Thursday, November 26, 2015

It's Thanksgiving! You know what that means! Time for the great Sarah Palin turkey massacre video!

Gosh has it been seven years already?

You'd think I'd get tired of seeing this, but nope. It still makes my day.

P.S. And for those who like their turkey slaughter with a little Keith Olbermann commentary here you go.


  1. Anonymous4:56 AM

    I truly believe she has some kind of mental problem.

  2. Anonymous5:14 AM

    Do you think this is why she's bailed on her book tour? Cause she knows this will be playing over and over all over the Internets??

    1. Anonymous5:23 AM

      No, she could care less abuo this. As long as people are talking about HER, that is all she cares about. That God-awful voice is ear shattering, plus her way of speaking "those citizens who are desirous of their government to get out of their way" blah blah. What a ditz, John McCain sure made a laughingstock of himself with THIS choice for his VP.

    2. Anonymous5:25 AM

      No, she;just lazy and the book was a pile of shit AGAIN!

    3. Naw. She got word that Sailor came ashore.

  3. Anonymous5:27 AM

    Happy Crazy Lady Day, IM! We can all give thanks this idiot never made it to the White House, and we can add this video to our annual celebration.

    Happy Thanksgiving, love you all!


    1. Anonymous7:31 AM

      Happy Thanksgiving to you to Mildred! And all the IMers.

      Let's all be thankful we don't have to hold our Thanksgiving in a garage like she who will not be named.

  4. Damn, she sounds like a Chatty Cathy doll with a wonky computer chip.

    Never mind the sing-songy voice, the ditzy aspect, and the stupid platitudes,
    "great appreciation for the blah blah..."

    How could John McCain have possibly vetted this pig-ignorant drug addled idiot???

    Thank Dog, at least her reputation is now so damaged that she can't run for President, and certainly she IS RUINED in Alaska.


    1. Anonymous6:05 AM

      TO: jkarov 5:30 AM
      Thank Dog, at least her reputation is now so damaged that she can't run for President, and certainly she IS RUINED in Alaska.

      Thank dog? Strange.

    2. Anonymous6:26 AM

      "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain" Is this you, $carah? Let me enlighten you, who is so desirous of becoming wealthy, DOG is G O D spelled backwards. As you daughter Willow said when on the campaign trail you gathered your family around for a prayer (in front of witnessess of course) "Why are you pretending to be something you are not?" We all know how "religious" you are, you skank.

    3. Balzafiar6:35 AM

      "Thank dog? Strange."

      Are you new to the internet? It isn't strange at all.

    4. Anonymous9:44 AM

      "Why are you pretending to be something you are not?"
      Exactly. It's lucrative for her; and against everything Jesus taught. Does she care? Nope.

  5. Anonymous5:33 AM

    For yet another classic take on this annual event, click this link and scroll down:

    1. Anonymous1:13 PM

      Thanks for sharing. I'd never seen that one.

      Here's one of my favorites. Sarah running the faked marathon.

  6. Anonymous6:00 AM

    She probably bailed on her book signing because nobody is showing up.

    1. Anonymous7:26 AM

      Or Regnery Publishers didn't want to spend so much money on such small crowds. After all this company isn't very large, is it? Compared to other publishing houses.

    2. Anonymous9:25 AM

      Where is it saying she is bailing? Do you have a link? Now that is something to be thankful for. She will prob say barstool is having birth again for the 5th or 6th time...

  7. Anonymous6:12 AM

    We watched it , and thankful she is exposed for what she is , a fraud.
    Of course we all know she is much more, and as always full of shit!

  8. Anonymous6:14 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow IMers. We should give a special thanks to Gryphen for his relentless efforts to enlighten, inform and entertain us and give thanks that no matter how humble the surroundings we choose to give thanks in today, at least it isn't a garage! Hoohah!
    Q Sis

    1. Anonymous6:58 AM

      I second that! This is the blog I read every single day, several times throughout the day and it's the first on my favorites list. I also wish my fellow IMers a great, safe day filled with family (or not, in my case) food, your favorite football team playing, decent weather, and above all health and inner happiness. If you can look at that person you see in the mirror at the end of the day and like him/her, then you're doing OK.

