Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Sarah Palin hard at work trying to sound out the words in the book her ghostwriter typed up for her.

Courtesy of Palin's also mostly ghostwritten Facebook page:

 Having a "sweet" time recording the audio version of my new book "Sweet Freedom" - due out in just 20 days! 

Twenty days! Why that's just enough time for me to save up to buy....just about anything else.

The only thing that I imagine would be worse than reading through one of these horribly written, cut and past tomes of Palin's is to listen to her struggling to read through one in that grating voice of hers.

I can only imagine how many takes it requires for her to even make it through a paragraph.

"Well pardon me, but who told y'all to put in so many highfalutin words in the first place."

After being silent for almost a week, Palin has come back with a vengeance (A word that ALWAYS applies to Sarah Palin.), and there are posts featuring her new gig at Newsmax, a denial that the Tea party is dead, and of course an attack against the President.

And yet with all of that not one word about the impending birth of her new granddaughter. Hmm, how sad.

In the meantime Nancy French, her pseudo daughter, has been doing her thing over on the blog she grudgingly shares with Palin's real life daughter, with a new post that defends the now infamous South Carolina cop and of course blames the student.

Ahh the Palins! They never fail to reinforce just how right we were on any given issue.


  1. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Hey Sarah, I thought favorite Bible verses were PERSONAL. Shouldn't you be keeping that to yourself?

    1. Anonymous3:09 PM

      It's only PERSONAL if asked to give out the verses for free. Pay for the book and voila, instant access to her "favorite" 260 verses at a bargain of 8 cents per verse..

  2. Anonymous2:21 PM

    The truly astounding thing about the Palins is how predictable they are in their response to anything. They, as always, exhibit an utter lack of embarrassment regarding their racist, ignorant, homophobic and misogynist behavior. I’m sure if quizzed they would respond with the lame “I don’t believe in politically correctness” to excuse their obvious addiction to Fox News. It appears the Palins have never written an essay in which critical thinking skills were displayed and honed. That goes for Nancy too.

  3. Anonymous2:25 PM

    I thought it was a book of scriptures. How hard could that be? Oh, nevermnd, I forgot the IQ of the person reading.

    How could anyone blame that poor girl? She is an orphan, having just lost her mother. Other kids are verifying that she is very quiet, never talking back. I also find a lot of fault with a teacher who would have to call for a cop in this situation. I hope the school board looks into his teaching abilities too.

    1. Anonymous2:52 PM

      If that book remotely resembles "God's" letter to her about Trig, GAG me!

  4. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Looks like she's got her hair up in curlers.

  5. Anonymous2:30 PM

    I wouldn't expect to hear her say anything about her daughter's pregnancy/impending delivery anymore that I would expect John Edwards to make an announcement about his daughter's pregnancy whenever it happens.

    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      considering that Shit-For-Brains announced Bristol's pregnancy with Tripp to the whole world, I definitely expect something about this pregnancy. Stop being stupid.

    2. Really? You don't expect an excited grandfather to make a statement about an impending grandchild?

  6. Anonymous2:34 PM

    well I hear the Kid checks out this site and Malia Litman and why don't we start a go fund for an attorney...grin...that would wig em out good...

    1. Anonymous2:56 PM

      234, I got the attorneys already, pitbull worst kind for Todd and my crew can serve those Summons to Appear in United Nations International courts, Federal and Alaska Court…syndness..
      hello Sarah…and I will be sure to add the intel Walker’s latest attempt to block the hiring of myself for a Magistrate position I am more than qualified to do…I know that is scary Sarah…but considering who my brother is…and who my mother is…and since they both know you tried to kill me…go after my account and all these lies all these years..
      Now you got your poor lap dog Bill in a pickle of legalities…
      Remember your own words my dear…
      “Incompetents can’t afford attorneys” become JUDGES…smile…
      Sarah you need a swift kick in the ass and to toss you in jail…
      It’s a coming my dear…”BE PATIENT”…head tilt…now who said that?
      Oh yeah and those “folks” are sweating bullets…ready to turn and tell how you asked them to accuse a black man of raping a white girl to get me to court? what would have that done my dear? brought up Frank’s reversal of the Statutes of Limitations? why did that happen again??? or the pastor who thought bringing me to your church would prove what? gosh then it blew up in your face when I was deemed “anointed”
      I guess I cannot be something I am not…programmed to fail is a failure!
      Or the man who held your hand in local parade and said “anything you want” and the crimes thereafter…so much to discuss…so much to present…oh I could go on…but I will save it for the courts…and it was ok to say this my A-Team said…mix it up a bit they said…allrighty then…
      They proofread and said to add the Allen and Paul snowmobile trip…
      Wasn’t suppose to come back from that either…or Allen draining my rear end on the truck he sold me…gosh such Southern hospitality…
      Dang darn those pit-bull attorneys are chomping at the bit…grrrr…lol…

