#roadtrip 🇺🇸🗻 4 days, 4 time zones, 4300 miles and I didn't sleep once 😏😉
Didn't sleep once in four days? I wonder how many cans of Red Bull that took?
Well gee I wonder what Bristol is going to do now that her engagement is kaput, her house is gone (Is that why she's sleeping in her truck?), and she no longer has a job?
Oh well there has to be a party somewhere in Alaska that she can crash and start some shit.
Update: I told you she was spending loads of money.
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THAT is why I think her house sold.
Awake 96 hours? BULLSHIT!!!
ReplyDeleteOn Meth and Red Bull Monster buzz, yeh it is possible...
DeleteOf course not. This is a joke. She states not-sleeping, but picture shows sleeping.
DeleteEven emojis show wink.
It's her new home. She is homeless and Mommy Cinnamon bun will rescue her.
DeleteI am impressed she went 96 hours without sex!
DeleteA new personal record for her
Delete#roadtrip ������ 4 days, 4 time zones, 4300 miles and I didn't sleep once ����
DeleteDidn't sleep once in four days? I wonder how many cans of Red Bull that took?
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Wonder how much meth or adderall!
Keep it up pissy by the time ur 30 your addrenals will be FRIED! And your HEART ETC!
It only costs around $2000 to ship a vehicle from the Port of Anchorage to a stateside destination. Or from down here to up there. Senseless to drive it all that way when a plane ticket plus shipping is cheaper than driving. Silly me, sense from Brisket? WTF was I thinking!
DeleteBristol and the cousins don't work and they could afford the time. Bristol must have paid them plenty.
DeleteBristol, you'll be bored very soon.
ReplyDeleteDon't take it out on Levi and his family.
Get a job, or at least a hobby.
Or better yet, get an education and do something with yourself!
DeleteAnon 5:10, don't you know Bristol got erself an edjumicashin? She wo' the validicktoryan of the Pemrose Booty Scool!
DeleteI thought she was suppose to have graduated from the "skin school" in Arizona? My guess is she isn't smart enough to pass the state board exam.
DeleteSure she didn't unless she was totally strung out. Even Red Bull can't keep you up that long, your body just won't handle it.
ReplyDeleteI call BS.
Meth kept her awake. Probably why she left KinFucky for Alaaaska so fast DuhKota probably didn't have a drug dealer to get her crack for her.
DeleteMeth.
DeleteIs it the same batch a buddy ran to Russia that was a "bad batch" that caused users to get holes in their bodies and feet? That meth batch? No? I didn't think so!
Delete4300 miles traveled in 48 hrs is 89 mph, in a truck!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder she has no job.
4 days is not 48 hours. 4 times 24 is...
Delete96
DeleteThey drove over 1,000 miles per day? I call BS, too.
DeleteGee....do you think God is trying to tell her to go a different direction? I hope she does for the sake of Tripp. The life she thought she wanted has brought her nothing but grief; I don't care what the vibrant troll says.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Bristol, raise your son to be of excellent character and make a difference in life.
Of course she is!
DeleteNancy needs the money.
Tripp has been raised over 6 years to have good character. That preacher woman said she was glad to have met them all at church and that Tripp is a little man of God.
DeleteBut good for everyone here to prove liberals are jerks
Sure 8:02pm we should all be happy that Tripp is a "little man of god". Shall we translate? Tripp is a little brainwashed kid who believes in sky fairies! Good job Barstool! NOT!
DeleteRaise you kid to be a realist not a god botherer. So sad.
8:02 PM The JERK is the stupid Stalker who pretends to know all things Palin. Is that you, Alicia?
DeleteDid you miss a period again? Don't worry, it is probably menopause.
Tripp?, well why didn't he fix stupid, his mom and dukoter?
Delete"Tripp's a little man of God...raised to have good character". Wonder if Tripp missed Sunday school and church the morning after The Birthday Brawl? Since we know that he was in attendance at midnight at a drunken adult brawl, I'm guessing he missed church the next morning.
