Thursday, January 21, 2016

Of all the people who are excited that Sarah Palin is back in the news, NONE are more excited than Stephen Colbert.

Courtesy of Salon: 

“God, I have missed you,” Stephen Colbert said to Sarah Palin on Wednesday night’s “Late Show.” “It’s like a magical eagle made a wish on a flag pin and it came to life. Which is great. For me.”

People always ask me "Why won't Sarah Palin just go away for good?"

And I think the best answer to that is the clip you just watched.

Because like her not, she IS a never ending fountain of comedic fodder for late night hosts, political pundits, and hard working dedicated bloggers.

Besides that for all intents and purposes Sarah Palin IS over.

Her book bombed, her cable shows are all preempted, her family is in ruins, and her career now consists of selling out completely in order to gobble up the scraps that Donald Trump tosses her direction.

That to me is finished.

P.S. If you liked Colbert's take on Palin's batshit crazy speech, you might get a kick out of what Trevor Noah did as well.


  1. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Here's another one...

  2. Anonymous4:38 PM

    What is she wearing? It looks like it was made from pop tops.

    1. Anonymous5:12 PM

      That was my first thought....someone got crafty with pop tops. Or beer.

    2. Anonymous5:15 PM

      Sarah Palin's "decorative bolero" $700. Pop tops would look better.

    3. Anonymous5:27 PM

      Holy shit, that's a car payment plus insurance for a month, all for that ugly jacket?!?!?!

      No wonder she's out of money.

    4. Anonymous6:52 PM

      CNN has a story up saying that top has sold out. Unbelievable!! Maybe it doubles as a ShamWow.

    5. Anonymous7:47 PM

      It's old news, like Sarah. From Milly's 2014 line. One sold on eBay for $199. It certainly didn't sell out because she wore it.

    6. Anonymous7:48 PM

      With all those rarrlin beads? More like a pot scrubby.

    7. Anonymous7:47 PM

      It's old news, like Sarah. From Milly's 2014 line. One sold on eBay for $199.

      Probably the one Sarah was wearing

    8. Anonymous10:12 PM

      hahaha she recycled her mop! hahaha

  3. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Patton Oswalt had some great tweets! He just owned her stupid ass! HAHAHA

  4. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Hadn't seen this until. I seriously almost pissed my pants. Love You Stephen

  5. Anonymous4:50 PM

    I thought Dan Fagan's version of Palin's endorsement screech was hilarious.

    "Sarah Palin is either drunk or really, really excited."

    1. Even Ty Pennington, who readily admits to having ADHD, speaks more coherently than Sarah Palin. Probably because he can focus better and does not get sidetracked as much as she does.

      He can speak coherently even without cue cards, a teleprompter or written notes (which are never on his hands.)

      Maybe she's distracted by a squirrel....on her head.

  6. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Track Palin's discharge Separation authority code:
    [PDF]AR 635-200, Active Duty Enlisted …
    Falls under don't ask don't tell. What are they not telling America about why he was discharged?

    1. Anonymous5:28 PM

      That's the code for "got drunk, beat a bitch".

    2. Anonymous7:02 PM

      That's the code for "got drunk beat up boyfriend".

    3. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Code for "drunk as fuck, threw bow at self, sent to brig" ?

    4. Anonymous12:52 AM

      Army code for " Trackmarks Palin is a big pussy".

  7. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Track palin discharge separation code. Read it go to page 49 tells why. They are hiding something. PDF]AR 635-200, Active Duty Enlisted …

    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Says...the "file has been removed"

    2. Anonymous6:47 PM

      bad link but just google "AR 635-200"

    3. Anonymous7:58 PM

      "Under the guidance in chapter 1, section II, a Soldier with less than 24 months of active duty service, as of the date separation proceedings are initiated, may be separated for personality disorder (not amounting to disability (see AR 635-40)) that interferes with assignment or with performance of duty..."

    4. Anonymous2:42 AM

      I believe AR 635-200 is separation for misconduct that may include drug/alcohol abuse.