      Blue girl Liz ... still living in a red state!

    2. Anonymous8:04 AM

      I agree! I read this blog every day. Thank you for your in depth investigations, IM and truth-telling facts!

      You have been the biggest factor factor in bringing Sarah Palin down and we know there is more to disclose!

      Happy Thanksgiving wishes to you, your daughter and friends.

    3. + a million. And happy Thanksgiving to all of you.

      And I contributed to Gryphen's wine/popcorn account! This is a good time to support all he does with a donation.

  9. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Sarah Palin is a self serving multimillionaire with a Narcissistic Personality Disorder and this must have been written for Sarah and the Palins

    What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal. 
    Albert Pine.

    1. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Sorry, 6:31 AM! I'd be absolutely shocked if Sarah Palin falls in the category of multi-millionaire!

      She's not making the top of the list in Alaska as to financial worth! That goes to Bob Gilliam. Sarah is no where near that status!

  10. Anonymous6:53 AM

    It never gets old watching Sarah in all her stupidity!

  11. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Thanksgiving for Sarah Palin is spending time in Donnie's apartment without Melania and Todd then topped off by going to Magic Kingdom, having fun on amusement rides, eating cotton candy late into the night and watching spectacular fireworks without Tri-G, Piper, Track, Bristol and fetus, Tri-PP, Kayla Grace, Todd and Shailey Tripp.

  12. Anonymous7:22 AM

    We should be COOKING and FRYING PIGS for Thanksgiving.

  13. Anonymous7:26 AM


  14. Anonymous7:44 AM

    We’ve been lied to our whole lives: 9 Thanksgiving myths you were taught — and the actual history

  15. Anonymous7:46 AM

    I asked my atheist friends to share why, how, and to whom they’re grateful this year. Their responses are thoughtful and heartwarming.

  16. Anonymous7:57 AM

    I'm thankful Sarah Palin is no longer a woman of status! She's going to the bottom fast and deserves every taste of the fall she is experiencing.

    I know of no one in Alaska that is as disliked by the population as she - especially in her home town of Wasilla!

    And, a Christian? Give me a break!!!

  17. I think this video is what turned the remainder of the thinking people in this country against the Dead Lake Skank. Even those who don't have more than 2 firing neurons should be turned off by this video.

    Hoohah, Skank!

    Happy Turkey Day to all IM'ers.

  18. Anonymous8:24 AM

    Sarah Palin slaughtered uncensored!

  19. Anonymous8:36 AM

    I give thanks for the freedoms,values,and economy to President Obama. Thanks to Michelle Obama for the health and education of our children. Thanks to Gryph for roasting this turkey named Sarah Palin. Happy Thanksgiving IMers!

  20. Anonymous8:36 AM

    As synonymous with Thanksgiving as Alice's Restaurant!

  21. Anonymous9:13 AM

    On this Thanksgiving Day I am thankful America sent Sarah Palin back to Alaska to play that racist Eskimo Bingo game with her dysfunctional family.

  22. Anonymous9:24 AM

    On this Thanksgiving Day would it be mean of me to say as Sarah Palin sits across the table from Donald Trump may she choke on his ummmm drumstick.

    You guys get your mind out of the gutter so my mine can go by.

  23. Anonymous10:08 AM

    A Sarah Palin Thanksgiving

  24. Anonymous10:10 AM

    Palin's Turkey Interview: The Outtakes

  25. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Sarah Palin's Drunken Post Brawl Rant to Cops

  26. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Palin's Turkey Slaughter (Alternate view)

  27. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Sarah Palin Facebook
    4 hrs ago


    Really Sarah? You want us to tell you the truth?
    You know you are thin skinned and can't take constructive criticism

    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      Well, if I weren't blocked, I would post that I was thankful that she is sliding into the dustbin of history. And that she never got near the White House. And that she is a sick joke around the world. And that she will NEVER run for any sort of office again. And that the world laughs at her, mocks her and is reviled by her. Yep, and that Karma will kick her skinny ass to the curb with the criminals allegations coming down the pike!