    2. Anonymous3:05 PM

      Man, I'd love to see what you're saying come to fruition in it's entirety !

    3. Anonymous3:49 PM

      I'm seriously sick of that fuck. So annoying, I don't get it. If he/she made some kind of sense or had a point,that would be one thing, but it's just empty scatalogical bs.

    4. Anonymous4:06 PM

      @ 3:49 PM - I agree. This individual posts nothing but nonsensical obscure messages and, when asked to clarify, just disappears.

    5. Anonymous4:22 PM

      sounds like 2:34 and 2:36 are the same person, two voices in one head.

    6. Anonymous6:29 PM

      I think this person's a bit mental and needs to be quiet for a little while. Just so much nonsense about the kid and international courts and inheritance and chortling about how Sarah and Todd are getting what they deserve...whatever. Sounds like they got away from their caretaker again.
      M from MD

    7. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Go get her,kid. Never mind the naysayers. 3 hots and a cot for sarah and company.

    8. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Shit or get off the pot psycho.

    9. Cracklin Charlie9:26 PM

      Go ahead and let those pit bulls off their leash!

    10. Anonymous10:06 PM

      422, we're not the same person...maybe you haven't been reading here... I have work to do, thugs to excuse me if I can't get back to you right away...peace...

    11. Anonymous10:07 PM

      708 you shit and get in the pot yourself and flush...Lol...

    12. Anonymous10:08 PM

      Thanks, Cracklin Charlie...I'm working on it...too soon to share "details"...keep the enemies close and all...Lol...

    13. Anonymous11:46 PM

      Sooo what's with the thread about the kid?
      Stop bringing up super old posts dude!
      No one has been paying attention I see!
      Evidently after a DNA test the Kid is related to the Nicholas II of Russia family. Yikes!
      They exhumed his remains and now they are expanding their DNA testing! Yikes!
      What is exciting is to watch the live entertainment with politics and revenues!
      Lol! What is going to happen when the USA has to give up that HUGE trust acct?
      Shake of head! Watch them cry like bitches!

    14. Anonymous8:05 AM

      11:46, get a life you lunatic.

  7. Anonymous2:45 PM

    I always laugh at how folks on this blog (and most importantly IM!) can predict exactly what Sarah Palin will do - say - and, how she'll act (continual lying!).

    Bible crap being the latest! Give us a friggin' break sista Sarah and start living the truth and Christian ways! Good God woman, don't you know that Hell awaits your black, evil soul?

    And, don't you realize you no longer have the impact on Americans? They know you for what you are and that isn't pretty! (and, I don't mean physically!) Go swim in your dead lake in front of your house in Wasilla!

  8. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Oh FFS, now this: Any suggestions for swan droppings removal? Todd's floatplane ramp is looking pretty baaaaad due to these recent migrating guests. I'll tackle that, then zip into studio for more audio book taping ("Sweet Freedom" is released Nov. 16!!), then buckle down for GOP post-debate commentary from my house.

    Like HELL she's cleaning poop.....

    1. Anonymous3:06 PM

      It would be funny, if she was not so pathetic. Over at the pee pond, some of them still think she might get in the Presidential race...delusional. She is talking about poop, her latest book (more poop) and her appearance on Newmax after the debate tonight (the biggest poop of all).

      Those fools at the pee pond are the most ignorant bunch of fools I have ever seen!

