Pipe just loves her new pig
According to Willow it appears that the pig is a gift from Dakota.
#repost of mine and @piper.p 's NEW BABY! 😍😍😍😍 thanks @dakotameyer0317 😉 #PenelopeThePig
So does that mean that there is a possible reconciliation in the future between Dakota and Bristol?
Considering that she was a no show at his family's picnic and just drove all across the country in order to retrieve her crap that seems pretty unlikely. So perhaps it's just that certain members of the family are not as pissed off at Dakota as other members of the family.
Hmm, well that could be interesting.
P.S. By the way let's keep ugly comments about Piper to a minimum shall we?
After all I have more important things to do today other then rejecting dozens of your nasty remarks.
She's a child, and she has really done nothing to earn our disdain.
the family's cumulative IQ just doubled!
ReplyDeletePIGs are great pets but unless that is a potbellied pig it will get huge!
DeleteThey are very sweet & gentle.
They will probably eat it. It's bacon to those Alaskan hillbillies.
DeleteI'm sure the Paylin's neighbors in North Scottsdale will appreciate another addition to the family. They've already had to deal with the shock of pigs movin' into the hood.
DeleteAnd if they DON'T like it? Well, Sarah will just wait until a court tells her she can't!
Piper even when young, when SP hit the national stage, seemed feisty and sharp...it seemed she might be the one independently spirited enough to break out of the family dysfunction. Hopefully she is, and will.
ReplyDeleteWe said that about Track. Some still do.
DeleteWe said that about Bristol. Some still do.
We said that about Willow. Some still do.
Their mother-in-name-only is Sarah Palin. Everything Sarah touches turns to doody.
Piper has had such horrid examples to follow...Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. There's not a truly open-minded, hard-working, educated, productive, non-racist, non-substance abuser in the whole bunch.
DeleteI wish Piper all the best and do hope she escapes this trashy Heath/Palin family, avoids a teen-age pregnancy and obtains a college education to support herself later on. Sadly, I believe the odds are against her achieving any of those positive goals.
I applaud you for rejecting nasty comments about Piper. I do think, however, that she is the child that is going to be Sarah's mini-me.
ReplyDeleteYup slowly being groomed to follow in the family footsteps of being a professional victim. Why else post this, just to see if anyone dare say something bad about poor little piper. Gag me with a forklift, just another payme grasp to stay in the news and grift. Just go away all of you!*!!
DeleteShe looks exactly like HER mother ..in younger days.. Hope she is not a complete clone but has mind of her own.. Time will tell..we will see..
DeleteShe's much prettier than her mother was as a child.
DeleteIt IS interesting that in her recent photos, she is a ringer for photos we have seen of Sarah in her younger days. Both appear to be very sweet, somewhat shy and adorable. Yet we have seen video of the young one confidently shoving a reporter while on their so-called vacation.
DeleteThe shove may have been called for, but that combination of "innocence" and brash action (which may have been bully-like) really makes one wonder if she is the new Sarah. We all hope that at least ONE of them breaks away!
Are you talking about the piglet or Piper, 8:24? At that age Sarah ran out of the girl's locker room crying when she heard Curtis Menard liked another girl. I don't know for sure, but I don't think Piper starts crying and runs out of rooms when hearing unpleasant news. Come to think of it not many girls of any age run out of rooms crying like a baby ala Sarah Palin.
DeleteBristol does, though:
"They took my shoes. They took my sunglasses. My $300 sunglasses. They took my thong." Sniff sniff boo hoo hoo sniff sniff "Where's my shit?" sniff sniff (feel sorry for me)
Okay, can someone explain to me how they got her thong? Unless it's the flipflop type. We called flipflops thongs growing up.
DeleteI agree.
DeleteSarah failed with her first two daughters. She is going to carefully groom Piper. Wonder if she'll skip the whole beauty pageant thing and have her go straight into politics.
I wonder if they'll make that pig wear lipstick.
ReplyDeleteGood One!
DeleteWith a little "hair do" too..
LOLOLOLOL!!!
