Things must be bad if it has driven Donald Trump to prayer.

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Let's be clear, Donald Trump is NOT a religious man.

Though he will play the part of one in order to fool the Evangelicals into voting for him.

The story behind this photo is that it was a "laying on of hands" by evangelical leaders invited into the Oval Office.

Now why does this seem so familiar?

Oh yeah, that's right.

I wonder if this will be as big of a fail for Trump as it was for Palin way back in the day?

Just your daily reminder that you now live in a country where this guy is the president.

I typically don't like to fat shame, but remember this is a guy who made fat jokes about Rosie O'Donnell and judged women by their breast size.

In my opinion that makes it open season on Mr. Visible Panty Line here.

I think this lady is my new spirit animal.

So now that we have had the Trump presidency inflicted upon us I am just hoping that he will remain the worst in my lifetime, and that there is not somebody even worse waiting down the line. 

That moment when you realize that the guy standing next to you is a blithering moron.

This moment will go down in history as the moment that Europe realized the president of the United States is completely off his rocker.

Seen in Amish country.

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I think it was just a little over a week ago that some schmoe shared a fake article claiming that the Amish were the secret vote that was going to put Trump over the top.

Of course we knew that was all bullshit, but it is still nice to see proof that the Amish are too smart to fall for Trump's crazy rhetoric and outlandish promises. 

Just a picture of President Obama eating with Anthony Bourdain in Vietnam for a segment of the show "Parts Unknown."

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Okay why does everything this man does look so damn cool?

Apparently in between bites the President also lifted the decades old arms ban in Vietnam as well.

Man shares about his presidential hug, and it is quite sweet.

Courtesy of Imgur:

You may not remember giving me that hug, but I'll remember that moment for the rest of my life. It was my junior year in college and things weren't going very well for me. Days before I had lost someone special to me and I was emotionally distraught. I also had no idea what to do with my life, while it seemed like everyone else had it all figured out. I felt like a failure. 

 Then I heard you were coming to Binghamton University to give a speech. I was super excited but unfortunately, I didn't win the lottery to go see you. (But as you can see from the picture I managed to sneak in... Just kidding) 

 Luckily my brother Kieran was ushering for you and took me as his plus one to go see you speak! I hadn't been that excited in a very long time. You are one of my role models and I look up to you and I admire you. To be frank I admire more than just you but everything you represent. I feel like this picture is a testament to your whole character. 

You were only supposed to go around and shake everyone's hand but you went out of your way to make me, a nobody, happy. 

However, it didn't all go exactly as planned. I was supposed to ask you for a hug and anyone that knows me knows what happens next. I froze; I couldn't breathe. It felt like the longest yet shortest moment of my life. 

As you walked away I immediately berated myself for not being able to speak up. While you were halfway across the room talking to someone else, I complained out loud and said, "Damn I wish I had asked Barack for a hug!" As I said these words I saw your head slowly turn towards my direction... you had heard me! To be honest I was more worried that you had heard me call you Barack. But you didn't care! Your exact words were, "You want a hug? Come here." And then you proceeded to give me a hug! 

Whenever I tell this story I always make sure to make it a point to say that YOU gave me a hug. Not the other way around. This is a very important detail! Mainly because the bald secret service dude held my arms and frisked them not allowing me to hug back. It was undeniably one of the best frisking moments of my entire life. 

Afterwards I was mostly in a daze, no words can explain the emotion, I'm surprised I didn't feint. It's hard to remember the next ten minutes of my life. I just remember being the happiest person alive. 

Sometimes I look back at it and think about how it almost didn't happen. I'm sure in some parallel universe you didn't hear me... And my life wasted away knowing I didn't grab the opportunity. So I want to personally thank you President Obama for teaching me to always try my hardest to live life with no regrets and grab every opportunity I can.

When I read this simple account of this man's meeting with President Obama I knew that it needed to be shared.

The man is amazing.

And we are going to miss him like crazy.

"Somebody" is threatening to sue artist if she attempts to sell picture of Donald Trump's "little stump" painting.

