Friday, December 04, 2015

The raw footage posted on the internet by the Ted Cruz campaign is comedy gold.

Courtesy of Mediaite:  

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz‘s campaign posted hours of raw, unedited and highly awkward footage onto its YouTube page this summer. Why? Because it’s the only legal way the campaign could make the footage available to any Super PACs that might want to use it for their pro-Cruz ads. 

BuzzFeed initially reported on the YouTube videos in July, but couldn’t determine why the Cruz campaign had posted them online. 

According to CNN‘s Chris Moody, however, “campaigns often post videos like these as a way to navigate around campaign finance laws that restrict collusion between campaigns and outside groups because they are available in a public place.”

“But while other campaigns have posted highly-produced clips of B-Roll,” notes Moody, “Cruz’s version is raw and largely uncut.” 

You know I used to wonder how Cruz found anybody to marry his sleazy ass, but after seeing that vacuous look in his wife's eyes I think I get it now.

Seeing this kind of makes you wonder if somebody in the Cruz campaign is attempting to sabotage it.

That would not be as far fetched as you might imagine since it appears that literally NOBODY likes Ted Cruz.

His own college roommate had this to say:

“I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone,” Mazin said. “I would rather pick somebody from the phone book."

See folks? It's not just us. 

By the way the Daily Show did a really funny bit on this footage last night. 


  1. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Yeah yeah yeah. I'd rather have this effin' nut job than Jeb. I read somewhere today about Jeb's strategy and that is to just ride out his terrible poll numbers and wait for Trump and the rest of them to flame out so he can sail to the nomination. I think Jeb has the best chance against Hillsry; and I am worried about that.

    1. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Seriously? Ted Cruz is the most dangerous man in America. Read up on the Seven Mountains prophecies, and then tell us Jeb! is better. Hillary can beat Jeb! with one hand tied behind her back. He doesn't even WANT to be President, just like Rubio is sick of being a Senator already.


    2. Anonymous5:50 PM

      I'd rather have Jeb way before Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is one scary bastard.

    3. Anonymous6:33 PM

      Nothing less than a theocracy for these extremists with Ted as some sort of King. Spooky stuff. Ted was raised with this stuff.

    4. Anonymous8:14 AM

      Jeh! is toast. We all know that. It doesn't really matter who the Thugs nominate. Hillary will wipe the floor with them. Probably her biggest challenge would be the pipsqueak Rubio just because of his youth and "freshness". But he will not be able to stand up to Hillary at a debate podium.

  2. Anonymous4:52 PM

    a way to navigate around campaign finance laws

    Ah yes. Another Republican who preaches conservative values at the podium.


    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Just like SarahPAC, Mildred. Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's moral or ethical.

  3. Anonymous5:05 PM

    How long will it take Sarah to show us her Christmas photo?

    1. Anonymous3:13 AM

      The NRA is now the proud sponsor of the stupid and paranoid in this country. There is nothing responsible, merry, or joyful in this picture.

  4. Anonymous5:40 PM

    He just exudes sliminess.

  5. Anonymous6:00 PM

    Ugh - a Texass big hair.Poor kids, in those matching outfits - deny them any individualist at an early age. You must conform, resistance is futile.

  6. Anonymous6:32 PM

    This freak is in bed with Sarah Palin, another freak.

    What a coincidence, America heartily dislikes both of them.

  7. If ever a politician personified the word douchebag,
    for sure this guy is it. He may also own anal gland discharge.

  8. That was so painful to watch. I already had a headache, now its getting worse.

    It was like watching a rich person shoplift.

  9. Ok - that was just level 5 creepy. WTF!? How can anyone think posting that crap would help him?!!

    1. Anonymous3:16 AM


  10. SallyinMI10:34 PM

    Just below this story is a current "People" cover with Sandra Bullock and her 'new little girl,' who is black. Her son, also black, is holding onto her as well. Come on, Bristol, when's your "People" cover coming out? Surely that would be worth $100,000? You remember those days, back when you and Levi were pretending to be engaged, or not, or yes? Bet MOH needs some cash by now, and he's been out of the news since you left/he kicked you to the curb. You two could reconcile! America loves a good reconciliation, even if it isn't true!

  11. Anonymous2:17 AM

    Ugly man, ugly family.

  12. Anonymous5:19 AM

    His wife and daughters are just as disgusting as he. Fuck them all.

  13. Balzafiar6:02 AM

    One more "I love you" and I would have puked. Pure unadulterated horseshit!

  14. Anonymous6:32 AM

    Even his mother doesn't look like she thinks much of him & wasn't willing to glorify him in any way. She's the best of the horrific family. No wonder she divorced Daddy Fanatic. Loved some of the eye rolls.

  15. Anonymous8:06 AM

    A thing of beauty!!! I love him sitting on the dock fishing in his buttondown shirt.

  16. Anonymous11:39 AM

    The guys is such a sleeeeeze! Creeps me out to the max!

  17. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Central Casting screwed up. Cruz was supposed to wear Dustin Hoffman's iconic red sequin outfit, but then again, why leave that cheesey smelling residue ruin a perfectly good dress. Love Blondie, her missionary dad in Africa and Haiti. Top THAT Donald Trump!


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