Lindsey Graham knows that the Iranians are liars because his family owned a pool hall. Wait, what?

Courtesy of Bloomberg:  

In a video address to this weekend's Southern Republican Leadership Conference during which he made his case as a potential presidential candidate, Graham asserted that his experiences dealing with the clientele of his parents' business taught him that "the Iranians are lying" when it comes to the ongoing nuclear negotiations with the Obama administration. 

"My family owned a restaurant, a pool room, and a liquor store, and everything I know about the Iranians I learned in the pool room," Graham said in the video. "I ran the pool room when I was a kid and I met a lot of liars, and I know the Iranians are lying." 

Later in his address, Graham doubled down on his characterization of Iranians. 

“The Iranians cheat and they lie. They are a radical regime," he said. "They want a master religion for the world; the Nazis wanted a master race." 

That's right folks Iranians are liars who want to become Nazis and  Graham knows this for a fact because....well you know that whole pool hall thing.

I know what you are thinking, "Oh come on Gryphen you are making this up just to smear Lindsey Graham."

And my response to that is "Nuh uh, here's the video, watch it for yourself smarty pants."

(Actually Graham's eyes are rimmed in red, his face is flush and blotchy, and he looks like he is on the verge of tears through most of the video.)