    5. So Track was too stupid or too out of control/defiant to serve a full term in the military?

      Given the family history, is anyone surprised?

      They probably learned of his history with drugs and alcohol. And he probably continued that same behavior while serving. Because, you know, no one can tell a Palin what they can and can't do.

  8. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Just viewed Trevor Noah , highly recommend.
    Loved Stephen Colbert as always.

  9. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Loved them both. They get it.

  10. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Feelin' speshul, boopsie?
    And Stephen is a devout Catholic.
    Have fun screaming at him, too.

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  12. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Girlfriend will be making a statement on the channel 2 news this evening.

    1. Anonymous5:25 PM

      please let us know what she says. What's the call letters for channel 2

    2. Anonymous5:26 PM

      Oh shit, none of the local channels are in my lineup...gonna have to figure out how to look up whatever Channel 2 news is here in South-central!

    3. Anonymous5:31 PM

      it's KTUU

      (and check out this pic on KTUU of a moose in Anchorage)

    4. Anonymous5:35 PM

      Response to Walker's State of the State? lol

      Or announcing the formation of a new non profit to treat PTSD*?

      *PTSD = Palin Talking Semantic Diarrhea

    5. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Thanks for the ktuu reminder! I've been here for 30 years but since we got TiVo 10 years ago a lot of the local channels aren't in our "guide" and I can't remember what they are.

    6. Anonymous7:02 PM

      Apparently it is being cleared with an attorney before airing. Stay tuned!

    7. Anonymous7:34 PM

      Seems she was counseled against it.

    8. Anonymous9:15 PM

      5:31 Thanks for sharing the moose photos. 100 great shots to take your mind away from all this Palin crap.

      Helps to keep perspective. Moose were here long before the Palins and moose are far more important than the Palins.

      Besides, who doesn't love a cool moose photo? Or a moose cooling down in a swimming pool?

  13. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Actually, I wondered whether Stephen Colbert might even have his old character Colbert attempt to give some legitimacy to Sarah and her horrible family. That would have been hilarious.

    1. Nope. He doesn't have to do that any more. Now he's paid to be himself. And it looks like he's having a lot more fun at it.

  14. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Ha, people making fun of old "crotch fruit addict' Barstool!

  15. Anonymous5:30 PM

    tonight on "All In with Chris Hayes"

  16. Anonymous5:41 PM

    I can't wait to watch SNL on Saturday!

    1. I'm waiting to see what Bill Maher does with it.

      I'll bet John Oliver is crying that he has to wait until his show comes back in a few weeks.

  17. Anonymous5:50 PM

    "The only thing Sarah Palin hates more than Obama is punctuation." - Trevor Noah


    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      Stephen Colbert: "First just let me just taze the part of my brain that understands sentence structure."

  18. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Gryphen loves his science:

    Donald Trump and Sarah Palin are both such dense pockets of unchecked stupidity, and the mass of their egos is so great, and their pull on the news cycle is so strong, that there's really only one precedent in the universe for what's happening - and that is a convergence of two black holes.

    -'Jaleel deGrasse Tyson' (not a scientist)

  19. Anonymous6:01 PM

    The publicity must be helping. "Sweet Freedom" has rebounded on Amazon from #28,000 to #20,180!!!!!!!!!

  20. Anonymous6:02 PM

    "She seemed to be doing nothing more than spitting out a series of nouns and adjectives randomly like she was a broken Speak & Spell, without any consideration whatsoever for coherence or even the presumption of sanity."

    One of the comments after the article: "Right now, the guys over at Bad Lip Reading are going "F***, we can't top that"."

    Ahhh, THAT'S what it reminded me of!!!!

  21. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Colbert nailed the multiple endorsement speech at the end.

    1. I'm sure there are many Republican voters who would love to have the option of voting for Sebastian the crab.

  22. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Whoa! I can't keep up with all the comments! And I have to read every one!

    1. 6:08...

