Friday, February 26, 2016

New SarahPAC e-mail promises an honest to goodness signed copy of a book that Sarah Palin could not get ANYBODY to pay for if you will just send them some damn money!

This is from an honest to God, I shit you not, e-mail that an IM regular sent to me the other day.

Dear (Name removed to protect the innocent.), 

We have some exciting news! We were organizing the office today and found some extra copies of Sarah’s book “Sweet Freedom: A Devotional “ and she has agreed to sign one!  (What they mean by this is that they keep tripping over the hundreds of leftover boxes of these crappy books and they need to find some way to get rid of them.)



We will raffle off and send a signed copy of Sarah Palin’s book for just a $25 donation. (Currently Amazon has this marked down to $12.83. I think it's less if it has Sarah Palin's signature on it.) Your donation will go straight towards funding bold conservatives running for office in tough elections. (Ha!) President Obama and Hillary Clinton have handpicked many of this year’s democrats running for office, and it is our job to stop them. 

Make a donation of $25 and you will be entered into the raffle! 

Or… Make a donation of $50 and be entered in the donation twice! Every $25 contribution will be counted as one entry. So if you donated $100 you will be entered four times. (Does this actually work on people?)

Please hurry! We will close the raffle in five days. 

Thank you so much for your help, (Name removed to protect the innocent). I hope you’ll enter the raffle for a copy of Sarah’s signed book and help us defeat Obama and Hillary’s hand-picked liberals running for office this year. 

Thank you. 
Best, 
SarahPAC 

Is now the right time to mention that in 2015 SarahPAC spent less than 4% of its total expenditures on conservative campaigns?

It certainly feels like the right time to mention that.

You know I was thinking, this would probably work a lot better if they raffled off something with some actual value. I mean this glorified roll of toilet paper is currently ranked at 114,065.

Perhaps they could raffle of, oh I don't know, the purse that holds Todd's family jewels for instance?

Or a pair of Palin's non-prescription, "worn just to make her look smart," eyeglasses?

Or how about one of her rabies infected road kill wigs that she can no longer keep sedated long enough to staple to her balding head?

Hey I've got it, how about a "get out of paying child support free" card for the next poor sap that crawls between Bristol's legs and leaves a deposit in the only all night sperm bank in Alaska?

Just a thought.

All I know is that if they want to have a less embarrassing financial disclosure than last time they certainly need to do better than one of her crummy "nobody wants to buy" ghostwritten books.

I'm just saying.

173 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Doesn't one need some kind of special permit to "raffle" something off in Alaska? I think (but am not sure) that if you call it a raffle you have to get a permit from the gaming board/commission. A club that I used to belong to up here had an issue with this for a fundraiser.

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    1. Anonymous5:05 PM

      "I'll do whatever I want until the law tells me to stop."
      Meanwhile, wanna bet every sucker 'wins' a book, and that Piper's big 'job' today was signing Sarah's name in them?

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    2. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Remember, it's the Palins that say that they'll do whatever they want unless the law tells them to stop!

      Fuck them! Anyone that 'donates' (using that term loosely!) to her (phony cause) with the hopes of getting her book are nuts!

      She's continued to be a looser in everything she does/touches and isn't regarded by the Alaska Republican organization, the national Republican organization, Donald Trump and his run toward the nomination at the Republican Convention (after her horrid speech) as well as the majority of residents in Alaska!

      She's at the bottom of the barrel now...a nobody! Don't waste your money or time w/her and the Palin Klan!

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    3. Anonymous5:28 PM

      Eaxactly, 5:14 her@ has plenty of money in the bank....better yet" SheBitch" sell somemore property, just get a job!!

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    4. Anonymous5:57 PM

      When she had the "hockey stick" raffle, in the fine print there were "rules", such as don't need to purchase anything to enter, the winner will be announced in 3 months unless there was no winner.

      I would have thought here hockey stick raffle would have been such a success :), she would have announced the winner on facebook or her fans would have questioned her on it.

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    5. Anonymous7:25 PM

      4:38pm SarahPAC is headquartered in Northern Virginia to they'd have to adhere to whatever the gaming laws are there.

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    6. Anonymous11:36 AM

      Could be but don't hold your breath hoping an Alaskan will turn them in.

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  2. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Found extra copies, did she?
    hahahahahahaha
    (breath)
    hahahahahahaha
    (breath)
    hahahahahahaha

    You GO, Boopsie!
    hahahahahahaha

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    1. This isn't even $25 for an autographed book. (That you can get for half that on amazon brand new.)

      This is for a CHANCE to WIN a book.

      Once chance for every $25 you donate.

      She should just send books to everyone that donates as there aren't going to be that many of them.

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    2. Balzafiar5:08 AM

      "...and they need to find some way to get rid of them.)"

      The local landfill won't take them?

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    3. Anonymous10:03 AM

      Balzafiar, most landfills have strict rules against depositing Hazardous Waste!!

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    4. She could make money if she sent them off to be pulped.

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  3. Anonymous4:40 PM

    Correction, $arah:
    Name removed to protect the embarrassed that they are so stupid.

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  4. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Better send Sarah some $$$ because Barstool's bastard babies are expensive to raise!

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  5. Anonymous4:46 PM

    I'd bid on a copy of Track's mugshot.

