sell the book....He's as low and lying as the palins.
DeleteHow many children does he have? Who is Rowan and the other children that look like they could be his?
Delete12:38:
ReplyDeleteThere is no one in the Palin family that has had a "normal wedding". ;-)
1. I hate liars.
ReplyDelete2. Like someone is going to buy a house which has been marked by it being stalked
3. The house is overpriced & the decor is ugly and dizzying
1) Why is she standing up, holding her plate at an angle, with what looks like three cinnamon buns (one in mouth, two on plate)? How random and odd -- like most Palin photos.
ReplyDelete2) Why is this kitchen sink different from the kitchen sink used for the Trig-on-Jill photo? How many kitchen sinks do the Palins possess? Or was Trig at someone else's house for the picture?
3) Can Sarah cook anything besides apple pie with crust from a can; cinnamon buns from a can; mac and cheese from a box; upside-down turkey; cheese-whiz-filled hot dogs; and moose chili with chili from a can?
Or, I forgot, birthday cake a la Duncan Hines.
Bristol will want to copy down these recipes so she can make real home-style dinners for Dakota. Oh, and learn how to stew some muskrat, a real Kentucky home favorite.
2) Trig standing on the dog was the kitchen island sink...
DeleteShe's standing up to show off the slender body. Especially to those who called her fatso.
Deleteoh I think they will be on an episode of Kentucky Justice soon after they move there...
DeletePhotoshopped.
DeleteShe certainly has gotten one over on everyone who called her "fatso" by losing so much weight that she is on the verge of an unhealthy episode. She complained to someone at the gym that she was having "twittering heart episodes". I can only imagine. She and her mother are in a contest and Barstool is "winning". Sarah had to gain a few lbs because she was passing out. Bristol is on the verge of actually doing much worse than passing out. Why do you think both of them got veneers? Pukey-puke is a little hard on the teeth, bleeding rectums aren't too much fun either, and for those of you that talk about Barstool perhaps being pregnant? It's pretty hard to get knocked up if you haven't had a period for over 6 months.
Delete3:36 PM
DeleteI was wondering about that since she is looking so sick.
Maybe she means she is 2 months pregnant.
ReplyDeleteOr, since there are three buns in the photo, she is having TRIPLETS!
DeleteLOL - would serve her right.
JJ
See! Hidden meanings is such a fun game! Now I get why c4p plays it so much!
Deleteclaims to have moved out in fear of the stalker that showed up at her house back in September.
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She is afraid of the puny stalker, but she punched a guy 8 times in the face at the drunken brawl!!
Who is stupid enough to pay half a million for a house on a dead lake with the palins as neighbors?
How can you quit a job that you never worked at to begin with?
How can you quit a job that you never worked at to begin with?
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They all look and act like they live in a hooker and pimp reality movie. The law must be onto some of the trafficking by now. It is time their show hit the road and Bristol with her baggage is the one to go.
Since Sarah is the one to work on the story line and it has to cover a lot of mistakes, it only looks worse day by day. Bristol can't quit a job but she can quit that fake part of her life story.
And the mystery "stalker" appeared the day after The Brawl.
DeleteWhen the buyer knows you are in a hurry to unload the house, you've just lowered the price of the house.
ReplyDeleteTrue, dat.
DeleteAnd anytime you put in super ugly, big city bordello decor in a home in rural Alaska, you just pretty much eliminated any potential buyers.
Damn, Bristol for hoe your mother decorated the guv's office at $50K to the Alaskan taxpayers, you could have had Shock is he wasn't gay. Like minds.
DeleteDidn't read any comments about how incredibly thin she is in this pic. Were all the pictures from years past just her with "baby fat"? Isn't that what is always said? It's just "baby fat". How and when did she get matchstick legs and tiny hips?
ReplyDeletePhotoshop.
Deleteshe looks white and pasty...signs of a drug addict...
DeleteShe also is getting new lumps on her face and the chin gear that was implanted is more prominent than each day. Overall she is repulsive now and only occasionally takes a picture where she looks alright. Not good if she needs to be a celebrity selling a house.
