Friday, January 15, 2016

Newsmax picks the 30 most influential Republicans 30 and under. You'll never guess who number five is.

Courtesy of Newsmax: 

5. Bristol Palin— After coming to national attention as the daughter of one-time Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Bristol has made a name for herself as a thoughtful book author and blogger for Patheos.com. There, she writes inspired posts about faith and family. 

Say what?

So Bristol gets honored for having somebody else write her book and blog under her name?

Here was the blurb with which Newsmax started this article: 

While the face of the conservative movement is often associated with nationally recognized officeholders, there is in fact a large number of young men and women working hard every day to forge the future of the movement. 

Gathered below are the names of 30 influential Republicans 30 and under who are making strides to bolster the values near and dear to the heart of the movement. 

Now this is Newsmax so nobody should fault them too much for their lack of intelligence.

I mean seriously.

However one has to wonder how getting drunk and attacking a homeowner and attempting to trap a MOH winner into marrying you forges the future of the conservative movement?

Just asking.

414 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:03 AM

    I'd be willing to bet Bristol Palin has never voted.

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    1. Anonymous6:15 AM

      And THAT is a very good thing!

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    2. Anonymous7:24 AM

      Nor paid her taxes...postal money orders...postage.

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  2. Anonymous6:04 AM

    I wonder if Sarah Palin is selling her Arizona house to pay off Dakota and to fix Bristol's image by paying others in the media.

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  3. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Who the fuc_ is Newsmax?

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    1. It's run by a birther and makes fox news look, well, kind of like a news organization.

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    2. Anonymous8:27 AM

      Great point, nefer.

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    3. Anonymous9:04 AM

      It's like world nut daily but not as good.

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  4. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Congratulations, Republicans!

    There's a hard ass-working young woman influencing your daughters to have babies with questionable paternity out of wedlock!!

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    1. Anonymous7:42 AM

      Just having Bristol's name included on the list shows just how dire the future of the republican party is.

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    2. Anonymous8:02 AM

      The unemployed baby momma to a litter of offspring. Number 4 being seed of any number of baby daddies who porked her. This is your Republic party,folks.

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  5. Anonymous6:08 AM

    Newsmax also has a list of the most sexually active Republicans under the age of 30.

    Bristol is number #1 on this list.

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    1. Anonymous9:16 AM

      The most sexually active Republicans under the age of 30 who have had 4 kids and never been married.

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  6. Anonymous6:09 AM

    I'm sure if she got knocked up again, she'd be higher on the list.

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    1. Balzafiar6:30 AM

      To be announced next month, I believe.

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  7. Anonymous6:10 AM

    They forgot to mention Bristol used her blog to cry about wanting a lumbersexual after loosing:

    Dylan
    Levi - First baby's daddy
    Ben
    Levi - Again
    Gino - Trial husband
    Joey
    And now Dakota - Taking a blood to see if he's Bristol's second baby

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    1. Anonymous6:26 AM

      Wasn't Ben one of Bristol's suitors who thought he was Bristol's first fetus's daddy?

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    2. Anon @ 6:10 AM, correction:

      "...Bristol's second acknowledged baby"

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  8. Anonymous6:11 AM

    Sarah is really going to take this & run with it. Bristol hasn't influenced a damn thing except bringing more light upon the stupidity and hypocrisy of abstinence only education.

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    1. Anonymous8:38 AM

      Too bad old Gryphen doesnt have anything on her to shut her up

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    2. 66gardeners8:56 AM

      Actually, I believe $arah's first response would be disbelief. She'll go through all the stages of grief over this one.

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    3. Anonymous9:13 AM

      8:38, no worries. We have time and history on our side.

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  9. Anonymous6:13 AM

    My Barstool has the best six year job attendance in all of America as well as having the best work ethics.

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    1. Anonymous6:27 AM

      ?

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    2. Anonymous6:39 AM

      6:13 is referring to Sarah's usual defense of Bristol, which is that she is "such a hard worker".

      Bristol has supposedly been holding down a steady job working as a receptionist at a dermatologists's office in Anchorage.

      Bristol must have the supernatural power of appearing in two places at once, since as far as anyone else can tell, she's been traveling and dragging Tripp all over the country during those same years.

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    3. Anonymous7:29 AM

      Word is she hasn't worked. Once again just part of her scam.

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    4. Anonymous7:37 AM

      She and mom have been riding their brooms all over the country rather than working and taking care of their kids. Yes,witches Can be in 2 places at once!

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    5. Anonymous9:45 AM

      Well the IRS need to here about this! Didn't last year or before she had no income? okay she's such a hard working girl, wheres her paper work from the good Dr. office. He's a crook and so is she and they both need to be investigated!!!