    2. Anonymous11:30 AM

      I just posted that I'm thankful that Obama beat the shit out of McCain in the election and that she was stopped dead in her tracks in her nefarious plan to become president and I'm ESPECIALLY thankful that he has been elected by the majority of Americans, twice. I wonder how long it will stay up.

    3. Anonymous11:51 AM

      Yeah, just like c4p, freedoms are only theirs. Disagree and blocked.

    4. Anonymous1:13 PM

      I'm thankful for McCain not being elected, $arah, and what your mafia bunch would have done to McCain, @ss that he is, to usher you into the Oval.

      No business being there... are we clear on that, heaving chest?

  28. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Here's What's On The Obamas' Thanksgiving Day Menu

    Here's the whole menu:


    Thyme Roasted Turkey
    Garlic Jus and Cranberry-Orange Relish
    Honey-Baked Ham with Apricot-Mustard Glaze
    Prime Rib and Creamed Horseradish
    Cornbread Stuffing with Chorizo and Roasted Peppers

    Oyster Stuffing
    Braised Winter Greens (Collards, Kale, and Turnip Greens)
    Macaroni and Cheese
    Sweet Potato Gratin
    Yukon Gold Mashed Potatoes
    Green Bean Casserole
    Fresh Greens
    Kale Caesar Salad


    Banana Cream Pie
    Coconut Cream Pie
    Pumpkin Pie
    Apple Pie
    Cherry Pie
    Pecan Pie

    Man, does that sound delicious! Bless them and how VERY thankful I am for President Obama and his kind, smart, sincere, brilliant and loving personality. He and Michelle and the girls are a treasure!

    1. Anonymous12:35 PM

      58 years old here and, honestly, the most gracious President and family I have ever seen in our White House. God bless them all!

    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      Sarah are you enjoying your Thanksgiving dinner with Donnie freshly flown in from France?

      Palins how was your “eleven secret herbs and spices", flour, salt, monosodium glutamate (MSG), and black pepper yard bird with a side of coleslaw and biscuits with honey packages?

  29. Anonymous1:10 PM


    Time to choose what you stand for?

    Do you choose your principles or do you choose your future job opportunities?

    Whose side did you pick?
    ● American POW vets or Donald Trump?
    ● John McCain who you owe your financial status to or Donald Trump

    “He’s not a war hero,” said Trump. “He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

    Do you again defend Donald Trump or do you side with people with disabilities?

    Watch "Donald Trump mocks reporter's disability" on YouTube

    Sarah Palin does America deserve and is ready for an anti-Vet, an anti-women, an anti-minority, an anti-disability and an anti-special needs president in order for you to become Secretary of Energy?


    1. Anonymous1:34 PM

      Sarah Palin pick your side, your principles or Donald Trump?

      Didn't Sarah Palin already pick the bed she wants to lay up in?

      Sarah Palin knows the position she wants in a Donald Trump administration: Energy secretary.

      "I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby

      So with that said, SarahPalin won't go against Donald Trump or she'll go back to hawking worthless books.

  30. Anonymous1:26 PM


    Watch "Donald Trump on Megyn Kelly: ‘Blood Coming Out of Her Eyes, Blood Coming Out of Her… Wherever’" on YouTube

  31. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Did Sarah Palin sell her soul?

    We can see it now, a Democratic political commercial

    Is America ready for a anti-Vet, anti-women, anti-minority, anti-disability and an anti-special needs president in order for Sarah Palin to become Secretary of Energy? 

    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      It's so incongruous as to be funny in a very dark way.

  32. Anonymous1:50 PM

    What do you get when you combine the
    Sarah Palin Curse with Donald Trump?

    The Donald Trump Curse

  33. Anonymous2:05 PM


    Sarah Palin are you against everybody using the word "retard" or not?

    Sarah Palin stop complaining and choose your sides! You can't have it both ways to suit your needs.

    Either you are or you're not against people using the word retarded or retard?