DeleteHow did Scarah get so scrawny?
DeleteDrug abuse.
it's just weird how she was sleeping with junker last month and changes lovers as often as mowing the lawn. And the weirdest part is that Dakota doesn't care. Dang, he's marrying a sl*t.
ReplyDeletehe calls that a bargain...the best he's ever had...lol..
DeleteI'm sure she didn't tell him the extent of her physical relationship with Joey Junker.
DeleteTodd and creepy Chuck gave it to Dakota straight. She is their little golden child and don't read or believe what you hear, son. She was revirgined after the first baby daddy raped her and she is more pure than Ivory Snow. I bet they have a great story about the hand of god in that old Alaska story telling way of Chuck.
DeleteYeah sure, like I am going to be interested in a house where someone has been stalked. yeah sure.
ReplyDeleteI left my house because a stalker showed up...anyone want to buy it???
DeleteThey lie eve nwhen they don't have to lie, now we'll see who buys this overpriced zebra gem that comes with a stalker.
DeleteShe pulled a similar stunt when she left LA. Was skeered and cry baby and loved Alaska again, parts of it has nice views. and she had to go back to toxic lake and toxic family.
DeleteGood lord.
DeleteThe media has always loved train wrecks.
I just LAUGH at how important they think they are.
Match made in hell.
SarahPAC will pay the media to cover the airplane hangar wedding.
DeleteAs we all expected...the "surprise" marriage proposal has been captured on video. HA!
ReplyDelete"so thankful to have this on video @brady_melin" at: http://www.enjoygram.com/bsmp2.
That is an alleged marriage proposal? Surprise?
DeleteI may have not captured the right link, because it's difficult since I don't have an account. But browse through the posted video of the marriage proposal.
DeleteProposal of sorts...
Deletehttp://www.enjoygram.com/m/941767562642577545_1395504853
Inre stalker update: If memory serves, Willow invited him up via a Facebook thread. So he shows up and is arrested. These people are FREAKS.
ReplyDeletethey like to 'entice' those into 'situations' so they can call 911 and scream 'oh my God they are gonna kill me' they got trained by an attorney YEARS ago to do this..
Deletehello Karen...
Bristol needed an excuse to be close to mommy again.
DeleteThat was the week end she beat up the big guy. They wanted to try to get her off alcohol and drugs and cure to Sarah is to move in with her until she can work out another plot.
Track they shipped out to some place.
It is like when the kids were in high school. Bristol would go to an Aunt, Track to Wisconsin.
Same old dysfunctional family pattern.
Welcome to $arah sexting Shawn Christy and David Kornell guessing her stupid Yahoo password . It wasn't hacking, she was just that stupid and still is.
DeleteThis pairing is yet anther scam, it certainly isn't love. GMAFB.
1:41 PM: Like the time Bristol claimed to have called 911 because she was so skeered being "home alone" although there were SS agents on her porch? LMAO
DeleteI have no idea what real estate prices are in Wasilla, for an okay house next to a dead lake and not far from a highway ....
ReplyDeletebut, just based on the inside, that's one barren, cheap-looking, cold and just plain ugly house.
I know the Palins all go around in their socks indoors, which makes sense, but, still, so much white rug is meant for a Jean Harlow movie set or Donald Trump's boudoir.
Perhaps a Palin bot will buy it so he/she can be just a boat ride away from Sarah. Or TMZ will rent it so they'll always have access to Sarah mowing the lawn or throwing cans at Todd.
It comes with a stalker? Now there's a selling point.
ReplyDeleteMildred
Nice photoshop job on your body Bristol. It's about as real as your moms cooking.
ReplyDeleteA ponytail growing out of the back of your head must be a Palin signature.
ReplyDeleteWillow majored in ragged ponytails at her "Academy."
Maybe Michael Moore would be interested in buying the house!
ReplyDeleteSilly Bristol. Doesn't she know she might have milked a year of publicity out of being engaged?
ReplyDeleteWe may be witnessing the last unrehearsed half smile.
