A Lake Los Angeles woman is expected to be arraigned Friday on charges that she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with cans of peas, carrots and chicken broth, prosecutors said.
Linda Clarene Jackson, 59, is charged with one count of murder in connection with the death Tuesday of her boyfriend, David Ruiz, according to the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office. She also faces allegations that she used the canned foods as a deadly weapon. She had been convicted in 2005 of making threats.
Death by canned food, you just know that this is the fate most likely awaiting Todd Palin.
 |
| "Go ahead, say one more Goddamn word and we'll see if your skull is can proof." |
Considering how little we've seen of the Toddster lately, maybe the deed is already done...? :O
ReplyDeleteMy favorite media story. Sure it's the reason the media isn't taken seriously, but it's funny what people come up with
ReplyDeleteAlicia from Florida.
DeleteThe very bestest part is these here stories busted up Bristol's wedding. Now that hereford ain't ever gonna get hitched.
DeleteHee Haw
Alicia tries to be the first to respond to Gryphen's postings, that is why she comments at 2:44 AM. Are you here for your daily group beat up therapy session, Alicia? Why don't you use trumpki/life is funny/manlover4ever/just no/kryptonite/julezz/disappointed/bristol's ass kisser/out of meds ? We all know who you are, fraud. it is not funny what YOU come up with. Why don't you help Bristol find a new Trial Daddy and plan another Fake Wedding to run away from? You don't know her? You never have known her? Well isn't that a coincidence? Trolling all night requires a lot of Meth.
DeleteJust like Sarah, this silly troll isn't bright enough to understand that "the media" is not the same thing as a blog.
DeleteI doubt that Taaahhhd spends much time at the compound with $carah. Who would want to be around that unwashed harpy? He is busy with his new plane and new "employees", also too. We have not seen him carrying her purse lately, either.
ReplyDeleteThe First Dud doesn't need to carry her purse because she rarely gets invited anywhere these days. The wingnuts just had one of their big "policy conferences" (you know, the gatherings they arrange for the sole purpose of having a lot of promiscuous sex away from home) but Mrs Palin was tragically not invited to regurgitate her usual blather because only politicians were invited to speak- there were no reality TV performers there.
DeleteFunny, that whole family are madly avoiding each other lately...
Certainly no one is paying for Toad or other extraneous family members to go any where that Palin might go. The days when she could dictate terms for appearances or simply bill the state of Alaska for dragging her menagerie of children along on state business are long gone, and will never return.
DeleteO... K...
ReplyDeleteThe worst Palin post ever. It's time we all paid the ex-guv and her ill-edjimicated family less attention, dontcha think?
There are other blogs at which you could spend your time. Or maybe start your own instead of hand slapping Gryphen, dontcha think?
DeleteCool your jets Comic Book Guy.
DeleteNo, not at all. It's not over until the fat lady sings, and in this soap opera, the fat lady is Trig's birth certificate.
DeleteAnd, I will remain seated until the crowd thins and the lobby empties.
DeleteYou are free to pay the Palins as much, or as little, attention as you wish.
DeleteAnd so are we.
Now, scram!
Sarah is so near the end she doesn't leave a slime trail anymore. Now is the best time to watch. Don't want to miss the coup de grace and all that.
DeleteIt's gratifying to watch all these Palins hide from the cameras. It seems like only yesterday when they all believed they were movie stars.
@3:20 AM Why is it so personal to you? The truth hurts? You stay up all night to post your bullshit here, but you are complaining? Hang around a little longer, you will see how your drivel is senseless and juvenile, troll.
DeleteI plan to be here until Palin is in prison or dead. I can certainly understand that some may not want to stick around for the bitter end, but I believe that evil bitch will receive a part of her punishment here on earth. I want to witness her comeuppance.
DeleteAh, I love the Constitution,and free speech! Sarah not so much, she pays by the word I hear.
DeleteThat's my favorite Palin picture ever. The disparity between the image on the T-shirt and its wearer is priceless!
ReplyDeleteI like this picture because it's clear this is is her true chest size rather than the overly inflated whatever she's wearing at the recent car show.
DeleteO/T I saw a youtube clip recently of Tina Fey on David Letterman -- obviously a while ago.
ReplyDeleteShe pointed out that, whenever Palin is introduced, she's called "governor."
Fey said, that's like calling me "Dairy Queen employee. We both had those jobs, and we both quit."
Very funny!
DeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, Gryphen! Funny caption on the picture.
Canned Food doesn't kill people...... People with good pitching arms kill people.
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing at your perfect caption:
ReplyDelete"Go ahead, say one more Goddamn word and we'll see if your skull is can proof."
Denise
That photo does look like Palin is miffed and is either getting Todd set straight or she is giving him instructions on whose tires need slashing?
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteBWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA
From Palin34POTUS at the urinal:
"...Thanks Mrs Palin for your exquisite sensitivity....." (snort!)
Ha Ha Ha! Poor fool!!!!!!
DeleteHmm. She sure has "grown" a lot since then.
ReplyDeleteThe Belmonts must have been in fumigation.
ReplyDeleteHaz Mat Suits are made for a reason!!! What some people do for money is Brave!!!!
DeleteThat could be the perfect solution to the pile of garbage inhabiting the shores of the dead lake in Wasilla. The Koch-whore takes out the Pimp with a can of whoop-ass . The Pimp is buried and the Koch-whore spends the rest of her useless life in prison orange.
ReplyDeleteThat caption is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAre the oversexed seniors at the Pond aware that Sarah stuffs her bra?
ReplyDeleteI loved this post! Reminded me of the episode of "All in the Family" when Edith left her name and phone number on a car because she damaged it with her cart. "But Archie, those cans of peaches in HEAVY SYRUP caused a dent!!!! I had to leave my information, I was responsible for it!!"
ReplyDeleteWow, life imitating fart, who knew?
Caption for last photo:
ReplyDeleteYep, you still got some white powder in your nose hairs. Better blow your nose.