woot woot less than a month and i get to be your wife
Woot woot?
Wow Bristol is certainly not giving Dakota a chance to change his mind is she?
Do we start laying bets on how long this marriage will last, or is that just mean?
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How much did those sunglasses cost, inquiring minds want to know.
ReplyDeleteFurther along than she thought? lol
ReplyDeleteFurther along than Dakota though?
Delete*thought
DeleteIs this marriage falls through, will this baby disappear/be sold like all the others ?
DeleteThat was my thought.
DeleteMost young couples I know work hard to look good on their wedding day. Dakota looks like he's in Bristol DWTS shape.
DeleteBristol and Dakota are trapped in Sarah's cesspool until Sarah says it is over.
ReplyDeleteMaternity top already? Is that why they are rushing? Is that Joey Junker's seed in her belly?
ReplyDeleteThe Insta picture was from last month. Now most of her pictures are behind guns, wearing black tents, that type deal.
DeleteDon't forget they have known each other for a year now. Dakota could have knocked her up when they met on the Baldy Trail.
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Will she wear a bridal gorilla suit?
DeleteThis was when the romance begins, or so the story goes. West of Bristol's beloved Hatcher Pass.
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Who did Dakota do first? Willow? Track? Sarah? Todd? Bristol?
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DeleteI betcha Bristol's BFF was Dakota's first.
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marina_exotix_llc in a matronly costume.
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marina_exotix_llc as an interent troll and business woman.
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Damn, looks like she got herself a new fuckin' pair of $300 fuckin' sunglasses.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she got them at a 'clearance sale'.
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The marriage will last as long as the Louboutins keep coming...
ReplyDeleteThis is why Sarah just sent all her donors a command to donate within two days. Got to pay deposits on all the kegs they will be ordering.
ReplyDelete"But it is a sure sign she is running this time" - courtesy of the sea of pee
DeleteBest marriage Mommie can buy!
ReplyDeleteSo far Mommie has bought crap. She needs to up her game. `
DeleteBristol has not been able to express her Louis Vuitton love for weeks now. Everything looks cheap and dirty around her. How can she be happy around so much pollution?
Dakota has a death wish. Bristol, too? What about Tripp?
He may not yet be addicted to hanging out at car races. Once he is it is over for him.
7 million premature deaths annually linked to air pollution
http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2014/air-pollution/en/
That young man had better run for the hills in Kentucky before legally being involved with the horrible Palin/Heath group!
ReplyDeleteHe has no idea what he is in for....too bad he's not talking with Alaskan folks. Sarah and Todd Palin will do evil things to him if he doesn't comply with their wishes throughout his upcoming life with the Bristol!
Plus, he should know that Bristol has screwed every Tom, Dick and Harry and delivered more than one child! He's getting 'used' bads! (Cannot say 'goods'!) Poor sucker!
He has suicidal issues.
DeleteYou can't fix stupid! -- Ron White
DeleteUnless he's just as evil...been to 3 bears Darkota
DeleteHe's also a grifter, although not in the Palin's league...yet.
DeleteMeyer is a warrior. He may need to take others out with him. He is not getting treatment for PTSD. Much of Dakota Meyer is still at war on the battlefield. You don't want to scratch that wound.
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I read the McClatchy newspaper reports that question Dakota's version of the battle which got him the MOH. If the newspaper reports are true, then Dakota has to deliver his speeches knowing that he is less-than-honorable, living a lie. That gives him a lot in common with Bristol who doesn't write much of what is posted on her blog. She didn't write the book, and she has no talent for dancing or speaking. Bristol is also living a much bigger lie if we believe the stories about Trig. Why should Bristol be the one person in the Palin family to be rewards with undeserved riches while Track, Willow and Piper get next to nothing.
DeleteThere is going to be a problem when the each person in the relationship has some serious issues.Add the untreated PTSD for Dakota, not to mention his ego when he needs to have a loaded weapon on hand at all times to defend himself. He is not on the battlefield any more, and there is a kid in the house. Bristol is too immature to be able to deal with these issues. Dakota doesn't sound very bright either. I see trouble all over the place.
128 then may be Darkota shouldn't stalk Soldier of Fortune...dont scratch that itch now...or go ahead and see what happens to you Darkota...bring it! Your nothing but a little bitch! Fat one!
DeleteKingdom of Heaven v 2.0 ?
Deletenobody needs to give them a can opener for a wedding present. they have bristols chin. her KIDS can be the flowergirl and the two brothers ringbearers. dna everywhere! cups,napkins..
ReplyDeleteBristol doesn't open cans. Only boxes.
Delete12:39: ... And her legs.
Deletehahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMaMcGriz • 4 hours ago
**sigh**
As much as I support the Governor and wanted to help make it a success, I have to say that unless something changes in the next few months I think it's highly unlikely I'll be renewing my subscription to SPC.
Of course I love and appreciate her videos, but for me the site itself has been a real disappointment wrt to discussion and comments. I notice even Ron Devito has stopped posting....and that's really saying something, imo.
MaMcGriz is respected there and will have some influence on the others. I haven’t been there today, but I’ll bet Terresa and Papabear responded very shortly after she posted that and cited Bible versus to help her with her disappointment. I’ll also bet Amaze 1 also replied back to her.
Deletem baker, this was posted at palin4america. A refugee camp of the somewhat saner cforp folks.
DeleteI'd bet she'd never post it where the PolarNutz couple would see it! LOL
Amazed has liked MMG's comment! They really are catching on, although slowly and with excuses. Also too, this:
DeleteLipstick • 13 minutes ago
Hmmm
That mailer from SarahPac being filled with running tease hints I'm really hoping she is seriously thinking about running.