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  10. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Bristol's realistic response, "Really? I'm not even a celebrity. Did they run out of people." Though it appears by her kind responses to those who tell her that her optimism, strength and happiness give them hope, she does appreciate that her humanitarian efforts from years ago weren't wasted.

    I don't understand how the press can honestly say she is an abstinence ambassador though. She's never told anyone to be abstinent or how to live. Ever.There's never been holier than thou from her. It's like that's the lie people have to tell just to have legitimacy in their attacks.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 AM

      Thank you, Carol.
      Maloe begs to differ.

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    2. Humanitarian efforts??? Lol, you must have gotten into Track's stash. For real!

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    3. Anonymous7:00 AM

      Please explain to Bristles that having sex with drunks does not fall under the heading of "Humanitarian Efforts" Also, too, tell her to remember to thank Nancy Horseteeth French for nominating her for this dubious honor.

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    4. Anonymous7:16 AM

      Pause before you play!

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    5. Anonymous7:30 AM

      Remember her telling the girl that'd be raped that her rapist was nearby.

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    6. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Suuuurrrreee,carol.

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    7. Anonymous7:41 AM

      Barstool believes in keeping "an open door in case of opportunity ". Like mom,like mini me.

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    8. Get off the sauce, honeybunch.

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    9. Callie C.7:44 AM

      Great, now we have the Carol and Marilyn detectors to go along with the Alicia ones.

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    10. Anonymous8:01 AM

      "Cousin", not an academy award performance.

      But the hoax doesn't take much effort to dish out when you already have so many willing hungry suckers lined up with their soup bowls.

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    11. Anonymous8:06 AM

      Let Candies Foundation know. They're due a refund.

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    12. Anonymous8:25 AM

      8:06.

      Why would they get a refund?

      Bristol was payed for upholding her end of a contract that ended many years ago.

      That was then this is now.

      They are owed nothing, Bristol is free to do as she pleases.

      Any more dumb questions or comments? Clearly though, 8:06, you are wrong.

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    13. Anonymous8:25 AM

      8:01, you laps up AIP Palin and her virtuous daughters drivel and you chide IMers?
      "But the hoax doesn't take much effort to dish out when you already have so many willing hungry suckers lined up with their soup bowls."
      Put Windex on your shopping list. The glass house you live in needs cleaning.

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    14. Anonymous8:38 AM

      8:26 get your soup bowl nice and clean so you can lap up the next serving from 'cousin'.

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    15. Anonymous9:12 AM

      8:38, make sure you have your wet nap handy, so you can wash Palin's ass before you kiss it!

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    16. Anonymous9:32 AM

      Clearly I'm wrong? How? Was Brissie abstinent during the period she was being paid by Candies to promote abstinence?

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    17. Anonymous9:43 AM

      9:12, why do you assume anyone who actually has the brains (and it doesn't take much) to realize that 'cousin' is a farce, is somehow a Palin supporter?

      Why would you think that?

      So all the IMers have to blindly follow the rest of the lemmings led by an anonymous joke poster into the rabbit hole or be deemed a Palin supporter lol?

      Do you have any brains?

      Cousin's methods reminds me of fortune tellers, horoscopes, et al.

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    18. Anonymous10:11 AM

      9:43, I am 9:12. I agree with you on parts of this point. I refuse to quote the 'cousin' or refer to a child I have no proof exists. There are definitely flags going up for me, but most of the comments and commenters here jump the shark regularly, so this isn't my concern. I just sift through it. I despise the Palins and will be here to cheer on there public dissemination and hopefully their demise. I do not feel the need to challenge or attack other IMers, even when I find their posts offensive or far fetched. Whether we agree on our methods, our goal is shared. I am not so sure you are "one of us"? Regardless, keep pitching them and someone here will probably toss one back.

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  11. Anonymous6:15 AM

    "There is in fact a large number.." yeah, Newsmax, you;re about as literate as Ms. Palin. I guess the future of the GOP belongs to unwed mothers, drinkers, fighters, and people who abandon their kids to go have a brawl. Anyone who spends an iota of time reading about Ms. Palin knows she is not "thoughtful," nor 'inspired.' She is a mooch, but then, the entire GOP is full of them, so I guess they respect a young woman who embraces none of their values, says she does, and makes a boatload (pontoon load?) of cash by being as non-Christian as you can get. The future of the GOP sure looks brighter now!

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  12. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Whoever put that bimbo on the list needs their head examined.

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    1. Anonymous7:03 AM

      Likely to be that Christian Nancy Horseface French. Trying to increase traffic to her Patheos blog. It should be renamed PATHETIC.

