Monday, October 12, 2015

Bristol Palin finally finds somebody in the media to defend her so there you liberal haterz!!!!!!!

After being mercilessly mocked by the media, and becoming so incensed that Nancy French had to post in an angry voice for her on her blog, Bristol has finally found a journalist to take her side:

Thanks, Federalist, for being more even handed than the other publications.

I mean sure the reporter is a conservative mouth piece, who graduated from an Evangelical college which mostly takes home schoolers, and has recently been in the news due to a sexual assault, but hey at least it was positive.

Or was it?

From The Federalist: 

Granted, Palin isn’t the best person to be a spokesperson for an abstinence advocacy organization, as clearly she isn’t practicing what she preaches, but that doesn’t strip her of the right to have a say on the reproductive process. 

The reporter,  Bre Payton, then goes on to agree with many of the misstatements made by Nancy/Bristol/Sarah in that initial piece, but of course since she is a conservative religious fundamentalist she kind of has to.

However it is hard to see this is as much of an endorsement of Bristol as a conservative spokesperson if the reporter also has to include her personal failings. 

I mean the point that many of the articles made while calling Palin out was that not only did she have her facts wrong, but that she herself was not the right person to deliver them for public consumption.

Bre Payton argues that Bristol has the right to have an opinion, and that is true.

However other media outlets also have the right to argue that her opinion is not worth anything based on her life choices, lack of education, and hypocrisy. 

And then if you add to that the fact that Bristol is not even the one really writing these posts, well then you turn the hypocrisy up to eleven.

Currently, thanks to the efforts of Nancy French and her employer Sarah Palin, Bristol is everyone's favorite punching bag.

If she does not like that, and based on that recent post about being called an idiot she must not, then Bristol knows what she needs to do about it.

And she might want to hurry, because Wonkette is already having another field day with that idiot post.


128 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Now, Gryphen, lay off Bristol. She's obviously living her life privately by posting pictures of herself and her family and telling personal anecdotes and talking about her own birth control on her eponymous blog.

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  2. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Poor idiot Bristle was given a pass by the media so long that of course she is going to play the victim. But the media isn't actually picking on her, the media is holding Bristle responsible for her own words and actions.

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    1. Anonymous6:31 PM

      Dear gods, isn't she? The twice-pregnant by different fathers, as-yet-unmarried, uneducated, drunken-brawling daughter of an unsuccessful vice-presidential candidate.

      I would use her as an object lesson for my own daughters, but they just think she's too ridiculous to take seriously in any way.

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    2. Anonymous11:44 PM

      Not to mention what that idiot did to her face.

      The degree of self-loathing that would make someone mutilate her own face to that extent is simply unimaginable.

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    3. Anonymous3:38 AM

      These two look so desperate, don't they? The professional hookers in LV must have had a field day watching these two amateurs trying to ply their trade. No wonder they had to go back to Alaska, where men outnumber women. For a 25 year old, Bristles looks like a used up 45 year old. Having babies constantly had taken it's toll on her face and body. I just do not understand what makes these two think they are so hot?

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  4. ibwilliamsi4:55 PM

    Somehow, "She's as dumb as a sack of hair, but she has the right to express her opionion" doesn't really seem like a ringing endorsement to me.

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  5. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Look at that photo...

    I still think Marina is a transvestite and is the baby's daddy.

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    1. Anonymous5:25 PM

      I think that Marina is exactly who she sells herself to be. In the photo, it looks as if she is egging Bristol on. Come on, it'll be fun. No one will know. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (Well, most of the time. Oops)

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    2. Anonymous5:27 PM

      Look at that photo - who takes a selfy in a bathroom with a toilet in the background? Totally classless.

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    3. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Well, think of it this way: Anna Duggar had a baby on a toilet. Toilet paper roll and all! Classless, clueless and completely disgusting. Yup, that's Bristol!

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    4. Anonymous6:02 PM

      That may be a love nest to Bristol.

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    5. Anonymous6:34 PM

      For gods sake give Marina a break. She is a hobbit.
      You are all such racists. She can't help it. Some of my best friends are Hobbitt. Dr. Willow palin is a hobbit as well as governor Sarah Plain. Toad is 1/4 hobbit. Bristol is impregnated with a baby hobbit
      who takes 12 mos. to gestate. I think the newest baby hobbit should be named Dildo.