    2. Anonymous3:07 PM

      more like cracking a new bottle of vodka to add to her ketamine/meth mix ..

    3. Anonymous3:29 PM

      ahhh, swans, what a pretty picture !!!

      right ! in all the years of being up here, when the swans are migrating through i've yet to see any on dry land ( not saying they don't, just never seen it up here ) it's more'n likely garden variety duck shit from the ducks that winter over here -
      but that said; Like HELL she's cleaning shit - hell, the dried puppy shit that trig's "service dog" left months ago is probably still getting kicked around inside their damned stolen house ...

      GAWD I wished this crosseyed skank would choke on her snot once and for all !!

    4. Anonymous3:37 PM

      that or trig ate it all, the dried poop, out of unsupervised, innocent curiosity ..

    5. Anonymous3:43 PM


    6. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Or Canada geese, who chew on the grass and then poop it put. You are right, swans would not be on a landing strip..they stay in the water. She can't tell the truth about anything.
      And somehow I doubt Ms. Lazy spent the day standing in her Fox studio (why did they not dismantle that when they fired her?) and then will go get gussied up for her big Newsmax gig, available to no one at all. In between, she will help Piper with her math, read three books to Trig, wrestle a bear, shoot a caribou and gut it for the 'freezer,' and still stay awake for a response to the debate? Yeah, right. She's been reading that idiotic book for a week, and I'd bet the photo is old. IF she is in Wasilla at all, she's been holed up in her room with her two crackberries, monitoring the web for mentions of her name and yelling out for Taco Bell. About now, she finally got out of her PJs and into a shower, and is yelling for Bristol to bring her wig. Sarah Sarah Sarah...what will you do when your book is another flop, Hillary wins, and no one at all wants you around?

    7. Anonymous4:23 PM

      skank showering's a stretch at best ..

    8. Anonymous8:11 AM

      Swan shit scooper sounds like a great career choice for the currently unemployed shrew.

  9. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Get the fuck outta here.

  10. Anonymous3:20 PM

    I love Brancy's latest blog in the teenage girl. She says "my son would leave the room when asked to." He's fucking 7 years old. And "when are parent's going to take responsibility for their kids behavior." Did you take responsibility when Tripp was swearing and using the word fag? No, you laughed and thought it was so cute. And ask your mother if she took responsibility for you getting knocked up when you were a teen or your delinquent brother (school bus facility incident) or your sister's incidents in her teens.

    1. Anonymous4:26 PM

      The young woman is in foster care, her mom is dead. So how is she going to be responsible for her daughter?

      As a teacher, I fault the teacher. Didn't he have training for handling situations like this? Students are disruptive and annoying all the time. It doesn't require calling the police unless there's something potentially dangerous.

    2. Anonymous1:12 PM

      Today it turns out the mom isn't deceased. The girl is in foster care. The girl is injured.

  11. Anonymous3:29 PM

    America Was The Biggest Loser During Part 1 of CNBC’s Republican Presidential Debate

    Four Republican candidates who are polling next to nothing got together for a debate that demonstrated that the biggest loser was the American people who will pay the price with their healthcare and jobs if any of these Republicans win the White House.

    Bobby Jindal railed about government mandates, and falsely blamed Obama for everything. Jindal claimed that President Obama has placed the country on the path to socialism, and called for the complete repeal of ObamaCare.

    Lindsey Graham lied about the corporate tax rate and claimed that lowering corporate taxes will grow the middle class. Graham dodged a question that if corporations are people too, do they owe the country anything.

    George Pataki falsely claimed that ObamaCare has hurt businesses.

    Rick Santorum showed how out of step he is with Republican voters by supporting the Ex-Im bank. Santorum later claimed that ObamaCare is conspiracy to put smaller insurance companies out of business.

    Bobby Jindal rambled on about socialism some more, and claimed that Democrats are veering towards socialism.

    George Pataki called out Republican ant-vaxxers and climate change deniers. Pataki called on Republicans to embrace technology, and millions of AOL dial-up Internet connections collapsed beneath the rage of Republican viewers.

