Saturday, September 19, 2015

Newsflash: Ted Nugent is a "gay vegetarian pirate." Who knew?

I have to admit I'm kind of surprised because up until now I thought he was a gun toting, ammosexual, animal slaughtering, moron.

Just goes to show how you can misjudge a guy.

(H/T to Mediaite.)

42 comments:

  1. Who knew? The Pit really is Bottomless.

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  2. Anonymous4:43 PM

    pants shitting too

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  3. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Well we all ready know Ted is a liar since he promised to do society a favor and kill himself if Pres. Obama was re-elected.

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    1. Anonymous6:29 AM

      I'd buy him the poison or ammo required for the job. Ted makes me more sure there's no God as he would have struck this hateful pos down in his tracks long ago.

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  4. Anonymous4:54 PM

    nuge is nuts, must have caught something in his zipper and hence the brain fart.

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  5. Anonymous4:55 PM

    That's Sarah Palin's kind of guy. Shitty pants and all.

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    1. Anonymous6:27 PM

      But, but, but - he's her favorite buddy? Now perhaps? Not so much!

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  6. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Is Ted a Christian? Is AIP Palin? Is Trump? Because none of them conducts themselves in a Christian manner. I would suggest that each of them be more concerned with their own relationship with their God and less with a man, who conducts himself as a more righteous manner than any of their lot.

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    1. Leland11:59 PM

      "...who conducts himself as a more righteous manner than any of their lot."

      COMBINED!

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    2. Anonymous12:57 AM

      A pedophile usually isn't a 'normal' Christian, no (to answer your question about Ted). Palin spews hate, so that isn't very Christian. Trump spews bigotry, and I'm pretty sure THAT isn't Christian either (at least I don't think Jesus would do THAT nasty shit). I think that was what was meant in the bible, relating to 'false prophets'. Are we clear ?

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  7. I guess he has been a gun toting, ammosexual, animal slaughtering, moronic gay vegetarian pirate all along.

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    1. Anonymous4:23 AM

      Add in " pant shitting, draft dodging, yellow belly, pedophile ASSHOLE IDIOT" and you'll be closer to the mark.

      No wonder Granny $arah likes him, she can smell a shit stain bastard from a mile away, and is familiar with the stink

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  8. Anonymous5:38 PM

    Worthy of a tweet...

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  9. Anonymous5:40 PM

    I'm just very happy for him that he was finally able to come out.

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  10. Anonymous5:42 PM

    The Nuge gay huh? I always thought as much. About time he came out as the son of a bitch is half dead any way.

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    1. Anonymous6:31 AM

      None of the gay people I know are as void of character, morals and decency as this waste of protoplasm.

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  11. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Bet Turd Nugget is one of those Oat Keepers also too!

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    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      G, congrats. "Oat Keepers" will have a long and happy life brightening the intertubes.

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  12. Anonymous6:26 PM

    Is this a joke?

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  13. Anonymous6:43 PM

    Just off yourself as you promised, Ted. I can't believe I spent $7.50 to see you in the seventies. POS.

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  14. Anonymous7:23 PM

    You forgot "pedophile".

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    1. Ted just can't spell Pedophile. He spells it Pirate.

      Since he's not pooping his pants any more it's back up and now he's just full of shit.

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    2. Anonymous5:22 AM

      And he left out "cretin".

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  15. Anonymous7:28 PM

    So now can we call him the Motor City Fudge Packer?

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  16. Anonymous7:43 PM

    OT But important to Alaska.
    http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2015/09/18/3703004/indigenous-leaders-arctic-refuge-protection/

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  17. Anonymous7:49 PM

    This is telling:
    http://www.salon.com/2015/09/19/americas_little_known_isis_the_fundamentalist_mormon_sect_that_blends_polygamy_child_rape_and_organized_crime/

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  18. Anonymous7:51 PM

    You were supposed to be dead or in jail a long time ago you pathetic idiot. You can't keep your word can you Turd? Just like your soulmate Sarah. You are a lying, filthy bucket of slime, who has a brain filled with parasites from the poor animals you murdered and ate. What takes you so long to fulfill your promise you slobbering pedophile?

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    1. Anonymous12:03 AM

      oh yeah I would agree with that. Teddy turd chaser.

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  19. Anonymous9:08 PM

    Why are they all working themselves into a sweat over President Obama, twice elected to his office, but who is winding down his presidency? He's a lame duck, Sarah and Ted: not worth your time and attention.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 AM

      Because neither one have the brains they were born with. They just can't let go of their racism, envy and ignorance.

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  20. Anonymous9:41 PM

    He looks way to unwashed to be gay.

    Funny how the wingnuts all look dirty. I wonder if they all suffer from Sarah Palin's allergy to soap & water.

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  21. Well, it was Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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  22. Randall2:28 AM

    Someone asked me the other day if I thought the President was a Muslim.
    And I said, "you know what? It doesn't matter. This is AMERICA - you can be whatever you wanna be: it's called freedom and it's guaranteed in the Constitution - so what's your point?"

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  23. Anonymous3:10 AM

    I always suspected that pedophile bastard had a touch of teh ghey in him.

    -Houston Liberal Democrat

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  24. Anonymous3:49 AM

    How long before Huckleberry jumps all over this? He LOVES going after homosexuals. I suspect he has a little secret of his own. Neither Turd or Huck seem to be attractive to females for some reason. Either the bible thumping or the crappy pants turns women off. Who will $carah hitch her wagon to next. I wonder?

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    1. Leland5:56 AM

      "Either the bible thumping or the crappy pants turns women off."

      Don't bet on that, 3:49. Look at The "holier than thou" Ms. Davis in Kaintuck!

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  25. Anonymous4:09 AM

    Is it me, or does Jeb! Bush always look really constipated?

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  26. Our Lad5:30 AM

    Actually what he is is an old mean spirited hard on who got lucky with The Amboy Dukes and parlayed that early hit into a career. He could perform and he played loud but Joe Walsh could eat his lunch then and now as could hundreds of others, known and unknown. Someone should run this fuck over with a dumptruck.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 AM

      Bravo, Our Lad!

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  27. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Everyone knew about the skidmark long ago.

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  28. Anonymous10:04 AM

    If Ted Nugent isn't a perfect argument to never overturn Roe v. Wade, I don't know who is. Well, other than all of the Palins, at least. And Mike Huckabee. And Ted Cruz. And Dubya. And Cheney.

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