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    6. Anonymous7:34 PM

      Dildo (Baggins) is taken. "Bored of the Rings." Along with Frito and Goodgulf. I miss National Lampoon - imagine what they could have done with Bristol and $arah?

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    7. Anonymous6:50 AM

      anon@634, you owe me a new keyboard =D

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  6. Anonymous4:59 PM

    C4Peers are in full meltdown tonight over Bristol. Not even Big Boss VG could control his minions, and fluffed off in a huff...you know, as he does.

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      They need to all join hands and pray.

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    2. Anonymous5:24 PM

      How can he defend the little whore?

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    3. Anonymous5:43 PM

      LOL, they are finally figuring out that Bristle is a slut.

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    4. Anonymous6:07 PM

      So many wonderful memories of the innocent times.
      http://us4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2015-03-10-05.00.42.jpg

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    5. Anonymous6:16 PM

      5:24 How can he defend the little whore?

      He didn't! He actually was telling the rest to calm down because the poster brought up valid points!

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  7. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Just looked in at the pee pond and they are losing it because some are speaking the truth about Bristol finally and it is not going down well with the idiotic morons of her cult. One poster even said that Bristol being pregnant out of wedlock again caused Palin not to run in 2016. Of course, she will NEVER run for any political office again, but they have to have some excuse for being so taken in by the grifter.

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    1. Anonymous5:22 PM

      Bristol was pregnant out of wedlock in 2008 and it didn't stop Sarah Palin from running for VP then.

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    2. They honestly think her grown daughter is the reason she won't run? Oy vey!

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    3. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Palin chose to run for VP with a DS 4 month old (?), a pregnant teen, a drug addicted son, and a pimping husband...

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    4. Anonymous10:29 PM

      http://www.motherjones.com/files/legacy/mojoblog/sarah-palin.jpg

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  8. Anonymous5:05 PM

    I recently had a procedure at the hospital, and the nurse added a new question to the list of questions that are pretty routine. After she asked about allergies, past operations, and other items in the medical history, she asked me if I had been physically, sexually or emotionally abused. That would have been an important question for her to ask me in private because that might have been my only chance to describe a problem, if there had been a problem. But she asked the question in front of my husband. What if he was the abuser? Later, I discussed her question with some other people who agreed that women (and girls) should have an opportunity to discuss that uncomfortable subject in complete privacy, if they choose to.

    There are good arguments for a young girl to have an IUD implanted. If she is disabled or unable to speak for herself or protect herself, she may be the target of abuse in a care giving institution. This would prevent an unwanted pregnancy. It is hard enough for the girl to deal with her disabilities without having to carry a child to term as well. There are kids who experience sexual abuse at home, so parental notification and consent would not be appropriate. The professionals in her school are mandated reporters and they should receive training in recognizing the signs of abuse. The IUD can help regulate an irregular period. For sexually active girls, it is easy for them to forget to take their "cramp pills" and the IUD is always there. It can also be removed if/when she plans to have children.

    It is a joke that Bristol Palin would be the spokesperson for abstinence when she admitted that it doesn't work. Pause before you play was an equally silly slogan. Bristol is the poster child for sex education and knowing the facts about how to prevent an unwanted pregnancy and how to avoid getting sexually transmitted diseases. It's one thing to be the drunken teen in the tent who forgot to take birth control pills. But this time, Bristol was older. She has a child to care for, and she was getting romantically linked with Dakota Meyer. Having sex without protection was risky. Bristol could have contracted an STD or AIDS.

    Bristol doesn't write anything longer than an Instagram comment. Nancy French has an agenda and slants the discussion over to her conservative point of view. Putting those words under Bristol's name was not smart, because the last person to discuss birth control is the girl who never uses it. Here is Bristol, single and pregnant again, the worst spokesperson for keeping IUD's away from kids. If anyone needed an IUD, it would be Bristol. Oh, the irony!

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  9. Anonymous5:08 PM

    What a winner for Bristol to have The Federalist on her side. Bristol should give them the baby birth scoop when it comes.