With no real on the ground moves in Iowa & NH being rumored regarding feet on the ground there or on the ground organization, it is going to kind of bug me if a huge mailer is sent out teasing a run with no intention to do so, but just to raise money.
The way Palin's cultists talk a whole slew of them will be losing total faith and not donating once they realize that it's true what they fear the most. Sarah is NOT running. She's teasing again and the realistic ones are getting tired of it. Of course most are in such huge denial and have their hopes up even more because the wording of Sarah's mailers makes it sound like she personally is going to defeat Hillary. Yep, it's a stealth campaign and her election offices are top secret hidden also, too lol.
Deletethe piss ponders just flat-out don't get that the crosseyed skank can't use $carahPAC$cam funds even if she did run for prez ..
Deletemouth breathin' dipshits ...
I am glad they are dense and have no way to even look into Palin associates like Bristol's best friend.
DeleteThey are going to stay in the dark and be blind sided, as it should be.
Bristol's revirginated schtick. The golden child. The good Christian blogger.... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Can someone please let me know about this "woot woot"? Do single working mothers in their mid twenties express themselves like that when they are talking about getting married or having a husband?
ReplyDeleteI know that Nancy French of Brancy does a horrible job of trying to be the voice of Bristol. She has deeply confused matters since the Brancy voice comes out so often as if Bristol is 14 instead of 24.
Maybe that's how she answered the phone at the dermatologist' s Office - Woot ! Woot !
DeleteI say "w00t" to express mild joy. A friend passing a college exam gets a "w00t". Passing the bar exam gets "w00t w00t"
Deletew00t even gets an atta-boy from the spell checker.
In all the decades since I started noticing in the 1960s, the prevailing expression gets regular upgrades. I consider w00t several levels better than my 1970s "Dynamite" (pronounced dinah -miiiite).
Why wasn't Bristol mentioned for the 10 year DWTS gala?
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Sarah made it to SNL, 40 years.
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They wanted her in the gorilla suit so people would recognize her, and she wanted to wear that blue military thing that showed her pregnant belly.
Delete"Do we start laying bets on how long this marriage will last, or is that just mean?"
ReplyDelete~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or might we bet it never happens ?
HOOHAA !!
Less then 6 months, DUHjota will be accused of abuse and Bristol will be spreading her legs at Mugshots bar in Wasilly again.
DeleteIn the past, Bristol wrote public comments that she wanted to have another baby. If Dakota goes around the country giving his MOH speeches, Bristol is not going to like being stuck in the middle of Kentucky taking care of Tripp and a new baby or two. I can't picture Bristol making dinner and keeping house for a family.
DeleteWhen B moved to Az one time she bought a house and had it set up so her friends could move with her. It didn't last long but she can pay people to move to Kentucky to care for her and baby sit.
DeleteBristol will not be on her own. She will not only have Dakota and Kentucky people to hang with.
She would be miserable.
I imagine she already is or we would see someone living life and happy about all these exciting events and her and Tripp's future.
Posing with objects meant to kill people is depressing. The other thing about Dakota is air pollution, he goes to places that are horrible and they breath that sick air.
She must need a lot of drugs to keep up this act they are into.
if it doesn't work I don't think it will be obvious for awhile - no big announcements. people will just start noticing that Bristol is back in Alaska and has been for a long period of time. I really hope that happens rather than some kind of domestic violence. I hope she doesn't feel she has to stay with him if she is unhappy or if he mistreats her.
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DeleteMope, SarahPac is drying up, there won't be money to supply Brisket with fultime sitters and "friends" to live with her.
Bristol and Dakota met at an event in Las Vegas towards the end of January. Then they were photographed together at CPAC, falling madly in love with each other. She visited him in Kentucky, and he visited her in Alaska. Bingo, they were engaged, getting married in two months. I don;t any nice to ask, "What's the rush? Is there something cooking in the oven? What's the big hurry?"
ReplyDeleteThese days, the usual pattern is that a couple dates for a while, move in together to see how the relationship is going to work out, We just got an invitation to a wedding where the couple was engaged in 2013, working and saving money so they could buy a house.
In Bristol's case, it's not just a guy and a girl getting together (ahem) and getting married in a hurry. There is 6 year old child involved. That kid has already seen some trial daddies.He has seen a guy being kicked to the side of the road, even if it was a TV show. He has also been left alone in the limo while his drunken mother and the rest of his family got into a brawl. His visits with his own father appear to be limited. In Bristol's case, she has defined herself as a public figure and she (and Nancy French) maintain a blog on a Christian website about Bristol being a single mother. None of Bristol's behavior is really very Christian or mature. Woot woot, she acts like a kid herself.
By her own admission, Bristol repeatedly calls Tripp spoiled and admitted that she couldn't get him to mind her without being bribed. She reached out to total strangers reading her blog for parenting advice since her own family doesn't seem able to provide any guidance and help in that department. To put it politely, Tripp must have some issues, and his welfare should have been a consideration is a publicly rushed engagement and wedding. If Bristol was a private citizen, keeping her life private, there wouldn't be any criticism. But she and her mother have made a profession out of posting their private life on-line. The IM Troll accuses us of writing about people we don't know. Right. I don't know what's going on in the private lives of people who keep their doors (and their mouths) closed. But Bristol advertises her private life and ends up showing us that she is still an immature girl who found herself as a parent before she had a chance to grow up. And look at her role model! So I ask the question again, "What's the big rush?"
