I found this on the internet, and I kind of hope it's a joke, but I certainly would not put it past one of our resident ammosexuals to think this made him look like a bad ass.
For the record, it doesn't.
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
Okay seriously, how small is your penis?
I found this on the internet, and I kind of hope it's a joke, but I certainly would not put it past one of our resident ammosexuals to think this made him look like a bad ass.
For the record, it doesn't.
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That is the most dangerous kitchen in the world, simply because he's standing in it with all those guns in such an absurd configuration. "Bad ass"? All he has to do is bump into something the wrong way and he'll blow his ass right off.
ReplyDeleteThat is Dakota .... his motto is never out gunned.
ReplyDeleteHow small? Not as small as it will be after one of those things blows it off.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to figure out a way that, if danger loomed, he could actually access a weapon in time to do some good.
ReplyDeleteTiny gun at lower left looks like an antique. Maybe he's just a collector?
ReplyDeleteWhy's he need the one shoved into his pants?
ReplyDeleteI think we all know the answer to that.
DeleteThat looks like someone who is ready for war. It is really sad and pathetic. America is like the damn Wild West.
ReplyDeleteWanna bet the pathetic show-off put it on Facebook?!
ReplyDeleteI've often felt rather intimidated in the presence of my stand mixer.
ReplyDeleteIn my city, which is a state capitol, there's a group of "2nd amendment activists" that set up a booth on the capitol mall every weekend, where lots of family bring their kids to play.
ReplyDeleteThese big, fat, white, beer-bellied, blowhard-looking guys stand around with tons of massive weaponry strapped all over themselves, sucking on HUGE, fat cigars.
The very first thing I think is "very, very, very afraid little scared babies with itsy bitsy teeny tiny penises and fellatio fixations."
The second thing I think is "what massive, shitty, assholes bringing this nasty shit around kids and families just trying to relax and enjoy the sunshine."
Me too. That kitchen aid is really staring him down.
ReplyDeleteIf he trips and falls down he will probably shoot his dick to smithereens and make a second asshole at the same time. Sad, sick fuck!
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope it's his own and not someone else's.
DeleteFhorget falling, if he scratches his balls or farts, rosey palm will be a widow.
DeleteOK, I’ll say it: He is fucking insane!
ReplyDeleteI think the kitchenmaid also is a juicer. It amuses me to no end because I know a few of these 2nd Amendment nut jobs and they are also obsessed with juicing and weird diet restrictions. I always wonder what the ads are all about on hate radio to make them so afraid of life, but I’m not about to waste my time listening. Life is too short to be that fearful.
ReplyDeleteBad ass? How about Jackass!
ReplyDelete@ Infidel753 - Right. Because, all you have to do is bump is firearm and it will go off, right? The fact you're all getting your panties in a bunch on the existence of a purposely mall ninja'esque photo is pretty amusing.
ReplyDeletePanties in a bunch? Nope, not so much. I am curious as to how the person in the photo keeps their pants up. A belt is no protection for the weight on the weapon display. Hard to look tough with your pants around your ankles. :D
DeleteA regular Barney Fife waiting to happen. Except that Barney was only allowed one bullet, and Andy made him carry it in his pocket.
ReplyDeleteHey Todd. Is that you in the photo?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Mr Puppy Dick is too cowardly to allow his face to be shown in the photo.
ReplyDeleteHow much of a pussy do you have to be to walk around your kitchen like that. I'm guessing his dick is concave.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like he's trying to hide his "little buddy" under all that medal. Bristol's dream husband!!!!
ReplyDeleteMost accidents ... in this case, assidents ... happen at home.
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