ReplyDeleteMan, is she ever homely.
Anyways, Methinks she is in for a hard life.Oh well she earned it!
Payback is coming bristle.
I'm pretty homely myself. But I'm well-educated with a terrific high paying job that requires brains. Homely is only a problem if you don't try to make something of yourself.
DeleteSo Sarah is making cinnamon rolls 2 months before the wedding? Okkaayyy. Bristol looks like crap. What's with the outfit? Is she showing already?
ReplyDeleteI think what she actually meant was that they were having a get together to plan the wedding and Sarah made cinnamon rolls for the wedding planning session.
DeleteWell if Sarah has any say in planning the wedding it's gonna be a disaster. Everything she touches turns to shit. We know she doesn't even bother to clean the house when she's hosting any kind of get-together. They definitely should spring for a wedding planner.
DeleteIsn't there a demolition show? This would be the perfect house for one of those huge explosive blow up scenes.
ReplyDeleteI still don't see any reason to believe there will be a wedding. They want publicity and they're getting plenty of that without getting married.
ReplyDeleteBeing engaged for a year ought to do the trick. Then they can say God didn't want them to get married.
And after a year they'll know each other and will probably be unable to tolerate the sight of each other.
LOL @ Bristol "quitting" her "job". She only went there to hang out with her older friend.
There is no job to quit. Doing goofy selfies, trolling and beauty make overs with Marina is what she calls work. She could always come and go. Dr. Cusack has those girls around for other reasons. He is a horrible dermatologist, it is not what he cares about.
DeleteHe won't live forever. As long as the Cusacks are keeping that front open for business Bristol can use it as she pleases.
Bristol enjoys sticking cream filled things in her mouth.
ReplyDeleteToo bad that's not the only place she enjoys sticking them.
Delete.Bristol breeds like a rabbit
DeleteThis is more documented photographic proof that Tripp loves his mother the most, she is so much fun and knows how to bond.
DeleteAlso, too how popular they are and how many friends worship them.
greemar13 wish you still had your tv show! i loved watching it :)
junker907 hahah tripp has bigger triceps than i do!
lesliegcantu dito @greemar13 i wish they had there show too
greemar13 @lesliegcantu right! bring the show back! please @bsmp2
bulletsandbottles you're awesome!!
She knows how to bond? Is that why she bounces from guy to guy every few months?
Deleteagghh!!!!
Deletegood one!!
She's afraid for her life living in that house and she's going to sell it to the next victim? WTF
ReplyDeleteThis is all Palin-esque. Giving out information on the wedding approximate time, just enough to get the bots and fans sending her lots and lots of wedding gifts, especially with a MOH fiancee.
ReplyDeleteThey are grifting, big time. Get everyone guessing as to how when what why where the wedding is to be and have papparazzi in helicopters hovering over the compound, taking photos of the big day and wanting to see her dress, and see what the mother of the bride is wearing.
Sarah wishes this is going to be the U.S. version of the royals Diana/Charles. Forget Camelot, Sarah will turn this into the Chapel of Love/Las Vegas style.
Thong dresses and liquor for gifts.
Deleteor kartrashians.
DeleteI heard Prince Charles and Camilla are in the US. Mama Bear Sarah had to cancel dinner with the Royals to plan Bristol's wedding.
DeleteShe will sacrifice anything for her cubs.
Bristol, the narcissist just like her mother, is in love with herself. Pity the poor fool who marries her. I give this marriage 2 months, and Meyer will be asking for an annulment.
ReplyDeleteYou got that right.
Delete2 months=wedding proposal
2 months=wedding
2 months=divorce
The end.
In simple-minded Palin world, Bristol thinks she is providing photographic proof that will help refudiate the inevitable announcement that the happy couple is expecting. She'll just look bigger than most for the gestation timeline because, well..she just had those cravings and beefed up a bit. The latest baby will be a little early. And then there will be some intentional confusion about the baby's due date.
ReplyDeleteThe baby's true birthdate will never be known, nor will the biological father.
