Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Sarah Palin cancels book signing in Naperville, Illinois. Gee, I can't imagine why. Update!

Courtesy of the Chicago Tribune:

Former U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has scrapped her plans to appear in Naperville next week. 

Anderson's Bookshop in Naperville, which would have been the official bookseller for the event at the Chicago Marriott Naperville Hotel, announced early Wednesday afternoon that Palin, formerly governor of Alaska, called off her Dec. 1 engagement. 

The appearance was to have been in support of Palin's most recently released book, "Sweet Freedom: A Devotional." 

The announcement said the event was called off "due to circumstances out of the control of Anderson's Bookshops," but provided no additional details.

Oh I think we all know the "additional details."

The details are that the crowds are so small they could all arrive on the same city bus, and that the book is falling so hard it threatens to break the sound barrier.

After all nothing screams "failure" like a book signing with nobody there to get a book signed.

I imagine that this will not be the last cancellation, and would not be surprised if she quit the book tour altogether. 

By the way here is the top review for her book over at Amazon:

So the other day I was going to bail my oldest son, Trek, out of the county lockup (Vandalism. Kids, right?). I had my eldest daughter in the car with me and she looks over and yells, "Mama, my water broke!" I started to yell back that I wouldn't have to haul her to the hospital if she'd roped that guy into marrying her before he found out the kid wasn't his like I told her to. But then I took a deep breath and remembered what I'd read in Sarah Palin's book "Sweet Freedom" about being patient on those days when your facade as a Christian family just goes right down the crapper. Sometimes it can be hard to live vibrantly. 

So instead of cussing out my daughter, I drove her to the hospital. There, as I waited for the birth of my second - or is it my third? - illegitimate grandchild, I went on Facebook and shared a few anti-Obama memes before flipping over to Sarah Palin's page to thank her for this book, and for being somebody I could relate to. I even dipped into my Marlboro money to send her a few bucks since I got three emails from her this week begging me to donate so she can save America. 

I hope she continues to write books. They are perfect. Maybe it's because I never got past the seventh grade and read slow. Or maybe it's because she makes me proud to be a bigot. Either way, when I'm reading her books it feels like she understands, and I think it's because she's just like me. Sarah knows thinking is hard, and her books requires no thinking at all. For a conservative reader, that's Sweet Freedom.

And the review has a five star rating too!

Gotta love it.

Update: Well there goes another one.

Anybody want to take bets on how long that will last?

198 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Oh $arah

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    You're in the freaking red neck Bible Belt and you STILL can't get people to come see you and get their book signed.

    I can't wait until she starts advertising this book as being "In the top 10,000 of book sales"

    This is so absolutely DELICIOUS!!

    Keep living vibrantly sweetie, we are loving every minute of it.

    Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      No one constantly likes to hear a liar. Trump will also sink.

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    2. Anonymous1:23 PM

      Naperville certainly isn't bible belt. More suburban yuppie and young families. Maybe some older garden clubbish Repubs.

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    3. Anonymous1:23 PM

      Naperville is largely Republican territory, but as a suburb of Chicago, hardly qualifies as Bible Belt, I don't think.

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    4. Anonymous2:45 PM

      If she can't sell enough books in Dallas, Texas to hold a proper signing, it's over. Lights out, Sarah!

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    5. Anonymous2:59 PM

      Dallas is where the book got canceled, also too. I believe that is the "Bible Belt" to which 12:10 was referring.

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    6. Anonymous4:01 PM

      I bet she can't believe nobody in Dallas wants to see her. 5 interested, 4 going--ha. I'm in the Dallas area & I can believe it. People don't like her much here.

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    7. Anonymous4:37 PM

      1:23pm. You're right. I apologize. For some reason I thought it was in Tennessee. Don't ask me where I got that from lol

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    8. Anonymous6:33 PM

      According to a recent post on the Barnes and noble event in Dallas, the remainder of the book tour is cancelled. This was posted at 7:30 pm pacific time.

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  2. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Hahaha...that review is one of the best! Who is paying for her book tour?

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  3. Anonymous12:19 PM

    That's her Gila monster look.....lol..was she trying to be cute?
    BHAAAAhahahahaha

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    1. Too funny. But seriously.......ol' granny Palin has had too much filler injected into her puss or she's getting fat. (I hope our comments don't send her into having another bout of bulimia/anorexia)

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  4. Anonymous12:20 PM

    WHAT! I had reserved a room at the Marriott just to be close to her....

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    1. Anonymous1:50 PM

      Did you get an adjoining room? Hope not!!

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  5. Anonymous12:20 PM

    I could attend this book signing with a 20 minute drive. Instead I emailed Anderson's to express my complete disdain about them hosting SP, and offered that I won't shop them in the future. Their response was free speech, blahblahblah. Maybe I wasn't the only person to complain.

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      Well, it looks like Anderson's is gonna feel the Palin Curse from now on for their stupid plan to host the bitch. Good for Karma, eh?

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    2. Anonymous2:33 PM

      I"m not sure how book stores even survive as I don't know anyone that doesn't read on their electronic devices these days. I guess my question is, who the hell is buying paper books? I mean really, how old are these people that they still read on paper?

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    3. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Lots of us do, 2:33pm. I prefer print media and I'm in my mid forties - not a Spring chicken but hardly "old".

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    4. Anonymous5:24 PM

      I'm in my 30s and I read paper books. They're great--you can leave one in the car for when you have to wait around, and nobody is going to break in to steal it. You can bring it in to work with you and read on your lunch break. Even if you lose one, it's okay because nobody can steal your credit card number or your personal information from a paperback. Best of all--you own the book--no company can take it back like they can just yank stuff off an e-reader.

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  6. Anonymous12:24 PM

    Devotionals are the fastest, easiest way to make a buck off of Christians, news flash there is a book out there called the bible witch contains all of the New and Old Testament. Word has it most Christians already own it and don't need a flim flam artist to hand pick certain passages to fit their scewed and screwed up agenda.

    There is a story in the Bible about people hawking their wares outside the Temple...and he was not a happy camper.Hey Sarah, i bet that's not in your devotional! God doesn't like to be used.

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    1. Anonymous1:50 PM

      That is exactly why the door is wide open in awaiting her arrival in Hell. Satan will greet her with open arms.

      She is in for such a rude awakening when she dies. It won't be pretty and fun, Sarah! You will finally be held responsible for all your devilish ways on earth. And, Satan knows more of them than we do at this point!

