Thursday, September 03, 2015

Could this company have been inspired by Sarah Palin?

Courtesy of The Washington Post: 

“Need a bun in the oven?” says the Web site “Fake a “We can help.” Billing itself as the “Home of the $9.95 fake Ultrasound,” it purports to sell the “Best Gag Gifts on Earth.” 

The article goes on to describe how a Michigan teenager used the products she purchased from the website to fool her sixteen year old boyfriend and her whole family into believing that she was pregnant with triplets.

The website offers just about everything you would need to pull off a fake pregnancy: 

Its wares include the “Silicon [sic] Fake Pregnancy Belly-Twins,” reduced in price from $299.95 to $149.99; the “Silicon Fake Pregnancy Belly” for the “20 to 25 week stage to the 38 weeks stage,” and “Silicone Breast Pushups” in a variety of colors. 

And, of course, “Fake Ultrasound Sonograms, Personalized,” and “personalized fake prescription” bottles.

The only thing it does not offer is a baby, which is what eventually derailed the Michigan teen's deception.

If only she could have had the resources of a certain half term governor we know perhaps she would be living the dream right now.

But hey, babies don't grow on trees do they?

Sarah Palin in Juneau, March 26th 2008.
Nor for that matter in stomachs that are this flat twenty three days before supposedly giving birth.

Hey you know Palin does not have a lot going on right now, perhaps she could get a gig as a spokesperson for this website?

After all is there anybody on the planet who knows more about how to use a fake pregnancy to get what you want than Sarah Palin?

I think not.


  1. SallyinMI6:26 AM

    OT, but I was watching Megyn Kelly for a minute last night, and her nose looked very familiar...Sarah's new nose is just like Megyn's! Next we'll see Sarah's hair start to lighten..gotta be blond to be successful in the 'news' biz.

    1. Anonymous6:39 AM

      I agree. She's even mimicking her movements etc

  2. Anonymous6:33 AM

    I have a feeling barstool may be using this "method."

    1. Anonymous7:35 AM

      The whole stuff Bristol routine is not new. Back in the day many peeps thought Bristol looked like she stuffed Sally's old drapes in her drab grey dress for the convention in 2008.

    2. Anonymous7:46 AM

      Who is she trying to fool and where will the baby come from in the end? Or is she going to have a "miscarriage" and fake funeral?

    3. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Wasn't that dress Meghan's? I was curious why they borrowed her dress and I think even Meghan wondered that.

    4. Anonymous8:22 AM

      No one has convinced me (yet) that she is pregnant. Call it gut feeling, whatever.

      I don't spend endless hours thinking about the palin klan. They are very entertaining. In that, are you fucking kidding me? kind of way.

      I did wonder, why? Why would you purposely and publicly pretend you are pregnant? IF you are not?

      Sympathy? Attention? Mental Illness? To say GOTCHA! Ha ha silly libs, see how they all fell for my little game? Is there something major that is about to blow?

      What would be the reason? It just doesn't make any sense to me. Kind of reminds me of this:

      Oh the games people play now.
      Every night and every day now........

      There are only two choices here. Either is or is not. Time WILL tell. Then what?

  3. Anonymous6:34 AM

    This post is 100% pure troll baiting at it's best.

    Troll post in 3, 2 ,1

    1. Anonymous7:48 PM

      Do you respond to every Sarah and Bristol post the same way?

  4. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Didn't Bristol post an ultrasound pic awhile back? I remember thinking, "yeah, if you say so." Anything this tribe posts or says should be taken with a great deal of skepticism. I don't believe one word out of their mouths, myself.

    1. Anonymous7:43 AM

      Yes, Nancy or the fubar that scrubs her toilets and does her work, posted a questionable ultrasound.

      One that screamed FAKE.

      I remember being shocked that they were so blantantly faking it. Until then they had just been doing a lot of hiding Bristol. That ultrasound was like an announcement they would handle this pregnancy like a charade. You know when there is so much to conceal that is what charlatans and crooks do.

    2. Anonymous7:59 AM

      Wasn't th ultrasound posted in late June? It looked about 12 weeks, possibly 13.

