Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Sarah Palin has found another tiny cable news network that nobody has ever heard of to work at temporarily.

"I'm back bichez! You know on a cable news outlet that most of you won't be able to find."
Courtesy of Newsmax:

Immediately following Wednesday’s debate, Sarah Palin and other top pundits will join Newsmax TV’s post-debate special program offering their take on the candidates' performance. 

In addition to the former Alaska governor, political experts joining the Newsmax special will include Dick Morris, John Zogby, Mike Reagan, Craig Shirley and others. 

Newsmax TV also will be conducting an instant online poll asking viewers to vote on who won the third Republican debate. 

This debate may prove to be the most important of the primary season. So tune in to watch Sarah Palin, Dick Morris and others for their reaction to this important event! 

Oh wow, Mike Reagan, Dick Morris, AND Sarah Palin? This is going to be an all you can stomach incoherent word salad smorgasbord!

The article goes on to brag that Newsmax reaches "42 million US homes." Of course that is just because they managed to attach themselves to Direct TV's basic package. That in no way means that there are anywhere near that many people actually tuning in. 

In fact the network only has five affiliates. Three in Kansas, one in Arkansas, and the last in Idaho.

The news outlet has only been around for a little over a year, and according to Business Insider the owner, Chris Ruddy, is actually a moderate Independent who is friends with the Clintons and has talked of possibly supporting Hillary in 2016.

Gee I wonder if anybody bothered to tell Palin THAT little bit of news?

So apparently Palin was so unimpressive during her last gig on One America News, that THEY don't want her back, but a fledgling conservative cable news operation, started by a politically moderate Hillary supporter, who launched his network as a direct challenge to Fox News, does?

Anybody smelling a possible setup here?

83 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Hey, I get it, it's Rosemary's Baby. The timeline fits. Especially at All Hallowed weenie( that's for you toad) Wonkette is way out there with the comments. Lots about Trig, I love that kid. Talk about tough.

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    1. Anonymous10:40 AM

      Halloween - the night when dogs fly! Sarah will be in her very best unwashed wig. Complete with her natural plastic bought and paid for mask. The flying monkeys will be doing fly by's at their known enemies homes. Barstool can wear her best gorilla suit. Track will be "cooking" witches pouridge in the ga- rodge.

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  2. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Nice picture of Palin, Gryphen, considering it's Halloween and all. She looks very ghoulish.
    And speaking of Halloween, this is somewhat OT but I had Bristol's third bastard making an appearance on Halloween in the office pool so unless there is news of the little bundle of joy being birthed this weekend I lose.
    I get Newsmax but I don't believe that I will be tuning in to see the Tundra Turd spinning word salad. btw what is she getting paid to share her opinions on GOP politics that she has been working so hard to destroy? I'm going out on a limb and saying that she will say that Trump won. She's counting on that appointment to his cabinet to help pay for the bills for the next four years.

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    1. The inmates at the sea of pee are all excited with this news because of course what a great time to announce she's running!
      Delusional idiots all of them.

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  3. I’m glad you explained how they supposably have 40 million viewers. I was really surprised when I read that and didn’t believe they could have that many viewers.

    What might be interesting is seeing what Palin is going to say without having a script. Although I’m curious what she might say, I don’t plan to watching the debates through Newsmax which I always thought was a very conservative site along the lines of Breitbart. I do hope someone records what she says so we can see what she says without having to give Newsmax any clicks.

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    1. Anonymous5:06 PM

      "Could have" and the average number of viewers are two very different things.

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    2. Anonymous6:01 PM

      Meanwhile, a real journalist who actually graduated from college and graduate school, Rachel Maddow, is leading all channels with young viewers at 9:00. Fox is losing viewers. Go Rachel!!

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    3. Anonymous4:03 AM

      Oh, she'll be braggin that there are so many candidates because of her desire to see healthy competition to bring out the best in all conservatives that have so much to offer women, children and business also there. Kinda to improve the so sorry state of affairs that is the Grand Old Party who sort of perhaps stuck it's finger in the air to progress their own Lamestream agenda by turning their backs on vibrant prolife judeo Christian time tested biblical truths that is the foundation of our constitution. Who here loves their freedom?! Benghazi. Pantsuits. Cajones. Panties in a wad.