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    2. I think you are wrong about that! Sarah will look pretty as hell in her red flaming gown for her marriage to Satan.

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  7. Anonymous12:28 PM

    "I even dipped into my Marlboro money..."HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  8. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Maybe she got wind of "certain people" who were planning on crashing it.

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    1. Anonymous12:41 PM

      Crashing it? Oh yeah....the white supremacists aka trump's followers were ALL going to visit and overwhelm the place with acolades and such.

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    2. Anonymous12:45 PM

      yeah. And may be this is when she planned to have Dakota/Bristol's little Sailor come a month early.

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    3. Anonymous1:49 PM

      I know of "haters" that were planning on attending to have a little "fun" with her. Too bad; I would have loved to see their write up.

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    4. Anonymous2:55 PM

      What "certain people" ?? Who are you talking about?

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    5. Anonymous3:11 PM

      Yea, 12:45 that will be the excuse used: Had to rush back to Wasilla to help Barstool with the delivery of the 10 pound preemie Sailor girl.

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  9. Anonymous12:34 PM

    9 months pregnant... any day now...

    Nancy wants you to know that Sailor is not here yet. Convient of her.

    nancyjanefrench about 7 hours ago
    Yay! I can't believe he's so big! He'll seem even bigger when Sailor gets here!

    Believe Track is still in the National Guard! Palin's Earthquake Movement
    http://cdn3.us4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sarah-palin-channel-track-palin.jpg
    most devoted supporters
    http://blog.al.com/live/2014/04/meet_sarah_palins_most_devoted.html

    ‘NostraDonald’
    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/11/25/colbert-roasts-trump-for-claiming-he-can-predict-the-future-meet-nostradonald-video/

    I predict infamous quitter at the Alaska Shore
    http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Sarah-Palin-Alaska-Shore-490x472.jpg

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  10. Anonymous12:35 PM

    And who says there's no Santa Claus? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

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  11. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Or maybe the fleet is in? Hey, SAILOR!

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    1. Anonymous1:39 PM

      Bristol has been so thrilled about Thanksgiving in the garage. She was looking forward to it and Sarah's decor. I think it was before Halloween she posted about that.

      Soon we will be seeing Thanksgiving 2015. Sarah doesn't disappoint for that holiday. She cooks and does the turkey slaughter deal.

      This year may be the best of all. Bristol 9 month pregnant, Willow just back from the happiest place, Track and his woman home for the family time turkey, Piper all growing up. Trig must be big now.

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  12. Anonymous12:42 PM

    OMG, I just read the comments under the 'positive' reviews and ALL of them are calling her out for the dominionist, twisted, so called christian she is. And they are nailing her for taking credit for Nancy French's writing. And for raising a bunch of criminals and misfits. And for her promoting guns in the name of Jesus.

    NO ONE is letting her get away with this grift!

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  13. Anonymous12:43 PM

    Did the sailor arrive and it was not what was expected?

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    1. Anonymous1:08 PM

      Well, a NORMAL mom/grandma would want to be there if at all possible for the birth. So if the Sailor WAS born and Sarah is in any way normal, she may have gone back to be amidst the holy scene.

      Of course, baby is supposedly not due for another month, so she could not disclose that possible true reason for cancelling.

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    2. Anonymous1:47 PM

      She'll say Bristles had leakage and she had to dash back to drive her a couple of 100 miles to a hospital that doesn't specialize in delivering "preemies"

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  14. Anonymous12:44 PM

    NAH....They cancelled the much acclaimed and awaited event?

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  15. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Hat tip to old Redneck! You called it!

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  16. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Increased security, no cameras, no purses, no coats, dress light...etc etc etc...And the event included a photo!
    And people didn't attend? WTF.

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    1. Anonymous1:44 PM

      She's sure eating through her money, which is more than likely her initiative in stopping or cancelling various book signings! Damn, but it's fun watching her demise!

      Can't help but wonder what she has to pay her security folks. It would be interesting to know, or have, one of them disclose what it is, or was, like working for and around her. Bet there are some outstanding stories that could be told! Rat her out security people. You could make big bucks doing so. She's not worth your silence!

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  17. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Anybody have the official # ranking for the book as of now? I don't know how to find it, now that it is out of the top 100!

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    1. Anonymous1:17 PM

      #646 at the moment.

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    2. Anonymous1:20 PM

      Thank you! How do you find it?

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    3. Anonymous5:06 PM

      http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Freedom-Devotional-Sarah-Palin/dp/1621574636/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8

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    4. Anonymous6:55 PM

      That link just takes me to the book and reviews, not to the current overall ranking.

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  18. Balzafiar12:47 PM

    Maybe now she'll slither back under that pile of wood.

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  19. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Chickenshit! Such a coward.

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  20. Anonymous12:51 PM

    She knew not all the people who paid were loving fans. Fucking coward. Mama Grizzly my ass.

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  21. Anonymous12:51 PM

    So at Amazon when you review a book/cd you give it a number of stars. Whoever wrote that review was savvy enough to give it 5 stars knowing it would most likely be the "most helpful positive review" vs. the "most helpful critical review". Just looked over there and quitty pants must be posting "positive 5 star reviews" rather than fulfilling her obligations, sound familiar? Haha, fucking idiot, we live in her head rent free.

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    1. Anonymous1:37 PM

      Sarah hasn't changed her 'tricks' since she was in Juneau as the quitter governor. We know her so well in Alaska and are more than happy to call her out (publically) for her lies and misdeeds. She continues to repeat them! You are so slow to learn, Sarah! It's embarrassing to watch.

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    2. Anonymous3:44 PM

      How pregnant (not) was Sarah here?
      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Wh2Xi7RPH0s/To8GXd97-3I/AAAAAAAAdMg/zEIGtZlHlrA/s1600/pal.jpg

      Aunt Willow teaches Tripp
      https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/tripp-on-couch.jpg

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    3. Anonymous4:47 PM

      Flashback. "Pregnant" hike in Juneau and Scott Slone covers her ass.
      They have many helpers, they do not do these things alone.

      MARCH 13, 2010 Why is Alaska HDTV lying about Sarah Palin -- Update
      http://terminalhypocrisy.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-is-alaska-hdtv-lying-to-us.html

      Mar 29, 2008
      Scott Slone "Tomm, I do have b-roll from the shoot of Sarah. In reviewing the footage, yes she is pregnant."
      https://vimeo.com/838922

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  22. Anonymous12:55 PM

    makes sense to me the crosseyed skank's bailing on her book signing tour, as doesn't she need to be back up here in AK to practice her upside down turkey carving technique using a freaking cheese knife tomorrow ?