      I'm with ya'...I just fucking gave up trying to read all the comments! I just look for Baby Cousins! LOL!!

    2. Anonymous6:39 PM

      Things been OFF THA HOOK!

      The live feed been spinning really fast at time the past few days.

      Stats at 31,365,000 right now.

    3. Anonymous7:00 PM

      You are looking exceptionally hot tonight, Gina. Is it that new penguin diet you're on. Whannk, whannk, Whannk. One question, Gina, will we ever see the palin in an orange jumpsuit. Inquiring minds hope it's so. Or should we let Allah work it out?

    4. 7:00...,thank you very kindly for noticing how fat...uh I mean "hot" I yam'! LOL!! orange jump suit for the Baldster! Crazy Bitch is gonna off herself before she'll allow that to happen. Let's just enjoy the show and watch her continuous tumble into lunacy!

      I tell ya' the hits have been nonstop! Gryphen's Baldy and Beefy post have been going every day since last week! I'm on serious Baldy overload!

      I wish she would sit her fucking ass down for a couple of days...I got laundry and dishes to damn dog hasn't been walked in days and the poops piled high in the backyard! LOL!!

      I know you read here Baldy so for the love of God please STFU for the next few days...a sister got shit to do! SHEESH!


    5. Anonymous8:31 PM

      I hear ya, GinaM, I'm running back and forth between caring for my disabled husband, dog sitting three Jack Russells for a friend in Cambodia four months, and holding down a full time job. Yet, I'm always here. Thanks, Gryph! hahahaha

      What do YOU do, Baldy and Beefy? Not a hell of a lot from what I see.

  23. Anonymous6:20 PM

    Oh wow, did you notice the last words of Trevor Noah's piece? "Presidents may have term limits, but Sarah Palin is forever..."

  24. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Direct from Pali's speech:
    "“But for the GOP establishment to be comin’ after Donald Trump’s supporters, even, with accusations that are so false, they are so busted, the way that this thing works. We, you, a diverse, dynamic, needed support base, that they would attack.”


    1. Keep in mind she is a native born 'murican and English is her first language.

      Or it's supposed to be.

  25. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Where are all Palin's defenders? Do they have a case of the sads?

    1. Anonymous8:29 PM

      Perhaps they have been busy flyin' to meet up with the Donald and then back home.......?
      No coincidences, right?

  26. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Trump is supposedly holding a news conference tonight in which is will take questions from reporters. He's late, naturally.

    But how much you want to be he's going to say something along the lines of "regrettably, Gov Palin is not able to campaign with me right now, as she's needed back home with her family." Especially since she was interviewed on ABC tonight in Wasilla.

    1. Anonymous7:26 PM

      So, we just saw the so-called press conference. And Lawrence O'Donnell said after, what constituted reporters were several nobodies who didn't press Trump on a single thing. Heck, his son talked about how much he enjoys hunting in answer to a question and that answer said more than Trump said the whole time. Once again, he doesn't have to talk specifics. They didn't even follow up with a question about Palin's twisting of the whole PTSD thing. They just stand there and ask easy questions for the purpose of getting him to talk. To talk about anything. They don't care about the lack of substance.

    2. Anonymous11:22 PM

      They don't care about the lack of substance.
      No they don't.
      It's all sensationalism.

  27. Anonymous6:55 PM

    Saw that last night. The best of the best. Plain is such a dick.
    May she rot in hell. Sarah, can you even name your children.
    And their children's children. Spoken to duhkota lately. I'll bet he's laughing his ISIS's ass off. "I just can't believe you are such a fool". - F. Zappa.

  28. Anonymous6:57 PM

    Besides that for all intents in purposes Sarah Palin IS over.
    We have heard that one before and look she is back.

    While seeing Sarah made the laughing stock is quite entertaining, after all the harm, vulgarity, lack of civility and ignorance Sarah has and continues to inflict on America, I will not be content until that woman is locked up in either a mental institution or a penitentiary. If that sounds petty and vindictive, so be it.

