Friday, January 08, 2016

Things heat up as Dakota Meyer is forced to provide a paternity test.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

Dakota Meyer, the former fiancé of Bristol Palin, is being forced to take a paternity test in an increasingly bitter custody battle over her new baby. 

Court documents seen by Daily Mail Online reveal that Meyer's bid for joint custody in a suit filed in Kentucky and Alaska has stalled pending the results of the paternity test. 

Now Meyer's family have told Daily Mail Online they are 'hurt' over the doubt that has been cast and insisted that Meyer 'has a right to that child', whose birth Palin announced on December 24. 

Speaking from the family home in Greensburg, Kentucky, Meyer's grandmother, Jean, 85, said: 'It happens every day that a mother tries to keep a child from the father and you just have to deal with it.  

'But I would say it does hurt [to have to prove paternity]. But that's just the way the law is – you have to get permission here and permission there. 

'I really think Dakota will do the right thing and I think he has a right to that child.' 

Well putting Granny's feelings aside for the moment I would think that Dakota would be the one asking for this paternity test, but if the Daily Mail is correct it is the Palin camp demanding the test.

That could only mean that Bristol either knows full well the child is not his, or suspects that the child is not his.

 Is now too early to say I told you so?

506 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:24 AM

    And again I say that the cousin said they were thrilled it did not come out black. "We can work with this," paraphrasing. Translated: drunken slut that 'ruined her life' and now they are trying to find someone to pin it on.

    On this day that marks Elvis Presley's 82nd birthday, anyone else think that $arah's life is made up of puppy uppers and doggie downers to get her through a day as was his in the end?

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    1. Anonymous11:32 AM

      Edited: 81st.

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    2. Anonymous11:40 AM

      Oh yeah. Fer sure.

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    3. Anonymous11:58 AM

      What a hoot! The clan were relieved yhe baby didn't come out black! That's sooo funny, I just fell off the toilet shitting myself. What's next? I don't suppose they were fearful it was Obama's fault that she didn't use protection. Her answer would be that she did because her body guard was right there with her as she performed the act and besides she had a gun. How precious is that! Bah hahaha!

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    4. Anonymous12:05 PM

      Cousin can refute me, and welcome to it, but I do remember reading that here earlier. Too many comments on too many threads to peruse to find the exact quote.

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    5. Anonymous1:18 PM

      “Having a vagina doesn’t stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.”
      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=905240626238323&set=a.103152973113763.9798.100002571827094&type=3&theater

      So yeah, Bristol Palin, former abstinence spokesperson, just had another out-of-wedlock child from a second sperm donor.
      http://www.anchoragepress.com/news/new-girl


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  2. Whee! What a great story to come back and read.

    Recovering from surgery and need some entertainment. :-)

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Careful with your stitches.

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  3. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Advice to ANY male ordered to take a paternity test by the Palin's: take the paternity test!

    It's the ONLY way you will ever know for sure with this pack!

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    1. Anonymous11:47 AM

      Advice to ANY male: Want to mess your life eternally? Get involved with any of them.

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    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      I think that unless a man is in a stable relationship or marriage he would be wise to request a paternity test, and any family law atty would make sure one was done before taking on legal responsibilities for 18 yrs.

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  4. Anonymous11:26 AM

    fun stuff. thanks G

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  5. Anonymous11:30 AM

    DM is fun for reading sensational stuff, but their journalism is laughable.

    I think they may have gotten it wrong, or perhaps they interviewed the grandparents before they even knew what was going on and they themselves are confused.

    Yeah, this could only go in his favor whatever the results. Either his name will be cleared or he will be entitled to "a part" of that child. (kinda creepy, huh)

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    1. Anonymous11:39 AM

      Or he'll seem like a chump if he's not the dad. To his people it'll look like he got played by the Palins and he doesn't even get the baby, because somebody else was banging his fiancee.

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    2. Anonymous11:39 AM

      Investigative journalism is dead and has been for years. HIPAA laws, etc., allow them to say whatever they want and no one will ever know the truth.

      Good for Dakota. I think you "fucked" with the wrong person, Brissy.

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    3. Anonymous11:44 AM

      11:30 YOU are creepy!!!! Pallin epic fail and everyone is laughing at this sick joke of a family. So sad to be you.

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    4. Anonymous11:45 AM

      Oh I think Grandma Meyer knew exactly what she was saying. Crazy like a fox.

      Grandma's next quote will be: "She lead us to believe that the baby was his..."

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    5. Anonymous11:46 AM

      If I remember correctly someone interviewed the grandparents about the engagement and they spoke without really knowing the circumstances. Southern hospitality! I really believe his filing for joint custody would have included a paternity test anyway.

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    6. Anonymous12:00 PM

      11:45 exactly what I was thinking as I read that.

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    7. Anonymous12:23 PM

      11:44. I don't know what your outrage is about. Not saying that the innocent baby is creepy, but that the grandma's way of expressing her desire for Dakota to have joint custody was unfortunate.

      I just re-read the DM article, and I swear that they may have edited, but the first time it said that Dakota had a right to a "part" of that child. Now since it's no longer there I don't remember but it hit me as kind of ironically macabre, but I know that the grandma didn't mean it that way.

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    8. Anonymous1:27 PM

      The Mail exploited an elderly woman who likely doesn't have a clue about DNA and is, unfortunately, a Republican who thinks anytome, anything legal and a slight imposition on her or her family's "why cain't we do as we did 80/years (or as my grandparents did 150/years)ago did" attitude is somehow the "Obama gubmint's fault?

