Wonkette has all kinds of fun with the fact that Bristol Palin is shacking up with the MOH recipient that her mommy picked out for her.

Here are a few outraged snippets courtesy of Wonkette:  

Well, shooty Murkin hero Meyer posted to his Instagramz that he and Palin are shacked up in Kentucky, even though they have not even had their sacred union blessed by any manner of Sky Daddy, not even the Sky Daddy that doesn’t hate gays, just kidding there’s no Sky Daddy that doesn’t hate gays! 

This is not the first time Bristol Palin, Ambassador for Abstinence to America’s Youth, has played house with a man who weren’t her husband. 

Like, there was this time, when she lived with the awful Gino (AWFUL) but Luntzed It Up and renamed it “trial marriage.” 

FYI, in 2010 — the year after Bristol made $260,000-plus to promote not-fucking — she sued No. One babydaddy Levi Johnston for $1750 per month in child support, and then seven months later got engaged to him for a second time, and then broke up with him again three weeks later, just as she was set to earn up to $350,000 for Dancing With The Stars. And then last year she sued him for child support again, claiming a zero income for 2013 and 2014 (Okay this is a mistake because those papers that Wonkette is referring to, only included Levi's income as he was the non-custodial parent.), even though in June 2013 she told ABC she worked at a dermatologist’s office, look, she said it RIGHT HERE. That was before going on to call her sister Willow — who had MOVED IN WITH HER (AGAIN) TO HELP WITH HER (BRISTOL’S) SON — “not much of a help.” Which is exactly the same thing Bristol said in the second link in this very post, because Willow did not finish roasting the chicken for Bristol’s date with Gino after Bristol told her THREE TIMES to leave and then bitched that she left. 

Gotta love Wonkette's take on all of this. And of course they are not at all wrong about the hypocrisy of an abstinence only spokesperson having shacked up with several different men, NONE of who it seems were not given open and easy access. (And for Wonkette's information there WAS a very brief time before their announced engagement when Bristol and Levi "shacked up.")

They also manage to encapsulate Bristol's volatile nature, and her scatter brained approach to stumbling through her life like a sailor on leave looking to catch a venereal disease.

The very things. by the way, that would seem to doom any quicky marriage. Even if it were NOT to a self described PTSD sufferer who had attempted to blow his own brains out with one the many, many guns that he keeps close at hand.