Thursday, December 24, 2015

Sarah Palin's "The Little Dumber Girl." A Christmas parody song for your enjoyment.

Courtesy of the Stephanie Miller Show.

(H/T to Addicting Info.)


  1. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Nice idea but not very good.

  2. Anonymous5:02 PM

    The Night Before Christmas at Bristol’s House

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

    Bristol was still looking for any male spouse;

    Three stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

    The one for Sailor she hung on a dare

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds;

    While visions of a father danced in their heads; 

    Marina, still missing more than her ‘kerchief,

    Should have opted to focus more on her worship.

    Continued at

    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Good one! I'm going to try and write one, too.
      "'Twas two days before Christmas and a Palin trollop was again spawning ...

    2. Oohh...that IS a good one.

    3. Anonymous7:54 PM

      Love it.

  3. Anonymous5:16 PM

    And this is how she spends her time now? From the Governor's mansion to the garage making audio nonsense. Screw her. We're not a land of Christians, idiot.

  4. Anonymous5:21 PM

    WTF is that???

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  6. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Well that was stupid. Ohh "secular liberals..." I'm so impressed with your vocabulary, Mrs. Palin. Which college that you attended taught you that?

    1. Anonymous7:07 PM

      At the foot of the clergy college.

    2. Anonymous7:37 PM

      The University Of Idaho sure didn't.
      They didn't even give her a diploma.

  7. Anonymous5:55 PM

    I love Stephanie Miller! She's too funny.

  8. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Ma Palin just welcomed the arrival of Sailor Grace PALIN.

    1. Anonymous7:38 PM

      Took her long enough.

    2. Anonymous7:53 PM

      Here's a link so they don't get the clicks.

    3. Anonymous8:42 PM

      Ummm...Sarah calls her "Sailor Grace Palin."

      What the hell is going on here?!

  9. A Superfan In Atlanta6:03 PM

    Let me be the first to call it. I just saw an up-close picture of Sailor Palin's hair and cute little wide nose. Dakota Meyer's daughter (i.e., a white male) she ain't. If I were Dakota, I'd be goo-gooing and gaa-gaaing all over social media about my brand new baby girl just to let nature reveal the truth. He's going for the sympathy vote. Those Palins are going to victimize him all the way into that Congressional seat that he always wanted.

    Just you wait. Her hair is going to "turn" as it's already starting to curl. That there is a multi-cultural baby! She has the eye structure of akaftadark. But don't just take my word for it. Here's a great photo to show how similar he and Sailor look.

    1. Anonymous6:35 PM

      Same nose and same hands.

    2. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Well if he is daddy he wants to slap his baby's mamas mama

    3. Anonymous8:04 PM

      Hahahaha! He just may be the baby daddy! Light skin too. We will have to see if we get anymore pictures without a hat. The Palin's never fail to make a mystery out of Bristol's kids. Entertaining.

    4. Anonymous8:30 PM

      Maybe he wants to slap Sarah because she threatened him. He just spent 8 years in prison....perhaps he knows she has the ability to send him back.

    5. Anonymous8:37 PM

      That is what I noticed. Dang big wide wide nose for a anglo baby.

    6. Baby has more hair than he does.

    7. Anonymous1:47 AM

      We all know what a proud father does.

    8. Anonymous5:01 AM

      Mutazz Chenery, better known as Maxamillz is the head of AKAFTADARK.

      He sure does look like he could be the father of Sailor.. nose, eyes and face shape are close

  10. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Hey, Dumber Girl, a few points to make:

    1) Do you even know the Constitution?

    2) Religious freedom means freedom for all to practice their own, not just yours. "Seasons Greetings" were on cards back when you were a child. No one bitched.

    3) Generosity only in December?! How 'godly' of you! Some make it their life's work 24/7/365 without a photo op asking for money.

    4) Baby in swaddling clothes for political manipulations? Isn't that exactly what your latest book is about?

    5) It's HOO HAH, not hoo wah, and you don't even know the meaning of that either, do you? Nice to know you visit here frequently!