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    2. Anonymous10:00 AM

      If I were one of the other nominees I'd be embarrassed that she was included in the roster. The GOP party is in big trouble if this is the best they can get.

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  13. This is hilarious. Bristol does not vote or care about politics at all. She said once she didn't care if gay people wanted to get married and offer abortions at the reception. All that shit on her blog, she doesn't write a word of it. She pretends because the blog place pays her for the number of hits.

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    1. Anonymous9:01 AM

      Cousin, thanks again for posting here! Would you mind telling us more about Bristol's first daughter, supposedly named "Tristan" (a boy's name!) Did the Palins really think they could just get away with pretending Bristol's huge pregnancy while she was on Dancing with the Stars wouldn't be noticed by anybody? Or that the baby could just "disappear" and nobody would wonder about her? Is this daughter being raised at the Palin house or did Britta raise her as "Kyla Grace?" Or was this baby black and Nancy French pretended it was the new "African" daughter she and her husband adopted? Is Tristan going to school? Is she normal or disabled? (Since Bristol apparently has a history with all types of alcohol and drug use, especially when she wants a miscarriage.) Anything you can tell us about this poor girl child would be great; we've all been worried about this first daughter of Bristol's for years and never get any answers. I mean, does this daughter just never leave the house? There must be pics, right? (Hint: a pic of her would be worth a LOT of money if you sent it to the right media outlet.) Anyway thanks for all your info!

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    2. Anonymous9:02 AM

      PS: Also, too -- does Levi ever get to see this daughter? Does he pay child support for her? I always thought that the court issued amount of $1700 monthly in child support that he is supposed to pay seemed awfully high, like it was for two or three babies, not just Tripp.

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    3. Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
      Thank you again.

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    4. Anonymous9:24 AM

      Ha! I've always wanted to ask Bristol follow up questions to something "she" posts on her blog, just to see the deer-in-the-headlights look.

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    5. Anonymous10:13 AM

      @ 9:01, I don't think a picture of Tristan would make a difference. A picture isn't unambiguous evidence of Tristan's existence. The Palins could ignore the picture. Or if they felt the need to address it, the little girl is a cousin or the daughter of a friend of the family or something like that.

      I remember someone here saying that the secret daughter is in the pictures of Bristol's Memorial Day outing (when Sarah was in Kentucky for the Dakota Meyer BBQ). It doesn't matter that she's there. A news outlet would want proof that the girl is Bristol's daughter.

      The lengths to which the Palins go to hide or obscure Bristol's pregnancies is downright bizarre. What do they think they're gaining by being obscure and not forthright? Part money, part opportunism, I guess. Sarah could pass Trig off as her own to bolster her political career. Bristol probably had to hide Tristan so as not to be in breach of contract with Candies. And Bristol seems to have aligned Sailor's birthday with the possibility of Dakota fathering her. Yes, those are reasons, but they create a series of lies that aren't necessarily going to be easy to live with long-term.

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  14. Anonymous6:16 AM

    Of the 11 comments on this article 5 are a negative response to Bristol-and the 1st one was removed and looks like it was also negative towards Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 AM

      Please commence with your positive thoughts on Bristol.

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    2. Balzafiar7:10 AM

      "Please commence with your positive thoughts on Bristol."

      Well, that ends that thread.

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    3. Anonymous7:33 AM

      I used to have a lot of sympathy for Bristol Palin. That ended a few years ago when she publicly showed what a grifting asshole she is.

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    4. Anonymous7:40 AM

      ...positive thoughts on Bristol...

      hmmmmm...

      I got nothin'

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    5. Anonymous7:41 AM

      7:33, you and me, both. The brawl and her version of it sealed it for me.

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    6. Anonymous8:53 AM

      The big FU to America on national television sealed it for me.

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    7. myfairlady9:01 AM

      Same here

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  15. Anonymous6:16 AM

    I believe that when Bristol peers into her mirror in the morning, the person she sees looking back at her is Barstool Kardashian.

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    1. Anonymous6:40 AM

      We all knew that when the Jay Leno chin appeared.

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  16. Anonymous6:18 AM

    That doesn't say much for Republicans, young or otherwise. It must be purely name recognition. Bristol has been mentioned lately in the tabloids because she cannot seem to remember who her newest baby's father is. I don't think any sane person would ever look to Bristol Palin for political information.
    Beaglemom

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  17. Anonymous6:21 AM

    Nice picture, Barstool. It must take real talent to cross your eyrs like that. And they call Trig the retarded one!

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    1. Balzafiar6:37 AM

      Her eyes naturally do that anytime she sees an erection.

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    2. Anonymous7:14 AM

      That would also explain the puckered lips...?

