Newsflash: Ted Nugent is a "gay vegetarian pirate." Who knew?

obama is a Christian & Im a gay vegetarian pirate

— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) September 19, 2015

I have to admit I'm kind of surprised because up until now I thought he was a gun toting, ammosexual, animal slaughtering, moron.

Just goes to show how you can misjudge a guy.

(H/T to Mediaite.)

Little Luiz Antonio becomes a vegetarian right before our eyes.

Damn that made my eyes water. Must be a speck of dust or something.