Sunday, March 06, 2016

Boy you know they ARE tiny.

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Yeah, but now of course we know that his penis is "yuge!"

Or maybe it just feels yuge in his baby hands.

If any of you saw the movie Deadpool, I know exactly where your mind went.

(P.S. And before any of you start giving me shit, yes I realize this is photoshopped. I just don't care.)

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:13 AM

    Bahaha. Rubio was a little weird to start this. He's still the sane one of the bunch. Damn. It's a shitty election year when the socialist is looking like the only legitimate candidate. And democrats are having a hard time seeing him as practical. Fuck.

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    1. Anonymous6:50 AM

      Hillary Clinton will be our next president; it is an historic election on the Democratic side. (You must not be a Democrat.) Many of us are very excited to elect her. Bernie, who is running for the Senate again as an Independent, will not be the Democratic presidential nominee. (He's not really a Democrat.)

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    2. Anonymous2:19 PM

      6:50. Yes, historic in that it will a) put a woman in WH and 2) have a profound ripple effect on Congress and all levels of courts and legislatures. It will be glorious and I can't wait to vote for Hillary.

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  2. Anonymous2:42 AM

    I feel badly for Melania. People are judgmental aholes and yes most first lady types go through it. But she is very articulate and has no issues saying "hey, are you me? Do you know my story from MY perspective? No? STFU"

    Except she sounds elegant.

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    1. Anonymous5:36 AM

      Yeah, she's another Jackie Kennedy (eye roll).

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    2. Anonymous6:52 AM

      2:42 must be Alicia. Melania barely speaks English. They claim she's polylingual but English is just not her wheelhouse. And Daily Mail ran an article saying that in 20 years, she's never had one fight with the Donald. Right...

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    3. Anonymous8:00 AM

      "First lady types"? You mean, the types who do soft porn on the Internet?

      Elegant!

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    4. Anita Winecooler4:10 PM

      Anyone seen nude photos of ANY first lady with crystals hanging everywhere while she's wondering "Why this chandelier don't light up?"
      She got bigger hands than her husband, I will give her that!

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  3. Anonymous3:40 AM

    We now have our very own Biggus Dickus.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

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    1. Anita Winecooler4:19 PM

      Did Incontenentia Buttocks do a facebook eulogy of the death of, bow your heads, the death of Saint Ronald's Wife, Nancy? While making it all about her visiting his ranch and horseback riding???
      Thanks. Big Fan of Monty Python!!!

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  4. Anonymous3:46 AM

    You know, this picture could be the key to ending this clown's political 'career.' If media outlets start using this as their stock Trump photo for every story that mentions him, eventually his overinflated ego will explode in a blast that will be his undoing.

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    1. Anonymous6:53 AM

      That already happened on Thursday night.

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  5. Anonymous4:03 AM

    If a black man can win two terms against a self defined war hero and a business man, a woman can win against an authoritarian asshole who has been criticised by leading conservatives. Therefore let's cheer trump on.

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    1. Anonymous4:53 AM

      I only define by race and gender because that is how the GOP sees us. We win because the majority of people do not see differences.

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  6. Anonymous6:22 AM

    I start to think the whole point of Trump's "little Marco" crap wasn't precisely to drag Rubio down to his level, counting on it to reflect worse on him. In effect this is what happened: Rubio had been surging in polls, now he's not. However it might have splashed back on Drumof for than he counted on. Too bad, so sad.

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  7. Anonymous7:25 AM

    "P.S. And before any of you start giving me shit, yes I realize this is photoshopped."

    Yes, Trump's real hands are much smaller - very, very tiny hands.

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  8. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Who are dRump and CruZZer and Robo? Are they?
    "The Boys from Brazil" In all shades..

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    1. Anonymous8:32 AM

      THIS YES!!!!
      http://m.omeleto.com/220810/

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  9. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Trump looks at women and all minorities as
    the lowest you could possible be on the social scale. Change social to human.
    That is the Donald Trump mind set!

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  10. Anonymous12:39 PM

    You know, this makes me think...........we've always thought that in presidential elections, "the taller candidate always wins". Maybe, just maybe, it's never actually been about the height of the man, it's actually the penis size. I'm really not sure how this theory would hold up in an election between Trump and Hillary though...........

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  11. Anita Winecooler4:21 PM

    That photo is tee shirt worthy!!!

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