Bitchy is a fraud and a hypocrite. She is not a good example of a Christian in any sense of the word. It took you a full page to defend her. That should tell you something, you screwball. You have a very low bar for your idols. Ewwwwwww.
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She's a shitty mother, by her own admission.
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Deletethat was defending?????
The rush is Mommie.
Delete@12:31, Anonymous 12:11 said "None of Bristol's behavior is really very Christian or mature", among other criticisms of Bristol.
DeleteHow on earth do you think 12:11 is defending Bristol or idolizing her?
12:37 PM
DeleteThey must be in church. lol
It truly is a match made in heaven. Sarah will finally have a son, well, a son-in-law who is a combat vet. Sarah's next appearances will be with Dakota, speaking to groups of veterans. He has political ambitions and he was interested in getting Sarah's support (and PAC money) before Bristol came on the scene.
ReplyDeleteIs Mr. MOH so politically naive to think that Sarah Palin carries clout in GOP circles?
DeleteBeaglemom
I am not up on wedding protocol.
ReplyDeleteWhen do the invitations go out?
When will we start hearing about the bridal showers?
Bachelor parties?
How soon until we know about the gift registries?
She’s already had her bridal shower in Alaska with her, Willow, and 2 friends. Personally, I’d be embarrassed to call it my bridal shower, but that is what they called it.
DeleteThere was the Alaskan Dermatologist office worker who does porn and other jobs like that, the older lady Bristol calls her BEST FRIEND. The one that Piper wants her hair.
DeleteOne friend.
The others are all blood relations to Bristol.
Cousin Lauden, Willow and Piper in the studio where Sarah does her productions. No mention of who took the picture or if it was on a timer.
Whatever it was it didn't look anything like a bridal shower. It was just more very sad documentation of this mess Sarah is trying to pull off.
Things are nothing like that in the south.
They really know how to do up a bridal shower or any other celebration or event.
Some decades back, friends from 2 different somewhat rural small towns were getting married. For the bridal(*) shower, in lieu of gifts, the announcement said there would be a "money tree". I had never heard of such a thing, and brought a nicely wrapped gift, chosen for the recipients.
DeleteAdmittedly, a "money tree" prevents duplicate gifts, but just seems tacky and insulting... as though one's friends aren't trusted to make or purchase something suitable for the occasion... as well as eliminating pleasure and anticipation for both parties.
The Palin's idea of gift-giving was displayed in that photo of "Eskimo Bingo", where items were taken from shopping bags and stuffed into crumpled brown sacks for the exchange.
A bridal registry solves the problem of family and friends scattered across the country, however, there is now no time for choosing and shipping. We can expect some request similar to a money tree, since the one production the Palins are skilled at is asking for money. A silver tinsel tree with white envelopes is probably the centerpiece of their wedding decor.
*It could have been their housewarming or baby shower.
Where is Miss Manners about all of the Wedding Stuff? We have seen every kind of wedding, but a usual procedure is to get a "save the date" care or note as much as six months ahead of time. That allows out-of-town people to have time to shop for a good price for transportation if they want to attend. The wedding family usually reserves a group of rooms at a hotel for the wedding guests in order to get a group rate. Really big and lavish events require the help of a wedding planner who can make the entire event run smoothly, and see to all of the details.
DeleteSomeone who is not related to the bride, usually her BFF, is supposed to give the shower. The shower can be for expensive gifts or just cute kind of gag gifts. I like the shower where people bring recipes and a gadget used to make the food item, but nobody cooks any more. We have also been to showers that are his-and-hers, both clean and dirty. There are all kinds of people in this world.
The actual printed invitation goes out 2 months to 6 weeks before, but the people have been saving the date. These days, a lot of people do on-line invitations, and you can respond and send your message in that electronic, impersonal way.
The part about the money tree doesn't bother me that much. These days, if the couple has been living together, they already have all that stuff. Some kids are not interested in the things that an older generation thought were important to a new household, fine china, silver, crystal, it's too expensive these days and there is a 50% failure rate for marriages. Sometimes when the couple has lived together and have the stuff, they have requested that people honor their a wedding with a contribution to charity.
As far as Bristol and Sarah are concerned, the photo of Bristol in the dress, holding the flowers you know where is the most important part of being married. Sally Heath, Sarah Palin and Track all had quickie marriages, none of the trimmings. Sarah is going to want a movie star wedding-- but for the photos. As for Bristol who can't wait to be a wife, she already is if she is shopping for groceries, making dinner, washing dishes and taking care of the laundry. Somehow, I don't see Bristol doing any of that. She hasn't been a very good mother and if she could give to that child, how is she going to give her 50% to the relationship between husband and wife. It isn't just about the sex anymore.
A friend was married on a beach in the Pacific with just the two immediate families available. No showers, rehearsal, bachelor/bachlorette party, just a very brief and beautiful ceremony. The families went out to dinner together afterward. Of course, the couple had already lived together for 10 years and had no use for show. It'll be interesting to see how this wedding plays out next month- quiet family affair, or made for TV special.
DeleteAfter being a bridesmaid in seven weddings in one year, the last thing I wanted to do was get on that crazy train again. My husband and I eloped. We had gone to our favorite restaurant and arranged our own private party for the reception a couple of weeks previously. We called family and friends the day before and invited them to meet us for dinner. When they showed up, we showed them our wedding rings and invited them to join us for dinner as our guests. The whole thing was affordable and convenient. We've been married more than 20 years now.
DeleteEasier bet would be that Barstool, and Dakota have consumated their engagement on many an occasion.