DeleteNarcissist Bristol, who cares not about her son Tripp, posts photos of herself eating at her parents house, and pretends to be worried about stalkers. If she really cared that much about stalkers where she moved out of her nice home, why would she post photos of herself in her mother's kitchen??? Isn't she supposed to care about the welfare of Tripp????
ReplyDeleteTHis girl fakes being stalked and fakes being in danger, but shows how stupid and foolish she is, by showing any future stalkers where she is hidden. She is crazy.
Two months from starving to death? Is that what she means? Good on her for quaffing down those pillsbury cinnamon rolls but from the looks of her she'll be sticking her toothbrush down her throat in a few minutes and barfing those back up. Seriously, just like her mom she must weigh in the 90's now. One does not achieve that weight or that look through healthy diet and exercise. Too thin; the thigh gap tells the story.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she looks AWFUL. Bobble-head-esque. But, then again, she never did look all that good.
DeleteBTW, how is the elder palins muricn show coming along..anyone know what the ratings are etc.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what tripp thinks with all these different men coming and going, and how his mom begged 2 guys--junker & gino--to marry her in public (one on tv). Let see the ones we know off: gino, dylan, ben, mak, junker, dakota, levi... All in the span of his short little life. SMH.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the various one-night-stands!
DeleteYou forgot that Bristol herself comes and goes in Tripp's life, just like momma Palin comes and goes in her "son's" life, the precious give from god who apparently is not worthy of a mother's constant involvement.
DeleteMilking the "I'm a victim with a stalker" for all it's worth. I don't believe for one second that she's selling her house because of that. The main reason being she can afford cameras, whistles, sirens, alarms, ak-47's, gates, etc. Any person with money knows how to get an expert to install a security system. Palins believe their own lies so well that they think the general public will too. Well some people will but it's only their fan clubbers.
ReplyDeleteAs a grandparent who has been through the same type of situation the reason she moved back home was because she had to have supervised custody or Levi would have gotten full custody.
ReplyDeletebingo
DeleteExcellent comment! They moved home right after the drunken brawl, where it was known that Tripp was in attendance with his inebriated, belligerent, violent mother.
DeleteSupervised by...Sarah and Toad? Hah. What a sham, either way.
DeleteWasn't Track living at the compound at the same time? How many of his needy buddies?
DeleteThere are several houses and they could be living a part. With Sarah (who was least drunk) signing on as some kind of guardian or overseer.
Track did leave but it is not clear if he has returned or what. Also not clear when he left. There was mention of a fair. Willow's post was another date.
Supervised by...Sarah and Toad? Hah. What a sham, either way.
DeleteThose shams are not that unusual.
Isn't rushing a girl into marriage and taking her out of reach of her family a giant red flag that a man could be an abuser? Does Sarah EVER try to talk sense into her children? What's the big hurry, here?
ReplyDeleteMommie needs him politically.
DeleteThe big hurry is that she's breen trying to snatch a husband for years and now that she's got one she's not going to let it escape.
DeletePlus, this is no innocent girl. This woman has been around the block a few times. She's not an inexperienced igenue.
Mommy dearest arranged it all, good thing Bristol isn't picky about who she has sex with.
DeleteI think Bristol will be the one doing the abusing. Yeah, she's not picky, he's ugly and sweaty. Yuck. Even the Junker guy was more appealing and that's not saying much.
DeleteMaybe it's not Dakota who is rushing the marriage, but Sarah and Bristol.
DeleteGryphen----I hope that Levi fights Bristol about taking his son to live in another state with every legal option at his disposal. I doubt that Tripp fully understands how his life is about to change....torn away from the only life he has ever known, away from his loving dad, his wonderful step-mom, his adorable sisters, his buddy Trig, the rest of the Palin clan....to go live with a strange man, in a strange state, with unknown family members & no friends. I have no doubt that there will be tantrums when his "new dad" tells him to do something & Tripp screams back "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" Levi, don't let them do this to your son. No way in hell should this impressionable little boy be allowed to live with a strange man who deals with PTSD & has admitted to attempting suicide!
