Sarah Palin wants Democrats to stop trying to pry sugary drinks out of the mouths of her family and to start fighting harder against radical Islam and to keep all of those brown people out of our country.

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So the brave folks over at Wonkette have once again waded hip deep into the mushy moosenuggets of misinformation that drop from Sarah Palin's gaping maw with each new, and increasingly rare, Sarah Palin Channel video.

In this one Palin takes great umbrage at the very idea that Democrats recognize anything as sinful, and would increase taxes in order to protect people from lung cancer, obesity, or type two diabetes.

The bastards!

"Get this, a Connecticut Democrat has proposed legislation to tax sugary drinks at one cent per teaspoon of sweeteners, like sugars! Theses types of taxes, they’re designed to discourage certain behaviors, kinda mold the person into what some politician perceives as an ideal person (Healthy?), according to their own priorities. You know like smoking or drinking pop, soft drinks. Those are called ‘sin taxes.’ But wait a second: liberals are now all of a sudden interested in sin? Well how judgmental! During a time when Christians are being targeted and murdered by radical Islam, when the Obama administration still isn’t serious about jihad, when our national debt is sky-high and growing every day, and when our borders are open and we’re rewarding illegal aliens whose first act upon our soil is to break our laws—yeah our borders aren’t secure—well, really, soda? That should be way down on the list of government concerns. (Actually, funny thing, liberals can do more than one thing at a time.) Prohibition didn’t work well the first time around, did it? Shoot, if people want sugar, like me? We’re gonna get it! This type of tax is just another way to take money from middle and low income Americans and give it to government, give it to the bureaucrats, give it to the politicians. Hey Democrats, why don’t you stop your moral preening and actually work to fix some things that are wrong in our nation?" 

When she says "actually work to fix things that are wrong in our nation," does she mean vote to keep Republicans out of office? Cause we do that.

You know one might think that Palin would be all for taxing sugary drinks. After all they probably contributed, at least in some small part, to this version of her daughter from 2010.

There were likely other contributing factors as well, but for the life of me I cannot remember what they might have been.

Lack of exercise perhaps?

And by the way Sarah Palin, while she was mayor,  raised the sales tax in Wasilla by .5 percent. And yes that included taxes on soda and sugary drinks.

Hypocrisy much?

(Of course that was not enough money for her, so she left the city 22 million dollars in debt.)

So not only did Palin fight vehemently against Obamacare, which has resulted in 9 out of 10 Americans now having insurance, she is also promoting the idea of sending our troops to fight more enemies, argues against reducing emissions to save our planet, and now pisses and moans about taxes on sugary drinks that contribute to obesity and the onset of preventable diseases.

I think I now know who Sarah Palin is really working for.

Death.