    Bobby Jindal lied and claimed that Louisiana does not have a budget deficit, and you guessed it, rattled on about socialism.

    The debate featured opening and closing statements, and in between the set speaking times and commerical breaks, there was barely enough time for the four Republicans to squeeze in their lies.

    Winners and Losers:

  12. I'm seeing lots of internet comments to the effect that the little girl deserved it...that the grown man who obviously truly enjoyed smacking that bitch up, should be given a MEDAL.

    Because, in Rightwing Land, men hitting women is a GOOD thing!

    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Federal response to South Carolina incident is unprecedented

    2. Anonymous8:00 AM

      He can bench press 600 lbs, she probably weighs 100 lbs.

  13. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Where is your wedding ring, Sarah?
    Where is Toad?

    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      Question should also ask where's the engagement ring Sarah bought for Bristol?

  14. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Sarah Palin hard at work trying to sound out the words in the book her ghostwriter typed up for her.
    -Immoral Minority

    Having a "sweet" time recording the audio version of my new book "Sweet Freedom" - due out in just 20 days! 
    -Sarah Palin

    Me Thinks:
    We should be happy Sarah Palin is reading her plagiarized book for the first time instead of having someone to read it to her.

  15. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Why am I not surprised that Bristol (via the ghostwriter Nancy French) has offered her opinion about the S. Carolina teen who was brutally attacked by the security officer in her school. Hmmm. How many classroom hours did Bristol actually put in? And Track and Willow? When Bristol gets an education and teacher certification, then she'll have the right to opine on classrooms.

  16. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Well she can piss and moan all she wants, NO BODY is listening. Just Google Palin on the News and there isn't one article related to the crap she just posted. Not one.,qdr:w&tbm=nws

  17. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Sarah Palin's Plagiarized Book:
    All Sarah Palin is doing is copying what has been written in the Bible.

    By copying Bible scripts there's no one to sue Sarah Palin for plagiarism

    Does not have to get permission from the author of the Bible

    Does not have to be creative

    Sarah Palin keeps all the profit from her plagiarized book and doesn't have to share it with anybody or any charity organization

    Sarah Palin says Sweet Freedom is her book. That's like Sarah Palin copying someone elses baking recipe, changing one ingredient and claiming it's her recipe.

    1. Anonymous7:58 AM

      God sues in mysterious ways.

  18. Anonymous4:00 PM

    This message is for Bristol. We know she reads her.

    Listen you drunken, pregnant whore. That young girl lost her mother this year and is now living in a foster home. She was acting out, but what she needed was some TLC and not to be brutally thrown around a classroom. Her teacher and resource officer both failed her at a very traumatic time in her life.
    Let us be clear here. Ben Fields grabbed that girl around the neck and threw her to the ground while she was still sitting in her chair. He then dragged and threw her across the classroom before handcuffing her.

    Now Bristol, it’s interesting that you think your son (which one?) would leave a classroom if he was asked to. I presume you are talking about Tripp, so I will go with that. I hate to talk ill about a child, but your son is a little monster. He is a brat. There is nothing remotely appealing about him. In fact, there is something quite chilling about him. You, and you alone have destroyed your own child with your negligent, lazy parenting. As you told the Rivers woman, you have to bribe him with popsicles to get him to do anything. Your son would most likely have called the teacher and the police officer a *faggot.* So get off your high, fucking horse (and if that insults Nancy) – I’m good with that.

    Next, the irony of you lecturing the general population on listening to authority is just priceless. The drunken, Palin brawl was only a year ago.
    Well, you little paragon of virtue – good luck with the birth of your next fatherless baby.

    Nancy French should really shut up about now.

    1. Anonymous7:23 PM

      Hell to th' YEAH!

    2. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Thank you.

    3. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Well said 4:00 -- even the media is starting to call Brisdull out for her ghostwritten "blog posts" --- and we should all comment to any media that runs her crap that it is not written by The Dullard. It is all designed to feed the PayMe grift.

    4. Anonymous7:28 AM

      But wait. Tripp is white. And a Palin! He could probably get away with calling a cop or teacher whatever he wants.