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  4. Odds are good she won't even bother to show. Especially if the money isn't good. How many organizations though they had her tied up only to have her bail on them?

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    1. Anonymous4:04 AM

      I think she'll show, she had to have a new shoulderless blouse to model with some Charlie's Angels lip gloss.

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    2. Anonymous7:06 AM

      Yes, I'm sure she'll show up clothed in her best inappropriate outfit/costume. As per usual no one will be able to tell if she's drunk or high when she starts spewing out her nonsense.

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  5. Anonymous4:57 PM

    What's next Sarah, webcam stripteasing? Face it: You're dead as a personality. How about some MILF shoots to boost your "career." you ignorant attention whore.

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    1. Anonymous5:05 PM

      She'd have to get a body double, but don't be surprised if Bristol follows in Marina's foot steps, but that would be the first honest dollar any Palin had earned in years.

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    2. Anonymous10:29 AM

      Nah,she'll be knob gobblin' right along with marina and barstool. Working the world's oldest profession.

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  6. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Sarah Palin and other top pundits will join Newsmax TV’s post-debate special program 


    Hasn't Newsmax heard of the Sarah Palin Curse?

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    1. Anonymous2:45 AM

      Top pundits? Dick Morris, the fugly toe sucking cretin? I wonder if he will suck $carah's crusty gross toes?

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  7. Anonymous5:04 PM

    BAAAAWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    Sarah is now down to the very last street corner in the media. Work that ass Sarah, Bristol's latest bastard is going to need new shoes.

    BTW I am still convinced that Bristol selling her home and then buying a cheaper one was only to supply the nasty ass slutty Palin's with an income for a few months. Just wait until spring when they are selling off more properties to keep going....

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  8. Anonymous5:05 PM

    I read Sarah Palin is a FOX News contributor. How come FOX News contributor Sarah Palin is not contributing to FOX News and is a putz for Newsmax?

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    1. Anonymous6:48 PM

      Fox probably tapped her phones. They got the dirt on her.

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  9. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Gryphen, you're wrong about Ruddy - Hoover Institute, Whitewater investigation, in 2010 named one of" America's most influential conservatives." Idoubt he's a "freind" of the Clinton's and would be pretty sure that Palin or her handlers(who she's been pestering) begged a paying gig as she runs out of cash.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Ruddy

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    1. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Yo! Gryphen, you might want to check that about Ruddy. and update it!

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    2. Anonymous4:06 AM

      Have any of you ever READ any Newsmax crap? That neocon wreck is a fancier version of the Drudge Report, and also too, they buy Palin's books as gifts with subscription perks.

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    3. Anonymous4:23 AM

      I don't think that a Hillary Clinton "supporter" would have anything to do with Newsmax.
      Beaglemom

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    4. Anonymous5:32 AM

      Last night during the Chris Matthews show Newsmax ran many ads saying they were going to expose "the five lies of Hillary Clinton" that would "take her down forever". So I think you need to change your impression of them, Gryphen.

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  10. Anonymous5:10 PM

    If Sarah Palin is the GOP Great White Hope, how come she was never asked by the GOP to run for 2012 POTUS or Vice-POTUS, 2016 POTUS or any GOP political position? How come FOX is not asking for her journalistic expertise?

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    1. Anonymous5:41 PM

      More like Great White Dope!

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  11. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Uncle Gryph is that a picture of Satan's mother with burning eyes?

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  12. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Sad to say Newsmax is available on Verizon FIOS, my cable provider. Not sure how widespread it is.

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  13. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Sarah Palin will be on Newsmax? What happened to Amazing America with Sarah Palin or the Sarah Palin Channel or Sarah Palin's Alaska or

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    1. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Or Fox? Or her own program? Or Sarah Palin Channel? Hell, she doesn't even have much to say on her facebook. She just links to other articles.

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    2. Anonymous6:19 PM

      She tried Fox and her own.
      Tanked.

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    3. Anonymous8:20 AM

      Meteoric rise = meteoric crash

      And we haven't even seen her hit rock bottom yet.