    I hope The Federalist does right for the baby and gets after Dakota, the father, for being such a slacker. What a dog he is!

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Dakota is NOT the father of her baby. They were using him and fortunately he caught on. Bristol probably doesn't even know who the father of the baby is!

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    2. Anonymous5:30 PM

      I believe you're on to something. If this baby was his, why would they break up? Makes no sense.

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    3. Anonymous5:43 PM

      I think that People Magazine paid for the rights to the BBQ Wedding, and they have to get their money back one way or another. They'll print the baby photos with a date that makes it look as if Bristol didn't get ahead of herself.

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    4. Dakota is NOT the father of this baby.

      At the top of this article is a selfie taken by Bristol of herself and the Exotic Russian Ho', Marina Lupas. This photo was taken in Vegas the day before Valentine's Day, 2015 -- because this photo was posted on Bristol's Instagram page along with other photos clearly identified as that date.

      When she posted this photo on her Instagram page, it was accompanied by a comment that the next day "I ruined my life forever." Meaning -- Bristol and Marina went out bar-hopping, picked up a few strangers, and Bristol got herself knocked up as the result of a one-night stand in Vegas.

      You really need to pay attention.

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    5. Anonymous6:40 PM

      I doubt she knew she was pregnant in February, let alone the day after she slept around.

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    6. Anonymous6:53 PM

      People Magazine would get their money back if they did an honest investigation of the work Bristol does. Honest about Bristol's friends at work. She has no other friends. Her cousins are staying out of the shit these days also too.

      People could make a fortune but the are complicit with birthing a child into a den of liars and frauds.

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    7. Anonymous7:07 PM

      In Feb Bristol wrote she ruined her life forever. Perhaps instead of sleeping around, this was the night when she agreed to do as her mother had been hounding her - to agree to a "whirlwind engagement" with MOH. Perhaps later she thought better of it and intentionally got pregnant to screw her mother over and forever scuttle a marriage of convenience with Dakota, her mothers pick. Bristol may be stupid and damaged,but she may also be getting revenge on her mother, the person who has manipulated and perhaps stole her child Trig from her. It makes a good story! Maybe LMN will do a TV movie based in it lol

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    8. Anonymous8:08 PM

      CORRECT, she did!
      And two days later changed it to blessed.

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    9. Anonymous8:35 PM

      6:40: she might not have known she was pregnant, but she might have realized she had had unprotected sex with a stranger, and might have realized she had been too drunk to do something about it.
      At THAT point in time, she should have taken the 'morning after' pill,and it would not have been an 'abortion' as the fundies claim this pill is.

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    10. Anonymous2:34 AM

      7:07
      That is the scenario I believe is truthful as well.

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  10. Seriously, what is with that fricking ducklip pose? Grow the Fuck up!

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    1. Anonymous5:57 PM

      It's not duck lip or fish lip pose! It's a mutt butt pose!

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    2. Anonymous6:00 PM

      Wrong! That is a mutt butt pose! (Check out the way a mutt's butt looks - exactly like that!)

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    3. Anonymous9:31 PM

      Whatever the hell it is, it is infantile and stupid. Poor girl is just too damn dumb to figure out that the stupid fish lip selfies are low class and prove she's an idiot. What do you bet she just keeps proving what an effing idiot she is by advertising her ignorance on the internet.

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  11. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Heather will never get over the "loss" of Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous2:36 AM

      Oh Boo hoo Heather.
      Be a real aunt and to something to save her. Stand up to your sick sister....what the money is too good to be truthful???

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  12. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Nancy French is married to conservative David French who writes at National Review Online.
    His recent post there " It's Not ' Pro Life ' to ask Evangelicals To Disarm " details the death threats he and his family have received from white supremacists and other racists.
    Much of the hatred and venom is because Nancy and David French have adopted a black child.
    He also recently criticized the far right for their hatred.
    I wonder how many Palin supporters were among the thousands tweeting hate to Bristol and Sarah's ghost writers ?

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    1. Anonymous6:10 PM

      So is it possible they adopted Barstool's new Baby girl and the Palins are trying to make the s'witch' to a white baby girl? All is possible in Gods plan and Palin KKKlan world. Just a thought?