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    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      You have to create your own mugshot until smokeg gun has all the dope.
      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qzcQUXrbHw4/Vp_y1ck8h7I/AAAAAAAAIJ8/vavFZY0aEe4/s1600/Track%252B-%252Bflipping%252Bher%252Boff.png

      Palin family values
      http://oldhickorysweblog.blogspot.com/2016/01/palin-family-values.html

      Send a tip
      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/submit-tip?cid=free_tout

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    2. Anonymous12:33 AM

      I love this one the best from Palin Family Values:

      "Maybe Track can imitate Bristol and spend a few months giving lectures against domestic violence."

      lol

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  6. Anita Winecooler4:50 PM

    I'm surprised she isn't grifting as hard as she used to. No book tour? I'd go for the road kill wig, just to see the snaps surgically implanted in her skull, but then what does one do with a nasty road kill wig she reached into a coffin and pilfered when no one was looking?
    Looks like she's been left on the curb inhaling fumes again, Governor Crispy Creme, of New Jersey came out and endorsed Trump. Ohh, this just in, seismic activity reported on the shores of Lake Lucille.... There goes cans of peaches in heavy syrup at that poor, poor, fridge. Duck, Trigg, Duck!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:06 PM

      She did a tour-nobody showed up so they canned it after three or four embarrassing stops.

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      The "Book Tour" began early November but then Barstool and Sailor's early arrival ruined Sarah's tour and she had to hurry home to run interference on that whole clusterfu*k. It wasn't going well anyway so just as well. Sarah really doesn't like to work too hard now a days.

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    3. Anonymous5:49 PM

      I'd go for the road kill wig,
      ---------
      yuck, real road kill probable has fewer parasites crawling around.

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  7. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Whatever happened to the hockey stick, $arah?
    That was a con, too!

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  8. Anonymous5:02 PM

    I'll give $1000 to SarahPAC if she appears at the next Republican debate and walks out on stage, unzip Trumps pants and gives him a blowjob on live tv, then turns to the cameras and says, Top that, Chris Christie! Money is getting tight folks, she'll take the offer!

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    1. How do you know what she had to do to get on trumps team?

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  9. Anonymous5:10 PM

    Hey bots, mama grizzly need some money over here! I need a jet or i'll even fly coach, I gotta' catch up with Donny because Christie is jumping in on my tuff for VP slot! Look in you coffee can, in the couch you don't food, you can eat beans and rice for next couple of weeks. Now you don't want Scara PAC to up dry up completely do ya'.

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    1. Anonymous6:31 PM

      Jesus. Learn to proofread.

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    2. Anonymous6:41 PM

      5:10 is Jesus?

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  10. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Even the esteemed virginiagentleman himself wasn't stupid enough to fall for this bullshit. Nice try, $arah.

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      He hasn't croaked yet? Damn.

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  11. Anonymous5:15 PM

    She had Piper do a lemonade stand so why not have her do a yard sale to get rid of the books?

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    1. Anonymous5:24 PM

      Piper is too busy parenting the kids that Bristol has no time for except photo ops.

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    2. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Who in Alaska would buy a Palin book?

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    3. Anonymous7:28 PM

      6:38pm

      No one. Only two Alaskans have donated to her PAC since 2012.

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  12. Anonymous5:16 PM

    How much for a signed copy of Trig's birth certificate?

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    1. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Love it!

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    2. Anonymous5:52 PM

      Make sure you are bidding on the real birth certificate, not some phony photo shopped deal that states Sarah is the mommy.

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    3. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Or, in Sailor's case, that MOH is the daddy.

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  13. Anonymous5:17 PM

    That *is* exciting news!

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  14. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Donald Trump is not a joke: A warning to Americans from an Italian who survived Berlusconi

    ...It’s been said before that Trump is America’s Berlusconi, and the comparison is easy to see. Both are older white men with a lot of wealth of dubious provenance. Both decided to enter the public arena after promising they would run their countries the way they run their companies. Both are openly misogynistic while claiming to love women, and both share a questionable sense of humor. They appeal to what in Italy is referred to as “the belly” of the electorate—their gut reactions to the issues at hand.

    Both Trump and Berlusconi represent populism at its worst. And their tactics work.

    But perhaps the most striking similarity I can draw between Trump and Berlusconi has nothing to do with their actions. No, the thing that is most worrisome about the uncanny resemblance between these two politicians is the dangerous way the public and media have perceived their candidacies.

    http://qz.com/624065/a-tip-to-americans-from-an-italian-who-saw-berlusconi-get-elected-again-and-again-and-again/

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    1. Thanks for your input. I definitely can see the similarity between the two men and I sincerely hope that Americans do not vote for Trump as president as it would destroy our country.

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    2. Anonymous6:42 PM

      Believe me, I am not laughing. I think America is ignorant enough to elect him.

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    3. Anonymous6:44 PM

      Thank you. Something to think about... really hard.

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    4. Anonymous6:59 PM

      That's who he reminds me of! Although I think Trump might be worse. We will be in a world of hurt if he is elected.

      Mildred

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    5. SnowBird7:21 PM

      Yeah, I can recall when POTUS nearly want to jack-up Ber'lust'sconi for pulling up on FLOTUS. At very least, Secret Service was probably placed on high alert to "take him down" if need be. POTUS was visibly annoyed with that scumbag . . .

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  15. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Trump's pain and agony.
    http://static.lakana.com/nxsglobal/feedsite/photo/2016/02/01/Palin-endorses-Trump-jpg_6816598_ver1.0_640_360.jpg

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  16. Anonymous5:21 PM

    I'd rather buy a Creepy Chuck Jr. coffee table book of photography. :)

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    1. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Send Sarah a tip.

      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/submit-tip?cid=free_tout

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  17. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Does Barstool's SarahPAC allowance truly end in three days? How will she ever be able to buy those Louis Vuiton bags.