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    1. Anonymous1:34 PM

      You mean Sarah isn't with her wonderful family in Wasilla to celebrate this Thanksgiving holiday? Isn't she over the moon in being thankful for her family and pimp husband? Isn't she eager to meet her new grandchild who has no named birth father and born to an unwed mother?

      Be thankful for what you got for spreading your legs, Sarah! You made them, raised them horribly and have no one to blame but yourself!

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    2. Anonymous1:50 PM

      She's in Wasilly decoratin' the tree and hosing out the garage/hangar for tomorrow's paper plate meal.

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  23. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Log in to your Amazon account and you can help vote the scathing reviews to the top without having to leave a review of your own; look for "Was this review helpful to you?" and vote yes for the ones you like and no for the ones blowing sunshine up her scrawny unwashed ass.

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    1. Anonymous1:17 PM

      I just did that it was oh so delicious! It was also fun to read the comments under the positive reviews. They were all taking her to task for her grift.

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  24. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Love the review! Best laugh I've had this week.

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  25. Anonymous1:06 PM

    I wrote one of the earliest reviews of Lynne Cheney's book "Sisters" on Amazon and thought I was quite clever but mine pales compared to this review by an adoring Sarah Palin fan.

    What a masterpiece!

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  26. Anonymous1:12 PM

    She's cancelled another one, in Dallas, TX. Seriously, this woman wears the mantle of "Quitter" and she just proves again and again how much she deserves the title?

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    1. Anonymous1:16 PM

      Do you have a link for the Dallas cancellation?

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  27. Anonymous1:18 PM

    She just cancelled the one at Barnes and Noble in Dallas on Dec. 2nd! Bye Bye book tour. Some idiot at C4P bought 12 copies foe he and friends and says "Now what will i do?" .

    H ere's what he can do , he can get a clue that Sarah is a loser and a quitter and a chicken, Mama Grizzley BWHAA! haha. can't face the embarassment of such a low turnout from her adoring [ all 20 of them] fans.

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    1. Anonymous5:00 AM

      1. Even with SarahPAC underwriting the tour expenses, sales are so low that the publisher is losing money just on expenses like set-up and shipping, and pulled the plug
      2. The entourage (handlers) staged a mutiny once they got their Disney vacation
      3. Bristol, under lock-down back home with little Sailor, is stewing over missing out & threatening to expose the ruse
      4. Palin ran out of uppers

      So many theories so little time.

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  28. Anonymous1:19 PM

    meanwhile, over at the urinal;

    Carmtom13 • 3 hours ago
    I just got an email for Gov. Palin's book signing we were going to attend, it said that the author has had to cancel the event.
    Sigh! I am sooooo disappointed! We were so excited we were finally going to meet Gov. Palin. What a big let down!
    Now I will have to break the bad news to my sister.....she is going to be very upset!
    Oh well, maybe it just wasn't meant to be! Sigh!
    I hope everything is okay with her and her family.
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    DeeDEEthree Carmtom13 • 10 minutes ago
    She probably cancelled because Trig Truther Nutjobs were going to cause problems according to one of the Nutjobs in the comment section of this article about the cancellation. http://www.dailyherald.com/art...
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    AmazedOne1 Carmtom13 • an hour ago
    Looks the bookstore isn't giving a reason, either:

    Sarah Palin Cancels Book Signing in Naperville

    The cancellation was due to circumstances outside Anderson's Bookshop's control.

    Brace yourself, Sarah Palin fans. The former vice presidential candidate has canceled her book signing appearance in Naperville.

    Anderson’s Bookshop said in a release that the cancellation was due to circumstances outside the bookstore’s control.

    Those who are looking for refunds should contact Brown Paper Tickets, where tickets for the Palin event were sold.

    The event was originally scheduled for 6 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 1.



    http://patch.com/illinois/nape...
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    LMAO !!!

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    1. Anonymous1:44 PM

      Pee Land speaks: Oh well, maybe it just wasn't meant to be! Sigh!
      I hope everything is okay with her and her family.

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    2. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Who sells tickets for a book signing? Seriously, and people actually bought them? To see Sarah Palin?
      SallyinMI

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    3. Anonymous5:12 PM

      Are you kidding?? Sarah was actually charging people money to attend her book signing "event" and they are offering refunds ??

      Wow, who else but the Grifter In Chief would charge for that? I'm sure this is Sarah's bitter pill to swallow finally facing the realization that she's just not "all that" anymore. Her hayday is OVAH!

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    4. Anonymous3:10 PM

      Bad enough you have to buy her book, but charging for a book signing! Never heard of it.

      Guess her greedy little heart went over board and it backfired, cancellations left and right.

      That just leaves the usual grift of donate to SarahPAC and get the "free" book.

      Sounds like Sarah might actual have to get a real job in 2016, kinda hard when she quits a book tour that only requires signing her name.

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  29. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Take your failing grift somewhere else, skank! Besides, don't you have a special needs son and special needy daughter to look after?

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  30. Anonymous1:23 PM

    You can always depend on a quitter always quitting.

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  31. I DO NOT BELIEVE MY EYES!!!!

    Sarah Palin has a photo of her Justin Bieber Christmas tree ornament!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/photos/pb.24718773587.-2207520000.1448490202./10153772283293588/?type=3&theater

    P.U.K.E.


    As for the Dallas book signing -- I Googled and all I found was a scheduled book signing in Dallas, 2 December.

    Here's the schedule from a very strange website:

    http://bb4sp.com/sarah-palins-sweet-freedom-book-tour/#

    Tuesday, December 1: Book Signing in Chicago, IL
    6:00 – 8:00 pm
    Anderson’s Book Shop
    Chicago Marriott Naperville
    1801 Naper Blvd
    Naperville, IL
    Must preorder tickets here.

    Wednesday, December 2: Book Signing in Dallas, TX
    6:00 – 8:00 pm
    Barnes & Noble
    7700 West Northwest Highway
    Ste 300
    Dallas, TX

    Saturday, December 5: Book Signing in Santa Clarita, CA
    6:00 – 8:00 pm
    Oak Tree Gun Club
    23121 Coltrane Ave
    Newhall, CA
    (Book signing at a gun club?? Exactly what Jesus would do.)