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  18. Anonymous6:25 AM

    I spent five precious minutes looking at who else is on their list...a bunch of Newsmax writers, a Koch Seminar graduate, Young Republicans from various college campuses...not exactly people you'd throw a parade for.

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    1. Anonymous7:12 AM

      Yeah, and I just bet they love being associated with the likes of do nothing Brissy.

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    2. Anonymous7:45 AM

      It's Newsmax. What a laugh. Nobody cares.

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  19. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Resolution for 2016: Make a habit of shutting down conversations that aim to tear others down.

    Imagine if the world had the ability to do this, how nicer it would be.

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    1. Anonymous6:37 AM

      As long as she continues to be dishonest and a lying hypocrite, I'll say anything I want. Capiche?

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    2. Anonymous6:46 AM

      Yes, what a nice little fascist you are, with the aim of shutting down the expression of any opinions that don't agree with your own.

      BTW, have you ever noticed how open-minded Gryphen actually is, judging by how many posts in disagreement with him he publishes daily?

      But of course you've noticed. That's why you hate it here.



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    3. Anonymous7:06 AM

      Tell THAT to the PayMe family, who have tried to destroy President Obama and his family unsucessfully for years. They are sinking into their own pool of slime weekly. The truth about them is being exposed constantly.

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    4. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Great. I guess that means we have to read more of your annoying drivel. How about you make a resolution to stop being such a putz.

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    5. Anonymous7:41 AM

      Not a big fan of the 1st amendment I see.

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    6. Anonymous7:55 AM

      Hahahahaaa.

      Losers foaming at the mouth about a meaningless family, that nobody pays attention to besides the IMers, with little to no social influence and zero political power.

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    7. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Resolution for 2016: Make a habit of shutting down conversations that aim to tear others down.
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      Does that mean you are blocking Sarah and Bristol's blogs?

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    8. Anonymous8:09 AM

      Dear 7:55,
      As long as John McCain & friends are getting away with nominating this vacuous bimbo for VP there's a reason to be here. So scoot off and have a nice day.

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    9. Anonymous8:13 AM

      And, you pay attention to IMers. So, how pathetic are YOU?

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    10. Anonymous8:22 AM

      8:08 John McCain and friends could care less what you think, and could care even less what you think they owe you. McCain has a lot of power and seniority, and has had zero problem getting re-elected to the senate.

      They owe you nothing, and you will get nothing!!

      And I am not scooting off, because I am having a nice day, laughing at retards like you that will never ever ever get the satisfaction you think you deserve!!

      BTW... what exactly have they 'gotten away' with? There is/was nothing illegal or underhanded about inviting a legally qualified candidate to join a ticket. LOL.

      Nothing for you. EVER.

      See you all day and all weekend so I can remind you that McCain is going to go on just fine, better than fine actually, while you stew about events from 8 years ago you didn't like. LOLOL, LOSER!!!

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    11. Anonymous9:19 AM

      8:22, McCain may not care what the American public thinks of his political conduct and obviously, based on his behavior over the years, the man doesn't worry much about about how his personal conduct reflects on him, either.
      Is he vain enough to care about his political legacy? Who knows? But, he will go down in the history books with Palin's name linked to his. That has to burn!

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    12. Anonymous9:38 AM

      Hey friend at 8:22, I'm a professional woman "loser" who makes a morning coffee stop here to see what's new. I don't like John McCain, I like his advisors and enablers (Schmidt, Wallace, Kristol, Steele, ...) even less. The history of this "vetting" needs to be made public so it can be studied (by those of us who actually, you know, read and comprehend legitimate research) AND NOT REPEATED.

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    13. Anonymous9:49 AM

      True that, 9:19 AM. He'll never admit he erred, and he himself told a crowd in 2013 that there is a statute of limitations on $arah Palin questions. He will say they're nice people but that's about it.

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  20. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Hope they keep handing out the accolades...
    it is just going to make it that much more fun when it all falls down!

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  21. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Look at Bristol's picture, how come her chin is dimpled so badly?

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    1. Anonymous6:51 AM

      Hah! Good point. Must be where the chin implant was placed.

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    2. Anonymous9:28 AM

      I know! I sew, and I was just thinking it looks an awful lot like a pincushion with the pins taken out.

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  22. Anonymous6:30 AM

    That's like picking the 30 most influential tree stumps.

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  23. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Once again, I am alone in defending Bristol Palin. (Although, technically, in the past I was defending Sailor, not Bristol.)
    I think Bristol is the perfect pin up calendar girl for the Republican party. The party of "conservative family values", and "personal responsibility". The party known for its hypocrisy. Who, better than Bristol, promotes those very values, without ever having embraced them? Number 5? That girl was robbed!