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol suspected that she was pregnant the first tie that she met Dakota in January, she would have made sure to get to know him Very Well. Bristol would not be the first person to get married to a guy who may not have fathered her child. Tell me again about the story of Curtis Menard Jr. and Sarah Palin.
DeleteDakota just calls it Fuc_.
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btw Dakota was selling a book. Did his little sign and partnership with Sarah do anything for his book sales?
This picture may be a month old. Or she wore the same top and sunglasses at a similar event, which she posted a month ago on her instagram account.
ReplyDeleteShe posted a picture from the same time dated March 14, 2015
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That was the week end her best friend Marina 'sex business' Lupas and other friends were in Las Vegas as the engagement was announced that Friday the 13th.
It was a totally strange way to have a romantic engagement.
photos by Shealah Craighead Photography
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/03/engaged/
There were strange things about the ring and photos for the surprise announcement that was so arranged.
Shealah is a Washington DC photographer that just happened to be where Bristol and her ring were at the right time.
And it is posted by the picture that it is a month old...
DeleteDakota is wearing the same outfit that he wore when he was in some kind of auto race in Vegas, when he gave the ring to Bristol. The photo is easily a month old,
DeleteYes! WOOT WOOT picture is from the engagement weekend. That FRIDAY THE 13TH gig they put on with the sex worker friend.
DeleteThe picture posted today is from last month.
vegas tonight with #bae. Bristol and
marina_exotix_llc at work and play #ExotixLLC #ExoticRussian
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so proud of my fiancé
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I see no problem with taking bets on how long her marriage will last or even how much time it will take for her to come home crying for Mama. If I’m correct, from the time they first met (January) to the time they’ll get married (May?), will be less than 6 months. The other problems I see as being factor in this marriage is their excessive alcohol consumption, and Bristol’s immaturity. The alcohol could mask any problems initially and will probably only get worse as time goes on. Bristol also doesn’t have much experience living permanently in another area of the country and also being gone from home for so long. I have very little doubt Bristol will become homesick soon after they’re married and will want to come back home frequently to visit. Depending on how serious Dakota’s problem with depression is, and depending how much alcohol he self medicates himself for his depression, will all contribute to how willing he is to put up with Bristol’s immaturity and her home sickness.
ReplyDeleteI’m going to place my first bet she’ll come home crying home to Mama within the first 6 months. This will lead to a separation in their marriage. But, I’m willing to bet they won’t get divorced until about 1.5-2 years after their marriage. Sarah will be begging Bristol not to get a divorced which will work for a short period of time until Bristol finally decides she can’t put up with it any longer. This is my best guess and my bets.
The lives of the Palins are mostly lived in secret. Why would they tell anyone if they divorced or if she was actually moved back to Wasilla?
DeleteWhy not just go on and on with more pretense and mythology?
Yeah, for all we know, there will never be an actual wedding..Track's sure looked faked up there on that mountain, and lasted what, a year? None of these kids ever grew up, thanks to their immature mother and their impotent father, and marriages with any of them are not likely to be long term. I feel for the young kids.
DeleteI don't think the Palins will change at this point. They can either do an actual marriage or they can do one of the Heath/Palin maneuvers.
DeleteThey only care that people believe the fantasy stories they feed the public.
@ m baker: Good comments. There is another element in the equation, Tripp. Bristol is not mature enough to deal with divided loyalties. The first time that Tripp acts up and Dakota shouts at him, which side will she take? Which one has the bigger heart image? Bristol has already admitted that Tripp is spoiled rotten. What a way to add a step-father to an already troubled relationship.
DeleteBristol would not know very much about parenting. Look at the example of how she was parented by Sarah. Her first priority should have been Tripp. Dakota comes with his own baggage, a mother who left him with his adoptive father (not his birth father). In Dakota's mind, mother's walk out on kids or subject them to "life in a washing machine" (his words in his biography). That's not going to be a good frame of mind to be a step-father.
We haven't even discussed the fact that Dakota has PTSD and has not received treatment for it. A former employer noted that Dakota had sustained an injury to the head and refused therapy. All along the way, people advised Dakota to get an education. He hasn't. He may have finished high school, but he is not bright. That's another problem, not being open to new ideas and willing to learn things in order to adjust to a new relationship.
Such incredibly deep sentiments: The heart of my heart, the soul of my soul. no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
ReplyDeleteno world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you. Woot woot.
- e.e. cummings
That comment made me LMAO!
DeleteYes, that makes sense. Bristol loves e.e.
Delete@ 12:26 I don't know who you are or what you want but I would like to inform you that I love you.
Delete@12;58, love u back.
Deleteperfect ! LOL
Delete@12:58pm
DeleteBut I thought I was 12:26's soolmate? I even did the deed after 4 wine coolers!
183 days. Is that pick still available?
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for 8 pounds premature. The delivery will be a few weeks shy of their first meeting. Dakota will be honorable enough to be thrilled to have a child. Does anyone find it unusual that Dakota was honored as a military hero and he appeared at a number of high profile events-- yet there didn't seem to be a bunch of groupies following him around. A guy in a race car, a guy in a uniform, a MOH recipient would have had women following him all around the place. Dakota is 26 and the last photo of him with a girl friend comes from 2011. (Thanks google images). Somewhere there are people who arrange his appearances and events. It looks better for him to be married than for people to be asking, "Do you have a girl friend?" (As for girls crowding around Dakota, have you heard him speak? He gets boring very fast, but he just keeps on talking. My daughter had a teacher who said that empty wagons make the most noise.)