ReplyDeleteAnd unfortunately all the fees and lawyer costs will come right out of his pocket. Another middle class worker hit up where they don't need to be.
DeleteI am almost positive that they are planning to make a tv show of the entire thing. These people find a way to milk it one way or another.
ReplyDeleteBristol's legs are brought to us by Lipo-Lard, guaranteed to shrink thunder thighs in three easy applications. Dealerships available.
ReplyDeleteWHOA! That does not look like Barstool at all - more like one of her cousins (the one who sold those 'Naughty Monkey '(?) shoes a few years back. Anorexic face, and almost anorexic body. Way skinnier than in the last few pics with Daw!Kota.
ReplyDeleteAppropriate wedding gifts for the Bristol Palin/Dakota Meyer wedding?
ReplyDeleteI think she posted a pic of herself taking a bite of a cinnamon roll because she thinks the bizarre lumps in her face will be less noticeable. FAIL.
ReplyDeleteHey, Griffen,
ReplyDeleteSo, it dawned on me... Sarah posted on Facebook about that Joey Junker documentary in November of last year. She said, "My daughter, Willow, has a cameo, and Bristol's boyfriend, Joey is in it..." blah blah. She actually referred to him as Bristol's boyfriend in this post from November 2014! I went back to find the post, and SURPRISE! It's been deleted. However, there is still some evidence that the post existed at one time.
A US4Palin syndicate has a link to it.
http://www.theboldpursuit.com/us4palin/?currentPage=4
(I screencapped it just in case they try to take it down.)
The Tweet Palin originally sent out when the post was published still exists on Palin's Twitter, but the fb.me link in the Tweet goes right to the documentary's trailer on Vimeo, NOT to Palin's Facebook, because, of course, the original Facebook post was deleted. So, my question is, can we find this post as it was originally published? Can we get a screenshot of it? Or, because she deleted it, will we never be able to prove concretely that it existed at all? If we can find a post where Sarah says that Bristol was dating Junker in NOVEMBER OF 2014... Well, we've got our PROOF that this engagement is a big ole scam, and this story about Dakota and Bristol having met a year ago when he came to Alaska to film her wretched reality show is BS.
Also, a picture of Bristol on Joey Junker's Instagram from 74 weeks ago is captioned, "My girl, outtamyleague..." and all that. So, a year and a half ago, she was with Junker, and given the fact that Amazing America premiered in April of 2014, one would think that it was filmed about three to six months prior to the premiere, sooooo... If Bristol was still with Junker 74 weeks ago, does this timeline match up with the story they're pushing now, that she began seeing Dakota when he came to Alaska to film the show? Would that have been 74 months ago?
If all of this is true, then this proves that Bristol was with Junker as early as November, and say she dumped him in December, that would mean that she and Dakota have only been together for three months, and they are getting married in two.
I think you said it best when you said that there's ANOTHER kind of bun in the oven.
Anyway, hope this helps. If someone else has posted this, and this is all duplicated info, I apologize! Watching mainstream media outlets repeat this BS story as though it is fact is just too much for me. We HAVE to act.
-T from MD.
You are good! She did say "Check out the trailer for this great new documentary about one of the extreme sports that guys – and gals – enjoy in the Last Frontier where we know how to live life vibrantly outdoors, literally in our backyard. Bristol’s boyfriend Joey stars in this, and Willow has a cameo."
DeleteHer Facebook still had it.
November 23, 2014
https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10152891697058588
G had an article.
Sarah Palin is now pimping some extreme snowmachine film that looks like it was made by teenagers hopped up on a combination of Red Bull and Meth.
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2014/11/sarah-palin-is-now-pimping-some-extreme.html
THANKS!
Her and Joey were still together as of February. He had posted a picture just last month with Tripp on his boat saying he couldn't wait to fish this summer again with him. It's been deleted now though.