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    1. Anonymous6:49 AM

      You made me laugh, Anon at 6:34 am. Bristol certainly does encapsulate all those GOP "values," the main one of which is hypocrisy.
      Beaglemom

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    2. Anonymous6:56 AM

      I concur as well, barstool is an excellent choice for the face of Conservatives. A poster child if you will? Well done!

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    3. Anonymous7:10 AM

      You have a point!

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    4. fromthediagonal7:14 AM

      Anon @ 6:56, I agree, all these regressives share is the race to the lowest common denominator. That is it.

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    5. Anonymous7:49 AM

      The Barstool is the poster child of what the gop has become.dim,dumb,ignorant,And unemployed. Simply put,Welfare Queen.

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  24. Anonymous6:37 AM

    The picture Gryphen used is perfect for the poster child of the Republican party. It says everything one needs to know about every aspect of the GOP.

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  25. Anonymous6:40 AM

    This just goes to show how FEW young republicans there are. Not much to choose from.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 AM

      I think it shows how desperate Sarah is to save her brand. I'm fairly sure she bought that #5 slot.

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    2. Anonymous7:50 AM

      I've always laughed at "her brand." WHAT brand? All I see is one giant clusterf*k of deceit and hypocrisy.

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  26. Caroll Thompson6:45 AM

    Bristol is not exactly lighting the world on fire. No doubt the Mama Grifter paid NewsMax to list Baby Grifter at #5.

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    1. Anonymous7:22 AM

      It's why she had to sell the AZ house.

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  27. Anonymous6:45 AM

    "...working hard every day to forge the future of the movement"

    Bristol Palin forges too frequently to be able id the baby's daddy.

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  28. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Bristol is the Number 5 conservative on Newsmax's list but more importantly Bristol is a Christian with great values. That is why Bristol should run for mayor of Wasilla

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    1. Anonymous6:52 AM

      Bristol has my vote

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    2. Anonymous6:55 AM

      I agree!

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    3. Anonymous7:08 AM

      I think that is "most importanest" when referring to Bitchy.

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    4. Anonymous7:09 AM

      Fer Cry Sakes, Wasilly suffered enough from this PayMe gang.

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    5. Anonymous7:11 AM

      Mayor of Wasilla? You're thinking too small! I hear Lisa Murkowski's Senate seat is up for grabs!

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    6. Anonymous7:17 AM

      As long as there is vetting involved, I'm in!

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    7. Anonymous7:28 AM

      Bristol would win hands down.

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    8. Anonymous7:39 AM

      7:28, Hands back up there, mister! There will be no "hands down", while you fawn over Brissy. We know...we know.

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    9. Anonymous8:05 AM

      Her "great values" are used up. She can't even pay ANYONE to marry her. She's a used up & scorned woman.

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  29. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Some days I really miss The Buffalo Beast and their annual 50 Most Loathsome Americans they would put out around this time.

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  30. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Haters don't be surprised when Trump picks Bristol to be his 2016 running mate.

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    1. Anonymous7:08 AM

      Hahaha! Good one!

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    2. I really hope that your comment was snark. Bristol is not old enough for that office.

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    3. Anonymous7:18 AM

      Or 4th wife. One or the other.

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    4. Anonymous10:20 AM

      Don't you have to have a high school degree?

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  31. Oh please. Bristol's clearly intellectually challenged. But that brings up a thought; Tristan. The poor kid is five but never seen? It sounds like she has normal intelligence. Why can't she attend a family outing? Are they going to keep her in an attic like a crazy aunt? I can see how Trig's neglect might be explained away, but Tristan?? Are Tristan and Kyla Grace (?) the same person? Gina asked about Bristol's true age. Maloe? Thanks in advance.

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    1. Anonymous7:20 AM

      I don't think Tristan exists.

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    2. Anonymous7:52 AM

      Wow the IMers are gullible.

      Hook, line, and sinker.

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    3. Anonymous8:24 AM

      I'm skeptical of Tristan's existence, but I'm willing to be proven wrong. The circumstantial evidence of Bristol's pregnancy is compelling but not convincing.

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    4. Anonymous8:44 AM

      You people are nuts, Bristol got fat from binge eating while on DWTS... there was no baby...psychopaths

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    5. Anonymous9:09 AM

      Did she eat her partner?

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    6. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Oh great. She's a binge eater too? Does she purge? What a fecking mess she is.

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    7. Anonymous9:18 AM

      Wasn't that the little red haired girl shown in bristol's pics,cousin?

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    8. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Binge eating doesn't cause your belly button to pop out like her's clearly is in the blue dress DWTS photo!

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    9. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Binge eating?!?!
      bwahahahahahaha

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  32. Anonymous6:58 AM

    Introducing the future Governor of Alaska, Bristol Palin! Lieutenant Governor will be her retarded brother/son/whatever he is.