DeleteMy heart goes out to Tripp.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't ask for any of this, little man,
But you're paying for it.
Tripp has his issues. He will have more issues but may not last that long in Kentucky.
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Since Tripp is the only reason Bristol is famous and has any money, he's paying for it in more ways than one.
DeleteIt's a racket they learned...how to extract the Kids....fill in the blanks...
Delete"I get to be your wife." That is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteSo much for forty years of feminism.
Hey, someone had to step up to the plate.
DeleteDesperation Mommie took care of.
I get to be your wife sounds about 12 years old.
DeleteWhat she means is "I get to be A wife."
DeleteOr I'll show Sunny Johnston.
Deletemy thoughts too. she still sounds like a 16 year old the way she says things. I wonder if she's been practicing writing Mrs. Dakota Meyer also.
DeleteThings are not what the seem...
DeletePregnant!! Who'll take bets on when little Squibb Meyers will be born. I say 6.5 months and they will claim the baby is premature. Even if it comes out at 10 pounds and 23 inches long.
ReplyDeleteOh goody, another Christmas baby like Trigg supposedly was! Wonder if she'll keep this one...
Delete...and looking like a Junker.
DeleteJunker's baby, Duhkota will go along to get along.
DeleteAt least Junker won't have to pay child support, lucky guy...
DeleteFamily tradition
DeleteLil Oscar will be born 3 months premature. Poor Duhkota is too dumb to count back 9 whole months. Lil Junker will be signed out as Duh's son.
DeleteHmmm... Looks to me like there is already a 'bun in the oven' (remember, women start 'showing' earlier with each pregnancy, and Bar$Tool has had at least three, if not four already!)
ReplyDeleteSo, of course she has to push him into a quick marriage, so the 'bun' can be declared to be 'premature'!
That's right. Otherwise extensive DNA testing must be done to figure out the name of the Trial Daddy or one-night ten-minute date.
DeleteThey met the end of January and announced an engagement Friday the 13th of last month. The picture she has on today Instagrim was from that same mid March week end.
DeleteThe pictures over the last month have been older or she is concealed.
I don't know when the cinnamon bun picture was taken but she was VERY skinny in that one.
https://instagram.com/p/0ZRiY1y9sR/?taken-by=bsmp2
This one is posted March 29.
BEST FRIEND, marina_exotix_llc Marina Exotic Model, the only non relation.
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Yeah DNA is not the subject the like to talk about...or working...or legalities'...
DeleteThe father of the bribe will wear one of his favorite shirts.
ReplyDeletehttps://goingpalin.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/maridos-iowa.jpg?w=915&h=1034
OMG, just look at the size of that chin.
ReplyDeleteYou get what you pay for with plastic surgeons.
DeleteThis is interesting.
ReplyDeleteMeyer apparently is driving for Roberts Racing, an off-road racing team that competes in off-road events around the country, mostly in the West where they can destroy desert environment at will.
Here's the Roberts Racing website:
http://www.roberts-racing.com/
As expected, their site is filled with photos of guns and mostly-nekkid women in impossible poses.
Here's the team section of their website:
http://www.roberts-racing.com/team/
Read Dakota Meyer's biography, especially the last sentence where we learn he " . . . started Dakota Meyer Enterprises Inc.in hope of establishing a company that not only leaves a mark in the construction industry but also provides a workplace for his fellow veterans."
Then, check out the schedule for their racing -- note dates and places.
So -- driver for a racing team that's racing all over the West. Trying to manage a start-up construction company. And he still has time to marry a whiny, demanding, spoiled, half-wit 24-year-old who is 24 going on 14?
Sure thing.
Doesn't sound like a start for a political career. Didn't he say he would like to go into politics. Maybe Sarah is not too happy about his new driving choice. Bristol really likes the drivers, doesn't she. It will not last.
DeleteDakota's instagram used to be filled with photos of him at gun events and race car events. Bristol used to post selfies of her trying to look like Kim Kardashian. For someone who has had her share of stalkers, Bristol posted far too many photos of Tripp, especially when Tripp was hardly wearing anything. Now, neither of these busy bees have anything to say after living their life all over the internet.
DeleteBrissy also said at 22 (?) she would consider a career in politics and we all giggled. Compare her with Chelsea Clinton. Even Malia and Sasha Obama...good luck, hun. You're going to need it..
DeleteBristol is like a Stockholm victim and she is brainwashed. She will say she considers a career as a neurosurgeon or sumo wrestler if that is how they program her. Poor thang. Get in your gorilla suit Bristol. NOW!
DeleteIf ever there was a forced smile, it is on both these people's faces!
ReplyDeleteSo far nothing about this seems authentic, sincere or real. Not saying they won't get married in a legal way. Just that it is crap and not like they want people to believe.
DeleteForced smile? Poor Tripp. He can't even fake being happy now.
DeleteSmile for Freedom...hurry up...enjoy it while it lasts...time is running out..
Delete404 so Geneva called eh? Oh Sarah...
DeleteAre they going to live in Kentucky? Will the wedding be in Kentucky or Alaska. Any girl in her situation would have the wedding in her hometown to all her friends and family can attend. Why have a wedding in Kentucky where she does not know anyone. Will she start talking about the wedding plans, picking out her dress, the cake, the bridesmaids? I say they are already married, kind of like Tracks wedding. Does she realize she has to stay home, clean and cook? Make new friends? Grab your popcorn...
ReplyDeleteI can't figure that out either. It doesn't sound like Dakota has that big of a family, but we know the Heaths and Palins have spread their DNA far and wide (at least within Alaska). Plus, it's widely accepted to have the wedding in the Bride's hometown. Why have a wedding in Kentucky, especially when Alaska is part of the Palin brand.
