Friday, May 29, 2015

Semen causes cancer. lust is emotional gangrene, and other "facts" you can only learn from the Duggar family's homeschool curriculum.

All of the following courtesy of Gawker.

Did you know that non-spousal sperm causes cancer? Well according to materials from the Advanced Training Institute's homeschool curriculum, which the Duggar family used to learn all about sex and its many dangers, it does it totally does: 

Doctors have discovered that the seed of the man is an alien substance to the woman. It triggered responses similar to those of an “allergic” reaction. A woman who has a husband is able to develop “immunity” to this reaction; however, a promiscuous woman’s immune system becomes confused and unable to distinguish alien substances. This confusion is a key to the development of cancer.

I am going to go out on a limb and suggest that this refers to HPV which can in fact cause cervical cancer. However this is not due to the fact that a man's seed is "alien" to woman but rather due to the fact that the man picked up a dose from one of the other woman who he was sharing that seed with.

Of course all of this potential cancer is caused by lust. And lust is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. (It really helps if you read that in the voice of Gomer Pyle.)


Armor of God, does that work better than a condom?

And medical diseases and diseases of the soul are linked.

Diseases of the body usually have their counterpart in diseases of the soul. There is, in fact, an intimate relationship between the health of the soul and the health of the body. 

By understanding the workings of a disease in one realm we can often gain significant insight to a corresponding disease in the other realm.

Ah, the old "bad things happen to sinners" argument. 

This was a popular idea in like the 16th century. Hard to believe that it is being taught to children in the 21st.

And remember men are not to blame for becoming all rapey, cause you know the gangrene of lust and all:

When a man looks lustfully at a woman, a flood of impulses travels through the optic nerve to the back of the brain. As a result, the glands and other bodily functions are activated, and the level of testosterone increases. 

Recent studies revealed a significant correlation between high testosterone levels and those who commit violent crimes.

You know that is exactly the same rational used in Muslim countries to convince women that an exposed elbow or ankle will drive a perfectly reasonable man crazy and fill him with the urge to rape the crap out of her.

It's never the man's fault after all.

There is of course much more over at Gawker but I think we now get a pretty good idea of exactly how the Duggar family received their education concerning sex.

Of course in no way does this excuse Josh Duggar's behaviors but it does help to explain the irrational environment in which he was raised.  

28 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:28 AM

    No doubt young Mr Duggar ejaculated plenty of non-spousal sperm during his sexual fantasies about his kid sisters.

    Why isn't he dead yet?

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    1. Anonymous5:38 AM

      I was hoping he would get gangrene in his dick. And that goes for jim bob, too.

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    2. Anonymous10:13 AM

      Yes, if semen causes cancer then why are the Duggers always having sex???

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  2. Anonymous4:32 AM

    It's not unusual for a woman to be allergic to her husband's sperm but that only means she can't get pregnant without medical intervention. That's only life-threatening if you're a Duggar woman, because then you'd have no reason to live.

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  3. Are you sure there aren't any chapters on stoning women
    for their men's bad acts?

    Damn. I think any child being taught this tripe needs to be rescued.

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  4. Ruh-Roh!!! And now a word from the fine folks who have cornered the market of "FAMILY VALUES" and C"HRISTAIN LIVING"
    http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/breaking-former-speaker-dennis-hastert-indicted-for-shady-pay-offs-involving-millions-video/

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    1. Cracklin Charlie6:17 AM

      And, of course, Fox news has already been labeling him as a Democrat in their reporting of the story.

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    2. The instant I heard about this, my first thoughts were: "coach" and "wrestling and "high school." (So I have a grubby little mind. We'll see.)

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    3. Balzafiar1:57 PM

      @hrh -- We think exactly alike. And when one thinks about it, it likely was a boy rather than a girl if one considers all the possible implications.

      ::JUST IN:: Someone has come forward (ABC News) and said it was sexual misconduct.

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  5. Anonymous5:21 AM

    It would be very interesting to make these people take the standardized testing that our kids have to take to graduate. I am sure their education falls far short in many/most areas.