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  13. Anonymous5:40 PM

    That picture! IMO, either Bristles is suddenly a lesbian, or Marina has all it takes to be the baby daddy.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 PM

      All that and Marina is aka "PUTIN Plant" too

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  14. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Bristol wrote, "It is crazy that the government is offering a controversial form of birth control that can have serious life-long side effects to 10-year-old CHILDREN, but then to do all of this behind a parent’s back is simply outrageous!"

    It's too bad that The Federalist accepted what Bristol, I mean, Nancy French wrote without check the facts. IUD's are not controversial, they do not have life-long side effects, unless you consider being able to plan when you want to have children a "side effect." That's the purpose of birth control, namely preventing teens from getting pregnant before they finish high school (hey, you, Bristol). Birth control prevents girls from getting ahead of themselves (hey, you, Bristol). It prevents you from gaining 15 pounds while dancing with the star when everyone else on the program lost weight. What happened to that baby, Bristol? When will you tell us about your other boy, the one in the photos with Tripp?

    Let's look at the right quote from The Federalist. Granted, Palin isn’t the best person to be a spokesperson for an abstinence advocacy organization, as clearly she isn’t practicing what she preaches, but that doesn’t strip her of the right to have a say on the reproductive process. I would agree, except for the fact that Bristol doesn't write the posts, and Nancy has an agenda which eliminates the rest of the facts. Bristol does not know the first thing about birth control, or she would use it. And, she'd ask her partner to use a condom because he could have a STD or AIDS.

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      Since when is an IUD controversial?

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    2. Anonymous6:05 PM

      An IUD is controversial if given to a ten year old girl. Unfortunately, one has to check a bit farther in order to find out that the two ten year old girls were actually mentally/physically handicapped and in a setting where they can easily be taken advantage of (i.e. be raped), and since they cannot tell what is going on/who did what to them, the parents decided to make sure their girls will not have the added burden of potentially getting pregnant.
      THAT is the part Barstool left conveniently out.

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    3. Anonymous6:12 PM

      Marina Has a Dildo Phone in her left hand maybe?

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    4. Anonymous7:33 PM

      No, I agree they are controversial when given to a 10-year-old. I was responding to Brancy's claim that IUD's are controversial. I'm sorry not to have been clearer.

      I would think that nonhormonal IUDs are better than any hormonal BC at that age.

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    5. Anonymous9:15 PM

      It might be less controversial if the people reporting on this would tell the whole story. They may only be using this for sensation, to get people worked up and to manipulate them. Are they talking about disabled, DS and kids with other severe problems? Living in an institution? Not able to do anything if raped.

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  15. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Sorry to say this, but Marina's mouth in that picture always reminds me of a butt hole. I mean: look at it, and tell me that it does not look like a cleaned butt of a mutt?

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    1. Anonymous2:47 AM

      My rottweiler's butt looked MUCH better than either of these whores. Bristles looks as though her head was dunked into a toilet. Must have been another rough night for her. Quoting long verses of scripture is SO very laughable. Has Bristles even touched a bible in the last ten years? Too bad $carah did not have Bristles "fixed" with an IUD when she was starting to become sexually active. Could have prevented all those hidden babies, and this one also, too.

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  16. Anonymous5:54 PM

    OT-http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/law-and-order-svu-duggars-episode_561bc543e4b0082030a3278a

    Well maybe?

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  17. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Oh Barstool... you might imagine that "any publicity is good publicity" at this stage of your life. You have branded yourself as a slut, whore, and an idiot, along with your children as losers in your sad life. That label will follow you and your offspring forever. If you were not such an asshole, I'd actually feel sympathy towards you. The "seeds of life" you are pumping out are the biggest losers in your game.

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  18. Anonymous6:03 PM

    'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.'

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    1. Anonymous2:49 AM

      Twice? Look AGAIN st her DWTS costumes, hiding her belly.

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  19. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Worried about our country? Check out the comments. We might only be America for another presidential term or two.

    https://www.facebook.com/MelaniaTrump/photos/a.443098487807.246093.263486007807/10151508402027808/?type=3&theater

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Every time I see her my first thought is 'she is so ugly'. Then, after a few seconds, I find I'm squinting....