    3. Otto Katz8:41 AM

      Has anyone tried to match it up with the ones available on or whateverthehell that website is? I don't know where hers is, or I'd do it.

  5. Anonymous6:45 AM

    OT -

    Whoever thought putting the latest anti-Obama spiel on B's site really blew it. If it was Sarah - she is a coward. If it was Nancy she is an ignorant opportunist. If it was Bristol - then she is certainly getting her just rewards. She claims not to want attention - and yet begs for it. Her article is being picked up by more sites and she is being shredded like those poor turkeys in that old video of Sarah's.

    Pat Padrnos

    1. Anonymous7:04 AM

      I think it was Sarah, giving Trump's butt a big, wet, sloppy kiss, with the added bonus of making Bristol sound like a raging moron. Payback for denying her a MOA son-in-law by getting knocked up again?

    2. Anonymous7:16 AM

      I also think it was Sarah. No way Bristol could even get herself to care enough about any of it and she couldn't manage more than the instagram phrases she pounds out on her phone.

      Or maybe Nancy was drunk.

    3. Anonymous7:44 AM

      OMG, the comments are ripping her to shreds, mocking, pointing and laughing.

    4. Anonymous7:50 AM

      Whoever puts those garbage posts on patheos is just paid help.

      Sarah, control freak, is behind it and the one responsible. Just like she set up the Dakota mess and too many to recall.

      Bristol is responsible because she allows her name to be used.

      Others are responsible for their parts. It is a group effort.

    5. Anonymous9:04 AM

      There isn't one positive word on there about Bristol. Amazing! Sarah, you must be such a proud mother of your daughter! She is one messed up kid - and, I truly believe she is on the retarded side!

  6. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Sarah Palin hasn't done a successful thing in her life! You really think she really would, or could, as a dumb blond? But, it might be fun road show to watch!

  7. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Sarah just wore a scarf, stuck a pillow under her shirt, and only wore the full belly a couple times (because she's so lazy, she can't even do that right).

    And the press up there in Alaska gave her a pass because it's icky to talk about lady parts. I still can't believe not one person came out and called her on it. Sure, there were couple nibbles on the truth, but they were squashed. If only more people had spoken up, or if the Alaskan and, later, the national press had done its job, we wouldn't have to deal with Sarah's screechy voice or rapidly-shrinking face or her "abstaining" perpetually pregnant daughter...and the world would be a better place.

    1. Anonymous7:50 AM

      She wore a scarf like Bristol wore in Haiti, December 11, 2010.

      Because wearing a scarf in tropical weather with a t-shirt is trendy? Why are the lies of the Palins so easy to expose?

    2. Anonymous7:52 AM

      A gal has to do what a gal has to do. Don't forget how proud Sarah was of her tight abs. She must of had to wing it because she grabbed the square pillow and not the round one.

    3. Anonymous9:25 AM

      Yep. No one ever asked how a family practice physician could be a high risk obstetrician and induce a high risk pregnancy in a facility not qualified to do do.
      Thst is the key to the hoax exposure.
      Always has been.
      Always will be.
      People of the MatSu Valley are the ones that needed to blow this open .

    4. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Yes. Key point #2. Key point #1 is that she went from Dallas directly to the hospital. Nobody really in labor and thinking they might give birth would ever fly from Texas to Alaska then go straight to the farthest hospital.

  8. abbafan7:05 AM

    This deception of the American electorate still warrants further investigation by serious researchers; the biggest hoax of them all! Who enabled this con, and who profited from it? Intelligent people just can't be fooled by cutesy talk and winking! What role did McCain and the GOP play in this cover-up? Why did McCain's team scrub the Johnston's hard drives? Why are her family's records sealed? Perhaps it's time for WikiLeaks to get involved and expose this cluster-fuck once and for all! The political discourse has taken a shit-beating since this imbecilic moron was unleashed upon an unsuspecting public!

    1. Anonymous7:48 AM

      These men are a World wide group.
      Cheney, Bushes, Kokes, Putin, she Blew them all..AIP..

