Duck Dynasty star claims that "there is no such thing as Atheists"...because you know calendars. Wait, what?

Courtesy of The Christian Post:

'Duck Dynasty' star Si Robertson, who's known for being an outspoken Christian, told CP Voice earlier this week that as a Vietnam veteran he knows there's no such thing as an atheist because when people find themselves in a life-threatening situation they cry out to God, saying, "please help me." 

In an interview with CP Voice on Wednesday, Robertson, along with the film's lead actor Kevin Downes, commented on how the Gospel is presented in the letters between the two men. "One is a skeptic. And there's a lot of skeptics," said Robertson. "I dont believe there's a such thing as an atheist. Because there's too much documentation. Our calenders are based on Jesus Christ." 

"Whether you believe in Him or not, every time you write down the day's date you're saying He's here," continued Robertson, who reiterated his point that when it comes to circumstances of life and death, there aren't any atheists. "Because if you get in a serious bind, the first thing you'll do is say [God,] please help me."

Yeah that last part is demonstrably untrue. It is just what these holy rollers want to believe.

As for the first part.....what?

If I use the same calendar as everybody else, which is kind of important if I don't want to miss an appointment, that means I do not exist? That's ridiculous.

After all I'm pretty sure I exist. Don't I? 

I put up a Christmas tree every year, does that mean I have to believe in Santa Claus?

I also bought some Cadbury eggs and Peeps for the kids I work with last April, does that mean I believe in the Easter Bunny?

If this is the kind of logic that these people use to convince themselves that they are right and we are wrong, no wonder we are gaining more supporters every day.

Seriously a calendar?

(For more information on the Gregorian calendar click here.)