DeleteBBQ ribs for next year's Fourth of July.
DeleteThat thing will get big and then get grilled. We all know about the moose burgers and chili. They'll be salivating for pork as soon as that thing gets full grown.
I'd say it'd be disappointing when Mama Grizzly slaughters it for Christmas, but we all know she doesn't hunt, celebrate Christmas, or eat.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be quite the sight if Mama Grizzly attempts to carve the pig the same way she did that Thanksgiving turkey a couple of years ago.
DeleteSurely she will get the right idea if she sees all 4 feet in the air, hm?
Thanks for your comments about protecting/respecting Piper.
ReplyDelete"She's a child, and she has really done nothing to earn our disdain."
ReplyDeleteFor the moment anyway...
Well, except when she slugged that reporter a couple of years ago....
Deleteshe was a child. one with poor role models.
DeleteIn one instance, she shoved herself right up against a photographers crotch!! I had it on tape, showed my daughter and said "That man had better ask for a different assignment before $carah accuses him of sexual harassment" Thre are not many girls that age who would do such a thing. It was blatantly obvious.
DeleteWhen that happened, we all felt terribly sorry for Piper. I remember Sarah was so oblivious to her daughter's distress or even why Piper would be so angry that what she was told was a family vacation was filled with her mother smiling at the camera and chatting with reporters.
DeleteWho would you rather fuck ?
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner
or
Caitlyn Jenner
Trolling?
DeleteEither one over Sarah or Tawdry Palin.
DeleteBut come on Gryphen, you let this post through???
Whut?
DeleteBoth! In a flippin' hearbeat!
DeleteUhhhhh ...neither?
DeleteGryphen, 6:47 was over the line. Yes, you support LBGT but that comment was just disgusing.
DeleteWhat is it that Caitlyn has that you lack? Something tells me you're jealous. I bet Caitly will have a healthier sex life than that rosey palm you've been plugging.
DeleteThis goes to the original poster.
And yes, I agree with the comment above me, but support Gryphen for allowing us to see a piece of shit he probably deals with all the time when approving comments. I'm positive G doesn't approve.
Let's hope they know how to take care of a pig, more than they do with their dogs. Very different animals.
ReplyDeleteBut pigs are smart, can be trained, and can be a nice pet, until it's too big.
The problem with pigs is that unless you spend the time training them well when they are very young, spend enough time with them, and show them enough love ( all things lacking from Sarah and Todds record with dogs) the pig will not make a good pet.
DeleteBut you are correct, they take specialized care.
And , no matter how clean you clean them there is an odor ( before anyone jumps on me I have had a pet pig before) and I doubt this pig will be kept inside nor be given the proper housing outside for winter temps in that area. Personally I feel very sorry for this pig, so much of what it needs is out of the control of the child it has been given to.
7:41 AM
DeleteI would think Dakota would know the pig will be dinner one day. Meanwhile a cute baby. Next out to a pen somewhere.
If they didn't bother to get the right therapy for Trig from the moment that he was born, what makes anyone thing that they will take care of the pig? Jill was supposed to be a highly trained therapy dog, a best friend for Trig. She got turned into a stepping stool.
DeleteIf it's a full size pig then it will make a better stepstool than the dog.
DeleteThat's WHY she was given a pig.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin family loves making fun of each other, and not always in a loving way. I'm sure she's been called "pig" since she was little (and "Piper Diaper," of course). Then they shove her face in the cake and laugh and laugh. Then they all cross their eyes and laugh at Sarah.
The Palins put more thought and care into choosing a name for their pets than they do for their children.
DeleteMama where's my piglet?
ReplyDeleteMama do I smell bacon?
There's no reconciliation between Dakota and Bristol in the future. But I do wonder about the relationship between Dakota and Willow.
ReplyDeleteAnd Dakota and Sarah. Do we know if she has given up on him? Despite her finger-waving at him, does she still dream of that night of fuc_ing in Las Vegas?
DeleteI can't imagine that Sarah would give up on Dakota. She can be a bulldog at times. She is tenacious.