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  20. Anonymous6:17 PM

    So what is up with the ring she has on in the picture? Isn't that her engagement ring?

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    1. It's on her right hand so not engagement.

      Looks like the ring from a distance but I thought Sarah was wearing the fake CZ ring in lieu of her missing wedding ring she's never replaced.

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    2. Anonymous5:43 PM

      That's her "purity ring"

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  21. Anonymous6:21 PM

    I'm trying to figure out what makes Bristol's bff an exotic model?

    Big sagging breasts on a Eupean looking matronly farm hand with a big ass and big thighs only means to me she can pull a plow if the plow pulling bull is sick.

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    1. Anonymous6:58 PM

      I think she sells herself and her products on Eastern European, Russian and Asian sites.

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    2. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Yep, she would have been a prize back on the old communist collective farm. Heck, she might even have been pretty then.

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    3. Anonymous8:26 PM

      I think bff exotic model is more Russian Mafia Alaska. Old communist collective is history.

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    4. Anonymous11:53 PM

      It's just self marketing, trying to work with what she has.

      To me, she looks like a Russian peasant, nothing more.

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    5. Anonymous2:53 AM

      My husband was stationed in Germany years ago. He took me to a place where all these beautiful girls were standing on a corner. I said "Are they waiting for a bus?" He laughed, then told me they are prostitutes. Beautiful girls, not like Bristles and Marina at all. Germany had legal prostitution, and the girls were regularly checked for STD's. These two would have been the left overs after ALL the others were hired for their services. I am sure Las Vegas has plenty of beautiful call girls, who could give these two a run for their money. Not much competition from Bristles and Marina, I am sure, unless the guys were desperate?

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  22. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Bristle makes a wonderful poster child for the insane.
    Her mother is clearly teeched. So I suppose that explains bristle being slow. You know a dimwit. Lights on , nobody home.

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    1. Anonymous12:51 AM

      Do you suppose Bristol has been dna tested? she may have a medical problem due to her dna and the mutations on gene chrom 1. This gene is related to behavior and autism. Let us hope she receives and her children receive the proper diagnose and care that they will need..

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  23. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Marina / Coyote Ugly

    Coyote Ugly -
    A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death. 

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    1. Anonymous3:23 AM

      Well, thanks for that education.

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  24. Anonymous6:46 PM

    There is a baby that is to be born into a family with a track record. An honest person will consider that track record. Especially since it concerns children and young adults.

    If you were part of the Palin mess, what would you do? Let's say you were in Dakota's place. The family, friends, organizations you almost married into claim you are the mystery father and you are saying and doing nothing about it. They say all kinds of things about you. The baby may read about it when they grow up. An adult, that thought they may be the father, would have asked for tests and know what is up, at least, if they are the father or not.

    Dakota knows the truth about that and he is not speaking. He is doing nothing.

    This whole baby thing is not going to just stop and go away. Not unless they all know the baby will be killed in the end. If Dakota believes a baby will be born into a web of lies with an abusive family with a track record of lies and abuse, why won't he clear up his part? It would be something towards a chance for this baby. I don't get why he would allow those creeps to spin tales about him and go on when he could stop all of that.

    I don't care if Dakota is a failure as a man. It will only be better for the baby the sooner Bristol has to deal with any little part of reality. The least Dakota could do is clear up and be honest about his part of being a possible father.

    Is Bristol going to raise this child to believe that Dakota is their father?
    Dakota is just going along with it by not saying anything? He is wrong to wait so long to stand up in regard to this situation. He knows enough. It is past time he clears this up and give the child a better chance in life. At least he wouldn't be another one that is treating this child so bad.

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    1. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Dakota may feel sorry for Bristol the same way Levi did and does. Or maybe he is being blackmailed or paid off to keep his mouth shut. Or maybe he signed a nondisclosure agreement.

      Once the baby is born, he won't put up with people believing he is he and he isn't doing anything about it.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 PM

      Dakota is NOT the father of that baby and don't forget the crooked finger in his face "Celebration of Life" from mommie dearest.