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  6. Anonymous11:31 AM

    I think Meyer is playing this just right. He isn't making any accusations that the baby isn't his, but by going to court for joint custody, Bristol has to prove the baby is or isn't his. It's perfect - he doesn't have to sling mud.

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    1. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Also, isn't it a strike against her that she moved in with him then ran off to another state to give birth? DM shouldn't have to schlepp across the continent to see his kid, if it's his.

      .

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    2. Anonymous12:26 PM

      I ehple heartedly agree with you.

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    3. Anonymous12:36 PM

      I agree that Dakota is playing this right. He is forcing the paternity test by filing the court documents. Bristol can't refuse the test if the court orders it. That way, he'll know for sure. He has stood up to take responsibility, so no more "deadbeat" dad stuff. He looks good, Bristol is in a lose, lose. I think the DM article is Sarah trying to "take charge" of the message.

      Elizabeth 44

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    4. Anonymous12:48 PM

      This is 12:26, "ehple" should have been whole-. (I have trouble reading/writing the tiny keyboard.)

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  7. Anonymous11:33 AM

    No matter who demands the paternity test, the truth will be known. Either Dakota is the father and the child will have a father, or the baby is not his, in which case, Bristol will be outed.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive.

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    1. Anonymous11:50 AM

      Dakota Meyer filed in Alaska AND in Kentucky. It is the Kentucky court that wants the DNA test to determine paternity. The Palins have NOT responded to the Kentucky filing yet.

      Granny is a dear, sweet woman. But she is not a reliable source for the details of legal proceedings.

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    2. Anonymous12:16 PM

      Or don't practice to not conceive.

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  8. Checkmate Baldy!!

    If that baby isn't Dakota's and it ain't...Beefy is a low down dirty cheating slut!

    Love the quote from the 85 year old granny! I wonder if Baldy's gonna have old Sally say something to Granny Meyer?

    Damn! Out of popcorn!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    1. Anonymous12:22 PM

      BWAAHAHAHAHA (gasp!) BWaahahahahaha (gasp!) YAY!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Anonymous12:51 PM

      "If that baby isn't Dakota's and it ain't...Beefy is a low down dirty cheating slut!"

      AND………. if the date of birth turns out to be Nov. instead of Dec. (hopefully the exact DOB will be established by this process), THEN.........Beefy is a low down dirty cheating slut who tried to trap a man with someone else's child.

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    3. 12:51pm....

      "who tried to trap a man with someone else's child"

      It worked for Baldy Heath back in '88....why not try it again in 2015?

      Good old Baldy....stupid down to the last drop!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    4. Anonymous1:24 PM

      Entrapment only works for Sarah the spider...

      ...until it doesn't.

      ROFLMAO

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  9. Anonymous11:34 AM

    DNA test is standard for unmarried parents. The results will determine what steps are taken next. Either Dakota will get joint custody and long distance parenting plan, or he doesn't have to worry about 18 years of co-parenting with Bristol.

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  10. Anonymous11:36 AM

    I think the message is it hurts that there's doubt and a test is necessary. Its upsetting that a family would have to rely on a swab,rather than the word of someone you were about to marry.

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  11. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Oh this is going the wrong way. That baby girl is still a tiny infant, but she does get vibes, and I just hope the vibes around her are not all from anger, stress, embarrassment, hurt, whatever her ignorant mother is going through. As little as I think of DM as a man, I feel bad that he is having to experience the Palin curse so up close and personal. Nobody deserves that. She's a toxic substance that should be on the control list.

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      I don't feel bad for Dakota at all. He was more than willing to hook up with them to further his political ambitions. Life is choices, and he was stupid.

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    2. Anonymous12:10 PM

      Whenever you start to feel sorry for Dakota, just remember the photos of him with Sarah Palin - holding up the "Fuck You Michael Moore" sign with cross hairs and smiling.

      Remember what an ammosexual gun nut he is also too.

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    3. Anonymous12:19 PM

      11:36 Barstool should have her very own placard like truckers use for poisonous toxic waste.

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  12. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Let this be a warning to any fella who wants to bed a Palin for a one-night-stand. It may ruin your life.

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  13. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Ot Capture
    http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-captures-fugitive-drug-lord-el-chapo-guzman-184014244.html?nf=1

    Is this Todd's plane? Where are the numbers?
    https://a1-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/08ae66f0c27c83540177003691fb8c7f/full.jpg
    Does Track do deliveries?

    Todd, Dakota, Track
    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jPDPoj8AeZM/0.jpg

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  14. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Lou $arah: Bar$tool you better be right that Kentucky boy got you pregnant! Because you will make look like a bad mother for raising a Christian promiscuous floozie if that baby belongs to some Vegas lounge lizard.

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  15. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Dakota also filed in Kentucky and Kentucky demands a paternity test before a case proceeds. Barstool is in for a long fight.

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    1. Anonymous12:21 PM

      With Kentucky ordering dna test,results can't be fudged.

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    2. Anonymous12:34 PM

      That is what the Palins would react to. They can play with Ak. Did they get papers from Ky stating a fact about paternity test?

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  16. Anonymous11:39 AM

    No matter ehat has been publicly announced, I will be surprised if we find out Dakota didn't ask for DNA first. And Palins retaliate with "we want DNA from him" just to save face.

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    1. Anonymous1:08 PM

      Exactly!!!!!

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    2. Anonymous1:19 PM

      He didn't have to ask. It's standard in custody cases in which the couple isn't married. That's the beauty of it: he filed for joint custody and can just sit back and let the process unfold without having to make any accusations or requests himself.