Courtesy of The Guardian: 

An infamous nude of Donald Trump has attracted bids of over £100,000 after it went on display at the Maddox Gallery in Mayfair, London, last week, but the artist is being anonymously threatened with legal action if she sells it, due to its resemblance to the Republican presidential hopeful. 

The piece by Illma Gore, titled Make America Great Again, depicts Trump with a small penis and went viral in February after the artist published it on her Facebook page. It has since been censored on social media sites and delisted from eBay after the anonymous filing of a Digital Millennium Copyright Act notice threatening to sue Gore.

Gee for the life of me I cannot imagine who would be so threatened by this painting that they would threaten legal action to make sure it stays hidden away. Can you?

By the way I refuse to put the entire disgusting image on this blog because, well you know ick, but if you want to see Trump in his entire naked "glory" just click the link.

Personally I think the artist was a little too generous. I actually think that Trump's little fella is much smaller.

It would explain so much.

Sarah Palin 2.0 revealed. Update!

This is what arrived in my inbox along with the photo:

We had a very special guest visit our Scottsdale location! Sarah Palin enjoyed a Luxurious Shampoo Blow out and.

I think we can all agree that Palin looks pretty good in this photo, and significantly better than she has looked in recent appearances.

The question to ask is WHY is she working so hard on her appearance?

Is she getting ready for some new TV appearnaces?

Is she planning on showing up to Donald Trump campaign stops to see if she can get another slice of pizza out of him?

Or is Todd out of the picture and now she is trolling for a new official purse carrier?

Well whatever the reason it is beyond clear that makeover is only skin deep.

Check out Palin's Facebook response to Erick "I have no balls" Erickson's apology:  

Erick Erickson, 

Today a friend forwarded your apology for mocking my family – again – and in answer to your point, yes, I do remember people taking repeated potshots at my family, friends, and supporters (many of whom politely pointed out to you and your staffers that the sleazy photoshopped picture you ran of me was indeed fake, but were dismissed and mocked repeatedly for doing so.) Also, in your summary of our interactions, you forgot to mention things like your public comparison of me to L. Ron Hubbard (and not in a way that would make Tom Cruise proud). Apparently you’ve forgotten your other indiscretions, including elevating your staffer, Mr. Wolf, who has been trashing my daughter and entire family on Twitter for days now. Adult males like y’all are just delightful to work with in that GOP machine. Since your man there appears to be your go-to-guy when you want to diss me or my family, try telling him that your organization’s gleeful perpetuation of your problems involving taking unwarranted shots at various conservatives makes it almost silly to take seriously your after-you’ve-been-busted apologies. But thanks for suggesting one anyway today; it’s accepted. 

And since we’re clearing the air here, you need to make peace with Mr. Trump and Dr. Carson, whom you also delight in besmirching. They are obviously very sharp, successful, courageous men who certainly did not draw first blood in the battles you picked with them. Do it, so we may have a strong, positive, uncensored primary to elect the strongest nominee to assure there is no “third term” for Barack Obama. And just so you know going forward, a mama grizzly is always going to defend her cubs – especially from a Wolf. 

- Sarah Palin 

PS: By the way, Erick, it’s August. Why don’t you chill out while Donald Trump brings 24 million people to watch Republican debates, when these debates are full of talented, well-spoken individuals advocating beautifully for our shared values?

She even posted a photo of a grizzly chasing a wolf to further make the point that Erickson is running with his tail between his legs.

You know you can slather makeup on a serpent all you want, but at the end of the day it is still a venomous little creature who is going to fang you the minute you get too close and drop your guard.

Update: So here is the Twitter account for the RedState staffer that has Palin's panties in  bunch.

And here is one of his most recent tweets:

Alright I'm done with this Palin nonsense. It's been fun but her clan is so small now it doesn't even drive traffic. On to bigger targets.

— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) August 15, 2015

Okay, now THAT is both insightful and funny. 

Gee I wonder what they think about gay marriage? Actually no I don't.

My favorite part is that they are parked in a handicap spot.

Yupik shaman exorcising evil spirits from sick boy circa 1900-30.