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  33. Anonymous6:59 AM

    LoL! Newsmax is slime bucket! She has to ask a lot of people "Who is Sailor's daddy"

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  34. Anonymous7:02 AM

    How much did this cost Sarah? Will she have to sell another house?

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  35. Anonymous7:04 AM

    Not going to c!ick on Newsmax but curious if Josh Dugger made the list?

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    1. Anonymous8:04 AM

      You really have to consider that this came from 'Newsmax'! Consider the source, ladies and gentlemen.

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  36. Anonymous7:18 AM

    You gotta admit it, the girl's got talent!

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  37. Anonymous7:21 AM

    Just goes to show ya, the country lives in different universes. One of truth, one of lies and denial. Bristol Palin is a spoiled rotten, troubled, mean little pig. That's how she's influenced me.

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  38. Anonymous7:22 AM

    So, the daughter of the official spokesmodel for Ignurnt & Prowduvvit only came in fifth on a list put together by NewsMax's Blue Ribbon panel of Darryl, his brother Larry, and his other brother Larry. Gee, I wonder how she'll celebrate?

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  39. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Gryphen is NOT truly pro choice because he blocks any comments suggesting certain people should abort. Even Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous7:27 AM

      Prove it.

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    2. Olivia7:55 AM

      Wow, almost as prestigious as World Nut News making Trump it's man of the year.

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    3. Your comment makes no sense, just sayin..unless you ean that your comments suggesting that Bristol should have been aborted were deleted, well, I can't speak for him although I'm sure he has too much class to allow a comment like that, agree or not

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    4. Anonymous8:02 AM

      Gryphen does not block comments saying that. I believe in abortion and have suggested (on this blog) that 'some' folks should absolutely seek an abortion - especially if they are not able to give a child a good home and life!

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    5. Anonymous8:05 AM

      Why would anyone make such a classless comment anyways?

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    6. Boscoe8:25 AM

      What does being "pro choice" have to do with blocking comments from imbeciles?

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    7. Why would anyone make such a classless comment anyways?

      Because they're right wing trolls pretending to be what they think are nasty libruls making hateful comments about poor innocent saintly conservatives.

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    8. Cracklin Charlie9:54 AM

      Who said Gryphen had to be pro-choice?

      He has a right to his own opinion.

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    9. Okay folks try not to get sucked in by the trolls.

      The comment this POS of talking about is one of a constant stream of comments about how Trig should have been aborted.

      We get about two or three a day.

      And yes I block them, for obvious reasons.

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    10. Anonymous10:10 AM

      Thanks, Gryph! We long time IMers notice that the ONLY commenters ever even suggesting that poor Trig should have been aborted are Sarah's paid trolls trying to make the great people here look bad. Bunch of nonsense. We're not the alleged "mom" of Trig who, when she wanted to hold one of the babies, said "Not the retarded one" about Trig, preferring to hold her golden grandchild, Tripp. Poor fellow never had a chance at true love and caring. And all of us here (who aren't trolls paid by SarahPAC and Sarah's other shady financial organizations) always wish all the best for poor Trig. We get angry on his behalf since he clearly has never received the proper therapy and care that would allow him to reach those important Down's developmental milestones like being able to eat solid food, be verbal, etc; Trig should have been able to achieve all of that and more if he had ever been truly loved and not used as a stage prop by a bunch of psychopaths.

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  40. Anonymous7:28 AM

    So Sarah's buddies at Newsmax must have owed Sarah a favor.

    How does Bristol live with herself, knowing that she's being 'used' again by her mother? She has no friend in her mother. What mother pimps and markets her daughter, who appears to be a very confused young woman, like this? What mom ENABLE her daughter's life misteps and use those misteps to gain notoriety? What human being would keep using her daughter as a tool to complete this phony picture of an insightful composed christian woman? Mom appears to be 'gaslighting' her own flesh and blood, making her crazy. This behavior could drive anyone to hopelessness and often, feelings of suicide.

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    1. Anonymous7:46 AM

      Not to mention setting such a "fine" example for her children. Who on earth does that? I've always thought that Tripp is going to be hell on wheels when he hits puberty, if not before.

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    2. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Barstool doesn't care as long as she gets Free Money & FREE stuff.

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    3. Anonymous8:36 AM

      How does Bristol live with herself, knowing that she's being 'used' again by her mother?
      --------
      I have a feeling as long as the money arrives every month, Bristol could care less.

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    4. "How does Bristol live with herself?"

      Her mother pays the bills that provide Bristol with a nice house, nice car, trips to Vegas, groceries . . .