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  17. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Being forced?

    Ha! He's probably running to the clinic!

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    1. Anonymous12:32 PM

      ++++++

      LOL!!!

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    2. http://colliersmagazine.com/sites/default/files/running%20dude.jpg
      Heh. Heh.

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    3. Anonymous1:08 PM

      Definitely!!!!

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  18. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Another good thing coming out of this, the Meyers are telling these stories to the media, hope they are making good money for Dakota's attorney. Bristol and Sarah are not getting their fast enough. Too, I think they would rather get Dakotas side, he has proven he is honorable. All the media knows the Palins are liars and accusers.

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  19. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Popping the popcorn - it's Friday! Do you know who your baby daddy is? Thanks so much for the constant entertainment, Bristol. Oh, Gryphen, also, too. Woo hoo! Loving this.

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  20. Anonymous11:44 AM

    Wait, wait...

    So IF the December birthday is accurate, Bristol is now 100% admitting that she was was with at least one other person WHILE ENGAGED TO DAKOTA?!?! They are clearly petrified of what will come out if this runs its course.

    This itself may be worth the eight year wait. Thank you, Gryph.

    -sid

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      Bingo!! Sid gets the prize.
      ~Canuck~

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    2. Anonymous12:08 PM

      Gryph has always said "be patient, it's going to be a great 2016." :-)

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    3. Anonymous12:12 PM

      Okay, I should add the qualifier, IF this report is accurate. And we know they aren't always.

      Developing.....

      -sid

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    4. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Wow. So this basically admits that Bristol can't be sure the father is Dakota.

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    5. Anonymous12:40 PM

      I know, right? It looks bad enough if Dakota asked for a paternity test, but for the Palins to ask, it basically means Bristol threw her hands up in the air and said, "Hell if I know who the daddy is!"

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    6. Anonymous1:22 PM

      I'm not convinced the Palins asked. I'm not convinced Meyer asked. He filed, the court ordered a test as a matter of course (unless the couple is married, in which case the husband is legally presumed to be the father), and no one had to demand anything.

      Not saying I wouldn't really enjoy watching Bristol's discomfiture if the test comes back negative for Meyer. Just pointing out that Meyer having to take a paternity test does not prove that either party directly asked for it.

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  21. Anonymous11:45 AM

    The way that's written sounds like a sound bite from the Tundra Twat. "Yeah, WE are forcing a paternity test".

    Can't imagine D wants a kid bad enough to pay for 18 years for the 'privilege' of claiming Barstool's latest bastard without a court supervised test.

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    1. Anonymous12:31 PM

      Men have been known to do stranger things. He may be that much of a control freak. He figures he is old enough and ready for a child. He was attracted to the Palins because they were of like mind and Sarah had famous name recognition. She was to help his bid for Congress, she helped him sell his book when they did that ad in LV. He may like all that and be attached. Just didn't want to marry what he found out about Bristol.

      It could be delicious to him to have control over her.

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  22. No Name Needed11:47 AM

    Something has been brewing in the back of my mind since yesterday and I think I've figured it out. I want to be wrong, because this is an extremely ugly solution to Bristol's predicament.

    So, the article leads us to believe that the Palin camp wants a paternity test to be performed on Dakota to see if he is the father. Why would the Palins want people thinking that Bristol had sexual intercourse with another man during the timeframe of when she became pregnant?

    Answer: If Dakota is proven not to be the father of Sailor, Bristol tearfully announces that he is the only man she had *consensual* sexual relations with, and since she is pro-life, there was never a thought to having an abortion.

    Boom, Sarah and Bristol are back making money giving speeches about how even in the case of rape, you should never choose abortion.

    I am *not* attacking women or men who are victims of sexual assault in any way, shape, or form. I'm saying that I believe that the Palins would use the sympathy we all feel for those victims, to repair their image and make money.

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    1. Anonymous12:05 PM

      Will you stop giving those idiots even more idotic ideas.

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    2. Anonymous12:14 PM

      Where they screwed up was photoshopping the IV and calling the tabloids because they are too stupid for words.

      If the paternity comes back negative, what then? "I was raped in a elevator Vegas," like she tried Levi?

      Remember Bristol's own words: I ruined my life last night.

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    3. Anonymous12:27 PM

      Barstool's already used that story line with trip.

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    4. Anonymous12:30 PM

      Why would that help them raise money? They would have to accuse someone and then there'd be police involved, lawyers and a oourt case against the perp. I don't get your theory. That will COST them money.

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    5. Anonymous12:53 PM

      Donate to SarahPAC so they can figure out just who is the daddy. Oh, excuse me, so she can support like-minded candidates. My bad.

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    6. Or, another way they'll spin it is, "If it could happen to a virgin over 2000 years ago, it could happen to a professional abstinence spokesperson." Hallelujah, hallelujah, halll leee luuu jah! And, amen.

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  23. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Bristol will be outed as a slut and ho when testing shows Dumbkota is not the daddy.

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    1. Anonymous12:44 PM

      I think the fact that bristol is a slut and a ho is already common knowledge.

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  24. Anonymous11:48 AM

    "Children born to unwed parents do not
    automatically have a legal Father without a paternity action established, the identity of the Father, whether agreed or contested."

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    1. Anonymous12:49 PM

      BS, I know many unmarried men that have not had to prove paternity, they have just signed the birth cert. and been part of their children's lives.