DeleteIt would be interesting to know why she was flashing 'engagement ring' at the Iowa museum. What was she thinking? Todd? It was his last appearance. Dakota? Bristol? Tripp was just glad to get home.
Sarah's finger waving at Dakota. Now I get it. Here's the picture. Bristol erased the pictures of Dakota from her instagram. He still has Bristol's pictures on his instagram. That means that Bristol called off the wedding. From the looks of her hauling her stuff back to Alaska in a truck, the wedding is not postponed, it's off.
DeleteSo why is Sarah wagging her finger in Dakota's face. Bristol's actions look as if she is putting the blame on him. Sarah went to all that trouble to set it up. She had her official photographer capture every loving moment of their courtship to post on line. Sarah was telling Dakota to do whatever it takes to get Bristol back.
Why would she bother? The marriage of Bristol and Dakota are really just a side show. Sarah was the one holding the FUC- Michael Moore sign with Dakota. Dakota introduced Sarah at CPAC. Sarah gave a nice speech about veterans issues. She saw a rosy political future with Dakota. Sarah could talk about veterans issues since she hasn't got much else to talk about. Dakota wanted her backing, publicity and money to run for Congress. (Have you read his facebook comments? Dakota is the reason why George W. Bush asked, "Is our children learning?")
WHO WANTS PORK CHOPS? Here piggy piggy
ReplyDelete"We eat, therefore we hunt." -Sarah Palin
Is there any of Peepaw's BBQ sauce left over from "Memorial Day Is Not About Barbecues" barbecue?
DeleteHmmm,,, getting a message that says Bristol's enjoy gram acct no longer exists.....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.enjoygram.com/bristol.palin
DeleteLooks like all of the pics of Dakota have been removed... the KY shoe shelf remains though.
Yup, wiped clean of the luv of her life. Cross that trial Daddy off the list permanently.
DeleteTime for her to post another lumberjack ad up on her instagram for another nibble.
Of course the shoe shelf remains. Bristol needs to show off her expensive possessions.
DeleteBristol is no longer "bsmp2".
DeleteShe is now like her blog. Bristol Palin.
Instagram = Bristol Palin's Blog.
It will be better for the 10 followers and sock puppets that say the same things over, over and over. Repeat, repeat, repeat. One day it may build her confidence if she is told again and again how beautiful and they want her to do more TV. Oh, yeah, her spoiled kid is adorable. They love his super big toys, also, too. She is blessed.
Piper is at a wonderful age and I do hope she does well. I want to say and she will go to college. That may be a big stretch, not exactly her fault. May she build up a good career whatever she decides.
Penelope the Pig be very afraid. Don't turn your back on Sarah.
ReplyDelete"Not far from home, near the Talkeetna Mountains, I learned to hunt. Traveling on skis and snowshoes, we harvested ptarmigan and big game. I love meat. I eat pork chops, thick bacon burgers, and the seared fatty edges of a medium-well-done steak. But I especially love moose and caribou. I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals--right next to the mashed potatoes."
-Sarah Palin
She eats meat! Bull! Sarah is borderline anorexic. She subsides on Redbull and 5-hour energy drinks. She likes to talk the tough Alaska-meat eating/ hunting language but it's phony. She thinks it makes her sound and look all rough and tumble, a rill American. Phony phony phony!
DeleteCute expression,normal image .Ruined by gloved petting hand.
ReplyDeleteLeave to the Palin Klan.oh well.
Maybe not gloved but just blurred by motion?
DeleteTodd how come your index finger smells like pig?
ReplyDeleteGod does work in mysterious ways.
ReplyDeleteThis pig is a good thing for Piper. Having Piper take care of this pig and being responsible for feeding and keeping its area cleaned might discourage Piper from having her own baby in her early high school years.
In Willow's picture it looks like a pig is in Arizona. Piper is in Alaska most of the time. She will only need to care for Penelope is the most horrible heat. It should be a lesson alright.
DeleteBetter hide the pig from Chuck Senior, who cannot wait to kill any poor creature he sees. God knows what they would do to it once it gets bg.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought as well. I fear for that poor animal. The Palins have zero respect for God's creatures. (Not that I believe in God, but they claim to.)