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  14. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Mike Reagan, Dick Morris, AND Sarah Palin are all Fox News cast offs and rejects.

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Dick Morris? Ugh! What wonderful company for Sarah.

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    2. Anonymous2:51 AM

      Dick Morris has a huge square head, like $carah. They will not be able to put both of them on camera at the same time, except from a distance. He used to be friendly with the Clintons, then stabbed them in the back. He is like $carah, all bluster, no depth. Bottom of the barrel "talent" pool.

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  15. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Newsmax reviews 7%

    “NEWSMAX is disreputable and despicable”

    http://www.sitejabber.com/reviews/www.newsmax.com

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    1. Anonymous6:59 AM

      Just one of many reviews regarding Newsmax polls:

      Newsmax is a total scam. Just another right wing propaganda website. I took a couple of polls giving my approval of the job Obama is doing. I was supposed to receive emails to verify my submissions were valid. They never came.

      Typical of right wingers.... Lie or withhold the whole truth. I'm sure they'll publish the "results" of their polls showing how "everyone" disapproves of the president. It's funny how these knuckleheaded RW's keep believing this propaganda BS.

      If the president could run for a third term he'd probably win again..... and by a landslide again, especially if that lying, sleaze ball, sack of crap Mittens rears his ugly head again.

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  16. Anonymous5:28 PM

    Newsmax are right-wing frauds, period.

    All the Newsmax outlets, Healthy, Politics, Economy, etc., are nothing more than eighth-grade dumb boy comments that are full of lies, fraud, innuendo, that try to suck you into subscribing to one of their phony outlets.For over a year now, we have been unsubscribing and protesting but they keep on sending their trash.

    We have it dumped automatically in the trash bin icon! They are real scumbags. The depth of their lies about women, about women's health, about anything that is progressive in government or that helps the middle class they will denigrate and lie about.

    What a horrible organization!They should be stopped from infringing on American's rights.

    http://newsmax.pissedconsumer.com/

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  17. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Its affiliate in Arkansas is in Harrison, a little shit town known only for its racist billboards and the KKK national headquarters there. So, $arah might have a few fans tuning in, at least.

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  18. Anonymous5:41 PM

    The big question is where this Newsmax broadcast will take place-- Boulder Colorado? Or, will each person be beamed in on a TV screen from a remote location?

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  19. Janice A Soderquist5:52 PM

    I bet she cancels. If she cannot see the questions first or if she insists no questions about Bristol, etc. no show. Why would they give her special treatment. Also, I doubt she is paid anything. They cannot afford to pay all... maybe something small. She will never travel if all her expenses are not paid.
    Wasn't she supposed to be somewhere in a marathon this weekend, no show there too?

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  20. Anonymous6:05 PM

    It's only worth tuning into if Morris asks to suck that bitch's skanky toes...

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  21. Anonymous6:13 PM

    How come this journalism/communications graduate can't just get a regular 40-hour per week job like other journalists? Why does she have to job hop from try-out to try-out, or a one-time gig and fail every time? She's like Goldilocks. Nothing satisfies her.

    What's she looking for? She HAD a Fox News Contract, million/per year deal with a studio set up in her home in AK, so she wouldn't have to travel. She only gave maybe a dozen or so 5-10 minute interviews 'contributin', for all that money, more money than many average Americans don't make in one lifetime.

    Why does she ruin every opportunity that's presented her on a gold platter? Her SP Channel venture total fail and on and on. Why does she now have to beg for a one-night pundit
    job? It's pathetic, and the answer is she is lazy.

    She wants to be begged to work for big money. She drops hints about hosting gigs, or teases that she's interested in Secretary of 'New Energy' - yet if she truly was picked or asked, she'd try it for a few days and quit. She wants to be sought after and that is all. She must mentally need to be pursued and gets her jollies from that; the offers aren't what she wants, just the adulation and the need to hear people say how talented she is.



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    1. Anonymous8:05 PM

      The only "rill" journalism job she had was yanked from her after instead of interviewing a college basketball player she sucked on his cock instead.