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  25. Anonymous11:49 AM

    I sure hope whatever test is taken that it is legit.......and not Dakota's

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  26. Anonymous11:50 AM

    I think this is being ordered by the judge just as a routine matter when the 2 parties are not cooperating with each other and unmarried.

    Nothing to see here folks.

    Unless and until he is shown to NOT be the father. Then how is Bristol going to explain this baby?

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  27. Anonymous11:51 AM

    And of course the Daily Mail uses the word "forced" to inject drama. Any man in his right mind would after riding the Wasilla Bicycle and get checked for STDs as well.

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    1. Anonymous12:25 PM

      Like his attorney didn't tell him what procedures would be? I didn't like the Mail playing the "forced" card.

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  28. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Custody with child support is just a savvy ploy on DM's part to force the abstinent slut to show her hand. I would recommend though that Dakota book a spot on the Maury Show if for nothing else than to totally humiliate her and her pit bull motherwhen Maury comes back with:"Dakota, you are NOT the father!"

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  29. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Before we spend our Alaskan tax dollars to hang America's Medal of Honor recipient for being fooled into thinking he's the father of a Sailor, let's require Sarah Palin's daughter to take her ass to a court appointed clinic and get DNA samples from Sarah Palin's daughter, Sailor and Dakota Meyer.

    AND NO BRISTOL you CANNOT send a SarahPac paid lawyer to stand in your place or bring in your sample and Sailor's sample. You are required to go to the clinic yourself and the clinic will take a sample from you.

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    1. Anonymous12:23 PM

      I want to know about the entrapment.

      Whoever the biological father is, the internet is full of the appearance of entrapment.

      Now Dakota's family seems to recognize Bristol and say a baby is Dakota's.

      When did he tell them he believes he is the father of Bristol's baby?

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  30. Anonymous11:54 AM

    So interesting to watch the 'spin' concocted by various media outlets from the facts of this story. As with the 'demands child support' meme...full reading of the documents made clear he was only stating he would comply with the laws as written.

    Palinistas and their ilk are very mean spirited. And they seem to trust the lazy mindedness and inherent meanness in their followers to generate 'click-bait'.

    What a world...

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    1. Anonymous12:19 PM

      DM, an equal opportunity spinner:

      'In a curious twist a question has also been raised over the actual birth date of Bristol's baby.
      An instagram photo posted by Palin, announcing the birth of Sailor on December 24 places the birth date one day earlier. The date of birth on court papers filed in the custody case is also given as Decembe 23.
      But the same Instagram picture posted by Meyer with the caption 'Best Christmas present ever!!' reveals a detail whited out in Palin's account – the date scribbled on her IV line.
      There, in black and white is a date that appears to read November 4 – placing the birth almost two months before Palin claimed.'


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    2. Anonymous1:17 PM

      So bizarre. If they broke up and never married. Then it was because of other men, moh knew he was not the daddy, she knew he was not the daddy, ...

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  31. Look at that !!

    It's a Friday afternoon feeding frenzy at the IM sponsored by Gryphen.

    Carry on little bottom feeders.

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    1. Anonymous12:04 PM

      Name calling and eipithets are the first refuge of the uneducated fool.

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    2. Anonymous12:11 PM

      One thing you can count on for sure at IM's Palin Buffet is that there is ALWAYS plenty of dish. The entire Painfully Palin family work their asses off making sure we're well fed.

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    3. Anonymous12:15 PM

      Yes, just the two of you...literally. You have a bad sense of direction too. C4P is that way ---> Bye!

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    4. Anonymous12:26 PM

      Poor Palins....how long did you think you could keep it up?

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    5. Anonymous12:34 PM

      I mean, I am a writer by trade, and you really shouldn't have stolen my meme from the previous thread for your "profile name" without my permission, Einstein.

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  32. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Ha! Making Dakota take a paternity test is just a way to humiliate him. He is going to pay for starting this, you betcha.

    Can't say I have any sympathy for him. The Palin Curse wasn't exactly a secret when he got together and conspired with Sarah. I only feel sorry for his grandparents.

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    1. Anonymous12:08 PM

      Humiliate? Really?

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    2. Anonymous12:18 PM

      Making Dakota take a test does not humiliate him - it only humiliates Bristol, since it implies the good Christian and paid abstinence speaker was not only fucking her MOH "fiance" of one month, but also cheating on him.

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    3. Anonymous12:53 PM

      Of course a paternity test humiliates him, it throws doubt on the the relationship, the engagement, the fiancee and on the marriage if it hadn't been canceled. Any man is going to be humiliated by that.

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    4. Anonymous1:14 PM

      It will NOT humiliate him!!!!!! Thats crazy.
      It will vindicate him.

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    5. Anonymous1:26 PM

      No humiliation for Bristol, she is immune to humiliation. Bristol will just claim that she 'got ahead of herself'.

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  33. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Ok now everyone should understand why she's fudging on the sprog's birthdate!!
    ~Canuck~

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  34. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Okay, now let's have a paternity test for Trig.

    It'll happen one day.

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  35. For the sake of the innocent baby I'm kinda hoping that Dakota is the babydaddy. But the devil side of my conscience has got her fingers crossed saying "Oh please, oh please, oh Pleeease....let Barstool have egg all over her lying slut face!"

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    1. That's not egg on her face.

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    2. Anonymous1:25 PM

      Then what happened to cancel wedding? The ring was bought by sarah? Moh found out she has more than 1 kid? She found out of his wife? She found he is psycho? Her mom and him already did the deed?