DeleteI think he would like the bones. He might wait until it is older and with a big head. Sr. may not live that long.
DeleteNot against Piper, or pigs, but how did this piglet get from a Kentucky farm to Alaska? Had it been 'shipped' with Bristol, we would have heard all about stopping to feed the pig, poop the pig, whatever...but all we heard about was the four sleepless nights on the road because they were too cheap to get a room. So where did this critter come from, and does Dakota not have a clue how this family treats their 'pets?' By the way, whatever happened to Jill?
ReplyDeleteThe second pic has cactus in the background -- maybe Penelope went from KY to AZ. Who knows what's up with the Palins...
DeleteAnd are there cactus plants in Alaska? Is the photo of the little pid alone a photo of the actual pig that was given to Piper?
DeleteBeaglemom
The first picture was taken in a professional building of some sort, not a home. Notice posters in the background and waiting-room-type chairs? Maybe an airport somewhere? Can't say it looks like Alaska.
DeleteUnfortunately people ship pets in cargo holds of planes all the time. Whether this piglet was shipped that way I have no clue.
DeleteThere are no dates on either photo. Dakota was courting the family for how long? One photo is a baby and the other it has grown some.
DeleteThe photo with a larger piglet looks like a stock photo. Who knows?
This:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politicususa.com/2015/06/06/reject-absolute-moral-corruption-republican-cult.html
That RIPS Sarah a new one! Fuck them..take back this country . NOW!
DeleteGreat article. Thanks for sharing!
DeleteSarah should have abstained from making secret dills as governor.
Deletemmmmmmmmmm bacon
ReplyDeleteI had a pet pig once along with a chicken.. Named them Bacon and Eggs.
ReplyDeleteDid Brissie take her instagram down?
ReplyDeleteShe changed it from bsmp2 to bristol.palin
DeleteIf Bristol didn't have random people looking at pictures of her son and her other possessions, she's probably shrivel up and blow away.
DeleteJust long enough to wipe away last season's trial daddy/trial husband.
DeleteYes, 7:38--Bristol comes across as a completely vacant narcissist.
DeleteYes, Bristol is doing some kind of revamping of her social media. With the siblings united posts about a pet piglet for Piper, I can believe that Sarah is somehow behind the idea. If she is not in communication with Bristol, someone like Julie could put the idea in Bristol's head for the cute post for the siblings. Dakota appears to remain in their little family circle, including Bristol. It is a difficult day to have much thought for that family.
DeleteThe moving tribute and service in Wilmington, Delaware has my attention.
Looks like she changed it to:http://websta.me/n/bsmp2?lang=en
DeleteI don't think that http://www.enjoygram.com/tag/bristolpalin
is actually Bristol. It looks to be a anti-Bristol acct. (IMO).
It's NEVER a good idea for anyone but a kid's parents to give her a live animal as a gift.
ReplyDeleteunless, of course, you have the permission of the parents.
DeleteYou're right, 8:25. I should have said "surprise" gifts. I guess it's possible Dakota got Sarah and Todd's permission, but they aren't known for their good judgement as parents or anything else.
DeleteDon't be so desperate for love and acceptance, Dakota. You're supposed to be a Medal of Honor recipient.
ReplyDeleteOuch. I find that hurts just to read. Feels like the MOH has become a burden even when doing something nice for someone. Piper looks happy wtih the pig.
DeleteIt's pretty obvious from his romantic history that Dakota is very emotionally needy. His ex-wife's best friend hinted that Dakota needed to stop contacting his ex-wife ("let it go"). The crack about his MOH may seem a little low, but there are so many examples of him not living up to that honor.
DeleteDakota's lies broke up his engagement a week before the wedding. There is no evidence that Bristol still has good feelings about him, despite Sarah's bullshit "life" celebratory bbq. He shouldn't be giving her sister any gifts, let alone a pet. And, frankly, if I were Piper's mother, I wouldn't accept it for a variety of reasons.
