Saturday, January 23, 2016

Jeb Bush gets his mommy to help him against that big bully Donald Trump.

Just when I'm convinced that the Jeb! campaign simply cannot get more pathetic.

You know I remember when I got my mommy to come to the playground and handle the bullies for me.

Oh wait that never happened, because my mother would have told me to handle it myself and stop being such a pansy ass.

I can see Jeb's next campaign commercial now:

"Jeb Bush. Sure he's a pathetic wimp, but damn his mother's a tough old bird."

42 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:51 PM

    This is really pathetic. Remember after Hurricane Katrina when Jeb's mommy went on the TV and said that the people displaced by the storm and shuttled to Houston were better off out of their ghettos??? Remember??

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    1. Anonymous2:27 PM

      I remember when her Husband George H, was running against Geraldine Ferrarow for Vice President, she called them "those 4 million dollar po boys, and the name she wanted to call Geraldine rhymes with "witch" oh yeah Babs is a piece of work.

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    2. Anonymous2:48 PM

      I remember that, 2:27PM! Isn't she though as she clutches her pearls.

      I also remember when hubby GHWB admitted he had no idea what a grocery scanner was.

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    3. Anonymous3:37 PM

      I remember when W had photographs of returning coffins from the war zone banned. She went on TV and said "Who cares how many body bags are needed today?" After the damage her dim witted son did to this country, she should keep her mouth shut and her ugly mug off the TV.

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    4. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Too bad, Babs.
      We are a voting public.

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    5. Anonymous7:25 PM

      3:37, bam, that's the response to guys bringing up Hillary saying, "What difference does it make," in one of the Benghazi hearings.

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  2. Anonymous1:53 PM

    Um no... He's never going to be president!

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  3. Anonymous1:55 PM

    Apparently Jeb??? !!! *** is counting on his mother's popularity to propel him into the White House??? WTF? Hurricane Katrina. Nope, not going to happen, Babs.

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    1. Anonymous3:51 PM

      Popularity? I can't stand her, I've never been able to stand her, she's a fucking battle ax.

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  4. Anonymous1:55 PM

    I remember when Babs said "we've had enough Bushes".
    https://youtu.be/dS0BGp9vKQ0


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  5. 66gardeners1:58 PM

    Barbara Bush on Jeb: "He SEEMS to be the one who can solve the problems".

    This SEEM to be a rather lame endorsement.

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  6. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Sorry for OT, a new Palin speech tweet that must be seen. See @LibsInamerica I can't inbed it. -SJP

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    1. Anonymous7:26 PM

      Embed. And you don't have to. You can copy the link and paste it in your posted comment.

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  7. Anonymous2:10 PM

    To be honest, I thought Queen Busch was dead! She certainly looks that way! ye gods!

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  8. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Personally, I can't stand old Babs.

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  9. Anonymous2:15 PM

    I really don't like Trump; but I despise the Bushes even more. No more Bushes. Ever.

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    1. Anonymous2:59 PM

      You know he's in trouble when a MORE than grown man has to call Mommy for help when the going gets tough.

      He was the smart one?

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  10. Anonymous2:24 PM

    If Jeb! loses, mama Bush can blame Obama...it's what all good conservative women do when their sons disappoint them.

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  11. Anonymous2:25 PM

    April 25, 2013

    CNN) – While former President George W. Bush says he wants his brother Jeb to run for president in 2016, their always-blunt mother said Thursday she feels differently.

    “He's by far the best qualified man, but no. I really don't,” she said when asked if her son, the former Florida governor, will make a White House bid.

    “I think it's a great country. There are a lot of great families, and it's not just four families or whatever. There are other people out there that are very qualified and we've had enough Bushes,” she said.
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    Busted, Babs.

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  12. Out of all the First Ladies Barbara Bush gets on my nerves the most.

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    1. Anonymous2:52 PM

      In my lifetime, the queen of that.

      At least we avoided Ann Romney and Cindy McCain. Melania, soft porn queen? Oh HELLS to the no!

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  13. Anonymous3:15 PM

    You know I remember when I got my mommy to come to the playground and handle the bullies for me.

    '''Oh wait that never happened, because my mother would have told me to handle it myself and stop being such a pansy ass.'''

    hahahahahahahaha

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Same thing Sarah tells her kids. Do you have PTSD too?