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You might think that looks fucking terrifying, because, you know, that's fucking terrifying, but these people were still happier, more productive, and better adjusted than they have been since the white devils brought small pox, STD's, and Christianity into their lives.

Image of the day.

Actually I think this is an older picture, but I thought I would share it because I like to remind people that sometimes the President is just a regular goofy guy like the rest of us.

Guess who's back. Update!

Courtesy of Bristol's Enjoygram account:

#roadtrip 🇺🇸🗻 4 days, 4 time zones, 4300 miles and I didn't sleep once 😏😉

Didn't sleep once in four days? I wonder how many cans of Red Bull that took?

Well gee I wonder what Bristol is going to do now that her engagement is kaput, her house is gone (Is that why she's sleeping in her truck?), and she no longer has a job?

Oh well there has to be a party somewhere in Alaska that she can crash and start some shit.

Update: I told you she was spending loads of money.

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 Somebody also mentioned she is house hunting.

THAT is why I think her house sold.

Sounds legit.

You have to admit it IS easier to understand, and more straightforward, than the Bible.

I'm a little younger, but I feel exactly the same way.

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Sarah Palin in Las Vegas.

I quite literally know nothing about the origins of this photo, including who that guy on the left is, but I thought I would post it and give all of you budding internet detectives the opportunity to do a little sleuthing.

Making even eating an ice cream cone seem super cool.

Fuck the Republican's constant attacks and the media misrepresentation of everything I do. I am just going to stand here and totally enjoy my damn ice cream, while everybody takes my picture like I am a Kardashian walking around nude.

I think I have a new crush.

Courtesy of Juanita Jean's: 

Amanda went to dinner in Dallas Thursday night and guess who she ran into at the restaurant? She tells me that this is a Sangria fueled photo. I believe it because Sangria also makes me do hand signals.

Gotta love those subversive Texans. 

Does anybody else think that someone's about to get slapped?

This picture was featured the other day on Palin's Facebook post about Richard Dawkins.

I did not really pay much attention to it then, but now that I have I cannot help but think that Trig is about to remind Palin why she usually has others deal with him.

"I don't think there is anything more beautiful than a woman holding a handgun." Says husband after photo of his wife is rejected by People magazine.

Courtesy of WBTV:

An Illinois couple is questioning People magazine's decision to reject a photo they sent in for a contest. 

"I don't think there is anything more beautiful than a woman holding a handgun," Bob Ferris said. 

Those feelings are the reason why one day last summer, when's Bob's wife Sandra came home from church looking especially fetching, he grabbed his camera and his .45-caliber Colt and started taking photos. 

"That was my husband's idea," Sandra Ferris said. 

So was entering the picture he took in a contest called "Real Beauty at Every Age", sponsored by People magazine. 

"It just so happens that the photo I liked the best has her holding a .45 automatic. I didn't think they'd reject the photo," Bob Ferris said.

 "Bob's wife Sandra came home from church looking especially fetching, he grabbed his camera and his .45-caliber Colt and started taking photos." There is literally so many things wrong with that sentence that I almost don't know where to start.

Bob then sent in another picture of his wife, also holding a gun and it too was rejected.

Bob sent in a third photo, this one sans firearms, and it was accepted.

This, to Bob, meant that was an attack on his rights.

You know, the "right to take a picture of your wife holding a handgun and having it accepted by a magazine for a beauty contest." I believe it is listed right after the amendment stating that "you CAN teach Creationism in public schools," and that "Christianity is America's official government sponsored religion."

You know amendments that only Right Wingers can see.

Of course most of us recognize that not everybody in America believes that happiness is a warm gun, or that holding a .45 caliber handgun makes a woman all that more attractive.

These people are gun fetishists and they need to recognize that they represent a small segment of the population, just like the BDSM community and the Furries.

I would imagine that People magazine would have just as likely rejected a photo of a woman in full on bondage gear or dressed up like a giant panda bear.

This is not about the 2nd Amendment, and only the MOST extreme gun nut would think that it was.

 And that is a statement that I cannot believe even needs to be made.