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    1. Here's the calendar of events on the website of the Dallas B&N -- notice there is NO Sarah Palin book signing on 2 Dec or any other date.

      http://stores.barnesandnoble.com/store/2884?subtype=detailMap

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    2. CANCELLED!!!!!

      Sarah's 2 Dec book signing in Dallas has been cancelled.

      See the book store's Facebook page . . . scroll down for the announcement.

      https://www.facebook.com/bndallaslincolnpark


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    3. Sarah is scheduled to sign books at the Oak Tree Gunh Club, Newhall, CA, on Saturday, 5 Dec,

      Go to their website. On the right and left edges of the home page headline are arrows pointing right/left. Click on one of those arrows and the page headline changes to an announcement of her book signing.

      http://www.oaktreegunclub.com/index.asp

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    4. Anonymous2:09 PM

      Interesting. A cancellation in Ill. Dec. 1 and now TX on Dec 2. I would think TX would be welcoming of her ilk.

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    5. Anonymous3:29 PM

      I wonder if all along she planned to start to cancel with Chicago? Rough place and she can cry victim.

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    6. Anonymous5:18 PM

      I can't believe my eyes she would have a non-christian ornament on her tree! I'd say that is a symbol of War On Christmas if I ever saw one. I mean if you get fake upset over a snowflake not being on a Starbucks coffee cup, then this is being hypocritical!

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    7. Anonymous5:04 AM

      Santa Clarita would be the Magic Mountain stop on the tour -- the last little deal-sweetener for Willow. Not many book stores up that way either (see I don't just make digs against Florida) so a gun club must have been the best she could do.

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  32. Anonymous1:30 PM

    This is hateful, but I so dislike the fraud! Plus, think she is finally getting everything she deserves. And, I'm sure there is more to come!!! She's lived such a fraudulent life that more truths will be disclosed as we move further along in time.

    It must be god awful walking in the shoes of any of the Palins!

    Go back to your dead lake in Alaska, Sarah! Oh, I forgot, Wasilla folks can't stand her (or her family members) either! She's horribly uncomfortable wherever she goes! It must be very, very uncomfortable having 'hate' follow you everywhere you show your boney ass!

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    1. Anonymous2:42 PM

      Hate the lies.

      Let someone else take care of the sins of the sinner. Like hopefully soon the law. Or sincere Christians will stop being part of a liars life.

      Expose the whole family and be thankful. It is the right thing to do.

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  33. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Sarah knew what kind of welcome she would get in Illinois. So do we. Sarah is afraid.

    Maybe she is even afraid that I would be there. I'm the one that wants to tear off her wig in public. I would plead Palinsanity and claim in court I was her biggest fan.. The judge would see I was truly insane and let me off with a fine. :)

    If you ever come near me, Sarah Palin, your and your wig will make history.


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    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      I totally agree with you and would do the exact same thing were I to have the chance. She is such a fucking liar. Wears a wig - is bald - is evil - ugly and nasty!

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    2. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Bwah ha ha you made SarahPAC fan club have to pay for extra body guards.

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  34. Anonymous1:34 PM

    OK - has the little bundle of disappointment arrived?

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    1. Anonymous1:47 PM

      Very likely.

      Bristol looks knocked up as far back as January 26 2015
      http://conservatives4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10606262_10204791940910783_4692628479159860627_n.jpg
      From VG Sailor the Babby Daddy fanbots
      http://conservatives4palin.com/2015/01/iowans-byron-york-didnt-interview.html

      August 10 pregnant
      https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11831658_10204737345608901_5878677185131103821_n.jpg?oh=1315e6ee26bcfa149d9b43c0d2c9cf32&oe=56ED1D33
      From Janice Sims With Ang Cernich and Kelly Cusack Millen
      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10204737345608901&set=a.2523379239198.2109069.1094874374&type=3&theater

      October 29, 2015 32 weeks with my babe girl
      http://www.pikore.com/m/1106988840784747412_1395504853

      November 25, 2015 12:26pm ... the last person you should complain to is someone 9 months pregnant, just sayinnnnnnnnnnn #nosympathy
      http://www.pikore.com/m/1126280966152379281_1395504853

      Where's Sailor?
      https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpt1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12105120_912300935526088_560310013_n.jpg

      Tripp Johnston born on December 27, 2008
      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ea/e8/87/eae887213cdbda57958eeb0b0fa655b3.jpg
      Sixth birthday party for my chicken nugget

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    2. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Interesting on her 11/25/15 post about whining to her while she's 9 mos. pregnant. Who could it possibly be that Bristol is whining about that is whining to her?

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    3. Anonymous6:48 PM

      I think Bristol is the whiner and after someone said something to her, she whined and wined , Nancy found a post for her.

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  35. Anonymous1:41 PM

    O/T but OMG, look how utterly GORGEOUS the Obama girls have become! Sasha has really come into her own and is a regal beauty! And our president is, as usual, funny, genuine, real and sincere. Love this family!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/obama-turkey-pardon_5655eff1e4b08e945feabc8c

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    1. Anonymous2:16 PM

      Yes. And they're neither pregnant nor druggies & dropouts. No wonder the Palin KKKlan is pissed. Lol

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    2. Anonymous2:38 PM

      Speaking of off-spring....Although I loathe the Trumpster, his adult children at least seem to comport themselves in a professional and well-spoken manner. I also believe he truly expects them to get an education, and work hard.

      I have to wonder what he must think of Sarah's crude brood.

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    3. Anonymous3:13 PM

      I'm sure the mess of the Palin family is NOT akin to the kids/adults in his family. That will be why he 'uses' Sarah and will never include her in an actual run (or administration) IF he actually gets that far.

      He's using her for the few votes she might lend him.

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    4. Anonymous2:44 AM

      Suggest you Google "Donald Trump Jr. and elephant" 2:38. And Ivanka Trump has had more plastic surgery than Caitlyn Jenner. Donald Trump' s kids perfectly take after him, entitled publicity whores.

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  36. Anonymous2:07 PM

    LMAO!!!
    This made me laugh even though I found out 2 of my friends were shot in Minneapolis yesterday.

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      Oh, no. How are your friends doing?

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  37. 9 months pregnant.

    Check out Bristol's Instagram page. She has posted a pic with a caption "Would you like some cheese with the whine?" Apparently someone has pissed off Her Highness.

    Note her reply -- "Don't pick on someone who is 9 months pregnant!!"

