Boy you know they ARE tiny.

Source

Yeah, but now of course we know that his penis is "yuge!"

Or maybe it just feels yuge in his baby hands.

If any of you saw the movie Deadpool, I know exactly where your mind went.

(P.S. And before any of you start giving me shit, yes I realize this is photoshopped. I just don't care.)

Hey you know that thing that you always just assumed about Adolph Hitler? Well it's true.

"No Eva ignore those Jewish bastards I tell you my schwanz is this tall."

Courtesy of the Telegraph:

 It has long been suspected that Hitler's conquest of Europe was an attempt to compensate for a lack of potency elsewhere. 

But the notorious playground rhyme about his testicles appears to have only told half the story, as a book claims the leader of the Third Reich had a micropenis. 

Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.

Gee color me completely unsurprised. 

After all men have been overcompensating for their sexual inadequacies for years.

Now if only we could discover some outward sign of a man's inadequacies in order to predict potentially anti-social or psychotic reactions to their pre-dick-ament.

Yep if only I could think of something.

No wait, it will come to me.

Armed Open Carry advocates crash protest against gun violence in order to "educate" them.

open carry strangers. Her turf Shes lost someone to gun violence. She's armed only with a sign &her grief. She wins pic.twitter.com/gInNdkv3a2
— Kristine Eggert (@pastorkriscleve) September 1, 2014

Courtesy of Liberaland: 

In Akron, Ohio on Sunday, protesters against gun violence gathered, then armed counter-protesters confronted them – or as they would put it, to”‘educate” them. At least one of the female protester’s family members was a victim of domestic violence.

.@Marmel Moms gather w/ signs, armed men gather to confront (sorry, "Educate") them w/ loaded guns yesterday in Ohio pic.twitter.com/sD5mB8VqzD
— Demanda Evers (@ActUpSpeakOut) September 1, 2014

Why do these armed men insist on going into areas where they are not wanted or needed? All we have to do for gun sense laws to be implemented is to sit back and continue to let them be their own worst enemies. 

Armed white men invading a peaceful protest to teach them a lesson.

Sounds kind of like intimidation to me.

Of course as we know these "tough guys" would be cowering under their beds, jumping at every shadow, without access to their precious metal pacifiers, now wouldn't they?

I'd be surprised if they were that big.

Source

2nd Amendment advocates are planning to advertise their shortcomings by simultaneously standing on their lawns with their weapons exposed.

"Take a long look ladies. You know you want this!"

Courtesy of the Eagle Tribune:  

Guns are coming out in the neighborhood. 

An unusual national demonstration is slated this fall to highlight gun owner rights and the people behind them. 

Gun Rights Across America issued the public call to arms this way: “We want you to strap on a holstered handgun to your hip, and give one hour of your day to make our presence as law-abiding gun owners known.” 

Differing gun laws mean the “Guns Next Door” demonstration will take different forms in each state. 

The gun rights group is researching gun laws, so participants will act responsibly within state laws. 

“This is a rally with a twist,” said Eric Reed, Gun Rights Across America founder and the man behind the pro-gun rally. 

People won’t go to a rally, instead the rally will come to them. 

“People will see armed Americans outside their homes with signs everywhere they look,” Reed said. 

The gun owners also will have flags and wear T-shirts promoting gun rights, organizers said. 

The event is set for Saturday, Oct. 19, with hour-long sessions staggered by time zone so Americans participate simultaneously.

So to be clear these idiots are planning to stand on their lawns, with guns strapped to their hips, and signs posted so that everybody knows where to point and laugh. Sounds like a plan. 

Though apparently in some states it will look even more pathetic than that:

Californians will wear empty holsters because that state’s laws are so strict.

Well good now their holsters will match their heads and their pants. 

And just in case you did not think this was disturbing enough, they also plan to involve your children.

The group is working on educational pamphlets in advance of the event. Reed said some gun owners may pass out candy to neighbor kids. 

“This is a chance to show people gun owners are not bad people,” he said.

Oh yeah that should help, after all it is not like anybody has taught their children to be suspicious of strangers handing our free candy or anything.