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  36. Anonymous12:01 PM

    I hope this sordid saga causes both sides to lose opportunities to grift more money.

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    1. Anonymous12:18 PM

      ++++++++++++++

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    2. Anonymous12:33 PM

      I hope Sarah stays true to form, ignores all advice, and opens her greedy maw to every tabloid about this. Thereby, again, make a total and utter ass out of herself for attention and $$

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    3. Anonymous12:37 PM

      I hope just enough grifting opportunities come along to keep greedy Sarah and Bristol dancing like retarded monkeys and publicly humiliating themselves for awhile.

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    4. Anonymous1:14 PM

      12:33.. oh she will. She is dumb and has a personality disorder!!

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  37. Anonymous12:01 PM

    I see many days to come of Bristol and Sailor being too sick with a cold or flu or whatever thereby putting off showing up to give their samples as long as she can possibly get away with delaying it.

    And for all you would-be conspiracy theorists out there; these tests are done in a licensed, court chosen clinic with witnesses and chain-of-custody protocols.

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  38. Anonymous12:02 PM

    This has to have GRANNY PAYLIN SPITTING MAD!

    Karma is not a Christian concept $arah, but you may get some anyways.

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    1. Anonymous12:28 PM

      I hope Sarah and Bristol are at all-out, total war, each blaming the other for the whole Dakota fiasco.

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  39. Anonymous12:03 PM

    This is Granny's story. Has Sarah or Bristol come out fighting about this story yet? They are supposed to keep their mouths shut?

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    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Sarah is no longer on the internet so much and no blue blogs.

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    2. Anonymous12:29 PM

      I hope this has Sarah and Bristol at WAR with each other. Schadenfreude, thy name is: Deeeelicious.

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    3. Anonymous12:39 PM

      12:17, To paraphrase our very Sarah-like troll: Sarah's off the internet and blogs...

      ...until she isn't.


      LOL!!

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    4. 12:39....

      "....until she isn't "

      SNORT....damnit...Pepsi came out my nose!

      Ya know Baldy is deliriously rage filled...teeth grinding...madder than a motherfucker over today's latest developments!

      Ain't cha' Baldy?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  40. Anonymous12:03 PM

    "Court documents seen by Daily Mail Online... "

    This is odd. First, there's nothing on the docket yet to show the Palins have been served. There's nothing on the docket filed by Palins yet. Unless the 1/4/2016 Confidential filing is a demand by Palin to prove paternity. But there's no court documents online for this case at least at the Alaska court site. So where's Daily Mail seeing these "documents".

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    1. You know if you think about that for a minute it just might come to you.

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    2. Anonymous12:16 PM

      May be Daily Mail has stationed their people in Alaska now. Too bad they took so long. The price of pictures will really go up now.

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    3. Anonymous12:40 PM

      It's gratifying to see the change in DM comments. It's a very conservative rag, and the comments used to be mostly pro-Palin. Not no mo' :)

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    4. Palins gave The Daily Mail the documents.

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  41. Anonymous12:04 PM

    The Daily Mail Online has other current story about this case, look under US above..... They have a picture of the filing too... Yes, I am still here, haha

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  42. I've coined a new word "Damage Controlls."

    These are the desperate little imps that rush over here, and other places on the net, in an attempt to spin things in the Palin's favor, or defend them against damaging information.

    "The Daily Mail is not to be trusted."

    "We don't know that the grandmother has all the facts."

    "This should be kept between the parents, and it's nobody's business but their's."

    So entertaining.

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    1. Anonymous12:25 PM

      It's like watching a bunch of cockroaches scurrying around when the light's turned on...amirite?

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    2. Anonymous12:28 PM

      Hoisting a beer to you at 1:28 PM PST , Gryph!

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    3. Anonymous12:32 PM

      Why yes, yes you are 12:25 PM!

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    4. Anonymous12:37 PM

      It is and they stole my meme from your previous thread comments. They don't have an original bone in their bodies. They are really dumb!

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    5. Gryphen you scamp!

      Please pass the popcorn!!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    6. Anonymous12:49 PM

      12:32 says "I know you are, but what am I?" Middle school obviously = Hi Sarah!

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    7. Anonymous12:49 PM

      I think it's great that they are too dumb to know they are driving up your hit count!

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    8. Anonymous1:16 PM

      Yes, they are very stupid and pathetic people!

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    9. Anonymous1:18 PM

      Yeah, 12:25 Th Palins are scurrying around trying to do some damage control.

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  43. Anonymous12:08 PM

    If you read the article carefully, it doesn't say that it's the Palins who are demanding the paternity test. Also, look at the screen shot of the paperwork, the "Pending action to establish paternity" is dated 12-29-15, a few days before the custody paperwork was filed in Alaska. I think the paternity test is just part of the process.

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    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      I think Dakota has planned this for a long time. I bet his attorey and Dakota are just sitting back and watching the Palins say too much. He may have filed on that date when he got the results of his DNA back.

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    2. Anonymous1:15 PM

      That doesn't make any sense. DNA tests are tests to match the DNA of another person to find out the probabilities of their relationship. Without the baby's DNA there would be no "results".

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    3. Anonymous1:25 PM

      And, note where the paperwork was filed -- in Adair County, KY.

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  44. Anonymous12:12 PM

    http://kyjustice.org/node/625

    Do we have to have blood tests done?
    No. If nobody asks for blood tests, the court does not have to order them. However, if anyone asks, the court must order blood or genetic testing. The parents may have to pay for some or all of the testing costs.