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    2. Anonymous9:34 PM


      Why does she ruin every opportunity that's presented her on a gold platter?

      It's called the Palin curse. The truth is that Sarah is a big nothing, a zero, nada, goose egg, a fake. She got by on her looks. She admitted that when she wanted to get something from the Wasilla city council, she would wear her best push up bra to the council meeting.

      As mayor, she left Wasilla with millions of dollars of debt and she needed a city manager to do her job. It was a town of 6,000 or 7,000 people. As governor, other people did her work and she took the credit. Sarah may have fooled some of the people in Alaska, but when she hit the national stage, she couldn't fool anyone.

      When Sarah quit her job as governor, Karl Rove suggested that she take some time to study and learn, then write a policy book. That would have been the serious path towards running for president in 2012. Sarah hired a ghost writer to write a trivial biography and she signed on to do a reality show. Karl Rove said that a reality show was not the road to the White House. There was no second season for Sarah Palin's Alaska. Sarah chose to chase celebrity and she had no reason to be considered "famous." Her appearances on Fox went from bad to worse to being unable to repeat their talking points. Her speeches went from bad to worse to incoherent. Sarah Palin is her own worse enemy, chasing fame and fortune without having any talent. Now, her looks are fading, and the plastic surgery isn't helping any more. Extra wigs and shirts with cut out shoulders look tacky. What a mess!

      And, don't get me started on the rest of the Palin family which she neglected while trying to become rich and famous. It doesn't appear to have helped any of her kids-- drugs, unwed pregnancies, and worst of all, no therapy or help for Trig. Sarah is lucky to get a one night stand at a little know TV station, appearing with some other has beens.

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    3. Anonymous2:36 AM

      Very good summation.

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    4. Anonymous2:57 AM

      $carah is right where she belongs, where her "talent" has taken her. What happens in Alaska does NOT stay in Alaska, unfortunately for the PayMe clan. They have been exposed for the lazy, no talent grifters that they truly are. Why did it take so long?

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    5. Anonymous6:44 AM

      "40-hour work week"?? Surely you jest. That woman probably hasn't put in a 20-hour work week in her life. The closest was on the '08 campaign & she practically had a complete melt down then.
      To think she continuously teased her idiot base that she was running for potus. What a joke she couldn't handle the rigors of a campaign either mentally or physically for a month.

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    6. Anonymous8:17 AM

      She is lazy, stupid, and short-sighted.

      Sarah Palin is incapable of functioning as a normal human being for more than 5 minutes at a time. I can only imagine what they did during the 2008 campaign to keep all her crazy stuffing inside. No wonder she completely went off the deep end afterwards.

      The GOP handlers who worked closest to her must have been scared to death. Too bad they cared more about their party than the country to do anything about it at the time.

      Screw anyone who thrust this nightmare on the national stage.

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  22. Anonymous6:18 PM

    All I have to say is that I am really glad Sarah Palin doesn't have fuck you money.

    She certainly wouldn't be wasting time with silly shit like this unless the money is running low.

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  23. Anonymous6:19 PM

    The wigs are getting a quick vacuum and brushover tonight.

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  24. Olivia6:21 PM

    What a GREAT photo! It perfectly captures the essence of Sarah Palin.

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  25. If Newsmax is expecting an incoherent, know nothing, rambling idiot, Sarah will not disappoint.

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  26. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Good for Palin getting a one night gig after losing a million dollar contract and Fox's film studio in her house. Why run for office when she can get an occasional gig?

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  27. OT:

    A surgical and sublime requiem of the Jeb! campaign by William Rivers Pitt:
    http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/33397-jeb-bush-and-the-end-of-the-road

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  28. Anonymous6:44 PM

    How doe's it feel to be used Sarah? used by the Sportsman channel to get publicity, used by One America News for the publicity and now being used again by Newsmax, oh and don't think it's because they think you are great it's because they know you piss so many people off that your appearance on their crappy channels will make news, your so disgusting to so many people and that has become your claim to fame and you can include your spoiled rotten brain dead daughter in the Hall Of Shame right along with you.

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    1. Anonymous8:34 PM

      You can't be used unless you allow yourself to be. They weren't used, they sought it and continue to. That it hasn't turned out well is all on them.