DeleteUsually a wedding is held in the bride's home church, but Bristol doesn't attend any.
DeleteWith a wedding a month away I would think the planners would be where the wedding was to happen. There are many other events also, too.
DeleteSarah is planning some unconventional surprises for her big day! I wonder if she is allowing them a honeymoon and what would an unconventional Sarah honeymoon be?
As it is now possibly the invitations are all secret with confidentiality clauses. It would be worse then unconventional to send a wedding invitation out a week before the date.
Dakota is adopted so no telling what's in his DNA.
Delete303 yeah might be a werewolf hu...lol...
DeleteWhat is strange to me is that Sarah is posting pictures of her and Phil Robertson on her FB... happy days.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't Sarah posting about Bristols up and coming wedding. Any mother in the world would be bragging, Sarah is mum on the whole situation.
It's all contrived.
DeleteAh, yes..."woot." Now a generic term of excitement, but originally a truncation of "Wow, loot!" from role-playing games. In this case, more than apt.
ReplyDelete"Wow, loot! Wow, loot!"
DeleteBristol palin
That expression, "woot, woot," is new to me! But I'm a senior citizen.
DeleteBeaglemom
I thought woot woot was what drunks do to be cool when out partying. Or at a big concert. That kind of woot.
DeleteIt seems so strange the way Britol's ghost writer is using it on her instagran.
Why is Sarah mum on the whole wedding. She posts everything else on her FB page, but no mention of Bristols wedding. You would think like any other mother in the world, she would be spreading the news about helping plan it.....
ReplyDeleteSarah, in the depth of her core< is jealous of her children's youth. Narcissists are never happy for anyone but themselves.
DeleteI can't think of anything about any of this that makes one feel like this is a real love story or wedding.
DeleteIt is just a bad Sarah Palin false narrative created for her own reasons and purposes.
She may force them into some kind of hitch up, they may have a legal document but it is still "bull shit".
Just ask Trig!
Sarah hasn't actually done anything. She may be in a coma or under the knife, somehow indisposed. I don't know she has done anything as far back and before Easter.
DeleteHer brother and others can keep the social media going for all of them. It is not like they have to be functioning or aware of all that is going on.
206 yeah and some parents let their kids go ahead of them...be more successful...make more money... Not cry and compete with them...Grow up!
Delete4:11 PM, seriously? Those kids can't do anything without Mommie pulling strings. YOU grow up.
DeleteLook at DakotAHHHs left hand... A sign of things to come/going on?!
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Something is off about him. The Palins are attracted to a type.
DeleteYeah and when he does something stupid...
DeleteAfter considerable research, I've decided this Palin-Meyer engagement story is bullshit.
ReplyDeleteLet's consider a few facts. Sweet Thing and I have been married for 49 years. Back when we were engaged, there was no such thing as Facebook or the Internet. However, had there been, I assure you my Facebook page would be filled with information about the upcoming wedding and Sweet Thing's Facebook page would have been 99.99% wedding preps.
In contrast, check out the Facebook pages for Dakota Meyer, Bristol, and Sarah. Almost no mention whatsoever of the engagement or the wedding plans. Nothing but a few pics of the couple in Vegas, posing with firearms in Kaintuck, posing in Alaska, and that is all.
This engagement and wedding are bullshit.
Then, there's the "bridal shower" featured in the photo accompanying this blog entry. I checked with the experts: my wife, my daughter, and my daughter-in-law.
WIFE. Traditional Southern Lady who acts and talks like someone from a Faulkner novel. This lady KNOWS bridal showers. She examined the photo and said: "That's no bridal shower. That's a bunch of trollops on their way to a Del Rio dogfight."
DAUGHTER: Single lady of a certain age; partner in a high-powered DC law firm; heavy-duty Democratic Party fundraiser. Her opinion: "Looks like a bunch of 14-year-olds at a sleep-over who got into Daddy's liquor cabinet."
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: BS Math; BS Engineering Physics; MA Computer Science. Daughter and grand-daughter of West Virginia coal miners, she grew up in a double-wide trailer in Mingo County, WV. Her response to the "bridal shower" photo: "I am West Virginia trailer trash; I know trash when I see it and this is trash. Even we WV trailer trash would wear skirts and dresses for a bridal shower. This is not a bridal shower. Looks to me like some of my WV cousins ready to go bar-hopping."
Re. your 'trailer trash': that is exactly what I thought, too. Willblow wears jeans not even a homeless person would wear - homeless people have more pride in their appearance!
DeleteThanks for the laugh. I agree with you all.
DeleteThese days, the engaged couples ARE all over the internet. Friends of the family, my niece and nephew, we have seen a number of young couples sign up for a service or they maintain their own website. There is a countdown clock for the wedding They include photos of how we met, where we got engaged, the wedding registry of gifts. Some of these wedding websites have a place for the people who are invited to respond and share their wishes (or regrets), even pick their choice of meat or vegetarian plate at the dinner. Some of these websites spare no details, but the thing that is obvious is that they have set this up themselves and they couldn't be happier to share the whole progress from meeting, engagement, showers, and reception with Everyone. Did anyone check to see if Bristol is registered at Hobby Lobby?l Of course they will stay at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas. It's owned by Sheldon Adelson. That's where Dakota's other photos seem to be taken.
Deleteit seems to resemble superhero Track's wedding. Remember the photo of the family standing outside somewhere in Alaska with wilted flowers. Nary a wedding gown or bridesmaids or ring bearers in sight. This must be true Palin party planning. Like the Thanksgiving gala in the garage.
