Tuesday, January 12, 2016

How I see Ammosexuals.

You know it's true.


  1. Anonymous3:42 AM

    At least some of them have enough sense to know not to put your finger on the trigger. This bunghole doesn't even have that much. Jeez. Hey, at least he can reach the trigger on THIS phallus.

  2. Sarah3:51 AM

    I see him as a victim of two bad American phenomena: processed food and gun "culture." Both have been foisted upon our populace by greedy people and the multinational corporations they run. They don't care about America anymore.

    The stupid and ignorant, like the young man pictured here, are having their lives ruined.

    I would say processed, high fat and high refined carb/sugar diets are as bad or worse for this country as guns. This guy looks like he lives on sugary cereal (or pop tarts/toaster strudel/frozen waffles/whatever) for breakfast and fast food for lunch and dinner, all washed doen with soda, energy drinks or juice, with donuts and chips as constant shacks. No three normal meals and water drinking for him. What happened to us????

  3. Anonymous4:04 AM

    Ironically, an NRA ad shows up with this post.

    1. The ad I saw was for CiCi's pseudo-pizza. He's more than like been there often.

    2. Anonymous7:54 PM

      I got an Amazon books ad featuring a big book on the Louvre.
      M from MD

  4. Yep...you hit the nail right on the head. You know that bozo has never met a fruit,vegetable,or a piece of whole grain bread!

  5. Anonymous4:49 AM

    Here's a good one on this topic:

    1. A Superfan In Atlanta5:46 AM

      Great article!!! Should be on every cover. I was hoping it ended up being a bunch of grannies taking out those ammosexuals.

    2. Anonymous7:40 AM

      "“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI agent."


    3. Anonymous10:45 AM

      You should always add a disclaimer when posting satire. Without it, you only make yourself and your fellow dems look stupid. No thank you.

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  6. Anonymous4:56 AM

    I can't help thinking about The Road. The sad thing is, that if the Apocalypse he so fears actually happens, he'll probably wind up with an apple in his mouth & on a spit somewhere. On the other hand, he looks like he could feed a small community.

    1. Anonymous5:42 AM

      I've thought the same thing! The Road changed my way of thinking about what would happen during an apocalypse. I don't know anyone who would survive, but I know a few people who would revert to canabalism within days!

    2. Anonymous4:53 PM

      It would be a case of "Let's have the neighbors over for dinner!"

      Tom, in FL

  7. Dakota Meyer is an ammosexual with PTSD, has alcohol problems, and is suicidal.

    A tragedy in waiting.

    You know it's true.

    1. Anonymous7:05 AM

      Yes. So are half the Palins. What's your point?

  8. Anonymous7:26 AM

    MARCO RUBIO wants WAR!!!!
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  9. "Look at all I've got to offer. Why aren't the quality babes flocking to me...?"

  10. Anonymous1:15 PM

    Sarah at 3:51 Thank you for your comment.

    I was going to say something on the same vein.

    Whenever I see obese people I always feel sad and say a "prayer" or send good vibes or reflect on the person's struggles.

    (I say prayers, but I know many of you laugh at praying people so I tried to think of other terms that would give you a sense of my meaning that would not involve religion or "fairy tales.")

    Many, dare I say most, of our overweight population has to do directly with our bad food.

    Which is directly related to marketing and the pursuit of major corporations for the Almighty Dollar. (Not the Almighty God some of us believe in.)

    Quick snacks are a lot less expensive than meals, and snacks or meals are full of bad fats and calories.

    But, the food people will tell you it is wholesome because it has no lead in it (that was snark, but you get the idea).

    Now days they act as if Real Sugar is a health food!! And it is if the option is corn syrup which is made from GMO corn!

    Plus their insecticides and GMO seed crops are killing our butterflies and honey bees.

    If you want to get into a REAL conspiracy, read up on our food industry and the mega-corps that run it.

  11. Anonymous1:19 PM

    I also think a lot of our obesity has to do with depression and other mental health issues.

    Either they started out depressed and got caught in an eat-to-feel better, or eat-to-hide spiral.

    Or they got heavy and then got depressed and got caught in the downward spiral.

    Which any of us who have been fat or depressed know, both are very hard to get out of. Especially if you don't get proper treatment for the depression.

    Bottom Line: Don't be so quick to criticize FAT people. Better to encourage counseling or work to improve America's food supply.

    Thank you!

  12. Anita Winecooler5:01 PM

    I hope he lives on a slab or crawlspace. He could get seriously hurt or killed if the floor gave out under him. I lost a dear friend to morbid obesity, and there was nothing anyone could do to save her from herself. She dated the wrong type of men who'd lecture her, make fun of her weight, but for some reason, she felt that she could change without exercise and diet, she went "Doctor shopping" for stomach surgery, she got turned away by ten because they wanted her to lose fifty lbs on her own first, and then she found the worst stomach surgery doctor. I'll make it short. She died a month after surgery from sepsis. Among the papers he had her sign, one was a release form should the surgery fail. Fifty is too young.

    This is why I admire our first lady for tackling childhood obesity, and President Obama's ACA.

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