DeleteDo little men of God swear like drunken sailors and disrespect their elders? If so he is one helluva little man of God.
DeleteI'm sorry, but this is an obvious joke on her part. She posts a picture of herself sleeping while saying she has not been sleeping. Duh.
ReplyDeleteNot a particularly funny joke, but a joke nonetheless.
We take things too literal here and we should stop doing that.
No, what she was saying is "I'm home."
Delete+1
DeleteWhen you hate someone, it's easy to miss the obvious stuff and this was obviously meant to be a cutesy joke, especially since it was paired with a picture of her sleeping. She's deserving of criticism for MANY things, let's let the silly stuff go.
Let's get back to babygate instead! I want to know who Trig belongs to and why they padded Bristol at the 2008 convention.
Agree Scruffer. If she had posted about not sleeping at all without the pic, then I'd say she's a bald-faced liar.
DeleteYes, I know, she is a bald-faced liar anyway heh
4:54 I don't know if it's a joke or not, but I took it as a phrase of speech to mean a nap here, a nap there, anywhere I could grab a quick 20 winks, but never a full or decent stretch of sleep in a real bed.
DeleteSubsistence sleeping (I just made that up and kind of like it). Enough sleep to keep going, but nothing remotely close to relaxation and rest.
I agree sometimes people her are too literal and to nit picky. I much prefer snark.
They padded Bristol at the convention to keep her breast milk from pouring out all over the stage.
DeleteShe was a mother of 2 at that point.
Whatever she was doing effected her mind. She is out of it.
DeleteShe is homeless. Lives in her truck.
DeleteIt's summer she will troll for sympathy!
DeleteBristol has an IQ less than 100, those of use in the normal range have some trouble figuring out if people of her intellect are joking or not. I'm sure that her "fans" do just fine translating "Bristol Speak" because many of them share her learning disability and depressed mental acuity.
Delete5:49 PM Exactly!!!
Delete@scruffer We? Are you writing a book? Speak for yourself, Troll.
Delete5:26 pm she was nursing-pumping, trig an pregnant with trip. Bursting with milk and padded for leakage.
Delete11:39 PM, that's my take as well. You could tell she was padded to the hilt.
DeleteScruffer, we agree. ;-)
DeleteJust another selfie-absorbed loser.
ReplyDeleteShe sure does consider herself a Kardashian, doesn't she?
DeleteAt least when she's pretending to sleep she isn't making fish lips. And the pillow hides her gorgeous jaw. I do wonder where she plans to live next with her son...the airplane hanger? Now that he missed a month of school and got home just in time for the end of the year parties, will he go to 1st grade next year? Where? Is he reading? My grandson is his age, and reading and writing like crazy, but then, he stayed on one school the entire year, and was sick and missed maybe two days. I've never seen Tripp with a book--big guns, yes, but never something educational. Poor kid.
DeleteRemember It's ak, where bustol bragged she had a 3.8 gpa. I think there were 5 students in her special education class.
DeletePalins don't need an education to Breed Bastard Babies.
Delete1100 miles a day for four days with no sleep? That is a lie.
ReplyDeleteStop it. You make yourself look silly and without any kind of sense of humor what-so-ever
DeleteExaggeration, tall tales...no human can go that long without sleep. It probably felt that long of an ordeal - as I know from experience when we moved from Seward all the way to the DC area back in '90. And we took the ferry too.
DeleteM from MD
Scruff it dumass
DeleteI have a sense of humor and that ain't funny. You're kind of a dick though, huh?
DeleteIt was a joke. Palins have sense of humors
Delete8:01 PM Were you Home-Schooled by the Duggars or Palins? Go back to 8th grade English class, Alicia, you are Stupid.
Delete8:01 PM
DeletePalins have no sense of any kind.
If true, can you say "Deliberate Indifference" or "Negligent Reckless Endangerment"? How many people's lives were put at risk as the result of these sleep-deprived buttheads?