Piper should name the pig Sarah Bristol-Marina Willow
ReplyDelete...or Rebecca.
DeleteSince Becky Mansour will probably be responsible for feeding and cleaning the poor pig, perhaps naming her Rebecca would be too confusing.
Delete;)
I'm willing to bet this is nothing more than Dohkota following through on a promise.
ReplyDeleteBut, with the track record on Palin pets I can't help but feel sorry for the pig. And that is nothing against Piper either, but I doubt she knows what care is required ( things like sunscreen, yes if pigs can't roll in mud to protect their skin they actually need sunscreen) and I doubt either Sarah or Todd will be interested enough to learn.
I'd be shocked if that piggie was still on the Palin compound six months from now. I hope she's a lucky piggie and they find her a farm to live on instead of neglecting her until she gets sick and dies.
DeleteI agree. I feel nervous that any fragile life form should be in the company of the Palins.
DeleteIf it's got fur on it, they are going to eat it.
DeletePigs and piglets can be a very fragile life form. They are very susceptible to heatstroke, so I hope they're not planning to keep him in Arizona.
DeletePoor little fella will probably be dinner before the summer is over.
Dakota admires/admired Sarah for her skill, or what he may have believed. He would know about Ted Nugent and Sarah promotion that was not all that long ago.
Deletehttp://websta.me/p/918198575833012515_1395504853
He had to know what he was doing for the pig and if he would be living in Arizona.
@anon 7:40 am
DeleteWhere is your imaginary farm that can just take on people's mistakes in getting pets all the time? Sorry to burst your bubble, but most farmers already have enough pets.
Not to mention, that is likely a Potbelly pig, not one for eating. Hog farmers dont' raise those.
DeleteMy bubble isn't burst, 9:16. I know that pig will probably be dead within a year. Then again, there's likely at least one idiot out there who would take one of the Palins' mistakes. Sarah's farmed out every one of her children (and Trigg, too) at one point or another.
DeleteDakota's gift is probably a silent message on his feelings about the whole family, Swine !
ReplyDeleteO/T:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/06/05/senate-denies-benefits-to-same-sex-veterans-showing-how-hypocritical-they-are/
Sarah will be silent if she is happy about it.
DeleteJust keep that piglet away from horny Todd.
ReplyDeleteEwww
DeleteOkay Dakota since you gave my sister a pig, I will consider remarrying you. But you have to buy me an engagement ring. You know that engagement ring my mommy bought me? She was so mad at you for embarrassing her, she took it back and threw it in Lake Lucille.
ReplyDelete"She's a child, and she has really done nothing to earn our disdain."
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, Gryphen, you let all those horrible comments about Tripp stay on your blog. Hypocrite. So Sadie and Piper are off limits as they should be, but Tripp is fair game?
Tripp is a TV celebrity. His mother wants the money he can generate for her. What comes with that territory is public scrutiny. Bristol says she is a rotten mother and has a spoiled brat.
DeleteYou can see Bristol has been working on Tripp's acting and modeling. Work in those fields create good and bad publicity. Criticism will make them work on his talents.
TrippEaston nothing compares to this kid
http://websta.me/p/1000425203295836635_1395504853
Haha Tripp's facial expressions
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11334579_954778371220065_1391243248_n.jpg
my baby and my #ecoDiesel
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The only comments about Tripp is that he is ill behaved because of his Mom's lack of parenting skills and that his Mom uses him as an emotional crutch between trial husbands. Those are actually problems that Tripp has to endure, not slams against Tripp. Now run along Bristol and go troll the internet to find out info so you can help Piper take care of her new pet properly.
DeletePuh-leeze, 8:18 AM. We are all rooting for him to succeed against horrible odds.
DeleteTrip is known as a brat due to palins lack of parenting skills. We have every right to discuss total dismay towards bristol ' posting of her child barely dressed for others to view. Get over it.
DeleteSomething's going on here.
