|"Is that a copy of the Constitution in your pocket Ammon, or are you just happy to see me?"|
#bundyeroticfanfic I just can't quit you, he screamed,as Bundy's hands were ripped from his white male privilege.— Susan Pease Banitt (@SuePeaseBanitt) January 7, 2016
#bundyeroticfanfic Ammond embraced Jeb close in a tactical stance. "Just exhale as I pull the trigger."— Scott Bradford (@ScottBradford11) January 7, 2016
The power was cut for only 10 mins before Ammon and Jon drew close, relying on each other's heat for warmth and comfort. #bundyeroticfanfic— Tom Shipley (@therealtomship) January 7, 2016
"All we have is gun oil, Ammon" "I know" he said as he blew out the candle "it'll have to do." #bundyeroticfanfic #50ShadesofCamo— WorstShowOnTheWeb (@worsttwit) January 7, 2016
"But they'll hear us," Ammon whispered breathlessly. "No, they will not," Jason replied, "I'm using a silencer." #bundyeroticfanfic #fb— Max Reddick (@MaxReddick) January 7, 2016
That's really just a sampling and trust me it gets even steamier from there."Did you bring condoms?" Jed whispered. "Not to worry, we're protected by the 1st and 2nd Amendment" Ammon replied. #bundyeroticfanfic— J Julian Christopher (@JulianChristo) January 7, 2016
You really have to hand it to these militia boys, they certainly know how to inspire Americans and bring attention to their cause.