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  14. Anonymous3:20 PM

    @Anonymous 2:52 PM

    '''Melania, soft porn queen? Oh HELLS to the no!'''

    HAHAHAHAHA..ROFLMAO!

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  15. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Shut up Babs. If I believed in Hell, I'd hope for you to go there and spend eternity paying for the children you shat out who went on to wreck havoc on this country.

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    1. Anonymous5:20 PM

      The best Bush kid was the miscarried fetus that she put into a jar, after miscarrying at home, and made little Georgie ride to the hospital with it, in the jar...it really seemed to touch him in a way that never left him.

      Kind of a weird mind trip for a mother to put onto a kid. That family is just 100% weird and dysfunctional all around.

      Money can't buy you normality.

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  16. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Jeeeeb!
    Get over hear ya hear and massage your mommy's feet.
    Yes mother bush. I mean mumsy. Barbara ma'am.

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  17. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Remember when Babs said she wished Sarah Palin would just go away???

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  18. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Did you ever think that all the trouble Jeb! is in is Karma??He helped his fuckhead brother steal the election.Could this be pay back?

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  19. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Jeb! did say several weeks ago that this harridan was his favorite parent. Maybe she felt she owed him???

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  20. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Saturday Night Live coined him perfectly when "Donald Trump" jumped all over "Jeb!" calling him.. "Jeb-ra".
    what a loser....

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  21. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Sounds awfully familiar Gryph.

    Donald J. Trump shared their video.
    1 hr ·

    Just watched Jeb's ad where he desperately needed mommy to help him. Jeb --- mom can't help you with ISIS, the Chinese or with Putin.

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  22. Anita Winecooler5:35 PM

    Poor, Poor Babs, always running to the aid of her useless dimwitted kids. See those people down there? They're all going to be better off when George W fixes things, and to show he doesn't have an ounce of racism, he pats the Fema guy on the head and says "Nice job, Brownie!"

    Keep attacking Trump, Jeb. You got nothing to lose but money, and it helps the DNC do a better job.

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  23. Anonymous5:59 PM

    The GOP keeps telling us we are suppose to be terrified that ISIS is coming to get us.

    Personally, I am more terrified by their presidential candidates. I don't want any of them on the ballot.

    I don't care if people say it will be a democratic landslide.

    They own the companies that run the voting machines. I do not trust any of them not to fix the vote.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Thank you for mentioning that. The Diebold machines have already been proven to be pre-progrsmmed.

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      People said the same thing in the past two elections and Obama was still elected. How did that happen if the machines were rigged to that degree?

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    3. Anonymous4:29 PM

      Don't know if it's true, but heard that the Obama IT team was on top of the situation and were able to foil the Romney attempt to rig the machines. The Romney team was not expecting that. Remember the look on Romney's face when the networks on election night first called Obama the winner?

      Rigged voting system is a real problem. I want to go back to paper and pen.

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  24. Anonymous8:53 PM

    This has nothing to do with anything. But give a moment to pause for Kobus. A K9 officer killed in the line of duty today here in Omaha

    My heart broke and I just started sobbing when I saw the picture of Kobus' body being carried from the scene wrapped in an American flag.

    Rest in peace, brave boy. Thank you for keeping us all safe.

    http://www.ketv.com/news/standoff-in-omaha-neighborhood-lasts-for-several-hours/37588782

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    1. Anonymous12:24 AM

      You are my kind of human,8:53. Not enough tears are shed for animals. Thanks for the post.

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  25. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Don't want to distract from the Bush-disparaging, but if you had a parent who really would have called you - when you were a child - a "pansy-ass" for being the victim of bullying... well, you have my sincere sympathy.

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    1. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Yeah, the Bush brothers did not get to be the way they are without a lot of help from their parents.

      Another lovely story, the eldest daughter, Robin, died at age 3 of cancer. She was taken to New York for treatment. George adored his sister and was devastated that he wasn't told of the situation and allowed to attend the funeral.

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  26. Mommy Bush is a flip-flopper, she clearly said that there had been enough of them in the White House...

    http://www.today.com/news/barbara-bush-jeb-run-weve-had-enough-bushes-white-house-6C9602466

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