      Everyone has a price. Bristol's is down in the bargain basement.

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  41. Anonymous7:37 AM

    Gryphen, I am making a personal request. Please save the Palin threads for later in the day. Make us earn them. I can't keep spending my "productive" hours reading, refreshing and commenting on IM, when I should be doing actual work!
    Who am I kidding? I LOVE TO START MY WORK DAY WITH A CUP OF COFFEE AND A PALIN STORY-ANY, ALL OF 'EM!

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    1. myfairlady9:07 AM

      youbetcha

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  42. Anonymous7:37 AM

    7:22 AM

    Who are you to tell anyone to abort? Or to not abort? A comment telling Bristol to abort would make IM look bad. Is that your purpose?

    I applaud Gryphen for blocking a comment like that if he in fact blocks them.

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    1. Anonymous8:11 AM

      You can't call Tri-G the R word either.

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  43. Anonymous7:39 AM

    Newsmax is right wing media. Bristol's "influence" is ghost written by Nancy French, who would never make the list.

    I can't see what the point is in promoting Bristol as anything. She admitted that her latest pregnancy was a huge disappointment. No matter how she tried to spin the photos and dates, she was less than honorable in trying to imply that Dakota was the father when the father could be....one of any other influential people.

    As for Bristol's ghost written posts influencing anyone, forget about it. The moment that she opens her mouth, you realize that she is still the same immature teen whose writing abilities are limited to what she can post in instagram.

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  44. Anonymous7:41 AM

    What are they grooming Bristol for? Another star turn at Dancing with the Stars? Another ghost written book? Abstinence spokesperson?

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    1. Anonymous8:20 AM

      The Bachelorette might be a smart choice, except the young men would probably self-evict in rapid order.

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    2. Anonymous8:38 AM

      They are trying to divert the attention away from the latest child from the undetermined father.

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  45. Anonymous7:41 AM

    What about Josh Duggar? What about Dylann Roof?

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  46. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Cross eyed duck lips - yeah, that's about representative of the entire gop, it seems. With nearly no functioning brain cells.

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  47. Anonymous7:56 AM

    NO FUK*N way! Not only that, you mean to tell me that she even came ahead elected officials, educated people & people who REALLY work? Lol that just tell u the repugs are vile liars who can pay for a " reputation!"

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  48. Consider the source...I go there all the time to troll the rubes, it makes me happy

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  49. Anonymous7:59 AM

    The David/Nancy French low-lifes have a lot to go with "the influential nomination "

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  50. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Hey Nancy , how did your book sales work out for you. ...

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  51. Anonymous8:04 AM

    I for one, and I'm sure there are a lot of commenters here who have raised daughters who...

    1. Went to college and started a professional career.
    2. Have not had children out of wedlock.
    3. Volunteer in their community or offer pro-bono services to the underprivileged. (My oldest daughter offers her time to babysit at a shelter for homeless mothers).

    So ALL of those who come here to defend Bristol Palin and/or her family, let me just say... You disgust me! To recognize Bristol (even by the Conservative news outlet Newsmax) as an influence for your "values" just proves how cretinous and imbecilic your thinking has become. I suggest you take a deep breath and truly THINK about what kind of person should define your conservatism, because Bristol Palin is not "Christian, Conservative or Influential in any positive way!

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    1. Boscoe8:23 AM

      8:04, you win the internets for today! :)

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    2. Anonymous8:53 AM

      This is the face of the repugs,people. Crosseyes and all. ;)

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  52. Anonymous8:07 AM

    I have two daughters in their mid twenties who sent me a picture of them making that stupid duck face. I texted back, "Oh, I can't wait to post this on FB!" They had fit and said, "Don't you dare." My answer was of course I won't but why the heck do it in the first place. I guess it's a thing with their age group. Hey I thought I looked cool with black lipstick in HS!

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    1. Anonymous9:00 AM

      Black lipstick - eeewwweee!

      We know that WE looked best in that glittery white crap!

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    2. Anonymous9:21 AM

      Do your daughters also have 3-4 out of wedlock children?

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    3. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Anon 9:21am,
      LOL!!
      8:07 here, no babies anytime in their near future. However, I did just become a Dog Grandma to a very cute rescue doggie!!

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  53. angela8:11 AM

    My favorite part is about bolstering the values of the movement . . . .
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  54. Beam my up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life here.

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  55. Meanwhile, Pat Robertson says "Beware of rock music -- it will summon demons!!"

    That reminds me of my college days. I dated a girl who was a witch. We'd be driving along, she'd blow in my ear and I'd turn into a motel.

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    1. Anonymous8:54 AM

      You dated Christine O'Donnell???

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    2. Anonymous9:17 AM

      Snort!