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    1. Anonymous5:59 PM

      $he will have to raffle them off.

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    2. Anonymous6:45 PM

      eBay?

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    3. Anonymous7:14 PM

      And the CareMare postage gravy train gets cut back by 80%?
      If one believes MALOE was legit or at least an insider. Which I do.
      But it will certainly be interesting to see how any number of things play out, starting Tuesday.

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    4. Anonymous7:21 PM

      A couple of very pricey Louis Vuitton bags are listed for sale in Anchorage on craiglist.

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    5. Anonymous8:35 PM

      7:21: And so it starts!

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    6. Anonymous12:10 AM

      The stuff on Craigslist hasn't been anywhere near Bristol Palin. It's mostly vintage and Bristol is totally lacking in style so she couldn't carry it off.

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  18. Anonymous5:25 PM

    President Obama at the Ray Charles Tribute

    That's why this is the best president the United States has ever had because the man is cool, laid back, black and beautiful!

    https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/703395409733943296

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    1. SnowBird7:16 PM

      Oh the Joy . . . the White House will truly NEVER be the same!

      Wonderful time to be Alive to behold this beautiful history in the making.

      Thx 4 sharing!

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    2. Anonymous11:29 PM

      It's hard not get maudlin at the thought that they won't be there after January. :(

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  19. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Uh-oh, the last SarahPAC grift was for expense to fly all over stumping for Donald Trump.

    Guess those seven bucks didn't take her too far.

    Time for a new grift. How many shopping days till Christmas?

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  20. Anonymous5:48 PM

    This comment is addressed to Sarah Palin, her family and any remaining donors to SarahPAC:

    Recently, Sarah was asking for money so she could go out and campaign for Trump. We know how that worked out. Sarah gave 3 speeches for Trump and he came in 2nd in Iowa. She did not give a speech before the SC primary, and Trump won. Now, he has Chris Christie as his new BFF, so I don't think that he will want Sarah's endorsement speeches any more.

    Only one signed book? And you are going to "raffle" it off? What the PAC is running is a lottery, where one magic ticket will win the book. On-line lotteries?? Really? $25.???? How low can they go?

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    1. Anonymous6:01 PM

      I wonder, what the IRS will say to this. Or the online gaming commission.

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    2. Anonymous6:06 PM

      The low is the continuing saga on instagram on the plight of Bristol and the foul mouths that go along with it, let alone the domestic abuser Track.

      Who in their right would listen to anything she has to say? $arah made a fool of herself in Iowa and, while she may be coaching tRump over the phone and/or internet, she is a pox when she comes out to play.

      I swear I have never seen anything like this in my life. What horrible, horrible people.

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    3. Anonymous7:20 PM

      5:48 You just said what I was going to say. Thanks.

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    4. Anonymous11:51 AM

      6:06 THere is no way in hell that $creech is coaching Trump - what can she say that would be of any use? $he is the last person on his mind, especially when it comes to campaign advice. lol

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  21. Anonymous5:55 PM

    So, if you give me $25, then I give you A CHANCE to enter a raffle. (Hasn't she done several raffles already, and nobody ever WON said raffles???)

    IMO, if you are so inclined to get that damned book, go online and get it for less than 1/2 price - and get it FOR SURE!

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  22. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Maybe if they raffle off Sailor they can get her a Daddy?

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  23. Anonymous6:05 PM

    I have an idea. Raffle off Bristle's hand in marriage...or, at least her virginity.

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    1. Anonymous6:35 PM

      Her virginity? WTH have you been smoking?

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    2. Her virginity? Crap, that cherry has been picked by a lot of guys, a loooong time ago. Ain't worth shit by now.

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  24. J Edgar Hoover6:16 PM

    JFC, the entire Palin syndicate reeks of desperation and failure, soiled diapers and terrible Mexican ditchweed.

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  25. Piper and Willow are going to end up with writer's cramp earning that "consulting fee" $$$$.

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  26. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Pathetic POS ... laughing all the way to the bank.

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  27. Anonymous6:26 PM

    So, I guess Palin no longer needs donations so she can travel around and stump for Trump? Interesting...
    Q

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  28. ...the next poor sap that crawls between Bristol's legs and leaves a deposit in the only all night sperm bank in Alaska?
    That's funny. The flying monkeys are gonna be pissed with that true; but funny, remark.

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  29. I would encourage the recipient to send that letter to the Alaska Gaming Commision and ask them if she has a permit.

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    1. Anonymous7:32 PM

      It would have nothing to do with AK. Sarah doesn't run the PAC and it's not in Alaska.

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    2. Anonymous7:42 PM

      SarahPAC headquartered in No Virginia so they would need a Virginia charitable gaming permit. I just scanned their regs and they look rather liberal for raffle activity.

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    3. Anonymous8:30 PM

      I wonder if online raffles have different regulations?

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  30. Anonymous6:35 PM

    There were "some" unsold copies of Palin's book? Color me shocked!
    And how fucking cluttered is the office, if they only noticed the stacked cases of books while cleaning? I mean, really?

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    1. Cracklin Charlie8:34 PM

      They have an office?

      Oh, yeah. Sure they do.

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    2. Anonymous9:07 PM

      The office is a corner of Todd's garage hanger. They were probably stacked among the cases of paper plates and plastic silverware marked "Thanksgiving dinnerware".

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  31. Anonymous6:38 PM

    "Your donation will go straight towards funding bold conservatives running for office in tough elections"
    Who determines which elections are 'tough'? What happens to the donations during easy elections? Just curious.