ReplyDeleteYeah, keep bragging Bristol, you ignorant, psychopathic hillbilly. The internet is forever you stoopid, self-centered POS. Rill lawyers will know how to find this shit when your negligence ends up killing an innocent.
Of course not true.
DeleteWell, they were carrying and loaded.
DeleteJOKE
DeleteYou cannot bring handguns into Canada, only long guns, meaning shot guns or rifles and the amount of ammo is also limited.
Delete8:00 PM All Trolls are Jokes.
DeleteSo if she didn't sleep once, what is she doing in this picture? OR, another possibility - she is now living in her truck since she bucked up.
ReplyDeleteShe has apparently arrived in Alaska and is sleeping in her truck parked in someone's driveway. Like a homeless person. Apparently she cannot even afford a Motel 6 and has no family to take her in. How sad.
DeleteBoy, if that is the case Levi should have no trouble getting primary custody of Tripp. He has a job, a home and a stable family life.
As for Bristol and her lies, I see that that cab has a front and back seat. Now, why didn't the adults take turns sleeping in the back on that mad dash from Kentucky to Alaska? Any intelligent sane person would have done that with three adults driving on rotation.
So?
ReplyDeleteI guess actually doing something tires the Ho out huh?
Gryph - I'm quite disappointed that you went with the literal on this. You should state that this is an obvious joke. It's things like this that gives 'us' a horrible name.
ReplyDeleteIf you cannot distinguish an obvious joke from fact you lose all credibility on everything.
Just my opinion.
Exactly right. I feel like we're in real danger of crossing the line into a parody of ourselves.
DeleteWell, see ya.
DeleteYou're questioning Gryph's credibility?
DeleteWho the hell are you?
One of many who want to shut him up! Control freaks cannot control themselves. So they TRY every inch!
DeleteYou are clearly NOT one of "us".
Delete"WE"??? 5:29 PM Scruffer5:08 PM
Deleteare "concern" trolls (from another blog) or the peezoo itself.
It seems that certain "people" who want to take the "high road" can't stop reading or worse yet trolling...peezoo
yet they sanctimoniously come here with this bullshit!
Fek off!
Meth will do that. I hope Levi is documenting all off her antics. A horrible mother.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Tripp is enjoying real love and family life with his dad, Sunny and his two sisters. I wish that Bristol got lost somewhere and it took a long while for her to find her way back to Alaska. For Tripp's sake, she needs to lose custody permanently.
DeleteCrystal is jealous of loving parents
DeleteThe Troll/Alicia is jealous of anybody who has friends, or lovers. Alicia is a lonely skank who has nothing to do but troll the blogs.
DeleteADDERALL - the Palin family friend.
ReplyDeleteliberals can't see a joke when it's staring at them
Delete@8:00 PM Trolls see a joke by looking in the mirror.
Delete8:00 -- But we can see you when you keep forgetting your punctuation. You might as well sign your name.
DeleteAnd yet she's still able to update her blog while on her perilous journey
ReplyDeleteOh Bristol you're amazing. Will you marry me? 47th times a charm
Nasty hoe needs a pillowcase on that dingy old pillow
ReplyDeleteWow, she was really busy. Traveled thousands of miles quickly, also stopping to do a lot of shopping and eating. And, don't forget, she packed up all her stuff. That truck of hers must fly....
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the godstuff.
DeleteThey got lost in the Mall of America parking lot and they couldn't find their truck.
DeleteWhere's all the stuff?
DeleteI may be wrong, but it doesn't look like there is much stuff in that truck. I don't see any boxes, bags, or tubs; and they don't seem to be pulling a trailer. I take 4 times that much stuff for a two day trip.
Maybe it's a different kind of stuff. Something that can be packed really small.
Or maybe she just retrieved her truck from her "old Kentucky home".
Bristol and the cuz went to Ky for the truck.
DeleteThe truck was probably how she was bribed to go to Kentucky to star in a wedding. She was not about to leave it for Dakota.