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  56. People, this NEWSMAX. A rightwingnut site for retards. Of course Barstool would be influential. She's the biggest dumbfuck whore under 30 in the rightwingnut world. I'm surprised that she didn't make number 1.

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  57. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Ok, I finally stopped laughing, seriously “she writes inspired posts about faith and family. “ I guess if you are inspired by hatred, “Bristol’s” blog is the one to read.

    I think SarahPAC doled out money for an image consultant; another out of wedlock child is not what the republicans mean by “family values”. Busy diverting the attention from the undetermined father lawsuit , the hooker BFF and who know what other mischief Bristol has gotten herself into.

    As hilarious as this “honor” is from Newsmax (whoever they are), Bristol was again “rewarded” for something she hasn’t accomplished. She didn’t write the book or the blog. Her goal in life appears to be breaking the Guinness book of records for most fish-lipped selfies.

    I don’t really care who in the hell these other young republicans are, however including the imposter Bristol diminishes the real accomplishments of the others on the list. (or are they all imposters too?).

    Others have commented she doesn’t even vote; remember she didn’t even vote when her mother was on the ticket.

    The palin trolls are going to have another busy day.

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  58. Anonymous9:03 AM

    This is the absolute worst place in the blogosphere regarding how responsive and slow the page is. It's to the point that it's so frustrating it's barely worth coming here. I thought an "upgrade" was in the works???

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    1. Anonymous9:52 AM

      I have ZERO problems here.

      You need to clean your computer and quit yer bitchin'.

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  59. Anonymous9:19 AM

    Hahaha most influence to have sex all the while pronouncing one is not and saving....hahaha most influential to outright lie. Hahaha what a joke.

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  60. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Here are some comments on this Newsmax article:

    "I don't question Bristol's belief in God, but for her to represent and speak up for family values with two kids from two different guys without marriage is really poor representation on the morality-faith front. On flipside she can still espouse free market principals and denounce socialism, which in my opinion should be her focus as far as representing conservatism."

    "Bristol is influential, but only on a negative way."

    "If you are after the anchor baby vote and future subsides to unwed mothers and reasons for more Planned Parenthood outlets, then Bristol would be your person. Think she skipped the sexual education classes in school or failed them by all examples of behavior."

    "I'm older than 30 by some years but if Bristol Palin is #5, young conservatives in this country are in a world of hurt."

    "5. Bristol Palin

    Seriously? Spokesperson for abstinence and mother of two babies born out of wedlock? Influential Republican?

    I guess the bar is pretty low."

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    1. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Yeah, I'd love to see Bristol opine on free market principles. HAH!

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    2. Anonymous10:04 AM

      Ain't that the truth!

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  61. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Why didn't they nominate George Zimmerman, Taya Kyle, Josh Duggar, etc. etc. (not under 30, but still, Newsmax must have them filed in some list of perfect role models).

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  62. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Sarah Palin has a friend who created DWTS and maybe the Bachelorette. Bristol ask mommy to ask for favor and see if you can be the Bachelorette.

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  63. Anonymous9:30 AM

    I can assure you that the majority of Republicans and the vast majority of social conservatives don't consider Bristol part of their movement and want nothing more to do with her (whether or not this extends to Sarah I don't know.)


    And how old will this woman have to be before she stops making ridiculous faces in photographs? If she looks this weird when she's getting her way, imagine the faces she'll be making when the checks stop coming in. Also, this grift has to end someday. Does she plan on having an out of wedlock baby every time her youngest spawn starts school?

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  64. Anonymous9:44 AM

    This is just an attempt from the Palin camp to have something positive appear in search engine results, when typing "Sarah or Bristol Palin". They are trying to push down the negative results that are dominant.

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  65. Anonymous9:51 AM

    It's absolutely hysterical that Bristol represents good ole conservative values. *A note to the cousin* Thanks for answering my questions. I'm the one who wanted to know if you were ever paid for babysitting. My 2nd question was a little unclear to you about how the other cousins got treated. I wanted to know if they got used and abused also, too.
    Keep your posts coming...it's very entertaining. And once again thanks for speaking out.

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  66. Anonymous10:09 AM

    In this case, "influential" means "forget about her vicious vacuity; she makes pasty, fat, bald old Republican men feel actual movement in their pee-pees again." And if they're patient, she'll get to them all. The girl's got at least 15 more babies in her, so just wait your turn, boys.

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  67. An important thought to be thinkin' when you are thinkin!

    Be careful what you're good at doing, because you'll probably do a lot of it.

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  68. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Guess what, Barstool has just posted a photo of Sailor and yup her whole face is showing. Thanks cousin! you are a brave soul and it is appreciated.

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