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    1. Anonymous7:33 PM

      Sarah doesn't like tough elections, she prefers last-minute endorsements or way out there endorsements. Tough, not so much.

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  32. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Folks, it's coming soon. Just ask Marina exotix_llc, she wrote this on Bristles infamous Piper thread:

    marina_exotix_llc

    If they only knew ... All this media brain washed people :-( ... The truth will come out soon @bsmp2 God sees you doing everything in your power to make sure your kids have all the love by both parents ... This is a perfect example how messed up American people are ... #mediacontrolsthebrain. Once again I have seen you step up .. Put pride a side so both dads have relationship with both kids !!! You have done amazing job!! Trip loves his father and mother .. he have lots of love from both of the families . I know one thing for sure ... Soon enough all the truth will come to light and when a father dose not see their child .... In this case is truly by choice . I know u reached out on daily basis And i respect you fully for trying your best !!! Kids needs both parents And I know you stand strong by that!!! @bsmp2


    WHAT TRUTH IS COMING OUT SOON AND HOW DOES THE PORN PAL KNOW?

    Sarah needs to talk to exotix_llc and see if they can work out a deal for a raffle.

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    1. Anonymous7:23 PM

      Marina graduated from Dimond High School many, many years ago.

      So isn't it past time she stopped speaking like a Russian immigrant?

      And Marina, it's probably a good idea for you to just keep quiet. You're not helping, and the attention you bring to Bristol is not positive. You know that.

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    2. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Can't you just see Bristol Palin "reaching out" on a daily basis, texting Dakota Meyer night and day like she did to Levi when she felt like being nasty to someone? That's how she rolls.

      Dakota is very wise not to trust her at all. And it's funny that she hates it so much that he doesn't care for her at all, his silence is a big middle finger to Bristol. I have no doubt that she tried to get back into his life, no doubt whatsoever, but she will never be a part of his life again. Like Tripp, Sailor will have a gorgeous stepmother whom she will love as she loves her father.

      And Bristol will have nowhere to go except further down the hill.

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    3. Anonymous8:00 PM

      And here we go again. So the "exotic model" that lost her kid over her lifestyle preached God to Brissy? Oh come ON.

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    4. Anonymous5:00 AM

      Was the not-so-divine Ms. M even around back when Tripp was born?

      IF not, she didn't SEE shit. It's all on video how miss Bris and her whole damn family bad mothed that young man. In case you can't recall, Rina, goggle it. You seem confused.

      Just another liar, storyteller.

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  33. Anonymous6:52 PM

    There is a signed copy currently running on eBay for $25.00 OR BEST OFFER! I would make an insulting offer, but with my luck, they would accept it and I damn sure don't want it and don't hate anyone enough to send it to them (except my earthquake relative and I am sure she added it to her Palin porn collection already).
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sarah-Palin-signed-Sweet-Freedom-A-Devotional-/121902168153?hash=item1c61ef7859:g:mgMAAOSw5IJWgvNS

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    1. Anonymous11:51 PM

      Tryin to Make a Dollar Outa Fifteen Cents

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    2. Anonymous12:48 AM

      The ebay listing has ended. Apparently there were no takers? ;-)

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    3. Anonymous6:28 AM

      Color me shocked!

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  34. Anonymous7:17 PM

    No Sarah Palin on the CPAC agenda. What's up?

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    1. Anonymous7:56 PM

      According to C4P Sarah is holding out for a prime time spot and if they don't give in to her demands why should she be there!That's right.They don't deserve her if she is not the main speaker! Sarah is playing not three but four dementional chess as in demented fourth level.They need to bow to the North Star! Trump is in secret meetings with her as we speak absorbing her vast political knowlege. Crazy? You Betcha!

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    2. Anonymous8:15 PM

      What a bunch of crap, that pee puddle. I visit there time to time and WTF myself to death, but those that are left there took "The Sarah Pledge."

      Wait until she's not invited to the RNC 2016.

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    3. Anonymous8:28 PM

      I just left c4p. Sigh. They are a scary, delusional group. I wish ill upon each and every one of them.

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    4. Anonymous11:25 PM

      What's up? Sarah and Bristol haven't got over last year's CPAC yet.

      Dakota will never get over it.

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    5. Anonymous11:53 PM

      just wait until they go rabid on ol Sarah!

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    6. Sarah not at CPAC? Well, that's a damn shame. She bought that Pleather 'n' Lace Buttskirt for last year's show. I wonder what she would have worn this year? Never mind.

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  35. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Wonder if Sarah wrote this herself. Never heard of a letter salutation with "Best". I've heard of Best Regards, or Yours Truly, but just "Best"?

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    1. Anonymous7:28 PM

      Come on, it's the quitter queen. You really should expect her to quit halfway through everything.

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    2. Balzafiar6:40 AM

      The salutation would be the "Dear [name here"; closing, or complimentary signoff, would be "Sincerely", or in this case, "Best regards". Use of the single word "Best" is acceptable in non-business correspondence or if the sender is on a first-name basis with the recipient.