It's astounding, it really is. These yokels cannot even describe a trip in a U Haul without goosing it up with a bunch of senseless bullshit. Four days without sleep? Who in the holy fuck do you think that WE think you are?? Keith Richard? William F. Burroughs? LENNY FUCKING BRUCE? It never ends with these cracker assholes, does it?
ReplyDeleteWilliam F. Burroughs? Please don't make lazy me google him. Tv guy, right? I get the reference to the other 2, but Burroughs?
DeleteNot fair. Lenny Bruce was a brilliant comedian, and yes, he died from a drug over dose. Keith Richards may have taken every drug known to man but he is still alive, and he is a great musician. William F. Burroughs, another beat voice from the Beat Generation and a great literary figure. I wouldn't put Bristol and her cousins in the same paragraph with three great artists who did achieve fame and recognition for their creative work. Those slugs just drove from Alaska to Kentucky and back again. At least Jack Kerouac had enough skill to write a stream of conscious thought as he rambled On the Road. I doubt if those three clods know who those three great artists are (were).
DeleteWilliam S. Borroughs, author of "Naked Lunch" and inspiration for Hunter S. Thompson's antics on road trips such as documented in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Both were horribly drug addicted but both were high functioning geniuses. Both are missed greatly.
DeleteMy favorite time of year is christmas when Wonkette posts Burrough's "heartfelt" xmas tome, "Junky's Christmas" it makes my heart swell each year when I hear his gravelly voice reading his timeless classic.
Sheeeeee's back!!!!! ...... And her little chicken mc nugget just flipped her the bird. We care, Bristol, honest we do. She's fake sleeping in a selfie, how mature. Now the world knows you're a back sleeper. Any other stupid human tricks? Did you call Guinness Book of World Records? We can't wait for your next adventure in Mama's house. Her and Daddy are so awesome to live with, right?
ReplyDeleteIt is true her parents house is a great place.
Delete7:59 You have NEVER been there, so why LIE about it? You are as stupid as the fool who made the insane decision to give birth to your sorry, lazy, lying ass.
DeleteFlew down,drove back. No reason to Drive truck to kentucky.
DeleteWhat is that white building in the background? Is it a storage unit complex?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like what's his names auto/body shop. She is possibly having it touched up, tuned up after the long haul.
DeleteWhose what's his name?
DeleteIf it's posted by a Palin, 9 of 10 times it's a lie.
ReplyDeleteCorrection: if it's posted by *gryphen
Delete7:59 PM If it is posted by Alicia the troll, it is Bullshit!!
DeleteYou can bet that Dakota saw what kind of Mother she was when she moved in with him with Tripp.I always thought that Tripp had something to do with the breakup, hence Bristol saying 'All i ever need" with a photo of Tripp after the broken engagement.
ReplyDeleteNobody dares try to reign that kid in, he was raised a spoiled brat and Bristol thinks that is love, he has the manners of a wild dog and if Levi has half a brain he would make that kid behave and teach him how to act in social situations besides acting up.
Here is Dakota's latest quote from his facebook page.
Who you should strive to be in plain English. I imagine if you are a parent this will strike a chord. Be who you needed when you were younger .And here's Marina from her facebook. "And now my bestie is home". How old is Marina? bestie? really. Marina , got news you look to be in your late thirties, grow up. Bristol you may be 24 but your'e a Mom, grow up.
Bristol fought so hard to deprive Levi from Tripp but now suddenly she needs a babysitter so ok, Levi can have him until i get back from my road trip.That is not a Mom,that's trash! and so is Sarah, pure self centered white trash.
Hoping Tripp's time away from Bristol is part of a court-ordered custody plan. Things could actually be turning toward a normal kind of life.
DeleteEveryone loves Tripp. Dakota knows first hand how good a mother Bristol is
Delete7:57 PM How the fuck do you know, Alicia? You don't know the Palins, so stop stalking their Facebook pages. Get a life. Grow up. Stop living your sorry life through the Palins' Facebook accounts.
Delete7:57 -- remember, punctuation gives you away every time.
DeleteIs Alicia one of scarecrows personalities?