DeleteNVM, I got it. I found it rather easily, though it can't be found searching from Sarah's Facebook now. I have the original post from Sarah's Facebook screen-capped and saved. Bristol was dating Joey Junker last November, so this story about them having dating for a year and a half is bogus. SHOCKER.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10152891697058588
-T from MD
"Sarah Palin
DeleteNovember 23, 2014 · Edited ·
Check out the trailer for this great new documentary about one of the extreme sports that guys – and gals – enjoy in the Last Frontier where we know how to live life vibrantly outdoors, literally in our backyard. Bristol’s boyfriend Joey stars in this, and Willow has a cameo.
https://vimeo.com/102195102"
Sounds almost like the "vibrant troll"-but it's rilly Sarah!
Anorexia cures 101: exorcism won't do it:
ReplyDeleteSpanish Priest Arrested for Performing Exorcism on Anorexic Girl http://www.newsweek.com/priest-arrested-performing-exorcism-anorexic-girl-315221
"The chain of events began in 2012, according to the Spanish newspaper El País, when the girl began to suffer from anorexia. Her parents, convinced that she had become possessed by a devil, decided to have her exorcised, and appealed to their priest for help. She was then tied up and had crucifixes hung above her bed, an ordeal which later led her to attempt suicide.
Her uncle and aunt then raised an alarm to the authorities and filed a complaint, but it has taken until now for the case to come to court.
The priest reportedly knew that the young girl was receiving medical treatment for anorexia, the court heard, and had assured her parents that the exorcisms would not interfere with her health."
What to do with this info now that we have it? I'm thinking about emailing Bristol at her blog email... Think I'll get a response? Haha Of course I won't, and we know none of the major news organizations who reported this bogus tale are going to pick this up. But still, it's good info to have.
ReplyDeleteI think some of the Meyer's have Facebook account. Who knows what they know, may be what they are told and they trust that.
DeleteCompulsive chronic liars have lies to get out of lies, it would be interesting if or when someone could get one of them to have to respond to facts.
HOWWWWWLY COW!!! What FUGGGGGGLY decor in that $1/2 million house! I need some eye bleach!
ReplyDeleteJust shows that money cannot buy taste - or class!
Dolly Parton says that it takes a lot of money to look that tacky. Dolly was referring to how she dressed and looked, but the same would apply to the way that Bristol "decorated" her house. Bristol is more into "show off" than good taste.
Delete~* November 23, 2014 *~
ReplyDeleteThat's just 4 months ago, no? ;-)
As a single mother who worked on fire crews, saw mills and now in fisheries for 30 years, I find her house to be an insult. I am in my 50's and busted my hump for a modest little home out in the woods and the ability to raise my son. I had to work hard not just to earn money, but to prove myself in a man's world.This girl hasn't done a day of hard work in her lifetime. For her to live in that fancy and complain about how bad it is in America makes me what to puke.
ReplyDeleteBristol I am 50 and would like to invite you to come work with me for a day so you can see what life is really about.
Bristol worked her ass off on DWTS and bought that house. She was good enough to be a finalist.
DeleteI guess you should have donned a gorilla costume and humped a dance floor.
Delete@7:44 The people who worked their asses off so that Bristol could be a finalist were all of Sarah's fans who bragged about gaming the DWTS voting system. They bragged so much about cheating the DWTS had to change their voting system after Bristol appeared.
DeleteBristol on hard ass working.
Delete"And actually I do work my ass off. I've been a single mom for the last two years I..."
http://wonkette.com/430397/willow-bristol-palin-call-fellows-faggot-fat-on-facebook
Palins still failing so hard. Now half or ore of the family. Including Chuckie "Fund Me" Dumbfuckie it seems. THONGHAZI!!!
COmparable homes are in the $265-$316 Krang
ReplyDeleteTHE CHIN
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The cook.
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Everyone go to the picture on bristols Instagram of her getting a pedicure 5 weeks ago. Junker comments on it blowing kissy faces and giving her a hard time for drinking. Obviously they were still together as of then.
ReplyDeleteWow, she's lost a lot of weight since the picture of her bloody knee at the Palin Family Brawl. Those don't even look like the same legs!
ReplyDeleteAfter the brawl she moved back home to the parents.
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