Here is what I am going to do if I see one these sad excuses for a man standing outside in my neighborhood. I am going to take their picture and post it on my Facebook page with the caption, "Just found the guy with the smallest penis in my neighborhood."

Personally I think that if everybody across the country did that we would certainly never be subjected to a second "Guns Next Door" demonstration now would we?

Gun nuts to celebrate their insecurities by strapping on handguns and going out for coffee for a national “Starbucks Appreciation Day.” Highly caffeinated armed cowards crowded into a tiny coffee shop, what could possibly go wrong?

Courtesy of The Washington Times:

 Starbucks seems an unlikely dueling ground in the national debate over guns, but the ubiquitous coffee chain Friday will once again find itself squarely in the cross hairs in the battle between gun control and gun rights advocates. 

More than 2,000 gun rights activists plan to visit their local Starbucks with their sidearms for a national “Starbucks Appreciation Day.” 

The Seattle-based chain takes no formal position on guns but has a corporate policy of following applicable state gun laws — including “open carry” laws in more than 40 states that allow permit-holding patrons to bring their loaded weapons into the shop while they sip their lattes and caramel macchiatos. 

Gun owners began staging the appreciation days a few years ago when the company faced pressure from gun control advocates to ban firearms from his stores. 

Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz resisted the move, saying in one interview, “I’m not a politician. I run a coffee company and we’re trying to abide by the laws in which we do business.” 

Seriously why don't these assholes just where t-shirts that declare "I am afraid of everything?" After all what else can it mean to walk around the streets of a city with a weapon strapped to your hip all of the time?

Then of course there is the blatant insensitivity to other people who might want to enjoy a coffee as well. 

Plans for a pro-gun display at the Newtown Starbucks has added another layer of tension to the day. 

“Our community is still healing and we find it reprehensible that they are picking Newtown to rally,” David Ackert, spokesman for the Newtown Action Alliance, said in a statement. “It is disturbing to think that tomorrow night you and your children may be sitting in Starbucks when people carrying guns walk through the door.” 

Personally I avoid Starbucks, as I make a fine cup of joe all by myself, but I have to say that if I did want an espresso and entered a store full of Rambo cos players I would walk out and never set foot in the place again.

But hey that's just me. You know, a sane person.

Gee I wonder if this guy will show up?

Seems like he would fit right in.

I did not know penises came that small.

What? Does he have like an "inny" or something?

If I were a woman, and just for the record I'm not, I would not be caught dead climbing into that beast. If you do you just know you're headed for a night of chugging roofies and date rape.

There was a gathering of the "Small Penis Club" yesterday in Houston. Did you miss it?

Courtesy of Raw Story:

A group of gun owners and gun rights advocates celebrated Independence Day on Thursday by marching on the headquarters of the Houston Police Department while carrying an array of shotguns and assault rifles. According to the Washington Examiner, the group was organized via Facebook and numbered about 25 attendees. 

“It’s Independence Day — where it all started,” said shotgun toting protester Jenn Kroll, to the Houston Chronicle. “What better day to show our rights?” 

“If you don’t use your rights, they can take them away,” Ed Aldredge of Sugar Land said. Aldridge brought along his 11-year-old son, Austin, who carried a .22-caliber rifle. ("Use your rights?" Is this guy actually advocating using his piddly little boom stick to fight the government?)


The crowd, composed of mostly middle aged and older white men, dubbed the protest the “Come and Take it Away Freedom Walk” and after an hour or so of marching and posing for photos with their guns, the group decamped to nearby Tony’s Barbecue, a restaurant chosen by the group because it let them bring in their weapons.

Just the thing to bring in the diners, a table full of overweight adolescent idiots carrying assault rifles. 

Let me just say as a man, how ashamed I am of my gender when I see these cowardly little fucks.

Most real men are not so terrified of the world that they feel the need to arm themselves like Rambo going back into Vietnam. You can tell the real men by the fact that they respect the laws, act goofy with their kids, and demonstrate respect for the females in their life.

Anybody who has to do something like this is simply a little boy who hopes that owning big boy toys will make him seem more macho. When in fact it has the opposite effect.

(Photos courtesy of the Washington Examiner. BTW there is a must see video at the Examiner as well.)