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    3. Anonymous12:02 AM

      " The least Dakota could do is clear up and be honest about his part of being a possible father. "

      You're asking Dakota to do something he can not be honest about since in the first place the mother wasn't honest with him. Why should he believe anything Bristol tells him about anything like when/who she had sex with, how far along pregnant she is, etc. Maybe Dakota isn't saying anything because he did the math and KNOWS he is not the father after Barstool told him, "I have a little surprise for you. I'm pregnant but not sure if you're the father or not".

      He's taken the best advice from his lawyer to just not comment or do anything until that day ever comes that Bristol comes clean about who the father is. I see ZERO reason for Dakota to get involved at this point in the Palin deceptions.

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    4. Anonymous12:05 AM

      6:46 you have NO CLUE that Dakota knows the truth about anything Bristol did. Marina is probably the only one that knows how many and who all Bristol was sleeping with and where she had her one night stands. Dakota wouldn't know that.

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    5. Anonymous2:57 AM

      Plus the grandma saying "We do not mention Bristol Palin in this family". So there! She obviously made one HELL of an impression down there in KinFucky, eh?

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    6. Anonymous6:23 AM

      Dakota is an adult that has a right to know the find out if he is the father. it is his choice. He may not care about the gossip or any of Bristol's kids. He may want to play a waiting game to see what Palin will do next. The gossip about him being the father, conservatives going on about him at c4p may be fine with him. At least someone is mentioning his name.

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  25. What's going on with these pics on Sarah's Facebook page?

    In the photo of Sarah sitting on a beach you can see a float-plane in the background -- she may be sitting on one of the floats.

    https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/photos/pcb.10153684662118588/10153684661483588/?type=3&theater



    https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/photos/pcb.10153684662118588/10153684661578588/?type=3&theater


    https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/photos/pcb.10153684662118588/10153684661673588/?type=3&theater

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    1. Anonymous7:02 PM

      Those are old. Dogs are safe. Have you checked Willow Insta? She does it safe, dogs, hair, same old crap.

      Remember what happened to Jordan Loewe? She had to go.

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    2. Anonymous10:21 PM

      Sheesh, how the "Mighty" have fallen.

      Those photos of various Palin dogs were posted on the 7th, two days ago. Only 4,100 likes and 129 shares.

      What's going on? Those 4.5 million Followers must all be off on holiday.

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    3. Anonymous11:14 PM

      So, help me with the math here...4.1 thousand is how much less than 4.1 million? a factor of 10x6?

      Her sycophants are off by 100,000 in their beliefs...is that right?

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    4. Anonymous2:58 AM

      The contract must have run out when she could not raise enough money BEGGING to pay them.

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  26. Janice A Soderquist6:47 PM

    Bristol must be so lonely, her mother seems absent, all her daddy's are absent, the media hates her, and she just continues to say things are going great. She must be the most confused person on earth, trying to convince everything in her life is planned and going her way.

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    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      She's lucky she has a big family because she is very short on friends. There's a reason she spends so much time with Trig and Piper.

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    2. Anonymous7:45 AM

      I know I would be confused, and terrified by my responsibilities and sense of isolation. But she overlays all that with the snottiest kind of superiority. Makes you hope for the worst for her.

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  27. Anonymous7:23 PM

    Bristol wasn't a spokesthing for abstinence. She was a spokesthing for "dress-like-a-slut-and-spread-your-legs" Candies. Let's not forget that there wasn't an ounce of legitimacy in her babblings for Candies, her presence was merely to shut down criticism of Candies for sexually exploiting teens.

    Bristol has never suffered from credibility.

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    1. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Yeah, plus the Dr. Drew. Bristol cousin Kandice who left a daughter back in Ak and went to the city to be on the tv with the sales flack charlatan who was selling teens a bad, bad pos from corporate Candies. Bristol Palin, not who she claims to be, a grifter, a poser, learned the family businesses. Whoring. What sells?

      Cousin Kandice, I think it is Palma now and she sells baby clothes. She grubbed on all the swag. Sold monkey shoes on ebay. Travel companion for Bristol, leaving her young daughter for the grift..

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    2. Anonymous3:01 AM

      Grifting must be a "family thang" for these PayMes. Remember Chuckles Jr. begging for donations for expensive camera equipment? Bristles HAS to realize her big money days are over.