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    3. Anonymous8:02 AM

      I sign off my cozy business letters with "Bestest... "

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  36. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Well, looky here, I just found some extra "Sweet Freedom" books here, and it ain't no coincidence. I think these books are a sign that you, lovely donors, could win MY SIGNED AUTOGRAPH, in these books, only for $25. Now, that's freedom. You have the right to send ME $25, $50, $75, or $100 and get a FREE chance for a raffle for my book. Don't take faith for coincidence! Get cracking and help ME find the right leaders. $1 will go towards the campaigns of those sweet leaders, and the rest of the money helps me and my staff spend hours by lamplight googling and vetting each candidate. Imagine find those extra boxes of my books, isn't life a charm? Your Vibrant Liver, Sarah

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    1. Anonymous7:50 PM

      Just amazing to me that people still fall for her crap. Pardon me for the working brain; it seems to serve me well at almost 60.

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  37. Anonymous7:31 PM

    If Sarah wants to attend the SuperTuesday election celebrations and be near Trump, why doesn't she just pay her own airfare?

    This latest is an attempt to get money by next week. The fact she needs to beg for OPM so she can participate in the circus means she didn't get an invitation from Trump. Christie is his new BFF.

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  38. Anonymous7:32 PM

    I wonder what financial agreement Trump made with Sarah to stay the heck out of his campaign. Robocalls? OK What could go wrong there?

    Ha, She got pushed asidew by Christie!

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    1. Anonymous7:52 PM

      Trump said he wants his VP to be experienced in government, but an outsider.
      Guess he meant Christie, and NOT AIP Palin?

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    2. Anonymous8:05 PM

      She has the Iron Dog as an excuse. Let's see her run the Super Tuesday gamut now that it's on her dime. Won't happen.

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    3. Anonymous6:04 AM

      He doesn't need to do anything, per se, to keep her out of the campaign. If she isn't invited to be part of it, she isn't part of it. She's not going to just show up at campaign events as part of the unwashed masses -- although lord knows, she'd fit right in. And with SarahPAC coffers running dry she isn't about to travel anywhere without expenses, which surely nobody is offering. 'snot like anyone else is offering her any kind of platform these days, neither.

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  39. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Just saw this from John Tracy regarding Sarah's grifting ways:

    http://www.ktva.com/reality-check-w-john-tracy-how-sarah-palin-became-alaskas-smartest-politician-206/

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  40. Anonymous8:04 PM

    "and she has agreed to sign one!"

    Wow! God bless Sarah Palin for being so generous to sacrifice time in her insanely busy schedule to sign a book.



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    1. Anonymous9:02 PM

      I imagine her quickly scribbling her name across the page, while a plane is being held, calls are being placed to drivers, handlers, hair and makeup, a production assistant, the throng of media and an impatient Donald, all being told that Ms. Palin is running behind schedule. The sacrifices she makes to accommodate the dirty, unwashed masses....

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  41. Scruffer8:07 PM

    I betcha mortgage payments are due and they're short.
    Did anyone ever win the coveted signed hockey stick?? Or whatever signed 'price' was auctioned off after?
    Never heard about any winners of these auctions. Hmm. Perhaps there were none and just takers (Palins)??

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  42. emrysa8:32 PM

    it's funny they used a picture of her at the quitter's picnic for the cover. "Sweet freedom, I'm quitting my job!"

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  43. Anonymous8:41 PM

    One really has to wonder how messed up a mind can get that one simply cannot go away when they have been told to time and again. That is mental illness. Welcome to the Palins.

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    1. Anonymous11:47 AM

      Meanwhile, as the election season is in full swing, $pewrah sits by the phone waiting for someone - anyone! to call. The silence is deafening. $he might get a media nibble now and again from the lobs she tosses from behind the safety of her Facebook bunker, but methinks the delusional Quitter is getting kicked to the curb.

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  44. Anonymous8:49 PM

    And if anyone is thinking of buying one to make a killing on eBay, just check out the hundreds of Sarah Palin items on eBay that are going absolutely bid-less.

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  45. Anonymous9:25 PM

    Holy Crappolla, Batman!

    They used to give one book per donation, now you only get a chance at a drawing for a book!?

    How cheap can they get? I mean, even for a Palin, that's pretty cheap.

    Me thinks they can't afford the postage for more than one book. Which would be about $3-$6.

    Spent all the postage money on "other things" it would appear.

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    1. Balzafiar5:26 AM

      I think the drawing part is an entry to win the single autographed copy which Scarah offered to sign. Otherwise you just get an unsigned copy.

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  46. Anonymous9:48 PM

    It's crazy how her cult is treating each other at C4P.If one of her oldest supporters talks about how he prtefers Cruz to trump,they go bannanas and gang up and destroy him. You,being such Christain people and all.

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    1. Anonymous6:25 AM

      Lockstep, baby.

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  47. Anonymous11:42 PM

    "Your donation will go straight towards funding bold conservatives running for office in tough elections."


    What Sarah should have said is we can't meet SarahPac's February payroll and we would appreciate any help you can provide

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    1. Anonymous11:43 AM

      This is the most childishly contrived $arah pitch ever -- cleaning the office, came upon a few books, Sarah has agreed to sign ... what foolish pap. Did the PAC ever post who won the hockey stick? Anyone who buys into $arah deserves what they get -nothing.
      Meanwhile, the PayMe clan awaits contributions to maintain their grifting lifestyles.

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  48. Anonymous12:25 AM

    Beck's song Loser comes to mind when one thinks of Palin.

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  49. Anonymous12:52 AM

    Barnes and Noble is selling autographed copies of Sarah's book for $13.17. http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-freedom-sarah-palin/1122260579?ean=9781621574637&st=PLA&sid=BNB_DRS_Core+Shopping+Books_00000000&2sid=Google_&sourceId=PLGoP378&k_clickid=3x378

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  50. Caroll Thompson1:23 AM

    Sarah says she is a fiscal conservative, but up is down and down in up in the Palin world. If Sarah managed the windfall she received after quitting her job as Governor as well as she managed the Alaska State Budget, she and her family are in a world of hurt.

