Tuesday, January 26, 2016

The eighteen year old Ted Cruz was even creepier and more megalomaniac than today's version.

Courtesy of Politico:  

Off camera, the teenager identified as an 18-year old Cruz is asked about his life’s aspirations. 

“Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?” a sardonic Cruz says at the start of the 30-second clip, wearing jeans and a tucked in shirt. "No no, oh I see, what you want me to do, what I want to do in life." 

Cruz squints his eyes tilts his head to the sky. "Well my aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop,” he says. The reference appears to be to a 1986 movie, The Malibu Bikini Shop, which came out two years before the video was filmed. 

"Well, other than that,” Cruz continued, "take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.” 

Apparently that video was provided by a high school friend of Cruz's who wishes to remain anonymous.

Personally I don't see a lot of difference between the arrogant prick in this video and the one we see today.

Except I would imagine that today's Ted Cruz would not allow himself to be filmed suggesting that he wanted to be in a "tit film."

Though I bet he still does.


  1. Anonymous6:22 AM

    One can only hope this will come back to haunt him. As a Houstonian, I am still in shock (though glad) that Devon Anderson is going after the PP scammers. She is an avowed Republican.

    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      who are PP scammers?

    2. Anonymous10:29 AM

      The people who faked the Planned Parenthood videos and who have been indicted.

  2. Anonymous6:36 AM

    The Dominionists are knocking down our door...we DO NOT need to let them in.

  3. Anonymous6:42 AM

    I love the fact the video was for a BAPTIST high school. What a little prick.

    1. Anonymous6:56 AM

      Photoshop a rubber over his head.you got that right. He is a prick!

    2. Anonymous7:45 AM


      thats him for sure!

    3. Anonymous10:17 AM

      Hmmm, check out his wife boobies.

    4. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Hey, when you look like grandpa addamms had a love child with liberace, Baptist boobies beat no boobies at all. He gives off that "brokeback mountain" "Deliverance" vibe. Whew, his dad got a set of donkey hee haw teeth on him. And I thought mules couldn't reproduce.

  4. Anonymous6:43 AM

    More creepy and maniacal now. He just knows how to hide it (a little) better.

    1. fromthediagonal7:32 AM

      Exactly. What was somewhat "teenage testerone" trash talk then, is a deeply ingrained goal now. Creepy, maniacal Dominionist indeed.

    2. Anonymous7:56 AM

      Watch Ted Cruz' face for DUPER'S DELIGHT as well; he and Palin both do it. (see the TedX talk "How to Spot A Liar" for more.)

    3. Anonymous8:05 AM

      7:56 like the look on Putin in the closing ceremonies of the Olympics. DUPER'S DELIGHT!
      THESE MEN and SARAH's tongue are FUCKING sick and DANGEROUS!

  5. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Nobody who has ever worked with or engaged with Ted Cryz likes him.

    Comments from his Freshman college roommate are the best.

    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      I saw a clip of Trump excoriating Cruz for being in favor of the Keystone Pipeline because....he is Canadian - hahahah. You can't make this shit up.

  6. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Jesus Christ his old man is scary!

  7. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Has anyone ever tried to find Ted's Grindr profile?

    Maybe he has Cleveland Steamer fetish?

    These guys are usually way creepier than just a plain old tit fetish.

  8. Anonymous7:23 AM

    Hillary Clinton Terrifies Republicans With A Presidential Performance At CNN Town Hall


    Bernie Sanders Answers Tough Questions From Voters In Great Performance At CNN Town Hall


    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      I watched it and Hillary Clinton didn't 'terrify' me! We would never be able to pay the taxes that Bernie Sanders would create to cover all the 'free stuff' he wants to give away to the masses.

      Hillary Clinton has my vote. Much more experience and better qualified!

  9. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Ted Cruz doesn't speak a word of Spanish. I can't really see him even winning the Texas primary. No one likes him and he isn't bilingual. Jeb! Or Rubio would do better with Tejanos.

    1. Anonymous4:16 PM

      What number does one press if they're illiterate?