    5. Anonymous7:57 AM

      Well said. Doesn't horse face, nancy, have an adopted black daughter? Since she writes all of bristle's insipid blog posts is she ok with her daughter being treated that way? If so does that apply to her "white" kid(s) as well?

    6. Anonymous12:53 PM

      Nancy/barstool/screech's digs towards race speak volumes about Nancy,and Sarah,Barstool. All three are tied in with the black race in one way or another.

  19. Anonymous4:51 PM


    ● Constantly says negative things against President Obama.

    ● Blamed African-Americans in Baltimore for delaying the sale of her house

    ● Taking the side of the Caucasian adult bully striking a girl while she was sitting in her school desk and then proceeded to throw her around like a rag doll.

    ● Never had an African-American boyfriend or fuck buddy

    ● Never entertained an African-American in her canvas tent

    ● Co-workers are all Caucasians

    ● Had negative comments against "Black Lives Matter".

    This is the kind of stuff Obama needs to STAY out of. This encourages more racial strife that is already going on with the “Black Lives Matter” crowd and encourages victimhood.
    -Bristol Palin

    ● Sarah Palin refers to Black Lives Matter protesters as ‘dogs’  and Bristol Palin doesn't ask her mother to publicly apologize to African-Americans

    ● Why did Bristol Palin find the need to tweet about an African-American's comment and bring to everybody's attention the man was "Black"?

    Bristol Palin's Tweet–Verified account ‏@BristolsBlog
    Black man outside of Trump rally: “I voted for Obama twice and he broke my heart.”

    ● When Bristol Palin quotes a "White man or woman", Bristol Palin doesn't identify the person as "White" or "Caucasian"?

    ● Bristol Palin quickly sides with a "White" brother sexually abusing his "White" sister and quickly sides with "White" people striking "Black" people.


    1. Anonymous9:02 PM

      Oh puhleeze --- Brisdull PayMe is not capable of articulating or writing any of those thoughts. It is all a part of the PayMe plan to keep their name in the public eye to keep the grift going.
      $arah: no job
      Todd: no job
      Track: no job
      Bristol: no job
      Willow: no job

    2. Anonymous9:41 PM

      I don't know why those Palin women hate African-Americans but love their big sticks and gangsta signs. Sarah bragged about fuc_ing a _______ in her sister's dorm room and Bristol doesn't know who she's pregnant by. They hate because it brings them MONEY donations & clicks from the RWNJ's obviously.

    3. Anonymous6:29 AM

      4:51, who knows but I hope she does a better job with her bi-racial daughter's hair than Kim Kardashian does.

    4. Anonymous12:44 PM

      They have very fragile hair.

  20. Anonymous5:29 PM

    They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
    Bristol is this true?

    Upon learning that Barack Obama had clinched the Democratic presidential nomination over Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin exclaimed, "So Sambo beat the bitch!" 

    According to Lucille, the waitress serving her table at the time and who asked that her last name not be used, Gov. Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

  21. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Sambo did beat the bitch, right, Glenn Rice?

  22. Anonymous9:36 PM

    I really can't imagine anyone listening to an entire book? read out loud by Sarah Palin without their ears bleeding. Will she be using her Dr. Seuss sing-songy baby voice pitchy all over in the "special" parts? She has the most awful voice and I'm sure people (if they buy it) would rather read the print than any audio version. Her only voice I ever enjoyed was when she got the bucket of ice water thrown on her head and she screeched like the wicked witch in the wizard of Oz lol. Yep, then she melted. It worked. Thanks Piper.

    1. Anonymous7:01 AM

      I understand that the governments of several middle eastern countries have pre-ordered her book and plan on broadcasting it 24/7 in order to drive ISIS from their countries.

    2. Anonymous7:53 AM

      I heard they're planning on broadcasting it at Gitmo as it's as effective as water boarding when torturing someone into spilling their guts.

    3. Anonymous12:43 PM

      It was warm water. Note- the delayed screech. She cheated.

  23. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Sarah Palin has to make a audio recording of her plagiarized book. If Sarah doesn't read her plagiarized book to her dumbass SarahPac donors then they won't know what's in her book since those uneducated retards can't read.


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