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    2. Anonymous4:51 AM

      OK 6:44 -- but "your" should be you're -- it's the same as its and it's -- if you can break down you're to YOU ARE you do NOT use YOUR.

      as in "You're disgusting, Sarah."
      and "Your behavior, Sarah, is disgusting."

      If you're wanting to be taken seriously, then check your grammar.

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  29. Anonymous6:45 PM

    OT-
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/10/27/carson-stabbing-story-full-of-holes.html

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    1. So which is worse, being violent or a liar who can't keep his lies straight? Neither is what one wants in a president -- that his campaign will not comment causes one to pause.

      He is no longer a neurosurgeon as he was sued multiple times for malpractice... true or ? Will his campaign please comment on this?

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3264044/Ben-Carson-sued-malpractice-six-times-including-girl-suffered-facial-disfigurement-woman-claimed-left-SPONGE-skull.html

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  30. Anonymous6:47 PM

    Are you sure Sarah Palin will be covering the GOP presidential debate for Newsmaxi pads?

    Does that mean Sarah Palin will not be on stage debating?

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  31. Anonymous7:07 PM

    As hard to find as 'Wayne's World", and nowhere near as entertaining and informative.

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  32. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Anybody smelling a possible setup here?
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    Nah, I see an upstart network going for the biggest "celebrities" they can, which isn't saying much.

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  33. WalterNeff7:34 PM

    If you want to watch this shit, they have a mobile app

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  34. physicsmom7:44 PM

    Looking to relive the past? I found this on Politico's site from your side bar. The article is on Bernie Sanders "singing" Pete Seeger songs. His sister Peggy declares that it's pretty awful, but also shared that she had written a song about McCain/Palin. If you want to hear it go to You Tube and search for Peggy Seeger "Sarah's Hard Rock Candy." Have fun.

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    1. Anonymous6:26 AM

      'Sarah's Hard Rock Candy' by Peggy Seeger

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx2UGFXIYFI

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  35. Anonymous7:50 PM

    I know it's not nice to laugh at the mentally ill ..but, Sarah is just sooo special! ;o)

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  36. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Comment by Michael Reagan in 2010
    Michael Reagan: Sarah Palin Too Polarizing To Be Elected President

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  37. Anonymous8:45 PM

    it’s called the NSA and they are doing an audit of communications…what will you do then my bright eyes?

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    1. Cracklin Charlie10:31 PM

      Bright eyes?

      Those eyes in that picture of Sarah above look like the eyes of the "demon sheep" of Carly Fiorina fame. Super Duper Creepy. She looks like she's hiding in a bunker somewhere. But I guess an audit could do that to a person.

      That picture gives me a headache.

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    2. Anonymous4:12 PM

      We use a melon baller for our jack o lantern, but why bother? The original is already lit?

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  38. Anonymous8:58 PM

    Sarah Palin + work does not compute. Take out work. Sarah Palin + whatever = fail.

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  39. Anonymous9:30 PM

    Maybe this is a new variation on Wingnut Welfare?

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    1. Anonymous2:30 AM

      Or laundering prostitution money.

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  40. Anonymous9:33 PM

    Red Bull Devil

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  41. Anonymous10:04 PM

    "Mike Reagan, Dick Morris, AND Sarah Palin..."

    A veritable cavalcade of wrong.

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    1. Anonymous2:32 AM

      But I love it that even with those other two losers she is still in third place in the listing, or back to what it was during her beauty pageant days, 2nd runner up.

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  42. Anonymous3:54 AM

    @ 10:04 pm
    Political cadavers, too and also any of 'em, all of 'em. Ol' Sarah P needs not to back back with it to Katy. Ever, never again.

    dowl

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  43. Anonymous6:49 AM

    "Dick" Morris is a failed pollster and unabashed Palin panty sniffer. Nothing he has predicted ever was validated with results. He has repeatedly gushed about Palin's "beauty" and political charisma. Even Fox banished him into obscurity. Losers both of them.

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  44. Anonymous4:19 PM

    If looks could kill, would someone hand this hag a mirror?

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