    I reviewed the Alaska General Fund for the year ended June 30, 2006 to the year ended June 30, 2009 (looking at the Alaska Comprehensive Annual Report). If you take the federal funds out, Alaska spent 4.7 billion in the 2006 year. Fast forward to 2009, Alaska spent 7.5 billion. So, General Fund expenditures rose more than 60% under Sarah's tutelage.

    Maybe I am just a dumb Democrat, but that doesn't sound very conservative to me.

    So you Alaskans can take some comfort knowing that Sarah's financial condition looks to be in as bad a shape as the Alaskan State budget. But unlike the Great State of Alaska, the Palin household currently has no means to raise additional revenue and no savings to fall back on.

    Sarah's speaking fees have obviously dried up as no one is calling to invite her to speak. No reality shows are calling as Sarah did not bring in the ratings necessary to make a profit. No one is standing in line all night (as they did with her first book) to buy her ghostwritten books. And now that Sarah has burned her bridge with Ted Cruz and went for Donald, the rubes giving to SarahPac have decreased significantly.

    Sarah is obviously broke and going for broke with this raffle.

    Yes, no one is calling Sarah for speaking engagements, but you can bet your bottom dollar the creditors are calling inquiring about when they will be paid. The wolves are at the door, and not the kind of wolves that Sarah and her ilk shoot from a helicopter.

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    1. Anonymous5:02 AM

      Her PAC is just as good as a church, tax free and unaccountable, it pays for her quality of life and for those of her offspring and other family. Plus there are all those freebies they get in the mail or in person, gifts and products and luxury items and destinations. You have to know she's puckered up tighter than a drum and hasn't spent any of her personal wealth while it accumulates interest or a scumbag fundy investor friend uses their Wall Street trickery to amass huge returns. She won't be broke, she won't be like Kanye. She laughs all the way to the bank.

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    2. Anonymous5:59 AM

      I believe after the Iowa debacle Sarah has been asked to remain quietly out of the media. Contrary to your belief, she is being paid for the endorsement, and paid handsomely.

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    3. Anonymous7:09 AM

      5:02/5:59 AM Drinking all night? Do you have any proof that she is being paid ' to stay away'? Someone being paid handsomely would not be raffling off an unsold failed book and begging for donations.

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    4. Anonymous7:12 AM

      Laughing all the way to the bank? Surely you jest.

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    5. How does her Pac cover botox? What's up.with her upper lip?

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    6. Anonymous10:27 PM

      @Anonymous5:02 AM

      Please stop talking out of your ass! According to the most recent filings SarahPAC is drying up. She barely has enough cash on hand to pay her full time consultants for another cycle. Sarah has most definitely had to spend her personal wealth. Must I remind you she purchased that second home in Arizona, the one she is now trying to unload for $2.5 million. She couldn't use PAC money for that purchase nor could she use PAC money for the other property she purchased in Alaska a few years ago. Some kind of lodge where Todd and his buddies hang out with their prostitutes. She also purchased an expensive SUV for herself and a new ride for Willow too. She couldn't use PAC money for those purchases either. These are only a few examples, I'm sure there are others but you get the idea. Sarah may not have had to spend a lot of her own money over the past seven years, but based on the last SarahPAC filing and the fact that she put the Arizona home on the market it looks like she has recently been and will be spending a lot more of her personal wealth from now on.

      I seriously doubt she laughs all the way to the bank anymore. Now she probably grinds her teeth and curses under her breath all the way to the bank!

      P.S. Her days of getting freebies in the mail or in person, such as gifts, products, and luxury items are long over! Sure she'll occasionally receive some strange macaroni craft project in the mail from one of her delusional fantards but that's about all she'll be getting in the future. Sucks to be Sarah, how the mighty have fallen.

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  51. Anonymous1:27 AM

    I live in one of the Philadelphia suburban counties that has a population of over half a million people and her book has been checked out from my county library system by only THREE people since they purchased their ONE copy a few months ago.

    There's absolutely no demand for her book even when you can read it for free. The few republicans I know who voted for McCain dread hearing her name or seeing her on TV. They feel about the same for Donald Trump.

    Good times! My county is slowly trending Democratic again after a long foray into Republican darkness.

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    1. Anonymous6:21 AM

      Actually, 3 readers is very good for the amount of time the book jhas been released. It probably took each of those bots weeks to read the entire book.

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    2. Anonymous9:50 AM

      7:09
      Your mistake is in thinking Sarah Palin is stupid. If you were sitting on her base, in middle America, would you have given it away for nothing?
      DT called her cunning for a reason. She made a deal and closed on the deal knowing the SH*t was hitting the fan at home. That's why she didn't fly back, she was closing the deal. Her family and her frantic speech cost DT and he has banished her. He just isn't foolish enough to ostracize her people, so he throws out meaningless thank you's. She is not in the public eye right now for a reason.

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    3. Anonymous10:47 AM

      Tell us more, 9:50, since you are a Palin insider. BWAHAHAHAHA. Have you read the Police report re: Track Palin's arrest? Proof of payment please.

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    4. Anonymous12:13 PM

      "Your mistake is thinking Sarah is stupid" and your mistake is buying a signed copy of a book Sarah never read, and never will. No offence to stupid people everywhere, especially those whose comments start with "Your mistake is Sarah's stupid".