    But Sarah said 45 days??

    I'm confused.

    I need a drink.

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    1. Anonymous2:29 PM

      Awww, poor single mother of two babies with different daddies who proclaims to be abstinent and made a lot of money by saying she wouldn't fuck again until married...

      Sorry fucktard, you've made your bed and now you have been, as you said years ago, "hoisted on your own petard" as the poster child for xtian hypocrisy. Embrace it gurrrlll, you earned it ;-)

      (oh, also too you earned over a quarter million bucks saying that you wouldn't fuck until someone put a ring on it, so really, I hope it hurts when this latest "abstinence spawn" comes screaming down your vagina...)

      You bought it with your lies girl, now own it ;-)

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    2. Anonymous2:31 PM

      9 mths, 8 mths, 7 1/2 mths - makes no difference to the Palins. It will be whatever they decide it to be AND you will by golly will believe whatever they tell you. THAT is the Palin way of having babies.

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    3. Anonymous2:47 PM

      Curiouser and curiouser!

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    4. Anonymous4:05 PM

      She said it on 11/16 and so she expects the baby last day of Dec. or maybe Jan. 1. We'll see.

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    5. Anonymous5:32 PM

      So who is the whiner Bristol is whining about? Tripp? Piper? Someone in her "household"? Could it be her depressed and confused mommy?

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  38. Anonymous2:18 PM

    This Year, Be Thankful That This Video Of Sarah Palin's Turkey Massacre Still Exists

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sarah-palin-turkey-pardon_5654cae3e4b0258edb33523f

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      +++++++++++

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    2. Anonymous3:00 PM

      You Betcha

      That's the rill dill!

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  39. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Hey, Sarah has stuff to do she is a very important person 'dontchaknow she has to get all of those Eskimo Bingo prizes wrapped in newspaper, wax Todd's snowmachine, go to the Dollar General to get them there utensils and such. Todd is impotent also too! He has to help set up the card tables, but that's ok he likes the decorating the garage part especially fluffy them fancy bows on the back of the folding chairs and the kids pitch in by stocking the fridge with beer and the plywood tool bench/ bar with whiskey and everclear.

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      Well, there is some truth to your jest: Bar$Tool said some time ago on one of her whatevers that $arah was busy collecting 'things for this years Eskimo Bingo'!

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    2. Anonymous2:00 AM

      Anon @ 2:19-Todd is "impotent" also too! I have no doubts that you're right, if even by accident.

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  40. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Publisher may have decided flying and hotel cost, etc for THREE people was too much.

    When only 100 showed up in Florida .....somebody lost big $$$$

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  41. Anonymous2:24 PM

    A wonderful Thanksgiving, life is a bitch sayrah! Actually, you are a bitch sayrah.
    It is soooooo good to see you getting payback!

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  42. Anonymous2:35 PM

    That picture kills me. Kind'a like looking into a mirror, eh $arah? You dumb fucking child.

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  43. Anonymous2:37 PM

    And she can't be bothered to post these announcements on her Facebook and Twitter. Everything with her is so orchestrated in a way to guard her ego that she can't even inform people of what she now won't be doing. So it's not the kind of upbeat info she wants to post, but she should do it for any fans out there and ones who just might benefit from knowing.

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    1. Anonymous3:24 PM

      And she can't be bothered to post these announcements on her Facebook and Twitter.

      That is what a professional would do.

      I thought the Jason fellow was PR and handles image. Does she not pay him?

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    2. Anonymous4:45 PM

      They are on her FB page now...with about one comment each..no one cares!!

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    3. Anonymous5:09 PM

      I only saw this 10hrs

      As you grow older, you learn that sincere worship can come from a deep place of sorrow and confusion. That’s when God’s mercy shines down. ‪#‎SweetFreedom‬

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    4. Anonymous7:38 PM

      Poor sarah, all alone in the end zone.

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    5. Anonymous3:14 PM

      @ 5:09 No wonder her book isn't selling, she is so desperate that she is posting it for free on facebook !!

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  44. Anonymous2:44 PM

    There were only three book signings scheduled after Thanksgiving and now there is one. The publisher's website is the official listing. I don't think Sarah or SarahPAC ever provided a list of the book signings or media promotion.

    Speaking of promotion...Sarah's appearance on Seth Meyers' show was the same night that Adele was on the Tonight Show...both in the same building, same night. I'm shocked that Adele didn't make an effort to meet Sarah and receive the autographed book in person.

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  45. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Ya hoo! Thank you sweet jeebus, it's over for the fraud! Karma is a bitch. Now THAT is what I call sweet freedom! Oh, and the review was the best! I guess Sary is gonna' blame Barstool for ruining her book tour, AGAIN. Too bad, so sad. Couldn't happen to a more bitter person.

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  46. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Surprised nobody has commented on this, but didn't she piss off her own fans with late cancellations on a previous tour? Nebraska rings a bell but not sure. Quitters quit, it's what they do.

    - sid

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  47. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Go home to Alaska, Sarah, with your tail between your legs, or do your balls get in the way?

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      That's a mental picture that will stay with me!

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  48. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Why am I not surprised, Gryph?

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  49. Anonymous3:00 PM

    heh---

    palin45potus • 22 minutes ago
    FYI,

    Naperville IL is probably a lot more similar to Orange County CA than it is to Chicago IL.

    Not to say that it's not possible for a highly mobile band of thugs to surround a bookstore and cause who knows what trouble.

    But I'm gonna bet that some unavoidable conflict arose and family comes first for Sarah Palin.

    And as for the leftist internet bullies...do you really think that Sarah Palin could be afraid of "pajama boy"? Because that's exactly what most of them are, hiding behind their keyboards.

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      He called us 'pajama boy?' Gee, I recall many pictures of Sarah in her ugly pjs posting videos that he paid to see. No, hon, we are not afraid of Ms. Ignorant.

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  50. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Oh my god that photo is just awful of her! Fat, round face that projects the ugliness of her inner soul. She's hateful, racist and a lying fraud which is showing on her physically as she is aging. Beauty is only skin deep, Sarah!

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    1. Anonymous3:50 PM

      Yesiree Bob, she is one fugly Kim Davis looking skank!
      Your hatefulness is showing sayrah?
      Coyote ugly, if you will.

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  51. Anonymous3:21 PM

    Shocked! That Nancy posts ABORTION at this time.

    We do need a reminder that Bristol planned little Sailor with her man of the moment and lives by her abstinence cred.

