Bill Maher wonders how the Republicans made Rand Paul their bitch, and claims that "crazy is their constituency."

Maher starts off lamenting the fact that he used to think that Rand Paul was the kind of Republican he might have been able to vote for (Spoiler alert: He wasn't.), before turning his sites on the freakout in Texas over Jade Helm 15.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

Maher also chided Paul for saying he would “look into” Jade Helm 15, the military training exercises that sent Texas conservatives — and Gov. Greg Abbott — into an uproar out of fear US troops were trying to impose martial law on their state. 

Texas Republicans had no need to worry anybody was “messing” with them, Maher said — people are already happy to leave them alone. 

“You’ve outlawed abortion, you’ve gutted government regulation, you’re armed to the teeth,” he said. “You’re the white Somalia.”

Maher followed up by telling Texas to "Stop worrying about getting sucked into the New World Order, you're barely in the old world order. And the only reason we conduct military exercises in your area is there's no chance of accidentally damaging anything anybody cares about."

Boy I bet Florida is pissed off lately with Texas stealing all of attention for THEIR crazy people.

Looks like it time for them to do a little alligator wrestling in the Florida Capitol, beat somebody to death with one of those plastic pink flamingos, or catch a partially clothed charter school principle in marijuana smoke filled car with a student.

Wow Florida, that was fast.