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    5. Anonymous12:50 PM

      10:47/12:13
      Now I see why there is never any intelligent discourse on this blog

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  52. Dear Sarah,

    Where's Jill?

    Love, Alice

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    1. Anonymous3:49 AM

      Dear Alice Go F*** yourself. Love, Bristol.

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    2. Anonymous6:00 AM

      Did the Palins kill another dog?

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    3. Anonymous7:05 AM

      Dear 3:49 AM Do you ever sleep?

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  53. Hey Sarah, did you hear that the gay porn site TitanMen dot com offered Aaron Schock up to a million dollars to appear in one of their films?
    http://wonkette.com/598391/nice-porno-company-will-pay-aaron-schocks-legal-fees-and-all-he-has-to-do-is-guys

    If he's observing what Trump's getting away with, and the death-spiral of his own political party, Aaron's a fool if he doesn't grab it.

    Titan's been around over two decades and they are no shithouse outfit, spare few expenses, often taking their guys to the most beautiful locales to come up with the most quality product.

    Can't you think of at least two grown, reasonably good-looking men you know that you could negotiate a comparable amount for? 'Daddy types' never go out of style, and mid-twentysomethings with off-screen thug reputations actually foster added curiosity to themselves.

    Why does all the earning effort always fall on you? It's not fair. Isn't it time that someone else there got of their asses because "somebody's gotta earn some goddamn money around here!"

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    1. Anonymous12:24 PM

      ROTFL She doesn't have perky enough buttocks, or she'd jump at the chance! One of the comments even mentions Palin as a quitter and compares her to him.

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  54. Anonymous4:26 AM

    There is a column in today's New York Times entitled something like "Sarah Palin's Mustache." Catchy title. The column starts by describing how everyone criticized the
    sparkly hedgehog that Palin wore when she gave her Trump endorsement speech in Iowa - yet the garment quickly sold out. (It may well have sold out quickly because it was the last one of only a few left on earth.) The point of the column is that it is harder for women to be taken seriously in politics in this country. That is certainly true but Sarah Palin was the worst possible example to use. The real reason people criticized her speech is that it made no sense at all, was barely intelligible to human ears, represented a reversal of her political stance up to that point and was being made while her son was being trotted off to the police station in Wasilla drunk, violent and gun-toting. Sarah Palin never was, is not and never wi;; be a serious politician.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous6:45 AM

      FYI, the jacket was from 2014. That's why a company rep said it was "sold out".

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  55. Anonymous4:40 AM

    I got this today, she must really be begging for money and donations...
    Dear Janice,

    Did you see the results from South Carolina GOP Primary? Donald Trump won!

    After the media, the left, and the establishment attacked Sarah for endorsing Trump, the people of South Carolina still chose to vote for Donald Trump regardless. Voters are waking up.

    After the win, The Donald even had this to say about Gov. Palin’s support:

    https://www.sarahpac.com/values/

    As you can see, Gov. Sarah Palin’s endorsement can have a dramatic effect on an election. Our goal is to replicate this effect throughout the country to elect bold conservative leaders.

    As a show of support for Gov. Palin, will you donate you donate $35 to help fund her efforts to elect these new leaders in the GOP?

    You can donate by following this link: https://www.sarahpac.com/values/

    We have seen it time and time again, Gov. Palin will endorse a candidate, the establishment will get whipped into a frenzy and the PEOPLE WILL WIN!

    Please donate right away!

    Best,

    SarahPAC

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    1. Anonymous7:38 AM

      Um, they forgot to mention the attacks she got from her own dear followers.

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    2. Anonymous7:51 AM

      That's like Palin endorsing the sun, and the sun happens to rise the next day.

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    3. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Are these people too dumb to send their money directly to the candidate of their choosing? Why send it to $carah, where it promptly goes into her coffers, supporting her family of grifters and lazy do nothings. Antone stupid enough to donate to this needs their head exmined.

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    4. Anonymous3:18 PM

      753, to answer your question: yes.
      Also too, MALOE told us a lot of supporters got tricked into signing up for regular contributions. They might be too old/infirm to even know what's going on.

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  56. Anonymous6:05 AM

    What does Track pay for child support?
    I think SarahPAC was broke at the end of last quarter, she just held off paying bills. Explains the hail mary attempts to raise money - endorsing Trump, not this silly $25 raffle.
    Trump is a business man. I doubt he paid her anything. It was her attempt to get in the press to get donations.

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    1. Seriously, he's the guy that thinks the Mexicans will pay for his wall. He probably has Sarah paying him for her appearances.

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  57. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Yes, she can spend what she wants from her SuperPac, but what might come up is what she gave to Bristol and her other kids for monthly support, lawyers is a contribution to them too and are the kids and other family members reporting all this income on their IRS forms as income and gifts?

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    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      And don't forget, if there are child support issues with Levi and/or Dakota, they have a yuge vested interest in hidden income.

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  58. Anonymous6:35 AM

    Off topic. But you KNOW $arah must be pissed that Chris Christie is Trump's new golden boy endorsement. You know her phone is never going to ring again. Christie is a MILLION times better at talking tough, giving speeches. Better at speaking, period.

    She will never appear on stage again. She's burned her bridge with Cruz. Trump used her and dumped her. She's finished.

    This is precisely why she is begging for people to spend $25 to win a chance at a book they can buy for half that.

    Anybody hear of John Green? He wrote my stepdaughters favorite book "Fault in our Stars". He personally autographed something like 150,000 copies of his book for his fans, just because he felt he owed it to them. That's class.