    1. Anonymous8:41 PM

      She was all chsristian-y because she had a book to sell and yet another bastard grandchild to promote her "family values." I commented here last month to wait until 2016; all that would be gone, and boy IS it.

      Petty and vindictive?
      Nope. Honest.

    2. Anonymous11:34 PM

      a grammar nitpick
      the phrase is "all intents and purposes"

  29. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Palin's "back in Alaska" interview -- doubling down

    1. Anonymous7:13 PM

      looks like her & Todd's arrival at the airport in Anchorage last night

    2. Anonymous7:35 PM

      They are reporting about her PAC. They held it up and said, she is raising money for herself. They said it like it was something new! Where have they been?! Jesus.

    3. Anonymous7:36 PM

      Thanks for this link.

      She mentioned "ramifications" of being in the military. Yesterday she didn't come right out and say Track has PTSD, and she didn't do it in what we heard on ABC news either. Why can't she just come right out and say Track has PTSD?

      And I can't stand hearing people in the media commenting with wording that does say Track has PTSD! Why are they saying that? They can't know if he has it or not. She's getting reinforcement even from people who take issue with what she did at that rally Wednesday.

      Someone's got to pin her on this. And ask about specifics re what she and her husband have done over the past six-plus years to get Track well again. I'd love to see even one piece of paper proving that he's seen a doctor.

    4. Anonymous7:51 PM

      Yes, 7:36 PM, I would for ONCE like someone to say, "we researched Track Palin and these problems started more than half his life ago, it no fault of the military." BUT THEY WON'T and why not? It's all there for anyone to look up.

    5. Anonymous9:12 PM

      Why can't she just come right out and say Track has PTSD?
      Maybe because he doesn't have PTSD !!!!!

      Again she implies something, blames Obama but they never ask direct questions. She lets them come to whatever conclusion they want.

      In the mean time she has set up a wonderful defense for Track and keeps domestic violence out of the media.

    6. Anonymous9:37 PM

      She plays the media like a fiddle.
      No wonder she calls them lamestream.
      They are.

    7. Anonymous9:41 PM

      She's giving an interview!!

      I thought her attorney said everyone was suppose to respect their privacy blah blah blah.

      The media should have not answered her calls or given her an interview.

      Boy, for someone that hates the media, she sure spends a lot of time contacting them.

    8. Anonymous10:05 PM

      She has to, 9:41 PM, else no one would give a rat's ass.

    9. Anonymous4:35 AM

      Why doesn't she come out and say track has ptsd??!? Probably for the same reason she doesn't come out for trig and say she advocates for and supports ds. BECAUSE ITS ALL BULLSHIT!

  30. Anonymous7:08 PM

    This is a walk down memory lane, Gryphen, with subject matter this is very current.

    Morton Downey Jr.'s Rare Interview w/ Dr. Kings' convicted assassin James Earl Ray; a must listen.

  31. A Superfan In Atlanta7:09 PM

    Now THIS is how I imagined watching Sarah Palin go down -- by her and her own children no less.

    We got a Babygate 2.0 and confessions from cousin MALOE that proves she and her daughter was trying to trap Dakota and benefit off his MOH status. We got drug-induced domestic violence by her son with no acknowledgement or concern of his girlfriend -- both reported by the police and "lame stream media". We got her playing Russian Roulette with her presidential endorsement of Trump that shows she has no loyalty to the Tea Party or Ted Cruz. Her base got a disastrous display of her inability to put the welfare of her children over her need to be seen and heard. We got her forcing her base to research Track's DD214 and the old vandalism article to prove that he was no combat vet, was violent before the military, and joined the Army to avoid jail time. She pissed off veterans by blaming President Obama for her son's PTSD in which they have come out in droves against her argument -- including a kid that put out on Twitter he was stationed with Track Palin. She's selling her house in Arizona to try and raise more funds to cover whatever new fiasco is about to be revealed. We got her Facebook peeps leaving all kinds of breakup messages to her on her "shouty page". RAM left her to write for Brietbart. We got her sending out letters to her remaining followers asking them to pay for her travels with a Billionaire since they have stopped donating to her PAC. And, best of all, we got another incoherent, bat-shit crazy, drunken word salad of a speech in a shiny Christmas party jacket that gave her the impression she was running for Vice President again and that she is STILL pissed that President Obama won.