    2. Anonymous7:57 AM

      Likely related to reasons why candidates kids across the bar aren't allowed on social media. My fave was when Meghan McCain did that interview and allowed herself to be photographed in a hotel bed with a beer.

    3. Anonymous8:13 AM

      >>My fave was when Meghan McCain did that interview and allowed herself to be photographed in a hotel bed with a beer.

  9. Anonymous7:19 AM

    John McCain was 'in' up to his eyebrows with this fraud, Sarah Palin! And, he lost the race because their party picked her as his running mate! Great payback!!!

    And, her life has been hell ever since. She, Todd and Bristol fool no one! Especially Alaskans!

    1. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Their lives aren't hellish enough.

    2. Anonymous8:02 AM

      Now John McCain will work over time to block any investigation that will expose old Sarah. Do not forget his roots and where he came from, not the false narratives about him.

      Of course, they could never find out if Kemper Marley/Hensley was involved with Bolles assassination.

    3. Anonymous8:07 AM

      You cannot tell me they are happy people! Look how nasty she and Bristol are on a daily basis and Todd has just taken to hiding and having nothing to do with either of them!

      They will continue to live lives in Hell (right here on earth) and will go to Hell after their demise.

      Remember, they are supposed Christians and do not, and have not led Christian lives. The door to Hell is open for them and awaits their arrival. Remember - Sarah Palins said she loves to go through doors that are open to her!

    4. Anonymous8:27 AM

      They have their doctor feelgoods and always a hefty supply of happy pills. That is what they think is happy.

    5. Anonymous8:59 AM

      Happy pills? If taken, how come they don't project happiness? They never do! They are nothing but nasty in their verbiage. Cannot imagine being around them on a daily basis.

    6. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Hey Sarah

      Let us know how that dills been workin for you and the toad Mkay? That political career of yours seems kinda failure to launch if you know what I mean.

      Almost like word of that dill got around.


  10. Anonymous7:30 AM

    I don't know about this particular company. There is fascination, interest, mental disorders, fetishes in regard to pregnancy. There are huge amounts of money to be made.

    In 2008 the Palins, both Bristol and Sarah kicked it up a notch or two in the public's psyche. All of it is of interest and is good to discuss and bring awareness. People feel more comfortable with the foot fetish. The McCain campaign was satisfied what Sarah Palin did for them with her feet, it distracted from the other fetish.

    1. Anonymous7:50 AM

      Everything is about:
      SEX, bullying, money$$, in that order. EVERYTHING!!

    2. Anonymous7:00 PM

      The toes knows.

  11. O/T President Obama is just smelling his self now, he's seen petting the iditarod Champion puppies, President Obama: todd let me pet your dogs, todd: what's in it for me?

    1. Anonymous7:44 AM

      Todd doesn't have dogs. Todd just sits on a machine.

    2. Anonymous8:22 AM

      Standing near Baker's kennel, the president was introduced to two puppies — Feather and Moose.

      Baker told Obama that the puppies can start training when they're six months old. Obama immediately grabbed one of the baby Huskies, petting the pup and offering reassurances.

      "Sweetie, you're OK, sweetie," Obama told the Feather, who appeared mildly confused.

      Sadly, the puppies were not shared with the pool.

      Obama continued to hold the puppy as he and Baker walked a couple yards over to look at a dog sled. Obama, Baker and the puppy handlers posed for a picture with the dogs.

      The president asked a steady stream of questions about how many dogs are on a sled (16, in case you're curious), how big the dogs get and how long the race is.

      As the pool was herded out, Obama hopped on the sled, trying it on for size.

    3. Anonymous8:28 AM

  12. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Sarah will probable sue the company for stealing her idea!!!

    Is she really kissing Trig or is that a doll? Doesn't she usually take photos with her face front and center.

    1. Anonymous7:44 AM

      Poor Trig. Can you imagine that mug coming that close to your face?

    2. Anonymous8:24 AM

      Wasn't this Bristol's first Cletus baby bump from Dr. Jack Meoff's lonely office?