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    3. Anonymous3:21 AM

      There's no reason to think that Kousin Kandice isn't still regularly enjoying the proceeds of the Palin grift.

      All we know for sure is that Britta is the only one of the old grifting 'family' that supports herself.

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  28. Anonymous7:55 PM

    Palin picks her fights.
    https://lynnrockets.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/palin-johnston1.jpg?w=604

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  29. Anonymous8:05 PM

    Best Wonkette ever. Yeeeehaw -sjp

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  30. Anonymous8:07 PM

    Heath Palin also too.

    Law & Order: SVU Is Bringing The Gavel Down On The Duggars And Their Sick Hypocritical Lifestyle

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/10/12/law-order-svu-is-bringing-the-gavel-down-on-the-duggars-and-their-sick-hypocritical-lifestyle/

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  31. Anonymous8:10 PM

    ooops! forgot

    http://s20.postimg.org/gltf6kpzx/Josh_Duggar_Sarah_Bristle_Palin.jpg

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  32. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Wonkette is filled with a bunch of sadists who were always picked last in kickball.

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    1. Anonymous4:43 AM

      Hi MJS!

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    2. Anonymous6:21 AM

      eww, the same shepherd creep out of NZ who posts email addresses if he doesn't like your comment?

      Delete
  33. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Trinity Louise Palin
    Sarah Rebecca Palin
    Tiffany Sunshine Palin

    There you have it.

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    1. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Tuesday Diablo Palin
      Rio Renee Palin
      Bianca Blaze Palin

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    2. Anonymous12:06 AM

      Disappointment Dunno Palin
      Vegas Baby Palin
      Dohmoh Trapp Palin

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  34. Anonymous8:51 PM

    Bristol is pretty pleased with all of the attention that she is getting, judging from her recent instagram photo, showing off her big belly. Let's face it. Bristol has no business talking about birth control since she doesn't practice it. (It's not just to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Condoms prevent STD's and AID's being contracted by the sexual partner.)

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    1. Anonymous9:22 PM

      She borrowed Sarah's old apparatus.
      https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12139684_1636844703207199_1467913436_n.jpg

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    2. Anonymous9:23 PM

      Magical Palin.
      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uW-BSLgBIgU/ULutqyMxDFI/AAAAAAAADVs/JXTshKB6ku4/s1600/SCHARLOTT+$+10,000+proof.jpg

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    3. Anonymous10:32 PM

      7.5 months preggo!
      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e9/bd/31/e9bd317ca2ae138710d1982f12398ebf.jpg

      7 months
      http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4dd13ab14bd7c82b0f1d0000/sarah-palin-pregnant.jpg

      ???????
      http://www.lauranovakauthor.com/uploads/5/3/7/4/5374397/5129195.jpg?569

      7 months?
      http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BPCHSuEu--/18k2mjz1suu6gjpg.jpg

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  35. Anonymous8:59 PM

    This is the first time I *really* looked at that bathroom picture.
    Is anyone familiar with Las Vegas? This looks like a bathroom in a place where you have lots of drug deals going on, and maybe also lots of 'hanky-panky' sex. Look at how low those stall doors are.
    In the hotels I used to frequent (and they were not the five star hotels!) they always had doors either to the ceiling, or almost to the ceiling.
    These here are so low, even tiny Barstool would be able to look over one. There is a place like this in Seattle, and when I asked a security attendant why they were so low, I was told that was for security reasons - if she (the security attendant) heard or saw or smelled something 'funny', she has the authority to peek over the stall door.

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    1. Anonymous9:30 PM

      Well, I personally think Marina is gross and one is the company you keep. I don't consider either of them "hot" but they sure do and always some guy willing. Eeeewww.

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  36. Anonymous9:07 PM

    Bristol Palin! What a mover and a shaker...

    Bristol weighs in
    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/bristol-palin-attacks-lena-dunham-defends-josh-duggar-article-1.2247237

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  37. Anonymous9:17 PM

    Anonymous8:20 PM said

    Dakota is NOT the father of that baby and don't forget the crooked finger in his face "Celebration of Life" from mommie dearest.