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    1. Anonymous7:57 AM

      Well, $carah only has a few fans so she conserves her energy by making them donate to win her autographed book. What a farce.

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    2. Anonymous1:44 PM

      Hahaha...she did it to herself by endorsing Trump. If she backs out of her endorsement and backs Cruz the Donald will come after her with
      a vengeance. She is stuck with Trump.

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  59. Anonymous8:53 AM

    WHY THE CON SARAHPAC FOUND A BOOK AND GOT SARAH PALIN TO SIGN IT FOR A RAFFLE?

    Is SarahPac broke!

    WHY IS SARAHPAC BROKE?

    FOLLOW THE 2016 CYCLE SARAHPAC FEC MONEY TRAIL

    Besides the 9 usual swamp buffaloes lining up at the SarahPac payroll watering hole, look at Number 8 below:

    Rank - SarahPac Vendor
    1 HSP Direct $261,482
    2 Crawford, Timothy $80,500
    3 Northstar Strategies $55,505
    4 Grey Strategies $55,000
    5 Harris Media $43,225
    6 Aries Petra Consulting Llc $36,000
    7 Davis, Andrew $33,750
    8 New Flight Charters $16,291
    9 Lane, Marilyn $15,000
    9 Ryan, Carol $15,000


    NUMBER 8 ABOVE- "New Flight Charters"
    was paid $16,291 from SarahPac for Sarah Palin's PRIVATE JET!

    Payments 01-21-2015 & 02-02-2015


    WHY NEW FLIGHT CHARTERS?
    WHY A PRIVATE JET?

    Sarah Palin went to the Iowa Freedom Summit January 24, 2015 to give one 20 minute speech


    Sarah Palin what is wrong flying commercial?

    Why a $16,291 private jet?

    That's why SarahPac is scrambling

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    1. Anonymous11:36 AM

      Can anyone believe that $creech is rilly spending that kinda money on "strategists" - "cosultants" - "media advisors"????

      Her (very few) speeches are a hot mess, her "strategies" are nonexistent, her media appearances are less and less, as is her travel. What the hell is she getting for all these expensive pay outs???

      Her PAC is the biggest scam on the planet - it's clear her whole family lives off the money as NONE of them has a rill job!!

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  60. Anonymous8:53 AM

    Trump was just speaking of the importance of the endorsements he has received. Of Palin, he said " there is no doubt Palin's endorsement MEANT something." Just in case you don't get it, Sarah, meant is passed tense. He did not say "means something." Sarah, you are a mess left in Donald's wadded up wash cloth and tossed into the laundry bin of your other failures. Used and discarded.

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    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      Sarah, Trump and his BFF Chris Christie just deplaned. Big waves, arm in arm. Instant press conference. Where are you sweetie? Living your life vibrantly and irrelevantly?

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    2. abbafan8:42 PM

      Anon @ 8:53 A.M. - wadded up like the wash cloths in the Pimp Toad's pockets after seeing "the light of his life"!

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  61. Anonymous9:00 AM

    Dear Sara,

    Thanks but no thanks. I can find toilet paper cheaper than your phony devotional book. Plus, if I want to contribute to a candidate, I'll send the money directly to that candidate

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  62. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Mitch McConnell: Republicans will drop Trump ‘like a hot rock’ if he wins the nomination

    According to the New York Times, McConnell is assuring Senate candidates running for reelection that they should feel free to run ads against Trump if they feel he is hurting their own campaigns. According to senators attending private lunches with the Majority Leader, McConnell is taking the approach that Trump will lose badly in the general election and that senators should sell themselves as a bulwark against a Hillary Clinton presidency.

    Pointing out that he still won easily when President Bill Clinton was reelected, McConnell reportedly told colleagues that the party will drop Trump “like a hot rock” if he is the nominee.

    Read more at
    https://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/mitch-mcconnell-republicans-will-drop-trump-like-a-hot-rock-if-he-wins-the-nomination/

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  63. Anonymous10:40 AM

    We know where Trump is
    We know where Christie is

    Where's Sarah Palin?

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    1. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Is she trying to dry out her drunk son before he faces a judge for domestic violence?

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  64. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Ha ha Fuck you Sarah Palin. Are you stuck in Alaska trying to keep your son out of prison?

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  65. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Gawker:
    Jan Brewer, Famous for Making Up Stories About Beheadings, Endorses Trump

    Former Governor of Arizona and villain to immigrants everywhere and beheading rumor-monger Jan Brewer made a public statement on Saturday endorsing presidential candidate Donald Trump just hours after another openly xenophobic governor did the same.

    http://gawker.com/jan-brewer-famous-for-making-up-stories-about-beheadin-1761697736

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  66. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Sarah hasn't been posting at all lately, just begging people to buy her books and raffles. I think she is broke, no Pac money coming in anymore, so no travel money. Who knows she may not have her millions anymore. When you have to give your kids big monthly allowances, pay for all their and your lawyers and pay all the bills, it does not last long. A million dollars is not that much anymore. She can't even sell her Arizona house. I think there is a lot going on we are not aware of..... IRS or FEC audits, Bristol too and LLC, etc

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  67. Anonymous3:13 PM

    I've also thought that it must be increasingly desperate times on Lake Lucille, as evidenced by the increasingly hostile and batshit crazy tone of the flying monkeys in these parts lately. They must be practically apoplectic that the good times are not going to continue to roll.

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  68. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Even the retards are starting to learn and realize that the overwhelming bulk of their money is used for SarahPac payroll, for private jets, for 5 star hotels and restaurants.

    GOOD FOR THEM

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