    People, do you not realize ALL of this happened in a span of 30 Days (Dec 23-Jan 20) and nobody had to do anything but wake up and plug into the internet?!?!?

    Good Lord! I can't take much more of this.

    Mind. Blown.

    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      There is more to come.

      People have been saying 2016 will be a special year!


    2. Anonymous7:24 PM

      I personally think it's funnier than heck. Wasn't her PAC formed to put forth to help elect conservative candidates, or whatever was the verbiage, and now it's help fly me around and out me up?

      We always knew it was her personal tax-free slush fund and be darned if she didn't just admit it.

      That broad is off the rails.

    3. Anonymous7:44 PM

      Nice recap.

  32. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Conservative Heavyweights Come Out Against Trump

    1. Anonymous7:57 PM

      FWIW, Nancy French's husband writes for the National Review.

    2. Anonymous8:14 PM

      7:57 PM That should cause some dents in Sarah's refrigerator.

  33. Anonymous7:12 PM

    OMG, the comments are hysterical. She is such a joke.

  34. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Love my Stephen. He's definitely got plains number. So glad he's back on the air.

  35. Anonymous7:30 PM

    She is saying that the troops don't think they are respected by the President and that causes PTSD??

  36. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Hi Gryph! I just was turned onto this site called Freeper Madness. They go through the best (worst) of Free Republic. Well, first story is "Hatred for our Sarah"

    Enjoy IMers! SJP

    1. Anonymous7:47 PM

      Hey Now!

      That's another bookmark that will waste my time.

    2. Anonymous10:52 PM

      Here's a Colorado atheist blog.

      Example post from this month:

      Former “Ten Commandments” Mayor Sentenced to Classes, Fines for Shoplifting

  37. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Sarah is getting boring again. C'mon, I'm ready for some DNA results.

    1. Anonymous8:57 PM

      Popcorn anyone?

  38. Anonymous7:56 PM

    LOL. A Palin quote generator...

  39. Anonymous8:56 PM

    WHAT THE @#!&?

    "Sarah Palin sported a $700 stylish bolero as she joined Donald Trump on the campaign trail this evening in Iowa."

    Sarah sent out emails that she, multimillionaire Sarah Palin, wants us to pay for her travels to follow billionaire Donald Trump around like a groupie? FUDGE YOU!

  40. Anonymous8:56 PM

    So now the world knows Track Palin is one of those *gasp* bad guys with a gun.

  41. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Sarah Palin's children are a bunch of needy sons of bitches because Sarah Palin is a needy son of a bitch who needs to be loved.

    If Todd stayed home and gave Sarah the "D" then Sarah wouldn't be running around with her nose up Donald Trump's ass.

  42. Anonymous9:06 PM

    If Sarah Palin wants to follow Donald Trump around like a groupie who will give up her ass, then Sarah you pay your own damn way! FUDGE YOU

  43. Anonymous9:09 PM

    Sarah your child wanted to commit SUICIDE and you are following Donald Trump around like stink on shit! No wonder your husband is seeking companionship elsewhere, that's because you're doing the same damn thing! No wonder people in town are saying your family is dysfunctional.

  44. Anonymous9:11 PM

    LOL, in the beginning Donald Trump said his wife will be campaigning with him.

    No Sarah, Donald Trump was not talking about you.

    1. Anonymous9:18 PM

      I'm just waiting for her to again "rear her head and come into the airspace of the United States of America. Where will she go?" lmao

  45. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Have ya'll noticed that the Troll activity has been fairly light these past few days?

