Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Company offers county clerk Kim Davis half a million dollars to appear in an interracial lesbian porn movie. Oh, that's just not right.

Homphobe, county clerk, and potential porn star, Kim Davis.
The company is called Dogfart, and this is their press release courtesy of Death and Taxes: 

With all the controversy surrounding Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis’ refusal to issue same sex marriage licenses even after the Supreme Court of the United States made same sex marriage the law of the land, The Dogfart Network which is the leading online destination for Adult Interracial content is offering the Holy Kim Davis a chance at redemption. 

The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica. 

“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.” 

The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family with her on an all expense paid vacation. 

Do you hear that, Kim Davis? Several times your yearly salary to film a sex scene with the single most attractive person you will ever get to see naked, probably. And you can bring the kids! Sounds like a win-win to me.

Okay if I develop erectile dysfunction in the next year or so, this will mark the day that it probably started.

I have little doubt that this is just a joke, because...I mean....but who would.....yeah it's gotta be a joke.

I like the offer to "bring the kids." And they say porn companies are not family friendly.

But still, no.

I'm sorry, I meant to say hell no!

34 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Hell, she'd blow Mike Huckabee for free!

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    1. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Yep, K. Davis and M. Huckabee grinding nasty bits to Cat Scratch Fever.

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    2. Anonymous8:55 AM

      Well, I no longer have an appetite.

      The thought of seeing this Grimace-shaped ball of homophobic bigotry's O-face makes me want to swear off sex forever. Then again, she probably thinks the clitoris is a dinosaur found at the Creation Museum.

      Jennifer K

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  2. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Hey, Black Lesbians have taste and self esteem, I wouldn't lick that face for double the money, BUT the lying bitch homophobe has an "out" God will forgive her because she's been "warshed clean by the blood of Jesus" and he'll do it again.

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  3. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Sounds like a go fund her account. We could raise a million! The film won't even be released if she just goes away.

    Kim Davis will you get off my tv for a million dollars?

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  4. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Appearing in an interracial lesbian porn movie-- no problem, as long as she doesn't marry any of those gals.

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  5. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Sheesh Gryph,you trying to make me toss my cookies.
    ?

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  6. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Watching
    BLOOD LION
    WOW

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    1. Anonymous8:39 PM

      6:09 I couldn't watch. Knew it would be very disturbing.

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  7. Anonymous6:24 PM

    For half a million will she strap it on and go to town? She could be YOOGE as a Celesbian!

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  8. Anonymous6:35 PM

    They probably just need to dig up whatever movies this clapped-out whore made in the past.

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  9. Anonymous6:44 PM

    She'll run her course.
    Well on her way.

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  10. Anonymous6:58 PM

    If Sarah Palin or Bristol was offered that roll how fast do you think they would pull down their panties?

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    1. Anonymous3:38 AM

      Bristles drops hers for drinks, so she would come cheap. Pun intended.

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    2. Anonymous8:58 AM

      Bristol probably drops her drawers for a bag of chips. I never thought Bristol ever had sex out of love, lust or desire. I think she fucks because she is bored and boring.

      Jennifer K

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  11. Anonymous7:07 PM

    I need a tanker truck full of mind bleach...

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  12. EWWWW. OMG--brain bleach, please.

    But--It'll be a good ad for when Huckabee and his buddies decide to run her for a Senator in the near future.

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  13. Anonymous7:36 PM

    They should have offered a million. It would hurt twice as much when she turned down that amount. And, of course she has to, because ya know, Jebus... poor wittle martyr kimmie.

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  14. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Oh my!

    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5615c40be4b0fad1591acbb5

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    1. Link to an unrelated story. Please stop doing that.

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    2. Anonymous8:41 AM

      Kiss my ass Donal. Didn't know Gryph hired you as a monitor.

      Been a contributor verbally and monetarily on this blog for 7 years. Go take a long walk off a short plank.

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    3. Donal,

      Please stop trying to run Gryphen's site for him. You have your own, with your own rules.

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    4. Fine and dany. Hijack away.

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    5. Anonymous4:28 PM

      sizematters.com

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  15. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Government Transparency Website Catches Kim Davis Refusing To Do Her Job Again (SCREENSHOTS)

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/10/07/government-transparency-website-catches-kim-davis-refusing-to-do-her-job-again-screenshots/

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  16. Anonymous9:26 PM

    This is so funny, Gryphen!

    These Women Posed As Construction Workers To Catcall Men–Watch What Happens (NSFW VIDEO)

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/10/07/these-women-posed-as-construction-workers-to-catcall-men-watch-what-happens-nsfw-video/

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    1. Anonymous10:06 PM

      Please 9:26! That is a funny video but you insinuate that Gryphen is some sort of feminist. He is raunchy as any construction worker flanked by a bunch of horny buddies.

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    2. Copy/paste/link to a completely unrelated story. Go post on your own blog if you want people to look at your faves.

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  17. Anonymous10:13 PM

    She'd fucking do it, just to prove her point...whatever the fuck that might be (just like a certain sell-out half-term right-wing porn star we all know.)

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    1. Anonymous3:39 AM

      Once her $80,000 a year government paycheck stops, her 4th husband will sign her up.

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    2. Anonymous1:25 PM

      Scarecrow and Mrs. Kim!

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  18. Anonymous2:45 AM

    Well that should be enough to send every straight guy running to join me on the gay side of the fence!

    It'll be fun to finally sink my teeth into some of you! ;-)

    I better buy stock in Grindr...because sales will skyrocket $$$ :-)

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  19. But then they'd have to pay people to watch Kim Davis naked.

    Eeewww.

    I'll never get that image out of my head now.

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  20. Anonymous10:52 AM

    If Kim Davis is the new face of pornography? There you go!
    I hope there is room in the monasteries for one more.
    Because, there I go. She is one piece of ugliness.Inside and outside.

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