  13. Anonymous7:40 AM

    Wouldn’t it be interesting if someone looked into the company records and found they shipped a whole wardrobe of bellies to a certain Lou Sarah in AK!!!

    The truth will come out, we just have to be patient.

    Is she really kissing Trig or is that a doll? Doesn't she usually take photos with her face front and center?

    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      Isn't that from the May 4 baby shower? Wait. Isn't that the day Bristol revealed her pregnancy too? Has this been talked about?

  14. Anonymous7:50 AM

    Here it is, this is why Sarah went underground with her facebook rants against President Obama, Hillary Clinton and everybody else who passed her up.

    By ranting on her facebook it made Sarah Palin look like a coked up junior high school girl.

    When did Sarah Palin started acting a little bit more mature? It was after Toupee man announced he's think about putting Sarah on his cabinet.

    So if Sarah Palin wants to rant it has to be through Bristol because she needs to be accepted by America.

    1. Anonymous8:33 AM


    2. Anonymous1:22 PM

      What's the difference between ranting herself and directing traffic to the Brancy site? Nothing that I can see!

  15. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Sarah, Katie Holmes and Beyoncé. All have had headlines about an alleged fake pregnancy. All aren't talked about in legit media. Hmmmm

    1. Anonymous9:03 AM

      Bristol Palin had 4 pregnancies, including this one. Why are all of their pregnancies shrouded in secrecy? Palin Family photo Nov. 14, 2007.

      Nov., 2008.

      Sept. 26, 2010.

      Sept. 27, 2010.

      Oct. 8, 2010.

      Nov. 8, 2010.

      Why was Tripp Palin,2008, the only pregnancy talked about by the Palins? Who are the Daddies of Bristol's other babies? Why are the Palins such Liars? Has AK AFTADARK/exotixx_llc caused a Palin family rift? Is Sarah Palin embarrassed about Bristol Palin's latest baby bump? It would devastate Sarah if the baby looks something like President Obama. Karma?

    2. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Many celebrities are dysfunctional twits, who gives a shit, perpetuating a hoax as major party candidate for the second highest office in the country is in a whole 'nother league.

  16. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Can you imagine that vile woman kissing anything? Much less a child? Would be interesting to ask each of her kids how much affection the nasty bitch has shown them throughout their lives. Doubt much due to everything always being about The Sarah!

  17. Anonymous8:25 AM

    What's missing from this pregnancy of Bristol's?

    Bristol and Sarah Palin are not going after Cletus the Fetus's daddy like they did Levi.

    When Bristol and Sarah went after Levi like uncontrolled jealous junior high school girls what did it get Bristol? Not Levi, Levi married another girl which left Bristol lonely.

    Now Bristol and Sarah are trying another tactic with this baby's daddy. Bristol and Sarah are not outing and trying to embarrass this sperm donor. Bristol and Sarah are hoping this guy will leave his current girlfriend and be a family with Bristol, Tripp and whoever else she had.

    Bristol and Sarah doesn't want to run this one off because Bristol won't find another guy to marry her. Who else would marry a whorie girl with two different baby's from two different guys?

  18. Anonymous8:26 AM

    "It was Denali before it was Mt. McKinley"

  19. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Gryph thank you so much for posting "The Sarah Palin Pregnancy In 18 Days" picture.

    That picture of Sarah Palin’s fraud pregnancy should be permanently posted in everybody's mind so we won't forget what type of person Sarah Palin is.

    1. Anonymous10:31 AM

      He tried. We tried, believe me, here and other blogs. Too icky for most "journolists" to investigate.

  20. Anonymous8:37 AM

    Shoes took both Scarah and Imelda far in life.


    Foot. Toe.

  21. Could someone please hack in and expose their client list?

  22. Anonymous8:50 AM

    You'll all probably call me puritanical, but I don't see anything funny about people "faking" being pregnant. The conception and birth of a child is something serious as it involves another innocent person (the child.) Pregnancy jokes always left a bad taste in my mouth - even when I was a child.

    1. Anonymous1:27 PM

      Sarah Palin's fake pregnancy didn't go down well with me either.