DeleteEven my very, very small wedding almost fifty years ago (maybe 33 there including the priest) was more well organized and planned and fun.
Beaglemom
Gosh that is music to Alaskans ears...
DeleteWait till he finds out that she is not happy with living in Kentucky and his life choices, no pizzzazz. How will she get out of this without setting him off? Can Sarah save her. Bristol can always call him a stalker.
ReplyDeleteAgain, look at the picture of MOH hugging Tripp. Look at the position of his left hand, and how Tripp is reacting.
DeleteI think that Tripp has finally reached the point where he is tired of being told to smile for the camera. Tripp looks uncomfortable in the truck photo and with Dakota managing him. Time for another calf and some popsicles.
DeleteLook at this picture:
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DeleteThat photo is just creepy and it looks inappropriate and Tripp looks creeped out.
It is an old story that just goes on until someone can break the cycle.
DeleteBristol is going to be more like her grandmother, Sally Sandusky.
If she is knocked up again, whether she is in Ak or Ky she will be more stuck then her worst nightmares or any stuck she has ever known before.
Not only has $carah not posted anything about an upcoming wedding - $he also forgot to mention that Bar$Tool is engaged, didn't $he?
ReplyDeleteI know I would be over the cloud if my daughter were to get married to a guy I wholeheartedly approved of, and I would shout it from all rooftops!
But, I also do realize that $carry has more important things to shout out - like the birthday of that pedophile and some old society-barfly's mention for something or another.
I'd wish them happiness and the best; however, it's not very hopeful, considering the honeymoon is already over. They've had a chance to air their differences, living together and in close proximity, with Tripp no doubt asking to sleep in between them every night.
ReplyDeleteThere must be a lot of concession-wrangling between these two, and the immature Bristol, who 'woot-woots' about being a wife, is not a good sign. That comment of hers is so so juvenile, and here she has a 6 year-old.
She is her mother's daughter, making it all about her. as SHE gets to be Dakota's wife. It's 'nah-nah' neener neener, I get to be this hero's wife/eat that you haters.
Sounds like a real winner of a marriage.
I'd wish them happiness and the best
DeleteIf it didn't look and feel like another con job I would wish them well.
They can't be planning on marrying in any Kentucky church, no way would a pastor there marry two people already living together. If this marriage was happening so fast why the need to move in together so soon? Bristol can't keep her legs closed? Or without someone to monitor him DUHkota will keep getting beat up in fights he starts with girls.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wanted to move in fast was to get Tripp out of Alaska away from Levi. Maybe she was running away from something else, Joey or someone and she felt safe with Dakota. Boy is he a dummy. He probably has led such a sheltered life, there is no way he will believe the Palin clan and their scams. He will soon be a victim too...
DeletePolitical, just you watch.
Delete"There are no coincidences." -- Betty Boop
Why the need to move in together so soon? That way, Dakota will think the baby is his. And it is. No matter what.
DeleteDuhkota hardly lived a sheltered life. He's a trained killer. He was sent to the mIddle east as a sniper and killed countless innocent people. He's a waste of air.
DeleteIt's hardly believable that Bristol Palin, given her propensity for hanging around her exotic friends and Las Vegas girls/just/want/to/have/fun and punching brawl fights with her out-of-control brother and her need to post selfies of herself and her kid and family in different poses, on boats, in spas, trips, vacations, standing in front of jets, and trite shallow adventures, etc., to living a clean life in Kentucky. It's not possible that she'll be happy going from Hello Kitty drama mean girl to domestic wife. Just not....going......to......happen.
ReplyDeleteAnd pardon me if I can't quit giggling. If this is a set up for MOH to get into Congress on $error's coattails, it just might work, Kain-tucky style.
Delete"Exotic" ? ""Friends"?
DeleteYou mean her one friend that does internet porn for money?
Exotix LLC isn't stuck. She has exotix Russian coming out in the fall.
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Oh, she won't be domestic. Sarah already has plans for Bristol to be touring and lecturing with our future Senator or President Meyer. She's going to be first lady one day dont'cha know wink wink.
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DeleteEwww, so what Marina hangs out with thugs and drug dealers? Is this guy pimping her? He looks really shady and creepy. Poor girl.
I think it says a lot that this is Bristol's best friend.
DeleteEspecially since she was her only friend at the alleged shower.
Also it says a lot that Marina travels with Sarah and Todd to Vegas and all her closeness and togetherness with the Palins.
How many people are allowed access to Sarah's domain, the fireplace scene where Dakota sat to be on Fox. We know he is special and trusted by the Queen.
I was amazed Sarah would allow the Cusack sex worker known as Bristol's best friend into Sarah's very special place.
What is it with the Palin women? With Sarah's millions, she wears the white dress that belongs to Bristol on several occasions. Bristol wears the same things in photo ops too. Can't they buy new things for special occasions?
ReplyDeletecheap cheap cheap
DeleteThe HO is pregnant
ReplyDeleteWhen MOH trophy boy gets tired of hangin' with the Palins, has a big blow-up and leaves the clan, will Sarah be able to put up enough SarahPAC money to keep him quiet?
ReplyDeleteSeems like her SarahPAC coffers are not as well stocked with old retiree pittance as it once was
Well, there is always an 'accident', or a 'suicide' that can 'happen' to DuhKotAAAHHH if and when he wants to get out!
DeleteI think all the papers were signed when D went to Wasilla and asked the Chuck and Todd for the marriage to Bristol. That was the romantic version.