    The Pathological Xtain Blog: Woman Delivers Baby, Throws in Dumpster to Die: Abortion Activists Defend Her – Of Course November 25, 2015 by Bristol Palin

    Nancy's all about NOVEMBER IS NATIONAL ADOPTION MONTH ??

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    1. Anonymous4:43 PM

      I don't think anyone defended the woman. We felt empathy for her, but there are options other than a garbage can. Bristol must be needing money. My sister posts stuff on YouTube, and was bragging to my mom that she just got $166 put into her bank account from people clicking ads at her videos. There's money in the net, and Bristol is all about easy money.
      SallyinMI

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  52. Anonymous3:22 PM

    No one cares about Sarah Palin anymore; they took her advice and have more important vibrant fun things to do.

    It's finally happened. Her influence is over. She's toast. How come it's so anti-climactic? Her celebrity/political demise was just a burp. It's been 7 years, and all she could do is burp herself out of relevance.

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  53. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Well, at least we all know what to be thankful for this year! Karma's a beotch, ain't she, $carry?!

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  54. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Buy my Mom’s new epic failure, Sweet Freedom, in bookstores everywhere!
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/11/a-panoramic-photo-of-tripps-new-room-love-the-mural/

    My Mom will pay a visit to another Christian, you know the one to tell her Sailor is a bastard.
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/11/professor-gives-epic-class-introduction-that-destroys-liberals-get-out-of-my-class-and-leave-america/

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      So does she post pictures to all the American public of Tripp's room so one of her stalkers that thinks he is one of her real baby daddies can find it? DUMB and dangerous idea.

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    2. Anonymous8:38 PM

      Another sanctimonious devotional from granny grifter!

      Sweet Freedom Review By Amazon Customer - November 23, 2015

      If I want to learn something from a book, I choose one written by a person who knows their subject, has demonstrated first hand knowledge by personal experience, is able to offer numerous examples of how they qualify as an expert. Based on the hateful attacks this grifter has engaged in towards so many people, her failure as a mother, her drunken slugfest after she and her trashy family crashed a private party, her lies and shameless scams - there's absolutely nothing this woman has said or done to qualify her as anything but a disgrace and a grifter of the very worst kind.

      86 of 104 people found this review helpful

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  55. Anonymous3:39 PM

    Palin, formerly governor of Alaska, called off her Dec. 1 (book signing) engagement. 

    A. Sarah is going to announce she's thinking about running for president in 2028.

    B. SarahPac can't make payroll

    C. Sarah's lips are chapped from kissing The Donald's ass too much.

    D. Sarah plans on standing outside Trump Tower so she might be able to show off her new tata's

    E. Oh no another Wild Ride

    F. Bristol is getting married

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    1. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Sarah Palin will be accepting the Secretary of Energy job offer?

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    2. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Donald needs his shoes polished

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    3. Anonymous5:23 PM

      the crosseyed skank's great at polishing belt buckles with her ginormous forehead, also - too ..


      ask me, i know ;)

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    4. Anonymous6:24 PM

      The one I laugh at the most from c4P is DeeDeethree.

      Maybe Sarah cancelled the book tour because the door opened? she is so delusional but tenacious at the same time.

      I don't doubt that Palin is nice when she has to be and I also don't doubt that she would kick anyone to the curb if they don't tow the line and that includes her family, she pays them, they use her and when her money runs out her family is going to fall apart.

      Wahh! Mommy I need money! Todd sits on his ass and is a total wuss and has no say so in anything because he was bought out a long time ago.

      She can have her so called life and keep being a used loser who can't brag about anything her kids have accomplished unless being uneducated, unwed and stupid is her idea of acheivement.

      You build your house on sand and that is what happens.

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  56. Anonymous3:42 PM

    OMG! Her ugly face is even worse than noted above. It's round, fat, indentations are noted in the chin area, aging marks on the neck and a wig to cover her bald head! She's a fucking mess inside and out! OMG! What can Alaska do to improve her image? OMG she is destined for - - - let the bloggers decide because my thoughts are not nice!

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  57. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Is this a leaked copy of Sarah Palin's speech for her book signing cancelations?

    Some are going to question the timing of this. And let me just say that this decision has been in the works for a while. In fact, this decision comes after much consideration -- prayer and consideration.

    And finally, I polled the most important people in my life, my kids, where the count was unanimous. In response to asking, hey, do you want me to make a positive difference and fight for all our children's future from Trump Towers 725 5th Ave, New York, NY 10022? It was four yeses and one, "hell, yeah!" And the "hell, yeah!" sealed it. And someday I'll talk about the details of that.

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    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      By any chance did Sarah say this about moving to New York?

      I don't want to go back to Alaska

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    2. Balzafiar5:45 AM

      "And someday I'll talk about the details of that."

      Our response to that would be: "No need for details, dear. We know what you are and we know your price."

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  58. Anonymous3:56 PM

    It was announced in early July that she was coming out with a book in November. In July it sounded like a new idea, not like she'd been at work on the book already. She thought she could throw something together again in time for Xmas sales. It's all she has left for making a buck. Wow, it's got to hurt knowing that all the TV stops the past couple weeks didn't do a thing for sales.

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    1. Anonymous7:43 AM

      Taco Bell is hiring. They just wont let you handle cash. Youll be scrubbing out the fryers in the alley.There's always the Wasilla dog catcher position. You have lots of experience. You caught tiny two toned squeeky/toad. Your an alaskan gal..the rill dill! Hard workin' and Honest...well,we won't go there. A true Heathen chip off the old block. So tell us,did you get a discount on your falsies and inflatable butt from Fredericks of Hollywood? Just asking since the Toads whores probably shop there as well.

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  59. Anonymous3:58 PM

    On the announcement of Palin's book signing cancelations

    "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

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      Haha,well said!

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  60. Anonymous4:00 PM

    We're all you got, Sarah. Enjoy our company cuz nobody else out there in the US of A gives a shit about you. We own your ass.

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  61. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Reason for canceling book signing appearances:

    It doesn't look vice-presidential hawking books on the streets and selling lemonade

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    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      BWAHAHAHAHA, trolling IM is all you got?

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  62. Anonymous4:20 PM

    You know what normally happens when one gets a new high powered job? They take their loyal staff with them.

