Just when I'm convinced that the Jeb! campaign simply cannot get more pathetic.
You know I remember when I got my mommy to come to the playground and handle the bullies for me.
Oh wait that never happened, because my mother would have told me to handle it myself and stop being such a pansy ass.
I can see Jeb's next campaign commercial now:
"Jeb Bush. Sure he's a pathetic wimp, but damn his mother's a tough old bird."