  10. Anonymous7:28 AM

    The Christian Jihadists Are at the Gates and They Want Your Rights

    President Obama talked to Politico’s Glenn Thrush about “the degree to which the Republican rhetoric and Republican vision has moved not just to the right but has moved to a place that is unrecognizable.”

    He wasn’t kidding neither, folks.

    This unrecognizable place has never been more apparent than in recent headlines:

    -- Kim Davis telling us God sent her to fight marriage equality (funny, he sent Jesus too and Jesus never said a word about it!);
    -- Trump saying if he is president, ‘Christianity will have power’ in the US;
    -- Another major presidential hopeful, Ted Cruz, condoning the view that marriage equality is a sign of the ‘End Times’ (Christian views of which have been far from consistent over 2000 years);
    -- Former Representative Michele Bachmann claiming to David Barton Congress can’t never pass laws that violate “God’s law” – the Ten Commandments – because it “degrades the greatness of a nation.”

    We could point to the Constitution’s First Amendment which states “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,” but we would be foolish to think they would care. The First Amendment prohibits Donald Trump from giving Christianity power and it certainly prohibits legislating the Bible.


    1. Anonymous10:20 AM


  11. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Look at Iran before and after the religious extremists took over. We need to make sure this does not happen here.

    1. Anonymous8:27 AM

      Lol. Yeah not really worried about that.

      If you are really serious about you fears though, you should probably be aware...:

      Jan. 25, 2016
      ...Hillary Clinton told a small crowd in rural Iowa on Monday afternoon how her belief in God has helped guide her politics and criticized those who use Christianity to “condemn so quickly” and “judge so harshly.”

      “I am a person of faith. I am a Christian"......

    2. Lori Klausutis9:10 AM

      I haunt Joe Scarborough's glass house

    3. Lori Klausutis9:16 AM


      I don't know if you are a resident troll or if there are more than a few of you here who support Sanders and do not like Hillary Clinton.

      Nobody is saying you must support Hillary in order to get along although, obviously, the majority here do support her.

      We Hillary supporters DO not denigrate Sanders in our posts. You should be and will be treated like an ignorant troll if your posts denigrate Hillary.

      Show some respect of STFU

    4. Anonymous9:41 AM

      Lori you STFU. What is this 'we' business? You think you speak for everyone and know best? Well guess that pretty much would make you a Hillary fan club sycophant.

      Regardless.... who is denigrating Hillary by posting an article about her Christian faith that quotes exactly what she said?.... her very own words!

      You show some respect Lori you dumbass.

    5. Anonymous10:26 AM

      Hillary says she is a Christian. Hillary isn't trying to make Christianity the national religion.
      What exactly is the problem?

    6. Anonymous10:35 AM

      9:41 = Joe Scarborugh

    7. Anonymous4:19 PM

      zat a movie or sumpin? "Show some respect of STFU"

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  13. Anonymous8:16 AM

    G, you're going to want to look at this one:

    " Sarah Palin the Rage Whisper " from the New York Times by Nicole Wallace

    1. Anonymous9:03 AM

      Thank You Nicole..

    2. 66gardeners9:17 AM

      Nicole Wallace's hypocrisy matches that of $arah Palin.

    3. meghan mccain9:19 AM

      While It thrills me to see a McCain "insider" rag on Palin, Wallace should be called out for being Joe Scarborough's ass licker. Mika too.

  14. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Ojalá Ted Cruz moriría!

  15. Anonymous8:37 AM

    What a little punk.

    Ted always gives the impression he's smug and has two personalities. The real Ted wants to be in the tit film; the other is the one who has to convince others he's their choice as a godly man for President. Either way, he looks like a sweaty dishonest used car salesman.

  16. Anonymous8:57 AM

    THIS The Pope and President Hassan Rouhani>

  17. Did you get a gander at Cruz's father's teeth? Brutal!

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  19. Anita Winecooler4:26 PM

    When I was 18, I had a list of aspirations, goals and dreams. Along with what it took and how much I needed to make to tick a few at a time. Jeff Spicoli had better answers than this creepy slug.


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