Delete7;57 "good mothers" do NOT introduce every Dylan, Ben, Gino, Joey plus numerous one night stands to their children. They protect their kids, never knowing who could be a pediphile, or to make sure their child does not realise later on that their mother is a whore. Tripp has seen numerous men traipsing in and out of his mother's bedroom. I was aone with 3 kids and NEVER introduced strange men into their lives, I spent a lot of time home with them, after working a full time job (plus a part time job for a while) We went to the library, something Bristles might like to get aquainted with, if she can read? What the HELL makes her think she is so interesting, posting photos constantly? Nothing more than a lazy, trampy, grifting, plain, dumb Wasilla hick.
Delete1134 lol
DeleteI can't believe just how 'dense' some people here are.
ReplyDeleteOF COURSE she meant it in jest - putting a picture of herself, sleeping, next to the comment.
There were three adults with a drivers license. If everyone took a turn 'napping' in the backseat of the truck, it is very possible, even probable, that they did cover just around 11miles/day, including bathroom breaks and the occasional meal break.
They did not stop over night for sleeping in a hotel/motel (no money, honey?), so they all just took fitful naps, and by today are dead tired and probably need to sleep the rest of the week - unless they use Red Bull or some other substance, like meth...
Given her track record, I'll question every last thing she says. She a far cry from credible.
DeleteThat kind of driving made them a menace on the road. Accidents happen because drivers have not had enough sleep. Good thinking Bristol.
Delete11miles/day? That be some serious land speed records...
DeleteWell, sorry, 9:40pm. Unfortunately I did not check that, and you you know exactly what I meant - 11HUNDRED (or 1100)miles/day.
Delete1,100 miles per day divided by 3 drivers = 367 miles per person
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They must have been after a drug stash that would be easier to hide from cutoms in a car than on a plane. Why else the panic roadtrip? Bristol's stash was hidden somewhere Duh didn't know about. To get thru customs it was probably stashed in Bristol's snatch - plenty big enough.
DeleteWhoa 2:47 you might have hit it on the head! Why else would Bri$$y put herself in a position to generate a bead of sweat on her brow?
DeleteYeah she's not a good historian! Hu Sarah?
DeleteMaybe Track drove the RV down to KY and left it there for Bristol and co to drive back with her plunder.
ReplyDeleteWho cares? As long as she's not around Tripp I don't give a flying what she does.
The more hate and lies people lob at strong people, the stronger and better they get.
ReplyDeleteWho are the strong people? Drunken Brawling Palins? Drug addicts? Pimps? High School dropouts? Those who make babies for a living? Sarah who sleeps with other men when Todd is away(Glen Rice, Curt Menard Jr, Brad Hanson, Joe Schmidt, or any takers at the Mugshot Saloon)? Strong people don't live off of donations.
DeleteThe Palin family proves that! All the hate that Sarah has had "lobbed" her way made her a stronger person and that is why she ran for POTUS in 2012 and WON! Bristol was accused of being a high school dropout and well what did she do? She Danced With Stars, TWICE, and then went and got herself a fancy 6-month degree in "skin school"!.
DeleteTheir lives are an amazing example of amazing people achieving absolutely amazing things. Forget Harvard, forget Stanford, these Palin's got it goin' on!
Says those who stalk and terrorizes people "with some evil in them" eh Palin say how's that working out for ya now?
DeleteThe grifting gravy train is pulling in to the station, FINALLY. Next up, Bristles with her BFF making soft porn videos. That ice cream scoop chin might be a problem, though. As soon as Nancy French finds another gullible person to pretend to write for, she will drop this skank like yesterday's news.
DeleteAfter the Sept Anchorage Drunken Brawl Bristol never mentioned she and Tripp moved back to mommie. It was also said Bristol was to stop drugs and drink.
DeleteShe may have been having visitations from Child Protection or a court appointed agent to check on the child and mother. After all Bristol's choices had been exposed and documented by the police and others. Tripp was not safe or having his needs met. He had been living a life that was not in his best interest.
