Ted Cruz's wife, Heidi, was once so depressed that a police officer wrote: "I believed that she was a danger to herself."
The incident happened in 2005 shortly after Heidi quit her high-powered job at the White House and moved to Austin, Texas, to be with her husband, who was state solicitor general.
Police responded to a 911 call about a woman in a pink shirt sitting next to an expressway and found Mrs. Cruz sitting on the ground ten feet from speeding traffic with her head in her hands.
I believe this was probably the day that she realized, "Oh God, I'm married to Ted Cruz!"
However the good news is that Heidi Cruz, or the "Stepford Wife" as I like to call her, is all better now:
She rebounded from her depression and now says:
“I want to use it to strengthen people around me and to recognize that we all have rough patches.”
Well of course she is doing better now, that anti-depressant medication is the shit.
Now I think we finally have the answer as to how ANYBODY could be married to such a disgusting POS. Clearly she is well medicated.