    A. On Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel, she said his comments calling liberal groups "f-ing retards" was "indecent and insensitive" and cause for his dismissal

    B. But the former governor went to great and sometimes awkward lengths to insist that when conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh used the same exact term to describe the same exact group, it was simply in the role of political humorist.

    1. Anonymous11:22 PM


  34. Anonymous2:16 PM

    Sarah Palin one more question for you, are you pro Alaskan Interstate Sex Trafficking or are you against it?

    What have you done since you quit your Alaskan governor's job to battle recruiting of Alaskan women and children into the dark world of prostitution?

    1. Anonymous11:51 PM

      $upported ex-hub Tawd and $ecret $ervice.

  35. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Who is the Republican candidate after Donald Trump and Ben Carson? Whoever it is, it looks like they should start packing his or her's bag for the Republican National Convention.

  36. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Look$ like $arah Palin need$ to $tart reading $weet Freedom to $oothe her $oul and con$ciou$ during the Thank$giving $ea$on.

  37. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Alaskans there are traditions like pardoning the National Turkey, parades, football games, dinner, fellowship, being thankful and now Alaska you have given America a whole new Thanksgiving tradition for our children and families to look forward to year after year before we carve our turkeys.

    From a grateful nation we thank you Wasilla, thank you Alaska, thank you John McCain, thank you Sarah Palin, thank you Sally and Chuckie Heath.

    Here Is Your Annual Thanksgiving Sarah Palin Turkey Day Massacre, For ‘Tradition’

    Feeling a bit low this Thanksgiving? A bit like something is just…missing? Could be because you have been waiting, longing, for Wonkette’s sort-of-annual Thanksgiving tradition. As a parade is to Macy’s, Sarah Palin’s interview-cum-turkey-slaughter-horror-show is to Wonkette. And really, what news story is more Wonkette-ish than Sarah Palin yammering on obliviously as turkeys are ground to bits behind her by the most stereotypically gomer-ish guy Alaska could produce?

    1. Anonymous4:08 PM

      I prefer the William S. Burroughs thanksgiving prayer. How amazing that even after all these years it still pegs all the shit that is wrong with this country and the denizens within.

  38. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Never fails to give me the shivers, ick on both points. It shows her incompetence right there, the idiot.

  39. Anonymous3:23 PM

    My how the mighty have fallen. Now she looks like one of the turkeys, on a good day. It's still not as good as WKRP'S turkey drop video, our annual clip for TG,. What cracks me up most is she ASKED for this site after being told it may come across as distasteful.
    I guess she still doesn't know there's supermarkets near her, but then again, she's used to plucking feathers and tweezing till her fingers bleed.

  40. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Alaska has given us more than the Alaska Thanksgiving Day Massacre. There's the Great Alaska Shootout Interview and College Dorm Room One Night Stand, The Alaska Quitter's Day, Palin Family Drunken Family Brawl, Tucson Massacre, Sarah Palin Sent Back To Alaska Day and so on.

    Not specific to any one certain day:
    Sarah Palin's It Aint My Fault Day,
    Bristol's I'm In Love Days, Bristol I'm Engaged Days, Bristol I'm Pregnant Days, Sarah Palin Is Thinking About Running For President Days, Sarah Wild Ride Day and more.

  41. Anonymous9:44 PM

    $weet Freedom is back to over 1000 ROFLOL
    Ranking Today: Sales Rank: 1004 Sales Rank: 950 Sales Rank: 946 Sales Rank: 937

    So $weet Freedom set a record and went over 1000 within a week after it was publushed.

    Then Immoral Minority readers ridiculed Sarah Palin because she was out and about having fun in New York and Florida with low attendance at her book signing. That must had irritated Sarah, so within a two day period Sarah posted around six $weet Freedom endorsements on her Facebook and the posts mentioned to buy her book from Amazon. $arah's ranking improved for a day or two and now its back into the toilet with book signing cancelations.

    Happy Thanksgiving you piece of shit!

  42. I will be forever grateful that McCain lost.

  43. Anonymous2:18 AM

    Sweet Freedom Sales Rank: 1083


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