DeleteInsurance papers, CONfidentiality, pre-nup. The Palins would have an attorney. Not so sure about dumbfuc_.
dumfuc_ must have someone arranging his appearances. Every day, someone posts a "saying of the day" on Dakota's facebook. He is not smart enough to do that. If he is getting paid a fee for appearances, he needs a manager/agent.
DeleteDumfuc_ has mentors. There are workers for him and he can just remain uneducated and the dumfuc_he is proving himself to be.
DeleteI see a tragic end for someone in all of this. Hoping it isn't Tripp.
ReplyDeleteThree weeks from now
ReplyDeleteDakota says, "Tripp take out the trash"
Tripp replies, "Fuck you, do it yourself, you faggot pussy"
Then Bristol just laughs.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteJeesuz
DeleteThat was literally laugh out loud.
Good one.
At least I wasn't consuming a bev at the time.
@anon 2:18
DeleteI'm glad that you didn't finish the exchange with the sound of gun fire. He always keeps a loaded weapon nearby for defense. Dakota is not going to take crap from a 6 year old kid.
If they make it to the nuptials? I give them a year.
ReplyDeleteShe evidently was not invited to be part of the big 10th anniversary party for Dancing with the Stars, which will be aired on Tuesday. Many many of the previous competitors came back to tape it. There was a big group dance number featuring several of Mark’s previous partners, but not Bristol. I guess he couldn’t stand the idea of clomping around the floor with her one more time.
ReplyDeleteGood for Mark. He paid his dues and then some.
DeleteAnyone want to bet on if Brisket has a fake marriage like Track's, or if she's going to go all out and get a marriage license.
ReplyDeleteWhat, does she think she's playing house?!?
ReplyDeleteThis is sad. I think poor, dumb Bristol thinks this is a real wedding. She actually seems to be happy that someone wants to marry her. She's a nasty bitch, but this is pitiful. $arah and Duhkota should be ashamed for pulling this scam on her, but I'm sure they are not.
ReplyDeleteFuture Jeopary question: "She had sex with a future NBA player and had an affair with her daughters husband while he was married."
ReplyDeleteSarah and Dakota are lucky to have met each other - it was love at first sight. If only he were younger and she was divorced *sigh*. The next best thing that happened was that Bristol fell in love with Dakota and I've no doubt mama gave Dakota tips in his ear how to make her fall in love with him. Sarah is living vicariously and vibrantly through Bristol and she's gonna see to it that they become what she and Todd will never be you betcha! lol. It's a business deal made in heaven!
ReplyDeleteIt was definitely Willow with the love at first sight. It was that day at Mt Baldy or that place with the motor bikes and ATV and all the mud. Willow was hot and ready to go. Mario had to get back to Cali.
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It was Willow, not Bristol. Sarah switched it later when she decided Dakota would replace Track and she needed it to be Bristol that was doing Dakota.
Bristol was recently back from school in Arizona and wanted to be with Joey at Snake River. She didn't meet Dakota until later. Bristol was hot for Joey Junker. Willow was with Dakota.
That is why Willow and Dakota later played that little game about being excited to meet. They already knew one another very well but Sarah decided that should be a secret. Sarah had Willow and Bristol switch in the engagement version she hatched.
Okay, if you are living with a guy in his home and having sex, wtf is going to change after the I do's, Barstool? Joint tax returns get you excited?
ReplyDeleteWhich answer is it, Bristol? You can pick more than one response...
ReplyDelete10 Reasons People Get Married, Even If They Know Better
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/divorced-moms/10-reasons-people-get-married-when-they-know-better_b_6985040.html
Not all relationships are meant to last forever. Sometimes a couple sticks it out all the way to the altar. They might make it work for a few years. Maybe they'll even have children. But sooner or later, to nobody's surprise, they find themselves in front of a judge, begging for a divorce. By that time, each party is angrily declaring, "I never should have married you!"
Bystanders often ask the obvious question: If they knew they shouldn't, and they wished they hadn't, then why did they? Every situation is slightly different, but there are a few popular reasons. Ten of them are below.
1. The Next Logical Step. They've been together for years. They live together. They're a cute couple. Isn't marriage what you're supposed to do?
2. Once Upon A Time, They Were In Love. In the beginning, their story was like a fairy tale. Sure, things might have cooled down... but what better way to jumpstart Happily Ever After than a wedding?
3. Desire To "Grow Up". How can you be an adult if you've never been married? Everyone knows a ring comes with an upgraded standard of living and a more favorable reputation in the community.
4. "He'd Make A Good..." He has a good job, a clean record and an outstanding credit score. He loves kids and he adores you. So what if you don't love him all that much?
5. Fear Of Staying Single. Because "Crazy Cat Lady" isn't a title most women want on their personal resume.
6. Wishful Thinking. Getting married means growing up. No more staying out too late. No more mysterious texts. And he'll have to cut back on the booze. He can change, right? He has to, because of love.
7. Security. Who wouldn't sleep better knowing there's a backup income to pay the bills if you get laid off?
8. A Baby On The Way. Kids need parents who are married, don't they? After an unexpected pregnancy, getting married is the "right" thing to do.
9. Pressure. Society says you need to get married. Your friends are all married. Your family keeps asking when you're going to tie the knot...
10. The Clock Is Ticking. Better get a husband before you run out of eggs!
I believe the 2 white top pics were taken on the same day. Why doesn't she post a recent pic?
ReplyDeleteYes. Whoever did today's post used an old pic. It was a half ass job at best. Not someone who is happy or excited about anything.
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