    What happens after the man is found to be the father of a child by the court?
    The court will issue orders on custody, visitation and child support. The court can also change the child's last name to the father's last name.

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  45. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Dakota and the baby have a right to know if he is the Father. Since he is pursuing custody the courts are taking
    actions to determine his legal status
    as the Father. I don't believe Bristol is requesting this because they have already implied he is the Father. The court is doing what it has to do.

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    1. Anonymous12:50 PM

      I am curious about the birth certificate.

      Bristol could have filled it out or Sarah had help from doctors to do whatever with a birth certificate.

      No one is focusing on it. I suppose Dakota has no right to see it until he is determined to be the father.

      However, if he was named as father, I would think he would be entitled to the birth certificate.

      Bristol either put "unknown" or another name.

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    2. Anonymous1:15 PM

      Sailor Junker.

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  46. You know, the only way this could look slightly positive for Bristol is IF- and it's a big "if"- the DNA test shows that Dakota is the child's father. Evidently the Palins think she may not be.

    I bet Dakota's fed Grandma a story about this pregnancy. But what it amounts to is that NOBODY believes Bristol that the baby is Dakota's. Not the courts, not Dakota, not the Palins... since they claim they're insisting on it. Gods, that's so funny! The only way Sarah and Bristol can slap Dakota's face is by saying that Dakota's NOT the babydaddy, and they're too dumb to realize they're admitting she's a slut and too stupid to contracept!

    That is so typical of Sarah. Get pissed off immediately and hit back without thinking! I bet the canned tuna was hitting the fridge most of the day when she heard this!

    Someday, somebody is going to make a TV movie about this family... and nobody will believe they haven't made the whole thing up. And Sarah will wind up believing that it justifies her actions!

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  47. Anonymous12:13 PM

    "There, in black and white is a date that appears to read November 4 – placing the birth almost two months before Palin claimed.
    Just two weeks after she says she gave birth to Sailor, Bristol hit the shooting range to show off her gun skills with family and friends.
    The 25-year-old took to Instagram to share a photo of herself aiming what appear to be an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, as well as a short video that sees her shooting a handgun at a target, during a firearms training class with Mat-Su Tactical." Daily Mail

    I hope they explore the history of the Palins and how they communicate with gun imagery vs their actual skill level.

    Palinese is like learning another language. Bristol used the gun image language in the TV show with Tripp. She blew up a book for Tripp to have a memory of how she handled her problems with people as she taught her son.

    Sarah used the language with Gabby Gifford in Tucson and so on.

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    1. Anonymous1:13 PM

      If rootin' tootin' target shootin' Bristol is so tough, why does she always cry victim when Willow lures a stalker to their house?

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  48. Olivia12:14 PM

    If the Palins are demanding a paternity test, you can be damned sure they know it isn't his baby.

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  49. Anonymous12:15 PM

    How do we know that Dakota has not already got his DNA test and added the results to his filing...

    I cannot zoom in good, can someone see if there is a date on the filing paper?

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    1. Anonymous12:44 PM

      Because the baby would need to be tested.

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  50. Anonymous12:20 PM

    This story is coming from the Grandmother, not Dakota, he is being silent. Why are the Palins continuing to babble? Where did this document come from?

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  51. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Article about Bristol's BFF Marina in the Anchorage Press

    http://www.anchoragepress.com/news/new-girl

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    1. Anonymous12:57 PM

      Too bad anyone reading the article won't know that the pic of Marina is the one of so many that actually shows her as halfway attractive. In all her other pics she looks about sixty and in need of a face lift.

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  52. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Oh! The "Pending action to establish paternity" is in another case! In Kentucky! He filed in both states!

    Kentucky Adair District Case 15- J - 00100

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    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      It appears this is in Kentucky Family Court and the docket isn't public or I haven't found how to get to it yet.
      http://courts.ky.gov/courts/familycourt/Pages/default.aspx

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  53. Look wayyyy back up there at 12:04 and you'll see I caught me some bottom feeders.

    Three of them little suckers.

    Anybody else want in ?

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    1. Anonymous12:46 PM

      You can add "Plagiarizing" to your new handle. You're welcome. It's even alliterative! The Plagiarizing Palin Brigade of Two.

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    2. Anonymous1:02 PM

      Sarah, FYI, spending your day trolling a toxic puddle for 3 little bottom feeders is not how a strong, happy frontier woman lives vibrantly....mkay?

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    3. Anonymous1:04 PM

      12:31 PM Take your childish games elsewhere and allow the adults here to discuss the matter.

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    4. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Sarah, instead of wasting time wallowing here, go help out your long-suffering fans - who "have a country to save" by spending all their time posting fantasies on C4P - will ya? LOL!

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    5. Anonymous1:18 PM

      Gryph owns you $arah, just admit it.
      It's all about that #sweet freedom, right?

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  54. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Gryphen,
    I highly doubt the Palin's have demanded it either.

    Not an atty, but have 3 siblings that are( 2 that do family law as their specialty)

    It is very common for the judge to order the paternity test, otherwise it would be a waste of the courts time to proceed at all if the man is not the biological father. Just like if a woman requests child support from a man that has not freely stated he is the biological father then the courts order a paternity test.
    But good on Dakota's Grandma for her statement.

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  55. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Who is saying he was forced to get a DNA test? He started all this court stuff and I am sure he knows he has to get one.

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    1. Anonymous12:42 PM

      On his Alaska filing it says there is another proceeding concerning the custody of this child. That case is in Kentucky and the determination in that case as of 12/29/2016 is "Pending action to establish paternity - no decision date"

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    2. Anonymous12:47 PM

      If he didn't request one then he is being forced by the courts to take a paternity test. What can't you understand about that?