  23. Anonymous8:53 AM

    So, Bristles BOUGHT the infamous sonogram rather than borrowing it. Safer that way... less PAC money to insure silence.

    And with a fake sonogram, who would have any idea when li'l Cletus should arrive.

    1. Anonymous9:24 AM

      Yes! Because if it were a real, bonafide sonagram of Bristol's belly, posted on the intertubes with the data cropped off, we would know when it was due. And the existence of this company is proof that Bristol bought the sonogram. (head/desk)

    2. Anonymous10:28 AM

      I think she used a sonogram saved from her pregnancy with Tripp.

  24. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Cletus the Fetus :
    Dang it I'm trying to get some sleep in here! Who's that knocking on my forehead and poking me in the eye?

    Mommy is that Tyrone Aftadark Long Dick going balls deep again?

    Can't you hook up with Johnny Short White Dick?

    This is getting ridiculous.

    1. Anonymous9:51 AM

      Thanks mom, that's a lot better mom.
      Goodnight mom, goodnight Johnny.

  25. A fake pregnancy and a similar fictional web-store were the major plot theme in a book I read last week: The Stranger by Harlan Coben. It didn't end well for anyone in the book.

  26. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Fun party at Suite 100 August 10, 2015

    Why doesn"t Bristol post a photo of baby bump when she looks happier?

    July 31, 2015 9:04pm Why the #throwback to this time in Vegas?

    August 28, 2015 3:08pm Flashback BFF's #coworkers six years now

    How many times will she need to reassure herself of the Jack Me Off BFF's #coworkers six years now? They are no prize, anyone else would be ashamed to work there. Even if they didn't have to do any work.

    A Picture of Bristol Pregnant is Worth a Thousand Words

    1. Anonymous10:30 AM


      A real time picture of Bristol pregnant is worth thousand$.


    2. Anonymous12:39 PM

      Giving Birth real time, Priceless!

    3. Anonymous1:00 PM

      August 10, 2015 may be as close to 'real time' as we will get.

    4. Anonymous2:47 PM

      I wonder if CBJ will come out from under her rock to misrepresent the birth of Bristol's baby.

  27. Anonymous12:04 PM

    They write with such attitude when a world leader visits their state.

    “Why doesn’t he check out our oil fields? Why doesn’t he open our pipeline so we can supply our own natural gas instead of buying it from our enemies in the Middle East… This is just a joke… The next election can’t come any sooner”
    “The President should be worrying about the radical jihadists in ISIS who are gaining land and power everyday as they enslave, rape, and murder their way through the Middle East. He should be worrying about Pastor Saeed and the other Americans held hostage in Iran while we send billions of dollars to them in a horrible nuclear deal. He should be worrying about the economy, which still hasn’t fully recovered. You should be worrying about our broken immigration system.”

    Bristol Palin is expecting her first child near the end of the year. Her baby bump photo can be seen here.

    Be warned, same old commentators, she is full of piss and vinegar....

    bindyx0x0 @kimberlydiaries seriously, who is the dad??
    bsmp2 Seriously. Why is that any of your business? Seriously. @bindyx0x0

    gohamsami I'm 18 and just found I was pregnant two weeks ago. You give me so much inspiration to be a good mom, and to choose life no matter how hard it may be, or who may judge you. You're beautiful, and you're going to be a great mommy to your second miracle........

    ianma859 I'd still do you.

    katedral I guess baby daddies are a thing of the past @bsmp2

    crabbycripple81 Try being less of a whore before you blast people, k?

    bsmp2 Why don't you try being less of a pussy and hiding behind a computer screen @crabbycripple81

    abstinencefordummies Speaking of pussies, why don't you encase yours in a chastity belt? At LEAST until you can get someone to marry you. #ghetto #hillbilly #trash #cumdumpster

    Many of these comments:
    you're beautiful! Absolutely stunning! You are gorgeous!! Your hair looks great! Mine got so dry :(

    1. Anonymous1:26 PM

      Quite the potty mouth, Brissy, for being a "born again" Christian.