    HSP Direct
    Crawford, Timothy
    Grey Strategies
    Northstar Strategies
    Aries Petra Consulting
    Davis, Andrew
    Lane, Marilyn
    Ryan, Carol
    Postmaster, Usps
    Upstream Communications

    Pack up people, we're finally going to Washington DC

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      Dream on. Sarah will never get a job in Washington. Trump is just using her for the followers he thinks she has.

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  63. Anonymous4:25 PM

    No surprise, why would she ever break her quitter record now.

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  64. Anonymous4:28 PM

    And you know she thought the book would sell. On TV she was showing up dressed like a sane woman of her actual age. Her interviewers were so nice to her, even the couple times when they asked her a tough question. She was treated so warmly. Robin Roberts' GMA chat was unbearably warm. She and Trump had their moment. Palin though she was "back." She loved where she was hangin' and could envision more of that life. Now, her little bubble of what the future held has burst.

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    1. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Yep she finally realized "They were just being nice to my face". Then she googled and realize that all the world is only laughing at her or switched the channel. Bet she can't wait till thanksgiving day is over where she can hide out on the bathroom floor alone.

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  65. Anonymous4:30 PM

    Another one bites the dust...

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  66. Anonymous4:31 PM

    So anyone want to bet Bristol let the Sailor out?

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    1. Anonymous4:48 PM

      That's what I think. A few days either way doesn't really matter, but when Sarah made her 45 days comment on 11/16 it meant that she thought, or wanted us to think, the baby would come after Christmas. Sure she could have been estimating, but who estimates with a day number like that? If she'd said "several weeks" or "a month or so from now" or "December," just the month, that kind of thing, it would have sounded more guess-y. But she sounded like someone who was thinking in terms of a true due date. And she didn’t express any excitement about there being a Christmas—before Christmas—baby during the time of month she sees as Jesus’ birth time. We know how she’d want to latch onto that. Bristol, of course, bought a stocking and had it embroidered. She planned on hanging that up during the Xmas season and the baby would be here before Xmas. Either Sarah was playing a game with the 45 days or she really does think the baby will come later. Bristol sees it as coming sooner, if she hasn’t just had it.

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    2. Anonymous7:23 AM

      If she uses barstool as an excuse to abort her mission gifting books,that will show the Valentine's bump is spot on. No claims of a 9lb.preemie baby will fly this time. Xmas is month away.DNA testing will out their grand scam of a MOH "preemie".

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    3. Anonymous7:25 AM

      And I'll bet they Don't dna test the kid as that would expose the entire scam.

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  67. Anonymous4:39 PM

    I went to that FB link, and actually was permitted to comment. I've been blocked there for years...she must be so desperate for hits that she's letting anyone in again. Could be fun!

    SallyinMI

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  68. Anonymous4:41 PM

    A lovely woman and fellow Trig Truther is in need:
    https://www.gofundme.com/francisfundraiser
    Any help would be appreciated! If you're thankful for your health this holiday season, please send a little something her way!

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  69. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Well I'm movin on up, to the east side.
    To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
    Movin on up to the east side.
    I finally got a piece of the pie.

    Moose don't fry in the kitchen;
    Caribou don't burn on the grill.
    Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill.
    Now I'm up in the big leagues
    Gettin' my turn at bat.
    As long as I live, it's you and me Donald
    There ain't nothin wrong with that.

    Well I'm movin on up, to the East Side.
    To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
    Movin on up to the east side.
    I finally got a piece of the pie.

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      Good one!

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  70. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Poor Sarah- she's all sad and confused. Can't figure out why her latest book is a huge fail. Why do less and less people worship her? I know by her latest FB post she's in a world of hurt - probably actually reading the bible by now while drunk and or on pills:

    Sarah Palin
    10 hrs ·

    As you grow older, you learn that sincere worship can come from a deep place of sorrow and confusion. That’s when God’s mercy shines down. ‪#‎SweetFreedom‬

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    1. Anonymous6:40 PM

      I thought someone died.

      She is being comforted.

      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven."

      I checked Willow and Bristol. They are going with hair and curtains. No one in the family was injured or dead. Nancy was into an abortion post. Sarah just in a self pity phase of her disorder. Book sales tanking (money) is rough on her.

      Or maybe she just decided to quit and go off on some fling and is building a mystery of pain. Or it has to do with Cletus the sailor gal.

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    2. Anonymous7:20 PM

      Blow me sarah.

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    3. Anonymous8:18 PM

      You want her diseased mouth on your ? Yuk.

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  71. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Oh, shit. Now Sarah has to go home and spend time with her family.

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    1. Anonymous5:45 PM

      Oh, shit. Now Sarah's family has to spend time with Sarah

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  72. Anonymous5:50 PM

    You don't suppose Sarah will blame Bristol's impending birth for the cancellation of her book tour, do you?

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      Yep.

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    2. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Of course she will that way she can play the martyr.

      Look Bristol is dumb as a box of rocks but she is also a convinent excuse for Palin to cover up her failures. When Barstool has her third unwed kid and she will Sarah will have to admit that Barstool is "special" to avoid being called a lousy Mom which is what she is.Pro life shit didn't play so well the second time around and the third? forget it.

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  73. Could it be because Sailor has already arrived in dry dock?

    BTW spot on for Valentine's Ooops conception.

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Oh yeah. pretty much Feb. 14, for sure.

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    2. according to a calculator on the internet, a baby conceived on Valentine's day would have a due date of 11/7. would Bristol be 2 weeks late delivering if this were her 2nd, 3rd, or whatever child? don't want to stick up for her, but unless she had it about 2 weeks ago, the timing isn't right.

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  74. Otto Katz7:21 PM

    o/t
    I just remembered something. Remember the blog from the people who lived in a trailer, it was always breaking down, and he made pens? And they were always begging for money? Whatever happened to them?

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  75. Not to suggest that anyone do this ...but. The book tour was arranged by Regnery Publishing.

    If a couple - female and male - called to gun club in California - female makes the call posing as the secretary at Regnery, tells whoever answers to "Hold for Mr xxxxx." The man then comes on the line, identifies himself as the PR director at Regnery ... Then cancels the 5 Dec event.

    Just saying . . .


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      Yup,I called the Valentine's day "bump".

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  76. Anonymous7:26 PM

    After you had multiple babies the next one arrives faster. Barstool's hoohah should be primed and ready

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  77. Anonymous8:13 PM

    After you had babies it gets easier to deliver. Wouldn't be surprised if she goes to Taco Bell and the baby just slips out

    Cashier: Would you like to order something for your baby?