ReplyDeleteAround 9:45 AM Eastern time, Saturday, 6 June, I checked Bristol's Instagram account -- it was not there -- "The site you are looking for is not available, etc., etc." Same thing at 12 noon EDST. lHOWEVER -- she now has a Websta account that seems to contain all her old Instagram photos, minus any mention whatsoever of Kaintucky and the American Hero, Dakota Meyer. I don't understand the diff between Instagram and Websta, so, maybe this is irrelevant.
Now, about Piper's Pig.
The photo of Piper and the pig taken outside is definitely from ARIZONA. I lived in Tucson while getting my MA from Univ of Arizona; my brother's wife is from Tucson; they have retired there and I'm in Tucson twice a year. The landscaping and architecture in that photo is Arizona.
Photo likely taken in a subdivision where house are jameed together, hence the grey masonry wall.
The light-colored gravel with cactus (barrel cactus and octotillo) and desert plants is typical of Arizona below the Mogollon Rim -- which includes Phoenix and Tucson.
The grass is also typical -- everyone has a little patch of grass. I used to cut mine with hedge trimmers, no need for a lawn mower.
All of which raises several questions:
-- How current is this photo? Or does it date from way back when?
-- Why is Piper in Arizona? I guess school is out in Alaska, but, whose home is she in?
-- Where is Bristol? I'm guessing she's out ho'ing around with Marina.
-- Who is the man whose arm is in the first photo? Todd likes to walk around with his sleeves rolled up two turns, could be him. If so, why is he in Arizona?
Meanwhile, maybe we should leave Piper alone -- she's a perfect example of the adage: "You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family!!"
Omg! Get a life.
Delete@8:20 thanks for the info
DeleteScrew you @ 8:37
The first pic looks like the reception area of a vet clinic or pet boarding place.
DeleteThe second pic could be the outdoor area of the same pet facility.
Also, that first photo is taken in some kind of public setting, I would suggest. The posters on the wall beyond the sliding glass door, and the chair against the wall there with someone sitting, like in a waiting room...
DeleteWonder why Dakota would give her a pig, if the whole shebang has been called off. HIS instagram is still there, with all the pics of Bar$Tool and Tripp. Bar$Tool's is gone. She does not realize that whatever one posts to the Internet is 'out there' FOREVER.
And whatever happened to Tripp's baby goat???
DeleteAnonymous8:37 AM
DeleteI agree with you.
Back in 2013 Gryphen posted this comment:
ReplyDeletehttp://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2013/07/piper-palin-sarahs-last-remaining.html
Down in the comments section is at least one comment about Piper, Airzona, and a pig.
Just saying . . .
Piper didn't look like that in 2013.
DeleteUnless the pix of the little piggy with Piper is accompanied by a dated newspaper, who knows *when* she received it. You know how they are--they'll post old stuff & claim it happened yesterday. Piper could have gotten the pig at the same time Tripp got the calf. Dakota was still on speaking terms with the family then.
ReplyDeletePicture caption,
ReplyDelete"piper.p 's NEW BABY! "
? ? Whose the pappy ? ?
PPPPPPPORKY??
DeleteA PIG as a gift? You gotta be kidding!
ReplyDeleteI also believe that farm animals are not allowed in residential areas of Wasilly. And right near the best hotel in town.
Wanna bet that little porker will be on the menu soon?
It may have been a publicity stunt and Sarah was in on it. There are no dates.
DeleteThat could be Dakota's arm in the first pic.
My neighbor bought one of those "teacup" pigs. He spent $1200 on it. It was supposed to stay small. It's now about 300 pounds. Todd better build a pen.
ReplyDeleteIt will be just fine inside the Palin pigsty. The swine better stay away from the refrigerator though or he will be pork and beans!
DeleteMaybe that's why Dakota gave it to her - not so dumb after all maybe?
DeleteIf Todd builds the pen, the pig will definitely get away.
Delete"teacup" pigs only stay that way if you keep them on a starvation diet. Even potbellied pigs weigh 60-150 lbs without starving them.
DeleteMy sister looked in to the pot belly pigs. Its about limiting food to keep them small..basically stunting their growth. When they do grow,they grow long in the body. Check out Vietnamese pigs.