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    3. Anonymous1:20 PM

      He is not fighting a DNA test, why hasn't Bristol got one. He is doing what his attorney is telling him. Maybe he already got a blood test.

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  56. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Todd is in garage saying .. "If DNA testing was around when Track was born it would have been Curtis raising his own son and not me"

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      He tried....and water in his gas tank.
      Bye Bye.

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    2. Anonymous12:46 PM

      Todd got paid throughout the years to claim Track as his.

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  57. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Either Dakota will be proven he is the father thru DNA, or Bristol will be proven to be a slut and sleeping around while with Dakota.
    Either way the Palins and Bristol lose big time and Dakota saves face.

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  58. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Wow, then in fact Bristol is admitting that there were others or another. Wait til the pond puts there cud a chewing on that one!

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  59. I suspect Dakota knows he's not the Daddy too but is tired of getting slammed by the grifters.

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  60. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Things that make me go "Hmmmm.....".
    Why if this was a "planned" pregnancy ( according to Bristol, would she be demanding a paternity test? I guess that means the many posters who have stated that Bristol was having sex with many men were correct.

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    1. Anonymous1:22 PM

      It is not about Bristol or Dakota. The courts require the paternity test when the mother is unmarried and there is a custody issue.

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  61. Anonymous12:46 PM

    It must be a standard practice when any man files for joint custody for his biological child, that a court have proven record that he is that 'biological father'. It's a requirement; I can't see how he is being 'forced' to take a paternity test. I think the Daily Mail is over-reaching here.

    Once the results of this test are given, the whole case will be absolved or pursued. He is either the father, or not the father.

    It's pretty doubtful he is the father. I feel bad for the sweet grandparents who don't know much about Bristol.

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    1. Anonymous12:55 PM

      What good does it do to test his DNA if the baby isn't tested too?

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    2. Anonymous1:17 PM

      The baby is tested too. The baby's DNA is compared to the father's, and the likelihood of paternity in terms of percentages is established.

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  62. And the Palins were too stupid to realize how bad this makes them look. If they want the test, they are admitting Bitchy was sleeping around.

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  63. ibwilliamsi12:48 PM

    It doesn't say much for Bristol's character that she didn't put his name on the Birth Certificate. And what if he ISN'T the father? Will we still be expected to listen to those harpies go on about her virtuosity?

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  64. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Well, this is fun. Seems like the Palins have been backed into a corner with a barrel of rotting lemons. It will be entertaining to see how Palin tries to make lemonade this time.

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  65. Anonymous12:53 PM

    I get that it's the court that has required the test. But that aside, if during the pregnancy there was any question that Dakota was not the father, that could have been taken care of by a non-invasive test using his and Bristol's blood after the first couple months. If he thought she had slept with someone else and wanted to know if she was carrying his baby, he could have asked for a test. Same with her. It sounds like neither of them wanted to know. It sounds like he had written her off and was feeling pretty positive that the baby was not his. And it sounds like she didn't care if it was his or not--if she had slept with someone else, by not taking a test she could buy a lot of time and avoid the media publishing word of her cheating and not knowing who had gotten her pregnant. If some part of her had wanted to make things work with Dakota, even if she swore that she had been faithful, she could have had the test done to show him that he was the father. If she knew he was the daddy, if she was at all interested in doing things for the sake of the child she would have had the test and then worked to get Dakota involved--and I believe he would have readily become involved if he knew that kid was his. What's happening now could have been avoided. I think that no matter who the daddy would be, she was just once again doing what she and her mother always do. They're control freaks and cut people out of their lives and then love being punitive.

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    1. Anonymous1:11 PM

      Exactly. Well said! For the sake of the child, Bristol should have protected her baby from such publicity and scrutiny.

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    2. Anonymous1:19 PM

      Can you just imagine all the stress hormones floating around in Bristol's body while she was carrying this kid? I mean really, not knowing who the father was, knowing that she might have to fudge the birthdate, being kicked out of KY back to AK, hoping that she would deliver and that Dakota might just let it go, living a lie the entire time.

      My goodness, that baby was dining on nothing but stress and anxiety for 9 months!

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  66. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Can't imagine how anyone is going to force Bristol to bring her baby for a DNA test. I expect she'll stall and won't show up.

    She'll play this thing for all it's worth, pretending that he's the bad guy, thinking that pure virginal Bristol could ever be unfaithful to him. She and Sarah will play this thing, never showing up and putting the Meyer family through hell.

    Why would they want to put Dakota through this hell?

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  67. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Does she have to produce the child's birth certificate at the custody hearing? Does Alaska birth certificate note the number of previous births of the mother?

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      I hope the judge picks an honest doctor for the DNA tests otherwise Bristol will get one of her shady doctors to perform it. Also, doesn't Bristol have friends working at hospitals?

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  68. Anonymous1:00 PM

    She she was pregnant before they ever met and she needed to see what color the baby was before she started pretending it was his.

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  69. Anonymous1:01 PM

    I am confused .... does this mean Dakota is no longer on Sarah's Christmas card list?

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    1. Anonymous1:14 PM

      Whatever happens we know who is going to be Sailor's main parent.

      “I see sucka shit way too often,” Marina posted on Facebook last Saturday.
      http://www.anchoragepress.com/news/new-girl

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    2. Anonymous1:27 PM

      Who cares about her? what is her son now, 14? Imagine having a mother that sluts herself out and the same is coming to the Palins.