    Barstool: I don't have a baby yet

    Cashier : Then whose baby is that hanging by the umbilical cord?

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    1. Anonymous12:32 AM

      I'll continue it for you

      Barstool: Oh shit, this baby looks really dark. Do you want it?

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  78. Anonymous8:20 PM

    Looking at the picture at the top of the post, man oh man what happened to Sarah Palin?

    And that's with makeup on!

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  79. There's a screen name over on Amazon that appears to be granny grifter as the person behind the curtain.... Seriously, I'm still SMH. After doing a little research, I also think it's quite possible Brissypants is on her 5th baby. I don't have proof but I saw something that may be a reference to the actual number.

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  80. Anonymous8:36 PM

    “Well, I don’t trust what the federal government is telling us,” Palin — who is out promoting her new book, “Sweet Freedom” — replied. “But even you should not trust that the federal government


    Said the woman who had a flat square seat cushion for a pregnancy belly then the following week it grew at least 25 times in size.

    Said the ex-mayor who awarded a hockey rink contract and ended up with a two story red house with giant windows and said her husband built it with a couple of buddies and the husband couldn't even build a good neighbor fence.

    Said the quitter governor who hired her unqualified high school friend to head the Agricultural Dept and what was her qualifications? She loved cows when she was growing up.

    Said the governor wife of a man whose prostitute girlfriend spilled the beans on her husband

    Said the governor mother who got her daughter off of breaking and entering charges.

    Said the owner of her own PAC that collected millions of dollars while giving away a small percentage to political candidates

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      Palin doesn't trust the federal government? Fuck you Sarah Palin who trusts you with all your scams

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  81. Anonymous8:58 PM

    I think someone on Sarah's "team" figured out that if she cancelled her in-person book signings that she could make more money forcing her fans to buy her book online with her autograph through SarahPAC at more than $100 each or whatever outrageous amount she charges them for "saving Amurica!".

    That poor schmuck at the c4p pond bought 12 copies to get autographed to give to his friends as gifts....now he'll have to buy 12 more at an over-inflated "donation" if he wants the autograph. LOL bless his heart.

    Way to grift Sarah! I have to say that was one smart move for your pocketbook and Todd's wallet. Was this your plan B from the beginning?

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      LOL< well I bet his imaginary friends don't really care if the book is autographed or not. And I highly suspect he is a paid poster pushing others into buying the book in quantities.

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  82. Anonymous9:43 PM

    The person who set up the Marriott Hotel book signing made a bad decision. A signing in the store means that people could buy as many books as they wanted and maybe some more stuff. $27.50 for a book selling on Amazon for $11.99 is gouging, photo or no photo. They limited purchases to one book. One of the Pee's claimed to have signed up and got #30. That's not like handing out 750 wrist bands. So one guess is low sales and low interest?

    My choice is Bristol's baby and how to control the story. Do they try to make it look like Dakota's child instead of Bristol already having been pregnsnt before they met.

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    1. Anonymous10:49 PM

      Sarah's ranking on this book was down to 900 something and since she cancelled her book signings it's back to 500 something - her fans were forced to forego the autographs and buy the book at the lowest price they could find - on Amazon of course - there are already used copies for sale. And as the last several times Sarah with her plan B was planning on buying back her on book & then selling them at a higher price with the autographs through her ScamPAC. By the way how long is a person allowed a PAC when they aren't running for any political office? Can I register and say I'm running for some office and then start a ScamPac also, too? What makes her still eligible to keep her PAC going?

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    2. Anonymous12:30 AM

      If there are enough rumors ( like the Palin machine has been throwing around) Duhkota can request a DNA test by telling the judge he thinks he may be the child's father and thus wanting to fulfill his parental rights even if he knows there is no way in hell he is. The Palin's better be very careful in their hinting that he is, the one thing every man learns in the military is to protect themselves from getting stuck with another man's leavings. While Duhkota may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, he is not near as naive as Levi. I am sure his military buddies are already pushing him to do exactly what I said in the first sentence.

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    3. Anonymous3:08 AM

      Low interest makes most sense. Plus it's possible Palin herself is becoming embarrassed by her falling star. She must know that Anderson's scheduled the event at a hotel rather than in the shop because they expected a big crowd. A meager turnout after big expectations would make a nice "Palin's 15 minutes is over" story -- especially if accompanied by a photo of a capacious ballroom containing a line of three people standing in front of a signing table.

      Absent such documentary evidence, your fans can still claim you draw enormous crowds wherever you go.

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    4. Anonymous8:06 AM

      Don't forget 12:30, Levi was a naive teen while Dakota is a 27 yr. old man.

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  83. Anonymous12:11 AM

    Sorry Sarah....when you quit your oath to the state of Alaska and decided to listen to no one's advice, you thought you were going to become a mega-superstar. By refusing to learn anything from any one else you've only become America's mega-laughing-stock. You can thank your drugged up drunken self and children that you raised for that. When you proudly posed in your pj bottoms with Tshirts proclaiming that you are valley trash...now the world completely agrees with you. So what was it Bristol the drunken brawler complaining about that someone is whining to her when she's 9 months pregnant...was that you? Yeah, you helped Bristol out for doing nothing but getting pregnant while preaching abstinence and what did you get in return? Another illegitimate grandchild embarrassing you. It's too late. Your name is mud. No one to blame but you and another one of your failed schemes all because you believe you are right and everyone else is wrong. You never learn do you & neither does Bristol. But hey you got houses and stuff and money. Hope you think all your plotting and scheming was worth it while the rest of us sit back and laugh. Your 24/7 hatred that you have been peddling has come back to bite you in the butt LOL.

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  84. Anonymous12:25 AM

    Hey Wasilla and United States, Sarah Palin has fallen and she can't get up. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  85. She'd cancelled because her ego can't take it. I bet there are more hecklers than people at her book signing. And of course she doesn't want it to get out that people aren't showing up.

    If she'd charged them for her signature and they still don't show must be crushing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  86. 66gardeners4:23 AM

    The link supplied from the book publisher, informing that the Dallas book signing has been cancelled, had a total of 10 people either interested, attending or invited at the time of the cancellation.

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    1. Anonymous6:51 AM

      Naperville doesn't look like the only place they cancelled per Sarah's post.
      https://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/first-leg-of-the-good-tidings-and-great-joy-book-tour/10151759757728435

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  87. Anonymous9:41 PM

    She got too many boners! Hahahaha!

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