    2. Anonymous2:52 PM

      Bristol is not living Christ like, she is a grifter, blasphemous and a hypocrite. She thinks it is badass to be vulgar.

      It is horrible the attitude from adults on the blog with her name. Who is that rude? It only makes them look bad.

  28. Anonymous1:54 PM

    What would be the point in Bristol waiting to see how this child looks?

    If the child's father is mix race they could look blonde and blue eyed. Bristol could have a child similar to Kyla Grace, she has auburn tones with non Palin wavy curls and a little kinky.

    A child with one light and one dark DNA parents can come out looking very much like either parent, not mixed.

    A very light child can grow up, marry a very light person and have a child that is dark. I don't see why it would matter to see a new born before they would think the child can pass for white.

    Now if Bristol had a black out or several black outs, she may have no recall at all. She was in Las Vegas more than once and at other crowded places during the time she could have been impregnated. She could have been with any number of nationalities and combinations of race and colors.

    There are only so many DNA banks she could access to try and find a match if she is so out of it she has no clue who the father is.

    If she can be certain it is say 10 men that she can name, she could check them out through DNA. It seems nuts to wait to see how a baby looks. That may be the situation with Bristol, she is nuts and ignorant.

    Someone should read some books to her.
    Life on the Color Line: The True Story of a White Boy Who Discovered He Was Black

    1. Anonymous2:46 PM

      It doesn't matter what the baby looks like. Any potential candidate will be demanding a DNA test.

  29. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Palin, the piece o' work.

    "When she released her statement on her current pregnancy she said she didn't want lectures. She's sure good at giving them unsolicited though. Interesting."

    "Wow, she spouts off about my President and it would be rude if I asked, 'who's your babies daddy'. She should keep quiet. She makes kind souls want to be mean. Just sayin .... I don't want to hear what she is sayin.... She was for abstinence, before she was against it. Why ask her opinion?"

  30. Anonymous3:14 PM

    ahhh, no longer pretty, just a monster you see now.

    we have the last laugh, what a fool, fake pregancy was real.

  31. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Bet it just eats you up Gryph, that she got away with Nothing you will ever be able to do about it

    1. Anonymous5:02 PM

      Sorry Sarah, your moose knuckle is finally cooked. We've all contacted your next screech and informed them about your "Bristol" situation. This should be good you fucking, greedy dunce. Grasshopper

    2. Cracklin Charlie8:31 PM

      Poor Trig.

      He didn't deserve this.

    3. Anonymous6:39 AM

      Is it top secret how Trig is doing with school?

      The family didn't give a damn about him this year. Maybe they figure he is a useless prop?

      Bristol is working on her 'good motherhood' spin and she throws him a bone now and then.

      They all miss the Special Olympics in Ak. Family tradition, ya know?

      We know Sarah has anniversaries to celebrate and she is off to far away parts of USA.

      Todd is where?

      He usually puts on a good show with Trig. No Trig going to school with his new school supplies and Todd with a grin holding him or walking near what looks like school. Not even Piper and Trig happy starting school.

      We know Bristol is more concerned about her version of baby bump shots. She is not interested in school and Tripp this year. I bet it is a good thing, he has other family. She can still use him for her attempts to show she loves him and he is the cutest.

      They must all be planning a Todd Birthday Celebration to top all CELEBRATIONS!

      Party Turns Bloody When Palins Roll Up in Stretch Hummer

      Tripp runs wild... Bristol 'hit hard'

  32. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Sarah should sue this company, her fake pregnancy was square, and I've seen a lot of pregnant women and was pregnant myself, and I've never seen someone carry "square" fetuses. Then she bragged about her kid having one more chromosome than others, which made him "special".

    Of course it's a sign of crazy, why would a so called married mother of five suddenly become pregnant with a DS child, who got a "letter from his creator" letter as an announcement, when the others got "It's another Palin". Along with a cutesy name after where they were conceived. Bleechers, Motel 6, Dumpster, Slope, Scenic Rest Stop, flop house, etc.... Frank Zappa wannabes.


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