Bristol was not fit to watch or care for a child. (review what happened to poor Tripp at the brawl while she was beating on the host and loaded out of her mind.)
By December 2014 Bristol was hot and bothered and she wanted a Lumbersexual.
Sarah Palin had other plans and Sarah won. I am sure she used a lot of persuasive tactics. Including all a grand lifestyle can be.
Sarah's plans were a massive failure. Bristol did get rid of her house, she would not have wanted to go back there in any event. The stalker and all that. Her destination and a forever home would be with her parents.
The problem is things are not smooth with Sarah now. It is doubtful she would as much as want to see Sarah. Maybe in time or maybe not.
Sarah has not written about how strong and independent Bristol the Pistol is this time. She will say when she is proud of Bristol. Normally Sarah would be proud of the 4300 mile trip and her show of independence. Why not this time Sarah?
Bristol has plenty of family and her best friend would never turn her away. She has many places she can stay until she gets her life back together.
She might be happy remaining in the 'camping' mode for a brief time.
Basically, she is homeless and at the mercy of others. Some possessions and her truck are about all she has.
She may go back to the old job or find another.
Dakota sent her a message.
-In this day and age people seem concerned only with things like Dancing With the Stars and Bruce Jenner--- he goes on with the fear ISIS routine.
http://websta.me/p/998708159740473892_284691883
Have liberals ever been able to recognize a joke?
ReplyDeleteYes, 7:57 PM You are a joke.
DeleteI heard a joke at 7:57 tonight.
DeleteKnock knock
DeleteWho's there
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin who?
LOL!!
We recognized the joke that is PayMe right from the first appearance she made!!! Who would have thoght it would last this long?
DeleteShe must have a sense of humor like her mother.
DeleteSarah would never pad herself for CPAC when her future SIL introduced her. Not unless she has a hilarious sense of humor.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-6BBiuVIAILMmo.jpg:large
With all Bristol's money she had to get her relatives to drive her there with a truck to bring her stuff back? Hello! how did she get it to Kentucky in the first place? or did she buy so much in the short time she was there that she needed a u haul to get it home?
ReplyDeleteOh come on she has the money to have her stuff sent home on a truck.When you sell your house for half a million am i supposed to feel sorry about her piddley loo boot on shoes being left behind? Poor Bristol, will she have to live in a housing project? will there ever be a house on the dead lake available again? will she be forced to shop at Walmart? sell her purses on EBAY? The horror! the hardships!
Stay tuned for the next episode of " I am blessed, but God and money helps.. ok mostley money but whatever"
If much of this was wedding presents, she'll spend the next several weeks wrapping them and mailing them back to the kind people who gave her something, with a good, long thank you note -- not a "Thank you" card she can pick up at the drug store.
DeleteALL bridal shower and wedding gifts must be returned, since they were given with the presumption that a wedding would take place and the couple would share the gift. No wedding, no couple, gift given back.
Or, if Bristol keeps her wedding gifts, she shouldn't expect the same people to give her another wedding gift if and when she says she's going to get married again. Fool me once,.....
Sharp-eyed people who know Bristol can count on seeing their wedding gifts put up for sale on eBay any day now.
DeleteI hope that someone gave her some pillowcases, and that she'll decide to keep them, or send them back to the kind friend, and then buy some for herself. Dirty pillows used by several people over several days: a breeding ground for viruses, bacteria, lice. Did she learn no basic hygiene in her famous home schooling?
DeleteLol...ouch!
Delete9:08 PM
DeleteKandace, the swag cuz and traveling pal is an expert at selling Palin crap on eBay.
I saw that the Palins were posting how great Caitlyn Jenner is for her decision and they said they hope people don't forget the brave people in the military. Willow "liked" Dakota's pop culture post.
ReplyDeleteTo everyone who inserts ignorant opinions into innocent social networking postings, you're not changing things. The Palins and Dakota are not on bad terms.
Another Pretend Palin insider/Troll?
DeleteOk, send the links, quote the postings, in short prove it.