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    1. The NCLB standardized tests only apply to public schools. Private schools and home schooling are exempt.

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  6. Anonymous5:52 AM

    So, when Josh yells "oh God!" during said act of lascivious depositing, he's repenting?

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  7. Puny-dicked, sexually inept men have to control women with this kind of bullshit. If she dares to discover her own right to sexual comparison shopping, those men know they're sunk. What an extremely convenient God they've got.

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  8. 66gardeners6:01 AM

    The reason we have heard nothing from either the Duggars or TLC is because they both could be under criminal investigation. If they aren't somebody is negligent - again.

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  9. Anonymous6:12 AM

    We should ask the Duggars if girls are born immune to their brothers' sperm.

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  10. Cracklin Charlie6:20 AM

    Interesting article from Salon yesterday about the ATI. These people are SO creepy...

    http://www.salon.com/2015/05/28/i_couldve_been_a_duggar_wife_i_grew_up_in_the_same_church_and_the_abuse_scandal_doesnt_shock_me/

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  11. Anonymous6:31 AM

    According to their doctrine, Sarah, Bristol and Todd would have cancer. Sarah with Curt Menard Jr, Brad Hanson, and Joe Schmidt. Bristol with too many to list, and Todd with prostitutes.

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  12. Connie6:46 AM

    The blog site Love, Joy, Feminism shines the light on ATI and other associated programs for years. Finally people are listening. Finally some folks understand the Quiverful movement is not 'quaint' but harmful.

    My focus now is on the victims because based on the teachings of their family they've been beating themselves up for inviting their abuse. After all, they had to tempt their brother in some way or he wouldn't have been tempted into touching.

    Sick thinking. Totally victim blaming. Totally in line with Dominionist doctrine. The more people who see the Duggars and their ilk for who they really are, the better

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  13. Anonymous8:26 AM

    And all along I just assumed semen cures cancer....

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  14. Anonymous8:27 AM

    Too bad they're not teaching their sons not to look lustfully after little children.

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  15. Anonymous8:46 AM

    On their show I recall Jim Bob having a book about sex or marital sex he would sit down with a future son in law before the wedding to talk about sex. That creeped me out.

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  16. Anonymous9:08 AM

    I wonder if this "curriculum" covers the dangers of santorum?

    You get a little of that on your duggar and the next thing you know you have to call your Arkansas State trooper friend.

    Conservatives need to know about santorum even if it is really disgusting.

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  17. Anonymous11:10 AM

    How convenient and NICE of rWCNJ semen to not cause cancer.

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  18. Give them time and they'll be "circumcising" women to cut off anything that might cause sexual pleasure, then create some sort of Christian Burka to keep the womenfolk "pure".

    Those cults that have them dressing like little house on the prairie are half way there.

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    1. Anonymous1:10 PM

      The American equivalent of Sharia law that we're supposed to be so afraid of.

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  19. Anita Winecooler5:52 PM

    This is proof positive that religion and science shouldn't mix, ever. What is "spousal sperm"? It's not like it's a funginble commodity, do the sperm wear tuxes and a wedding ring?
    All joking aside, there IS a condition where a man's seminal fluid can trigger a temporary allergic reaction, but it's rare and more an inconvenience than a death sentence.
    By their "logic", if the bride is preggers when the vows are exchanged, if the baby's a girl, her dad has her "spousal sperm" because she's part of mom's body. We're treading way too close to Palin cra cra.
    OT. They're having a "draw Allah Cartoons" party, because, you know, the constitution. Hmm Lets have a draw Jesus on the crucifix and have her topless.

    Inciting people to violence just because you can and you're ignorant isn't protected in the constitution. Neither is running with scissors and yelling fire in a movie theater.

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    1. Anonymous10:39 AM

      A former lover informed me that "Everyone knows" that a facial is good for her complexion. Protein and all that.

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  20. Anonymous10:34 PM

    So let's see....by these rules, if one of the Duggars gets cancer....it is proof positive they have been fornicating out of wedlock??

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