DeleteWhy is Bristol using an avatar with Dakota by Tripp? He is edited out, but the memory. All the big gulpy containers, Tripp has a straw pointing to his mouth.
ReplyDeletehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5quj4HDwCvs/UUTwmpxb6XI/AAAAAAAAEPA/tEKeaaOYf2c/s1600/SARAH+PALIN+-+BIG+GULP.jpg
I can't figure out what Bristol could like about this for an avatar. She does have better of Tripp, there must be something special?
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I like this site, but stories like this just play into their hands...I understand you report all things Palin, but this kinda story belongs on TMZ..and writing about her, a minor, is asking for trouble, just sayin...who cares about a stinkin pet pig anyway, gimme bacon!
ReplyDeleteDid Gryphen make you read the story?
DeleteWillow is the one with the sense of humor. Piper will learn from the best.
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WzchZhUByVI/ThL27HMWm-I/AAAAAAAAAVY/z9XOczYPeWU/s1600/willow+piper+cake.jpg
Snort
DeleteWon't a pig overheat in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteAt the very least that piglet will be sunburned and suffering from heat stroke if they had it outside for more than 15-20 minutes
DeleteIf Dakota is trying to get back in the good graces of the Palin Family, I suggest that he send a couple of pair of Louboutin shoes to Bristol and Sarah for starters, followed by some assorted designer purses. If they don't have that stuff in Kentucky, then he should send them gift certificates.
ReplyDeleteThat's a big "If". Bristol was quivering in romantic bliss at the gift of a view of the sunset from Gino on her "reality" show. She thought it was the best gift ever.
Deletegood graces and Palins is an oxymoron.
Lol...yea sure! Yawn!
ReplyDelete"Some Pig."
ReplyDeleteSince Sarah has read to her children, as Bristol is going now, they'll understand the reference.
As a non-Alaskan, I have some questions about the Palin Freak Show that are not exactly on the topic of Piper's Marvelous Pig.
ReplyDelete1. Does ANYONE in this family have a job? I heard that Todd was a commercial fisherman and I remember a video of Sarah clubbing a halibut. Also heard that Track was an apprentice electrician? I hear Bristol works as a receptionist for a dermatolgist -- that is, she shows up when she feels like it. And Willow is a hairdresser?
2. Does Track have any contact with his daughter and her mother?
3. Where do they live? In Wasilla full time? In Arizona -- do the still own home(s) there? Do they all live together -- Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trigg, and Tripp?
4. How do they afford a stable of cars, trucks, snow machines, airplane, boats, and the like?
5. Do they have any friends?
1) No
Delete2) No
3) They are out of Alaska as much as possible
4) They are all living off of SarahPac donations
5) No
Any other questions?
Old Redneck - Levi was the electrical apprentice working diligently towards his journeyman's ticket.He is the real deal!! Trick-Track? Apprenticeship? ANY palin with a real job besides conning, stealing, and grifting? "What's in it for us?' said the Toad. HA-HA! A million laughs!!!
DeleteGood for Piper; it will be fun having a pig as a pet, as long as she takes good care of it. They'll have to keep it indoors in winter.
ReplyDeleteI think that Dakota and Willow might get together. It seems she's more his style, laid back, not looking so much for publicity, and having more of an adventurous nature.
One sister getting together with another sister's ex-fiance is right up the Palin's alley.
DeleteLaid back?? Duh is an uneducated publicity ho like the rest of them.
DeleteHe probably promised a piglet to Piper before the break-up and he's staying true to his word. The litter must have been born around the time of the break-up.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing is weird. Why give a 13 year old suburban kid the gift of livestock? Piper isn't a country girl and they don't live on a farm. Pigs need a lot of attention and stimulation and social interaction or they can get depressed and destructive.
DeleteWhere does it say when she got the piglet? Is Piper in Az with Sarah right now?
DeleteI agree with 1232. Strange 'gift'.
Could it be one of Bristol's offspring?