DeleteWhy didn't Bristol go to the barbecue if they are still friends? and what the hell has Caitlyn Jenner and the military have in common? you are all over the board here What was Dakota's pop culture post that you are reffering to?
You mean to tell me that a broken engagement meant so little to them that no one got hurt? Well that's nice to know, what is it either Dakota or Bristol or both are so shallow that they could just shrug it off? Give the links to the posts you mention, oh sorry you don't have any do you, your not helping them, you realize that right? your making them out to be heartless frivolent fools, but we knew that already.
8:07 PM
DeleteSarah is on great terms with Meyer. She wears his ring and waggles him like they are an old married couple.
She got rid of Todd, also, too.
Bristol has a picture of a new truck on her instagram, but she was so cheap that she couldn't fly down to Kentucky, hire a mover to pack up her stuff and then fly back. Driving all that way with no sleep is just plain dumb.
ReplyDeleteOh her Mom could have packed up her crap. This whole trip was some kind of sympathy trip.
DeleteI guess that Bristol has no other life. What does Bristol's life consist of?
ReplyDelete1. Her shoes.
2. Designer purses
3. A new truck
4. Calling Tripp "my baby." She will call him that on his wedding day, the poor kid.
5. Road trips, because the metaphor is that Bristol is running away-- from responsibilities, from growing up, from dealing with life.
6. Instagrams because Bristol is a Public Figure.
7. Three days later, one of the instagram pictures will end up on Bristol's facebook. Thanks Nancy.
It doesn't matter if Bristol's post saying that she went for 4 days with no sleep was a joke or if it was true. It means that the two cousins also had the same lousy habit, taking turns driving and dozing off. They were a danger on the road without having enough sleep. And to joke about it isn't funny. It wasn't 4 days without sleep. It was the additional 4 days coming back-- eight days with little sleep and who knows what providing the energy to keep them driving and a danger to everyone else on the road.
ReplyDeleteAs was heartbreakingly proven this last weekend with John Nash and his wife, seat belts are a necessity even in the back seat.
ReplyDeleteIt would be awkward for Bristol to put a seat belt around some part of her body when she's lying in the back seat, but it's an essential thing to do.
THIS IS HAPPY NEWS!
ReplyDeletemarina_exotix_llc And now my bestie is home @bsmp2
Read more at http://websta.me/p/998237222065658724_1395504853#ALWQh3TKMYBseIuE.99
Reunited.
She is spending because she is miserable and this is how she covers that up. When she buys her house and all her toys, then what, back to unemployed and single Bristol. Who is she trying to impress? She will never have what Levi and Sunny have and that does not cost a dime.
ReplyDelete10:49 What Levi and Sunny have is commitment to each other, and their children. They are mature, something Bristles will NEVER be. She started drinking, drugs and sex at 14, and that is the age at which her growiing up was halted. I do not believe she owned that house on the lake, her mother did. They sold it because the donations to the slush fund are drying up. Soon Bristles will join her BFF in the soft porn industry. What else is there for an uneducated slut who wants money FAST?
ReplyDeleteWho is this Alicia person that so many people keep referring to? I thought her ghostwriter's name is Nancy.
ReplyDeletea troll who thinks she knows the Palin's - but is just nuts
DeleteWhat if it's one of Sarah's personalities?
DeleteLol...
DeleteWas there meant to be a link in this line: 'THAT is why I think her house sold.'? Because I can't guess what 'THAT' would be. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteAs Martha Stewart would say, public records are a very good thing. Now that is a woman who could keep her shit together and she still served time. Financials, insider trading....
ReplyDeleteThe house sold according to the Alaska Department of Natural Resources. The buyer, a Lon J Kang, who seems to be involved with real estate in Anchorage and Wasilla. Maybe at one time, he owned one of those mailbox type stores. Postage.
The house transfer had not been recorded at the Mat-Su tax collection agency as of earlier this week. The SM Properties LLC has been not compliant as of March. The agent worked for Sarah's lawyer withdrew according to the AK Corporation Commission. Bristol was recorded as a member of the LLC but there was no mention of who, if any, other members.