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  70. ibwilliamsi1:02 PM

    Interesting tidbit here on KY Dom/Rel law:

    "Under Kentucky law, hospitals must provide unmarried mothers with the forms and information necessary to acknowledge paternity voluntarily."

    Custody & Visitation"

    "If parents are not married to each other at the time of a child’s birth, Visitation the mother is presumed to have custody. However, once legal paternity is established, the father can petition the court for visitation rights and/or for a share in custody arrangements."

    No wonder Barstool ran off to Alaska. If Sailor is not DM's child it was cruel of her to lead him and everyone else on. If Sailor IS DM's child she's an evil bitch for doing everything she legally could to help Sailor have an bonding and loving relationship with her father.

    I guarantee you that they will stretch this out as long as possible and then argue "status quo" should keep him away.

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  71. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Have not read all the responses as yet, but I would suspect the next step by the attorney's for Dakota will be a DNA test on the baby! All is fair in love and war!

    The Palins will not automatically win in this fucked up mess! Dakota has every right (as does Bristol) to assure he is the father of this baby.

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  72. Anonymous1:05 PM

    I think the Dakota - Bristol relationship went to hell when he told her ..."your mom gives better blow jobs than you"

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  73. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Am still confused about the angle of the DM article.

    The article's quotes seem to imply the grandparents are affronted that DM has to prove his paternity. They speak as though they're certain he's the father. The grandmother implies that the 'girl' doesn't want Dakota in this child's life.

    Someone is lying. Sarah says he was contacted and refuses to be involved; grandmother says that the Palins don't want him involved. If we had to choose between who the liar was, it would be pretty easy.

    So, how does this new information help in solving the motivations with these crazy Palins? What is their goal? To just go ballistic and trash the Meyers, without any thought to what they're saying? Trashing him as a deadbeat before a legal choice has been made, makes them appear absolutely ignorant. What is their motive?

    Is this just Sarah and Bristol losing their drive to fake and deceive? They seem to really be losing their edge with their con. All they do is whine and blame anyone, anytime, anywhere. When will Sarah blame Obama?

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  74. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Shooting
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3385407/Bristol-Palin-hits-shooting-range-mother-Sarah-sister-Willow-home-defense-safety-gun-course-two-weeks-giving-birth-daughter-Sailor-Grace.html

    Joint
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3386117/Bristol-Palin-s-former-fiance-Dakota-Meyer-files-joint-custody-couple-s-newborn-daughter-Sailor-demands-child-support.html

    Escalates
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390748/Who-s-daddy-Dakota-Meyer-s-custody-battle-Bristol-Palin-escalates-forced-PATERNITY-TEST-amid-questions-baby-s-actual-birth-date.html

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  75. Anonymous1:12 PM

    1) Bristol Palin wasn't even in Alaska when Dakota Meyer first went to Alaska in the summer of 2014 (not 2013) to film the last episode of Amazing America. 2) Dakota Meyer isn't the one being forced to take a DNA test to establish paternity. That's what he WANTS. Bristol and her screwed-up mother are the ones being forced to admit to the test, because if there isn't a test, they can innuendo anything they want to, which they've done the whole time Bristol has been pregnant with this baby. So, if there's any delay, you can bet it's from the Palin camp. 3) Tripp Palin-Johnston is 7 years old now, not 6. December 2008 to December 2015 = 7 years.

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  76. Anonymous1:12 PM

    I would venture to say that $arah is done in the political realm. Even with tRump.

    Pardon me for giggling. Some of us knew it in '08 when they were trotted onstage and hadn't even heard of her.

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  77. Anonymous1:15 PM

    So the update to this story is Case 15-J-00100 in the Adair County District Court of Kentucky is "Pending action to determine paternity." as of 12/29/2015. And we may not be able to see the docket of the case but we can watch the docket of the court by date for scheduled events for 15-J-00100

    http://kcoj.kycourts.net/dockets/

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  78. Anonymous1:15 PM

    Bristol could be like one of those women on the Jerry Springer show telling a man she's a 100% sure he's the father and she hasn't had sex with anyone else. Then the DNA test is revealed and the man on stage is not the baby's father, the man joyously leaves the stage while the woman is crying on the stage.

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  79. I have now collected myself 5(count em) little bottom feeders.

    They all have the same name...

    "Anonymous"

    Did they steal each other's name?

    Are they plagiarists?

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  80. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Don't you find it amusing that Dakota is ready to accept Sailor as his daughter if it is proven he is the father.
    On the other note, the grandparents, cousins and aunts, etc. don't want anything to do with Sailor or Bristol. No happy comments from Todd or Track either.

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  81. London Bridges1:25 PM

    if Dakota is not the father, we may never know the true date of birth, unless a criminal complaint is filed about palin deception.

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  82. Anonymous1:26 PM

    This is all pretty riveting stuff especially if you've been reading everything ever since McCain announced the turd he was about to lay on the USA. What a sordid narrative, I feel bad for us as a country. And to think he still hasn't apologized. Mind boggling. I guess going to any lengths to win an election can backfire pretty impressively.

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  83. Anonymous1:27 PM

    However this turns out, Alaska and the lower 48 will know Bristol slept around while with Dakota. How come Sarah is the only one proud of her?

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  84. Anonymous1:27 PM

    Oh my, what happens if Trig demands a paternity test to find out if Todd, Track or someone else is his father and who is his mother? Is his mother Sarah, Bristol, Todd's prostitute or Todd's girlfriend?

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