DeleteThe pig will get Big,and will get cast aside like anything else. Its a matter of time before it's abused,then butchered. Poor pig. I can only hope piper learns from family mistakes and completes highschool. Best wishes,piper.
ReplyDeleteWilblow and Duh go back, at least she met him during the Mt, baldy excursion. They also had that little joke about 'excited' to meet exchange. They both must like to kid about in deceptive ways. I don't know they are going to be an item but Sarah is a manipulator and she could make things happen. Including Wilblow helping to smooth a path for the 'power couple' to rekindle. If they ever had much to rekindle. I just don't feel anything happening with that mix. I can't see they would want to participate in another Sarah sham. Anything is possible I suppose. Time will tell.
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Funny, I associated Bristol with the pig and this quote.
ReplyDeleteDon't Buy A Pig In A Poke - An offering or deal that is foolishly accepted without being examined first.
If this quote was meant for Bristol it should say
DeleteDon't Poke That Pig
Willow and Dakota would make a nice couple.
ReplyDeleteWillow I say go for it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Willow has already gone for Dakota when Bristol's back was turned?
DeleteWhy the hell would Willow go for Dakota? He's a pudgy drunk who wants to have his little woman under his thumb and Willow seems to be the only one in the family that is making her own way and would not seem to cotton to having this dumb ass Cletus from KY try to tell her what to do!
DeleteHere's a suggestion Piper, enroll Penelope Palin into the Alaska Permanent Fund plan and collect her money. After 4 years you should have a nice start for college. Your know mama won't be giving you a dime for college. That's how Sarah controls her children. They become dependent on Sarah just like Todd, Track and Bristol.
ReplyDeletePiper couldn't even read when she was in 3rd grade, I doubt that she would ever be college material.
DeleteNo one deserves to be lied about. ahem
ReplyDeleteThis is Alicia from Florida (and I aint lying).
DeleteThat's pronounced "Floor ihhhh duh" to the floridians.
DeleteYou haven't lived till you swam in the everglades with a noseplug and rubber cap,
This is why bloggers' opinions are pointless and only lead their readers to creating lies. You have 6 years of this crap.
ReplyDeleteThis is Alicia from Florida, the failed drama queen who believes Bristol Palin's opinions have a point, so take anything she writes with a huge grain of salt.
DeleteOffa! And you visit here for seven years waiting to see something different? Look up the definitions of immoral and minority in your funk and wagnals.
DeleteSee ya soon!!!!
And yet here you are again.
DeleteWait a second, Bristol is Penelope the DWTS baby?
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would give this family an animal let alone a piglet.
ReplyDeleteI have worked with pigs and there pens sure do smell. Also this is not a pet pot belly pig, where do they intend to keep it, besides the freezer?
Wow! How very thoughtful! Nothing, and I mean nothing on earth says "I wanna get back with you, snuggums" like a gift, and what better gift than a piglet to your ex's sister? (not mentioned by name).
ReplyDeleteThis is coming from a woman whose husband, then boyfriend, bestowed upon me the gift of a beautiful new vacuum cleaner, all wrapped carefully in pretty paper, kind of pink and lace, real girly, with a huge bow.
Inside the dirtbag (the vacuum, not the man) was a teeny weenie package wrapped in Tiffany Blue (copywrite thingy) box with a diamond tennis bracelet.
And I don't even play tennis!!
Smart man, Dakotah. Kept the sow to remind him of Brissy's snoring and snorting, Cheaper to keep, and you get bacon! And ham! and something smart to interact with, and did i mention bacon?
So, PIG Palin has a pig. The jokes just write themselves!
ReplyDeleteEven Dakota is on to that.
DeleteBrizzles *calved a few.. Dakota gives trip a calf.
DeleteIf I was that pig in the Palin house I'd turn the oven on 350 degrees climb in and say fuck it;
ReplyDelete+1000
DeletePiper...dont play with your Food!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha :)
DeleteWith a little makeup and a thong, Piper's pig can be the Cover Girl and feature model for Marina Lupas's Exotic Russian 2016 Calendar and model for Ak Aftadark.
ReplyDeleteWhich one is the pig?
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