Someone can go through a half a million in pretty fast order when they have vibrant tastes in hauling machines and MILF goods and services. Yes, Bristol is coming of age as a MILF.
What's a girl to do when she needs a pick me up? She buys a big ass truck. The power of perception and illusion. The Palins will probably be shopping a movie or reality show on Lifetime. Something like: When Life Leaves You Fucked, Get Back in the Truck.
I will never EVER consider Bristol a MILF.
DeleteWhat's a MILF?
DeleteMother I'd Like To F*ck
Deletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_%28slang%29
Ewww...
DeleteDo a reality on Close families. Maybe the Duggers would be interested.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to pay the Capital Gains tax on the sale of that house Brissy !
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bankrate.com/finance/money-guides/computing-capital-gains-on-home-sale-1.aspx
DeleteShe can avoid capital gains on up to $250,000 profit from the sale.
Oh momma knows how to slime around the law hu brissy? Say hows that audit?
DeleteCould be why shit fell apart! Got caught! And no one can save them now! Haha!
DeleteI call B.S. too.
ReplyDeleteI was once up for 32 hours flying from the West Coast to Germany. Series of flight delays and a full, noisy plane flying during the day instead of a night flight kept me up. I was punchy and unfocused when I arrived. Could barely do a thing. My aunt and uncle picked me up and drove me from the airport and drove me to their place. When I got there I just went straight to bed. My aunt told me I slept 24 hours after I finally woke up. But hey, no jet lag after that.
No way she was up for four days. She would be hallucinating. They've done sleep deprivation studies in the military. No amount of Red Bull or anything else legal would keep her up and she certainly wouldn't be functional. She would be hallucinating and probably couldn't walk. But hey, maybe that's why she slept in the truck. Couldn't navigate into the house.
My question is WHY? There were three people in the car. Why didn't she just take a nap? It wasn't a double cab and the three of them were squished on the one bench seat? Really? Why drive four days straight? Why not stop somewhere and sleep for a day?
Just more lies from the princess of lies. These people lie about everything and anything even when there is no reason to lie.
#roadtrip ������ 4 days, 4 time zones, 4300 miles and I didn't sleep once ����
ReplyDeleteLiar Liar Pants On Fire
The white truck isn't new as bsmp2 posted a pic of it last October. #ecoDiesel
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Looks like she had the Eco Diesel rig last October.
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The Eco Diesel was in Wasilla in October 2014.
DeleteSomehow it goes to Kentucky with no mention and no fanfare.
Eco Diesel returns to Wasilla in May 2015. It was a great ride and fun, fun, fun for the cousins.
Bristol learns who her friends are. Marina is happy that her Bestie is back home. Tripp likes to flex his muscle by the Eco Diesel.
If the house has sold, it hasn't closed yet. The Borough property records still show SM Properties, LLC (Bristol) as the owner.
ReplyDeleteDNR title records show new owner Lon J. Kang.
DeleteThe picture of Bristol napping, was that taken after her hard sex workout? Is that what Sarah meant when she said Bristol has great work ethics?
ReplyDeleteNice to see Tripp wearing orange in solidarity for all the people shot and or killed by cops because of the color of their skin. Hunters .wear orange as a way to say "Don't Shoot".
ReplyDeleteWe all wore orange to work yesterday, so glad to see he got his brains from the Johnson side of the family.
I wonder if he'll be cheering for his, um, uncle Trig when he participates in the Special Olympic tomorrow?
Great update, Gryphen! A photo's worth a thousand words. White and White are Bristol's signature colors, except when it comes to weddings!! Sweet Dreams, Bristol. Someday your prints will come! Happy memories to last a lifetime. Unweddings are so much fun! Wonder if there's any available Duggars??
For all we can tell from her photos, they probable never left the driveway.
ReplyDeleteWonder if there was a payoff from a pre-nup, no wedding, pay bristol a lump sum amount?