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    (With crooked finger waving in his face) Boy I don't care if that's not your baby. I spent a lot of money on that engagement ring and as sure as there is Hell you will marry my daughter and claim that baby as yours. You hearin' boy?

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  38. slipstream9:20 PM

    It's a good thing that Bristol doesn't waste her time taking a lot of selfies, because we know her mom thinks that's stupid.

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    1. Anonymous3:05 AM

      That's right. Where are the fish $carah insists should be in selfies?

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    2. You know, that might explain those dumb faces she is always making in her pics: a family inside joke to Sarah Palin's remark.
      Still, she needs to knock it off.

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  39. Anonymous10:13 PM

    I am thinking of dressing as Bristol for a Halloween party. Does anyone have some good ideas on something I could use to look eight months pregnant? Gonna dye my hair black and carry my cellphone everywhere and wear something slutty, but I need a fake belly.

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    1. I don't know if you can pull it off. You would have to pretend that you're a dumbfuck like Bristol. If anyone asks you who the father is, do the Bristol, and say, "I have no idea. There were just so many".

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    2. Anonymous12:21 AM

      Well you can always use a square couch pillow. It worked for Sarah for a while.

      Make sure that while you are using that cell phone that you are constantly taking pictures of yourself while making a duck face. Wear camoflage shoes and over-sized $300 sunglasses.

      Tape a hockey puck to your belly. Wear fish-net stockings or black yoga pants.

      Get an over-sized white or black T-shirt and write something on it:

      "Abstinence Spokesperson"
      "Hi! I'm Bristol. Abstinence works!"

      You can get iron on printer sheets and download any image from the web and iron any thing on your t-shirt!

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    3. In addition to the black hair, the slutty dress, and a big belly, you must:

      -- Pee in the street.
      -- Wear $300 sunglasses
      -- Drag around with you a 6-yr-old kid who wears his cap backwards, throws gang signs, and calls everyone "faggot"
      -- Carry a fake Louis Vutton bag and wear Louboutin shoes
      -- Start a fight at every home you visit
      -- Take selfies at every step


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    4. Anonymous1:38 AM

      Here you go...

      http://www.costumesupercenter.com/accessories+makeup-miscellaneous/67388F-pregnant-belly.html?gclid=CM2riICTv8gCFUiGfgod0FUMkg&code=googlepla&s_kwcid=AL!4259!3!69898796222!!!g!109748201582!?CAWELAID=530008800000171339&ef_id=VhzQuwAABXV7HxcV:20151013093659:s

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    5. Anonymous2:00 AM

      What you need to do is get a slutty cammo dress, dump beer all over yourself and stand over a puddle of piss. Keep saying over and over, "all i have on my face is beer and make-up." you will a perfect Palin.

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    6. Anonymous3:06 AM

      Don;t forget the duck lips, and the ugly shoes.

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  40. Anonymous11:32 PM

    The more Bristol via the blog protests the more foolish she sounds. Wonkette eviscerated her writing the truth.

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  41. Anonymous12:27 AM

    I dont know Bristol and I don't know what she is trying to say in that photo. Her generation is very liberated. At this point everything goes. When I look at that photo it appears that Bristol is finding her new love, drink and lifestyle and enjoys being pregnant. Great.

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  42. Anonymous2:58 AM

    I think maybe Patheos or Sarah Palin is trying to renegotiate the terms of the blog or the ghostwriting arrangement, which would explain the flurry of clickbait posts. Bristol is being sold out for page views.

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  43. Anonymous6:06 AM

    'The best things in life you always have to work for, you must earn them. The harder the work the sweeter the reward. Forever forward.'

    Dakota
    http://i0.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Bristol-palin-pregnancy-scandal-baby-daddy-beach-pp.jpg?resize=800%2C450

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  44. Anonymous6:33 AM

    Back to the name game, I am partial to Fall, given she will give birth in the Fall.
    Tripp and Fall is hysterical and likely that dimwit won't even realize how trashy she is. I also like the psychology of it: Fall is when the days are shorter and darkness increases, the erth is dying whereas Sunny is summer, light, alive , Breeze is whimsical etc.
    Falin Palin is also cute.

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  45. This adds a new contender to the Baby name game.

    Payton Brie Palin.

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