    6) Ever going to admit you have a new grandchild, pro-life supporter? You should be happy!

    7) Why are you in Louisiana when you should be home with your daughter? Could it that Sailor was born last month when you cancelled your tour?

    8) Do you ever stop lying in the name of the Lord that you profess to follow?

  11. A Superfan In Atlanta6:09 PM

    Oh, here's the photo on Dakota Meyer's page. Sorry for the long links!!!

    Mind you, he still has not said he is the father. I sure hope I'm wrong and reading waaaay too much into this. But I do not think I am wrong on this one. If so, I will sincerely apologize.

    He captioned it:
    Best Christmas present ever!! I couldn't be more proud of this little blessing.

    1. Anonymous8:02 PM

      Hundreds of commenters have congratulated him on his fatherhood and he's not seen fit to correct any of them, so yea, I think he's admitting being the father.

    2. Anonymous8:28 PM

      Lucrative deal made at "Celebration Of Life" with her crooked finger in front of his face.

      I'll bet you a nickel to a doughnut he isn't.

    3. AKRNHSNC8:36 AM

      "I couldn't be more proud of this little blessing"...WTF? Why not something along the lines of, "The best gift a father could receive for Christmas, a beautiful daughter" but he's not straight out calling her his daughter and I can't help but think it's for a reason. He's waiting for DNA test results.

      Also, I can't imagine any man, especially one who wants to be considered as exception, a medal of honor winner, allowing those comments about the mother of his child to stand on his FB page. Is he a coward or doesn't care?

  12. Anonymous6:11 PM

    When she got to the part about the planes, I lost it.

  13. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Is there any rumor about sarah being in Louisiana for a shotgun marriage instead on in Alaska for Sailor's birth?

    1. Anonymous8:13 PM

      She was in Louisiana when she posted the last screech on her FB. Bristol had to post what her mom said about baby Sailor on her blog. Why couldn't Sarah do it herself?? Methinks Bristol was embarrassed that MamaGriz didn't say a word so she had Nancy write something up. Good dog could this family be anymore f'd up?

    2. Balzafiar5:42 AM

      That would be because the baby was born in November, around the 18th.

  14. Crystal Sage7:17 PM

    I love Rocky Mountain Mike and his parody songs. I came to IM to see of there is a birth announcement for Bristol's latest little bastard child. Perhaps Bristol found a donkey to take her to a nearby stable to have her Christian Principles/Abstinence baby. Meanwhile, I'm looking to the sky for the star to guide the tabloids to the site of the birth.

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  15. Anonymous8:27 PM

    Man the comments on Dakota Facebook post are hilarious. He just lets everybody call her a bitch and a cunt .... What the hell is going on? Why does he want people to believe he fathered this baby yet doesn't stick up for the mother?

  16. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Love Littmans version, part on erection..hahahaha that was so true! And so hilarious!

  17. Anonymous10:58 PM

    What a minute. Sarah just posted on Facebook about the baby and it says that it was posted in New Orleans. She posted yesterday at 2:30 pm about Ryan and it said she was New Orleans. She is straight up lying. She wasn't in Alaska yesterday nor today.

    They really did fake the timing of this birth. Unbelievable

  18. Anonymous11:49 PM

    If Dakota Meyer's post of Best Gift is claiming to be the father he is a dick IMO to have not taken public responsibility before.
    Or he is being vague as if Bristol got the best gift. Why are people congratulating him for providing seaman when these circumstances are horrible for this innocent child to be born into this world by two parents incapable of cleaning things up before her arrival. It is public record her father never would acknoweledge he screwed her nor either of them rushed to marry because she was pregnant. Poor baby entangled in their lies! Children do not deserve that.

  19. Anonymous2:12 AM

    Dakota's ex-wife Cassie Wain

    The dude has serious problems with women.

  20. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Does she realize that the "cross" is actually an instrument of torture? If her Jesus had been hit by a truck, would she then have "Peterbilt" emblazoned in rhinestones across her chest or on her bum, or on a chain around her neck? And Saturnalia IS the reason for the season.


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