    Whadaya think? The CAReMARes finally saw the blight? SorryPAC ran out of its postage budget? Perhaps, they just up and died from exhaustion. There is no way the even the most loyal conTrolls can keep up Sarah when she's on a double-down, manic-depressive roll.

    1. Anonymous11:31 PM

      Alicia has been busy on Twitter, defending Sarah Palin's intellect.

      I kid you not.

  46. Anonymous9:55 PM

    Women talk about being pro women.
    Women has to stick up for other women.

    Right OPM Sarah Palin?
    Right Melania Ttump?
    Right Marla Trump?
    Right Ivana Trump?

    1. OPM Sarah Palin is trying to go after Melania Trump's husband.

    2. Melania Knauss became Melania Trump because Melania Knauss successfully went after Marla Trump's husband.

    3. Marla Maples became Marla Trump because Marla Maples successfully went after Ivana Trump's husband.

    4. Fish smelling Sarah Palin from Wasilla was infatuated with money smelling Ivana Trump and fish smelling Sarah Heath from Wasilla stalked money smelling Ivana Trump to JC Penneys in Anchorage.

    It takes two to tangle but does Melania Trump see a pattern here?

    Melania Ttump if you want to remain Melania Trump then you better get out there with Donald before OPM Sarah Palin gets a little too close to Donald which appears to be happening right now.

    Sarah Palin didn't go home to her troubled son Track and troubled daughter Bristol to remain close to The D, I mean The Donald.

  47. Anonymous10:06 PM

    In her little interview arriving back in Alaska she looked like she had been hitting the private stock on the private plane. Keith O said it first and said it best - "That woman is an idiot".

  48. Anonymous10:08 PM

    Sarah Palin didn't go home to women beater Track because Sarah's pussy has been to busy following Donald Trump around.

    Track Palin is considered a pussy for hitting women.

    Bristol Palin has two children from two different guys because Bristol has been giving up her pussy.

    Todd went after Shailey Tripp's pussy because Sarah wasn't home to give up her pussy.

    They say Sarah Palin gave up her pussy to Glenn Rice, Brad Hanson and Curt Menard Jr.

    Methinks the Palins have too much pussy in the brain.

    1. Anonymous4:40 AM

      Looks like the Palins aren't the only ones with that on the brain.

  49. Anonymous10:13 PM

    one word: miserabletwatwaffle

  50. Anonymous10:30 PM

    After watching both of those show segments, I believe there is a refridgerator in a home on Lake Lucille that is happy it's owner is not home to see these videos

  51. Anonymous3:28 AM

    If The Donald is so damn smart, why has he allowed the Queen of Bad Karma a/k/a Sarah Palin to share the stage with him? Does he really think she has any clout, any wisdom, any class, any brain????? She reinforces the fact that he is one big pretender, just a clown with money... and a nasty one at that.
    I see this "friendship" going nowhere. Loved how Trump praised Palin's family which consists of a few lazy, uneducated girls, a disturbed and violence-prone son, a DS boy who is probably her grandson and a husband who may be a pimp. Yep, a real FINE family and an inspiration to all.

    1. DontHatetheGame5:00 AM

      I think the Donald has come to his senses and sent her ass home. One of the posters above has the link to the ABC report of them slinking back to Alaska. And On this morning on Morning Joe Tom Brokow was discussing the WSJ Peggy Noonan article excoriating Palin/Trump! She is so done!!

  52. Anonymous3:50 AM

    Hey, Sarah, when are you going to blame Obama for making you and your family millionaires?

    1. Anonymous5:46 AM

      When Hell Freezes
      -Lou Sarah

    2. Anonymous5:48 AM

      Millionaires? We are BILLIONAIRES! Thank you very much!

    3. Anonymous5:49 AM

      You must mean Multimillionaires?

    4. Anonymous5:53 AM

      The family won't be millionaires until Sarah dies, that's if Trump's airplane ever crashes.

  53. Anonymous5:44 AM

    Sarah Palin? Who are you guys talking about? Ohhhh you must mean:

    Sarah Palin-Trump


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